The God Machine (Press Esc)
Created on: December 31st, 2006
The God Machine (Press Esc)

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December 31st, 2006
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5 for "beebopoobeebopoobeebopoobeebopoo".
December 31st, 2006
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its called the god machine not god wheel
December 31st, 2006
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
December 31st, 2006
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hahaha
December 31st, 2006
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vote whore take ur 1 and leave
December 31st, 2006
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Hahah Colbert, priceless!
December 31st, 2006
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It's the "God Machine" but still funny.
December 31st, 2006
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this is absolutely awesome
December 31st, 2006
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Whooops my bad about the name. Fixed to the God Machine. Thanks for the heads up all. And thanks scr33n for the suggestion, I'll be updating this so if I forgot anything let me know! (Poland is not a religion)
December 31st, 2006
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5'd and Fav'd for being innovative with gifs. And yeah, it's God Machine.
December 31st, 2006
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It's right
December 31st, 2006
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I spoke too soon. >
December 31st, 2006
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no joke, i did this 8 times and they all came up 'godless' until i finally hit something else.
December 31st, 2006
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yay
December 31st, 2006
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i got wicca 3 times in a row O_o
December 31st, 2006
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+2 for fixing name
December 31st, 2006
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I was tempted to add Festivus actually, but it seems more of a holiday for the Godless than a religion in itself, thought it might not make any sense. Oh, but I'm uploading 3 new gods right now!
December 31st, 2006
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Taoism, Taoism, Sub-Genius.
December 31st, 2006
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Battlestar doesn't push Mormonism, the characters are polytheistic. They pray to things like Zeus.
December 31st, 2006
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(toasters don't count!)
December 31st, 2006
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Godless...I'M GODLESS!!!!1111 =D XD
December 31st, 2006
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Scientology
December 31st, 2006
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I closed my eyes asked it which one I should follow and let them run a random length and it picked Christianity 4 times in a row! Proof of Jesus divinity.. or not..
December 31st, 2006
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o.O
December 31st, 2006
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I was touched by his noodley appendage.
December 31st, 2006
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And the ORIGINAL BSG did push mormonism. The whole "There are those that believe that life here began out there." thing actually implies that HUMANS originated from space travellers from the Battlestar Galactica and such. The supposed 13th tribe of Israel and such. It's total mormon propaganda.
December 31st, 2006
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Love this. Suggestions: Satanism, Discordianism, pantheism.
December 31st, 2006
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wtf wheres max???
December 31st, 2006
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clever... interactive... stephen colbert... masterpiece
December 31st, 2006
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I got Godless, and this is amazingly true.
December 31st, 2006
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fiven
December 31st, 2006
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i should one this because i got scientology on my first try. thank L. Ron though for the reload button and buddha.
December 31st, 2006
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http://colbertisgod.ytmnd.com/
December 31st, 2006
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5'd for Colbert's god machine. Unfortunately there is no beepboop slowdown... :(
December 31st, 2006
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Nicely done!
December 31st, 2006
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if you land on islam your computer blows up..... coincidental or jihad?
December 31st, 2006
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I got 'godless' first time. WIN!
December 31st, 2006
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Taoism, score!
December 31st, 2006
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Well Done. This makes for a great ytmnd.
December 31st, 2006
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omg great idea f*ckin awesome dude
December 31st, 2006
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FAV for godless and SubGenius.
December 31st, 2006
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new generation of ytmnds....make them user friendly :) 5 is this vb?
December 31st, 2006
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F*CK YEAH...The church of the flying spagetti monster
December 31st, 2006
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I got Mormonism. D=
December 31st, 2006
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Flying Spaghetti Monster
December 31st, 2006
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Godless.
December 31st, 2006
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I got Scientology... :(
December 31st, 2006
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godless!!!! hey this thing really works
December 31st, 2006
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Bob Dobbs is my personal savior.
April 8th, 2010
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ShorDurPerSav!
December 31st, 2006
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Eh, only can give it a 3. In essence, Christianity, Islam, and Judaism are worshiping the same God through the Abrahamic path, different prophets, same god, good idea for the YTMND though, and heh, nice sound edit.
December 31st, 2006
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1'd because it said im a scientologist.
December 31st, 2006
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i lol'ed
December 31st, 2006
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+5 for Colbert, +5 for Gods, +5 for bebobobobobebebobobo. But I can only give you a 5.
December 31st, 2006
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Scientology isn't a religion, it's a cult. Get your facts straight and this will be a five.
December 31st, 2006
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5 for interactivetmnd
December 31st, 2006
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i got the church of flying spaghetti monster... lol south park ftw
December 31st, 2006
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Taoist, Godless, Bhuddist, Bhuddist, Godless, Catholic, and SubGenius!
December 31st, 2006
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5 for flying spagheti monster
December 31st, 2006
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It got it right, I'm an atheist. 5 for clairovoyance.
December 31st, 2006
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lol
December 31st, 2006
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Stephen Colbert reigns
December 31st, 2006
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5'd for colbert
December 31st, 2006
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I'll give a five because of the dicks downvoting you for stupid reasons.
December 31st, 2006
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Yes yes dance dance huzzah!!!!!!
December 31st, 2006
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GODLESS!
December 31st, 2006
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heh neat
December 31st, 2006
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chocolate? did you say chocolate? CHOCOLATEEEE!
December 31st, 2006
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YOU GET A 5! IT TASTES LIKE A COOKIE! ^_^
December 31st, 2006
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GODLESS, YES
December 31st, 2006
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OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD HE REIGNS FROM HEAVEN ABOVE WITH WISDOM POWER AND LOVE OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD HE REIGNS FROM HEAVEN ABOVE WITH WISDOM POWER AND LOVE OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD HE REIGNS FROM HEAVEN ABOVE WITH WISDOM POWER AND LOVE OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD HE REIGNS FROM HEAVEN ABOVE WITH WISDOM POWER AND LOVE OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD HE REIGNS FROM HEAVEN ABOVE WITH WISDOM POWER AND LOVE OUR
December 31st, 2006
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Nice. I get the spagetty monster!
December 31st, 2006
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FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERS!!!!
December 31st, 2006
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esc
December 31st, 2006
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YAY FOR INNOVATION
December 31st, 2006
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scientology... ugh
December 31st, 2006
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5 for flying spegetti monster
December 31st, 2006
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Praise "Bob"! And hail Steven Colbert!
December 31st, 2006
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godless, just like IRL
December 31st, 2006
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Toaism 5
December 31st, 2006
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voodoo!
December 31st, 2006
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At first I thought it only stopped on Scientology. Guess I just have the magic touch...
December 31st, 2006
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buddha!
December 31st, 2006
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looks like i am a pastafarian
December 31st, 2006
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Zoroastrianism
December 31st, 2006
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Buddhism for me
December 31st, 2006
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-1 because Catholicism IS Christianity, and you separated the two.
December 31st, 2006
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"(Poland is not a religion)" Well it should be
December 31st, 2006
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I got Flying Spaghetti Monster
December 31st, 2006
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Where's Cthulhu? I shall smite thee for forgetting our true and only god! Iä iä Cthulhu ftagn!
December 31st, 2006
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I got "The Church of the Flying Speghetti Monster" Ah, what the hell, 5'd.
December 31st, 2006
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Yay!! I got Christianity!!
December 31st, 2006
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Needs more Raptor Jesus.
December 31st, 2006
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Aziz and Raidy; Yes, Yes!
December 31st, 2006
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I ended up with Mormonism, do I win a goldfish?
December 31st, 2006
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I have been touched by his noodly appendage.
December 31st, 2006
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I like it!
December 31st, 2006
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wooo Catholicism, also cool sound effects
December 31st, 2006
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I am a Pastafarian.
December 31st, 2006
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Also, add Cthulhu.
December 31st, 2006
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Islam? O shi-
December 31st, 2006
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Great
December 31st, 2006
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hahaha good job man
December 31st, 2006
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LOL awesome.
December 31st, 2006
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5 because i got Jesus
December 31st, 2006
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5 because my god is now the flying spaghetti monster
December 31st, 2006
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Good Idea with the escape key.
December 31st, 2006
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I see the fairly new "Press ESC" fad is catching on. I got Wicca. *Shoots flames from hands*
December 31st, 2006
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its funny because you press escape.
December 31st, 2006
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5 for Colbert!
December 31st, 2006
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Great.
December 31st, 2006
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Could someone please bother explaining this to the people who don't get it?
December 31st, 2006
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Did I mention I love you? (I got my Faith: Pastafarian. All heil the Flying Spaghetti Monster.)
December 31st, 2006
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yes wicca! my current belief system
January 1st, 2007
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2007 Bitch!!!
January 2nd, 2007
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I got buhdism
January 4th, 2007
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Where's the Discordianism?
January 4th, 2007
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Though, Subgenius does merit a 5.
January 5th, 2007
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what magic is this??
January 6th, 2007
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ingenius!
January 7th, 2007
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an interactive ytmnd=genius
January 8th, 2007
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Is this the first ytmnd that accepts user input?
January 12th, 2007
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FTW!
January 13th, 2007
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Lulz, Islam.
January 15th, 2007
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Wow, funny, I actually hit my own religion. Mormonism.
January 15th, 2007
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how do you do the thing with pressing esc
January 20th, 2007
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It is green.
January 25th, 2007
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TDS FTW
February 20th, 2007
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Woot, pastafarian!
March 5th, 2007
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i got flying spegheti monster?!?!
March 5th, 2007
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Somebody ought to make a techno version of "My god is an awesome god." Anybody up to it? By the way, Colbert=God
June 22nd, 2007
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now i can play at home!
July 31st, 2007
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I got Godless!
August 2nd, 2007
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i got godless and was suprised to find no bears those godless killing machine have found a computer and are using it to order honey and then maul the mailmen they must be stopped
October 21st, 2007
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catholicism = christianity. You fail epicly.
December 21st, 2007
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yay, i got judaism. this thing really DOES work.
March 17th, 2008
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Scientology...? XD
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lol Scientology