YTMND: CALL TO ARMS
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HOLY SH*T MOTHERF*CKER DON'T CALL ME "JUVENILE", MAN ANYTHING BUT THAT!
Thank you for that; I was feeling a bit sickish due to the 18 ounce, blood red steak I ate for dinner, but that managed to make me smile. Everything you have said so far, not to mention the manner in which you say it, reflects nothing of you but a purely infantile disposition and an insulting predilection. These are particularly tell-tale of juvenility; in fact, I estimate your (mental) age to be approximately equivilent to that of
the average first grader. Your language, however, is too colorful for that; I'd say that you're about, twelve, thirteen? Maladjusted and starved for attention, not to mention arrogant, irritating, and you have a serious inferiority complex. This explains why you attempt to degrade others in overcompensation for your low self-esteem. Also why you take such offense to the success of others( particularly Sphoinx), manifested in your habit of downvoting.
There you go, free psychological analysis.
After reading all of your comments, I've come to the conclusion that you've malfunctioned beyond repair and should be taken back to your retailer for replacement/reimbursement. I apologize for any inconvenience this might cause, but we at InternetDoucheBags.com pride ourselves on only the highest quality flamers and spammers, and it pains us whenever one malfunctions to such an extent.
Dantes, for the first time I actually read that steaming pile of e-sh*t that you call "wurdz" you posted and must say I'm quite amazed that you're such a f*cking idiot. First of all motherf*cker, don't say that I'm "starving for attention", bitch, because you obviously are aware of the fact that I neither read nor answer your stupid uninteresting bullsh*t, so you obviously keep posting here for the sake of everyone else watching you struggle in quicksands.
The fact that you're a f*cking tool for keeping it up is only reinforced by the fact that you posted a thread where you cried like a pussy on the nsfw forums, which not only proves that you're a stupid fool who has absolutely no idea what's going on but also that you have the need for serious help from your mother. Don't you understand how much I control your life, fool? If I keep up what I'm doing, there's no way you're going to ever go outside your room. Enjoy having your balls squeezed in a pinch bitch.
You infleunce my life, huh? I only log on here when I'm not with my girlfriend, building something, or reading. You can see that by my lack of YTMNDs. You, however, totally rely on having people present to insult and attempt to degrade. You might not seem so if you didn't throw "BITCH", "MOTHERF*CKER", or "*SSH*LE" into every sentence.
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^ Very true. Credible derives from the latin word credere meaning "to believe"; credible therefore means "believable". More specifically, Merriam-Webster's dictionary defines credibile as: offering reasonable grounds for being believedIn-, as a prefix, means "the opposite of" or "not"; therefore incredible means "not believable" or "not offering reasonable grounds for being believed". thePlease offers no grounds for us to take anything he says to heart, neither his standings on "How to Prank a Telemarketer
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ITS NOT LIKE THIS HASNT BEEN DONE 29823878734 TIMES BEFORE , YOU ANAL CAT
F*CKING SH*T LICKING CONTEST PARTICIPANT GTFO WITH YOUR STUPID SH*T HOW
MUCH TIME DID IT TAKE YOU TO DO THIS FIND AN IMAGE ON GOOGLE, UPLOAD SOME
PIECE OF SH*T SONG AND WRITE SOME BULLSH*T TEXT OVER IT WHAT A CORNY
MOTHERF*CKER, WHAT DO YOU THINK WE WOULD SAY LIKE "LOL GOOD ONE, CHUM,
THIS IS SO TRUE LOL" MAN GTFO OF HERE MAN GTFO
It's great to come here and watch everyone follow my example in ripping thePlease to miniscule shards of worthlessness. Thanks for the, um, compliment stonebadger. Now it's time for the main event:
thePlease: You can downvote the sentient users here, and tell us in a vocabulary with fewer intelligible words than Lassies that How To Prank a Telemarketer is the worst thing since the Black Plague, but it doesn't make you any better as a person. It's not your opininon on the matter which reflects your total
intellectual incompitence, it's the matter in which you did it. There are other users who oppose that site, but they go about their opinion without insulting everyone withing a two mile radius. Their sites have average ratings of fours which, when held up to your ones, show that it's not the message. Grow up, get a brain transplant, and think of something to say without hitting the caps lock button or using a 'f*ck', 'bitch', 'gay', 'ass', or any others I may have missed. "Don't be a douche"--Jack Black.
*smirks with satisfaction at ALLLLLL the 1-stars* Hm. It's really funny. It appears that YTMND HAS SPOKEN, and it does not agree with you. Oh well. Don't take it personally; just learn the lesson that not everybody thinks the same way you do. If a site IS bad, people Won't vote for it. Case in point... yours. *shrug*
dear thePlease,
who are you kidding? unf*ck yourself son. i tihnk its safe to say that you are starving for attention. well then. allow me to give you some. what is your problem? i bet your one of those 10 year olds who thinks his vocabulary is so mariculous because you swear like its your job. don't be such a c*ckjam.
- JolietJake
HOLY SH*T MOTHERF*CKER HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO RE-POST THIS PIECE OF
GARBAGE UNTIL YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAND THAT NO ONE WANTS TO SEE IT YOU STUPID
*SS BITCH GTFO YOU'RE JUST AN INIMAGINATIVE CATF*CKER DEAL WITH IT IT'S NOT
LIKE YOU DESERVE ANYTHING FOR MAKING THE 3977487834TH SITE OF THIS GENRE
YOU F*GGOT *SS PIECE OF SH*T I 1'D ALL YOUR SITES AND I HOPE YOU LEAVE THIS
SITE FOREVER, BITCH, PLEASE GTFO YOU WILL DIE ALONE MAN YOU WILL DIE ALONE
It hurts to know that thePlease is slowly becoming apathetic; he used to personally "respond" to most of the comments here, but now he just remains idle. Perhaps he has realized that he is losing, irreversibly; I doubt it though. I'm glad to know that, to some, I shall be remembered as one of the more, charismic commenters here. Definitely moreso than thePlease, who actually expected to get a following. A large thank you to those of you who appreciated my sense of dedication to the eradication of thePlease
lol look at dantes trying to get me to pay him some attention with cheap trolling. I got some news for you my friend. All this talk sh*t you've been spewing for the last month, in the end, it's neither banning me, nor is it affecting me in any way. In the end, it's just one downvote and nobody gives a sh*t. Give it up already.
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By looking at this site, I have come to two conclusions: 1) you have tourette’s syndrome or a very poor vocabulary, and 2) you believe that insulting people will rally them on your side. Oh, and yes, YTMND is definitely supposed to be a serious site, full of serious subjects, and all around seriousness. Sorry bub, but I am about to downvote this gay and sh*tty site (your terminology comes back to haunt you)...
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Wow, way to put together random stupid bullsh*t and get people to upvote
your sites out of the sheer power of laughter, and getting people to
appreciate a twisted sense of humour. Funny as usual, I really like you and
I hope you rescue orphans from a fire. The preceding message has been
brought to you by the sheer compulsion of a member of the community to
identify with just about anything. Wtf is he doing?
A: your an idiot for downvoting Syncan who created and made this YTMND what it is today.
B: its not in top voted. its in top viewed. so by going to Prank a Telemarketer, your just adding another view thus contributing to how long it will be in the top viewed of the day.
to make it easier for you: downvoting, dont do sh*t for anyone.
stop failing. because your YTMNDs are not funny either.
There you go again! So now you're going to go ahead and have OTHER people downvote FOR you?!
How To Prank a Telemarketer is a Good site. it's funny, and that's its purpose. No, I dont think it deserves to reign so high under the "top viewed" catagory and Yes, I do wish it wasn't up there all the time...but nothing justifies trying to get OTHER people to downvote a site for you. Plus, you're a dick and we all hate you.
look, okay, I'm sorry. I may have been a little harsh on you. I actually feel bad for you...it must suck being downvoted all the time by everyone because you downvote everybody. I'll two this but I really think you should think again before you go ahead and downvote someone else. I'm sure if you were a bit nicer to people then they'd all be nicer to you, too. I'm really sorry you have to go through all this.
ok.. this is really simple people.. he took a ytmnd that he already knew everyone was sick and tired of.. and a light bulb started to flicker above his head which gave him the half-assed idea to try and start a movement only to gain popularity among fellow ytmnd-ers.. and failed miserably.. i mean seriously ''thePlease'' why are u still defending this?? did u see how many negative comments and 1's you got?! mission failed, buddy.. let it go!!
I think it's time to talk seriously about this subject. You worthless pieces of sh*t keep laughing at this whole pedo fad like it was spontaneous and refreshing every single time. So either you're all a bunch of retarded pieces of sh*t that shouldn't be allowed to vote/live and you should shut the f*ck up, or you're all litterally obsessed with this girl and should get some help. Either way, jerryfunk I 1'd all your sites as a good form of punishment I most certainly hope you enjoy.
"Watching you guys in action is like watching retards trying to catch up a bunch of zulus trying to hit them only to trip upon their own trousers and fall on the dog-sh*t infested ground." He doesn't have ground to stand on when arguing, so he throws out lame insults like this. I literally fell off my chair laughing. Using the word "sh*t" doesn't make you funny and it certainly doesn't win arguments. It just gets you down-voted.
It's funny, despite you calling everyone else lifeless, unintelligent losers, you yourself haven't shown having life or intelligence. Learn captialization, and think of something other than "ZOMG, YOU F*CKING F*GGOT!!! YOU ARE A TOTAL SH*T EATING GAY HOMO!! YOU JUST WASTED TEN MINUTES OF YOUR F*CKING WORTHLESS LIFE SPAMMING MY SITE!!!" Well, what do you think you're friggin' doing, *ssh*le?
lol...this must be the most amazing flamewar I've ever read. I won't bother trying to tell ThePlease how much of a twit he's being since he'll just call me a MOTHERF*CKING *SSH*LE and try hard to find something to mock about me. And then he'll downvote my sites, since that sort of brute coercion seems to be the only thing that registers in his brain. Five stars for the most hilarious/depressing comments ever.
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