The Government finally addresses a real threat
Created on: December 9th, 2006
The Government finally addresses a real threat

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December 9th, 2006
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rofl
December 9th, 2006
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dont blame me, i voted to drakla
December 9th, 2006
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Thank god, the government is finally doing something about it! I've had some LONG nights recently...
December 9th, 2006
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wtf
December 9th, 2006
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Leave it to Bush to come up with such great example of English and also have his priorities straight.
December 9th, 2006
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oh geez dubya has done it again
December 9th, 2006
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*examples (That was one example of bad English I just made.)
December 9th, 2006
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Sarah Michelle Gellar for Secretary of Agriculture!
December 9th, 2006
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That's all well and good, but isn't this just another ploy of the administration to shift focus from the real threats to our nation, zombies. Did you know that in the five years since 9/11 the government still has no real strategy for dealing with a massive zombie attack on American soil?
December 9th, 2006
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great... now I can no longer feed on the blood of the living...
December 9th, 2006
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..
December 9th, 2006
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RAPTORCARDZ YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART!!!!!
December 10th, 2006
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Pretty good, but you could have done more with it.
December 10th, 2006
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I wanted to keep it simple
December 10th, 2006
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Needs more Poland.
December 10th, 2006
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This will not stand man!
December 10th, 2006
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YOUR WORDS ARE AS EMPTY AS YOUR SOUL!
December 10th, 2006
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Count Dracula>Bush
December 10th, 2006
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Don't blame me, I vote for Dr. Acula.
December 10th, 2006
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oh great they are targeting us now and what did we do. nothing but take a little blood we left you breathing and it's not like the 19th century now those were hard time you have telephones now and there not the old rotary kind either there the one you push the button. arg first daylight savings and now this. thanks mr bush. for putting the vampirwe down once again. stupid humans
December 10th, 2006
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lol wtf, nice edit btw
December 10th, 2006
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why did?
December 10th, 2006
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Vampire Slayer? What the hell is this country coming too?
December 10th, 2006
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Man, what is this country coming to.
December 10th, 2006
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So awesome rofl
December 10th, 2006
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WTF?! lol
December 10th, 2006
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What's called Vampires.
December 10th, 2006
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O.o
December 10th, 2006
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WTF?
December 10th, 2006
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It all makes sense now. Vampires did the 9/11 !!! ........ also known as jews
December 10th, 2006
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Oh great, he's drawing us into another unwinnable war.
December 10th, 2006
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omfgvampyorz
December 10th, 2006
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^what the f*ck's sake is his problem? What'd you expect, him to be some rainbow and sunshine farting mormon?
December 10th, 2006
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Finally, he has adressed the most serious issue facing the United States today.
December 10th, 2006
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Is this real?
December 10th, 2006
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OH MY GOD THEY'RE ONTO ME!
December 10th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
December 10th, 2006
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this cant be real
December 10th, 2006
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omg its real http://usgovinfo.about.com/library/weekly/aa062901a.htm
December 10th, 2006
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It is real. No audio editing was done except for noise cleanup
December 10th, 2006
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does this mean that I'll finally get government funding?!!?
December 10th, 2006
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wtf lmao
December 10th, 2006
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Don't blame me, I voted for buffy.
December 10th, 2006
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I voted for Simon Belmont =(
December 10th, 2006
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I voted for Van Helsing
December 10th, 2006
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lol out of context
December 10th, 2006
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...and as soon as esc861 heard those words on television, he rushed to his computer to convert the sound into a compressed file and upload it on ytmnd, feeling confident he had found a new revolutionary form of humour. And it wasn't until he finished masturbating that he realised how much his site sucked colossal amounts of ass.
December 10th, 2006
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Have you been spying on me?
December 10th, 2006
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........can someone please tell me what the f*ck is going on? lol
December 10th, 2006
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lol
December 10th, 2006
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Now we just need a zombie strategy
December 10th, 2006
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Wow~ ... guess I'm gonna have some competition.
December 10th, 2006
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Meanwhile, at an undisclosed location... "Thank you for joining us Mr. Snipes. You have been accused tax evasion, but the U.S. government is willing to overlook this in exchange for your cooperation. You see, the president believes that the U.S. faces a new deadly threat - vampires. Based on our files, you seem like the man for the job. So, what's it going to be, Mr. Snipes?" And so Wesley Snipes, Energy Secretary Spence Abraham, Sarah Michelle Gellar, and Eliza Dushku became... The V-Team.
December 10th, 2006
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I can't believe this is real.
December 10th, 2006
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December 10th, 2006
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You're kidding, right? Please tell me you're kidding...
December 10th, 2006
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It's good they're finally doing something about this very serious problem.
December 10th, 2006
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You know what they say about bush - at least he's not a democrat...
December 10th, 2006
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December 10th, 2006
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Simon Belmont and VanHelsing are the same goddamn guy. All Hugh Jackman needed was a whip.
December 10th, 2006
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what the F U C K is he talking about?! i can think of no context in which this sentence would make sense. it's as if the teleprompter typist was playing jokes on him
December 10th, 2006
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VOTE DRAC IN 2008!
December 10th, 2006
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...and as soon as esc861 heard those words on television, he rushed to his computer to convert the sound into a compressed file and upload it on ytmnd, feeling confident he had found a new revolutionary form of humour. And it wasn't until he finished BEING AWESOME that he realised how much his site KICKED ASS!
December 10th, 2006
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"Vampire Devices" are electronics that use energy even when they are turned off (like PC's and TV's) apparently they are a HUGE threat to America
December 10th, 2006
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Stupid government. Why fight vampires if they're going to ignore the werewolf problem?
December 10th, 2006
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OMFG HIDE THE KIDS!!
December 10th, 2006
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1 for only using left channel for sound -.- this blows in headphones.
December 10th, 2006
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WTgoddamF!?!?
December 10th, 2006
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LOL (btw the sound is f*cking low quality. FIX IT!)
December 10th, 2006
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btw the sound is f*cking low quality. FIX IT! Wish I could, but the original recording was terrible
December 10th, 2006
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Freakin' finally. Illegal immigrants are nothing to the vast evil power that is the Vampire, um, Empire, aka the Vempire.
December 10th, 2006
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http://vampireslayerspence.ytmnd.com lame animation, new fad?
December 10th, 2006
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For all those who are going "LOLWTF!?!?!?" Bush Is referring to "vampire appliances", electronics that, when totaled, can suck up to 4% of a household's energy usage while their main console switch is off. However, I do remember later in his speech our Prez mentioned he felt it was crucial for our national Garlic imports to rise significantly.
December 10th, 2006
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Bush wins at metaphors.
January 14th, 2007
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HAHAHAHpuioasdjfaiosdjfiosdaofasdiofjasoid
October 31st, 2007
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hey there was an article about this by like AP or somesh*t recently.
February 7th, 2008
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awesome