it does suck living here
Created on: November 13th, 2006
I felt like bitching about my home state, but as a native New Jerseyan/Jerseyite, it still kicks ass.
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New Jersey is not famous for the parkway, there's even a gag drink called the jersey turnpike. The turnpike was in the sopranos theme, not the parkway, and many songs about new jersey talk about the turnpike. just because harold and kumar went on the parkway and route 33 does not mean its more famous
What exit? can be used for both the turnpike or the parkway because for some it wouldnt make sense, if you take the turnpike to get to atlantic city and not the parkway, you must go to exit 3 on the turnpike then after about 20 minutes of driving you take the atlantic city expressway, therefore, if you lived in ac, you would not say you lived off exit 3 because its such a long distance from the exit, take the parkway directly to the ace very close to ac so parkway would make more sense
you use the parkway when you wanna go to the shore or upstate ny, you use the turnpike to stay inland in new jersey, yes exits 17-1 arent well defined, but the turnpike serves west jersey while parkway serves the shoreline until they reach northern jersey where they intersect. whatever, two highways define new jersey along with the ace if you wanna count it
PLZ GET OUT OF MY STATE YOU BLASPHEMOUS, COMPLAINING DISGRACE. GOTO LAS VEGAS AND GET YOUR DICK SUCKED, YEAH SHE SAID SHE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOULD. you don't complain about those things, YOU EMBRACE THEM! (except my chemical romance) please leave. btw, kingda ka=horrible. Nitro, Chiller, and Runaway Train FTW
Hmmmm, Sitting in a climate contolled car while some poor shmuck HAS to pump my gas in the rain, snow, hot sun, whatever. Do people REALLY see that as a negative? Plus they clean your windows sometimes, check oil, bring you a cold soda, whatever you ask them... it's like having a slave for a few minutes. I would think it was a plus. Am I missing something?
Jersey rocks. I'm sure all the people who hate on New Jersey a) have never stayed in New Jersey for more than 2 hours, and/or b) is a born-again Christian who would rather live in a state controlled by anti-first amendment racists. Also, it seems a lot of you hicks hate New York City (and believe me, New Jersey is more a part of the city than upstate New York or Long Island) and would rather live in your white-bred farmland instead of experiencing a cultural center filled with educated people like New York
well at least you realize how sh*tty your states is. put some stuff about gun control laws too while you're at it. My experiences and experiences of my friends have been that every person we've met from New Jersey usually ends up being an *ssh*le... But i'll give you the benefit of the doubt since you make ytmnds.
Jersey Roll Call--SOUND OFF! Bud Abbott, Asbury Park; Edwin “Buzz” Aldrin, Montclair; William “Count” Basie, Red Bank; Jon Bon Jovi, Sayreville; David Copperfield, Metuchen; Lou Costello, Paterson; Savion Glover choreographer, Newark; Lauryn Hill, South Orange; Whitney Houston, Newark; Ice-T, Newark; Jerry Lewis, Newark; Jack Nicholson, Neptune City; Joe Piscopo, Passaic; Norman Schwarzkopf, Trenton; Frank Sinatra, Hoboken; Kevin Spacey, South Orange; Bruce Springsteen, Freehold; Meryl Streep, Summit;
Ray Liotta, Newark; Jason Alexander, Newark; Robert Blake, Nutley; Zach Braff, South Orange; Sandra Dee, Bayonne; Brian De Palma, Newark; Danny DeVito, Neptune; Micheal Douglas, New Brunswick; Kirsten Dunst, Point Pleasant; John Forsyth, Penns Grove; James Gandolfini, Westwood; Janeane Garafalo, Newton; Paul Gleason (principal, "Breakfast Club"), Jersey City; Ed Harris, Englewood; Linda Hunt, Morristown; Jane Krakowski, Parsippany; Micheal Landon, Collingswood; Nathan Lane, Jersey City;
Frank Langella, Bayonne; Bebe Neuwirth, Princeton; Joe Pesci, Newark; Roy Schieder, Orange; Kevin Smith, Red Bank; Mira Sorvino, Tenafly; John Spencer, Little Falls; Jon Stewart, Lawrence Township; Loretta Swit, Passaic; John Travolta, Englewood; Uncle Floyd, Paterson; Flip Wilson, Jersey City;....there's more, of course, but I don't want to be accused of spamming. ^_^
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