Marmaduke had one weakness... (SLOWED)
Created on: October 25th, 2006
Marmaduke had one weakness... (SLOWED)
Marmaduke isn't a funny comic at all. Why is it in so many comics sections?

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October 25th, 2006
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True that...true that.
October 25th, 2006
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HAHAHAHA MARMADUKE IS THE WORST COMIC EVER.
October 25th, 2006
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5'd for valid point
October 25th, 2006
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i think you could go through any newspapers comic section for the past week and do the same thing. In fact, i think you should. Lockhorns next, followed by Peanuts, please
October 25th, 2006
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Yep! But it was still funnier than Overboard.
October 25th, 2006
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Agreed.
October 25th, 2006
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The same way any other syndicated comic stays in print, like the abhorrent Rex Morgan MD - you sold your strip to papers at one point, which generates income, so you can afford to keep making comics and selling them to papers. And because no readers actively complain, they stick around. If Marmaduke went away, no one would miss it.
October 25th, 2006
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Becuase the general american populus has no sense of humor either
October 25th, 2006
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Wow... it really does lack humor.
October 25th, 2006
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Agreed
October 26th, 2006
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It's because WEBCOMICS FTW
October 26th, 2006
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BRING BACK CALVIN AND HOBBS (Waterston, you curmudgeon, give the people what they want), and feature “Pearls before Swine” more prominently. Also gouge the eyes out of any one who likes “Family Circus.”
October 26th, 2006
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lol those suck
October 26th, 2006
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The lack of humor is hilarious.
October 26th, 2006
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DUDE HE TOTALLY DRAGGED THE GARDEN HOSE IN THE HOUSE, IS THERE ANYTHING MARMADUKE WONT DO!?
October 26th, 2006
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Nancy is even worse, f*cking hate both of them
October 26th, 2006
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5 for truth. Gawd, I hate Marmaduke.
October 26th, 2006
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this is honestly one of the worst comics ever. totally agree.
October 26th, 2006
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Those are BAd.
October 26th, 2006
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Marmaduke is the second worst comic ever. Family Circus is far, FAR worse.
October 26th, 2006
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October 26th, 2006
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what about cathy?
October 26th, 2006
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The Farside > Calvin & Hobbes
October 26th, 2006
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substitute "family circus" for "marmaduke" and it still works.
October 26th, 2006
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We don't want Calvin and Hobbes to come back. It was magnificent in its time, and so it shall remain. Always let the artist choose when to end a project - they'll come back to it if they feel it's warranted, but if somebody gets burnt out on a project.... well, just imagine how hollow it would feel if you woke up one morning and realized that Calvin and Hobbes had turned into Garfield.
October 26th, 2006
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I knew that was going to be it. Why? Cause Marmaduke sux
October 26th, 2006
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I'm trapped in a castle in the Netherlands. Someone please send a decent hamburger.
October 26th, 2006
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True, true indeed.
October 26th, 2006
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too fast
October 26th, 2006
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yeah, Marmaduke hangs out there next to the other comics on the page that are just waiting to suck.
October 26th, 2006
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Nearly all comics suck serious ass, which just shows how hard it really is to be consistently funny for a long period of time.
October 26th, 2006
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Jumped the shark long ago
October 26th, 2006
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so true
October 26th, 2006
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So true, just like Peanut.
October 26th, 2006
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Never heard of it, but I can't believe this is a comic. It's just a scene.
October 26th, 2006
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prerry bible fellowship>eveything els
October 26th, 2006
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SLOW IT DOWN
October 26th, 2006
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How the Hell does this guy stay in business?.. I mean, his ART isn't even that great.
October 26th, 2006
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HAHA SO TRUE
October 26th, 2006
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way too fast
October 26th, 2006
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Sh*t! What the hell happened to that comic?
October 26th, 2006
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agree? yes.
October 26th, 2006
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"Tell me I'm having a nightmare!" is a pretty good reaction to any Marmaduke comic.
October 26th, 2006
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-1 because it's way too fast. It's true, people don't complain abou the lameness of comics, but they do complain when thry try to cut out good ones, like everyone did when the local paper tried to drop Mother Goose & Grimm.
October 26th, 2006
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Thank you... thank you... my local newspaper dropped Marmaduke, Cathy, Rex Morgan, and Peanuts this summer. I nearly died of happiness.
October 26th, 2006
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Marmaduke f*cking sucks, you get ten million stars
October 26th, 2006
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=( I wish the dilbert one I made of this same idea got as many votes.
October 26th, 2006
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because it's old as hell.
October 26th, 2006
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lol i hate that comic.
October 26th, 2006
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I hate Marmaduke. Slow it down so I can read plz
October 26th, 2006
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needs to be slower
October 26th, 2006
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slow it down a bit
October 26th, 2006
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Eh, I only read the Boondocks, and now that it was put on hiatus for the show, I couldn't care less.
October 26th, 2006
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Also, "I hate Marmaduke. Slow it down so I can read plz" -- wtf, if you hate it, why read?
October 26th, 2006
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That is not a weakness, It is a FLAW.
October 26th, 2006
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laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeee
October 26th, 2006
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Marmaduke pwned! Why do people want it slowed down? Do you actually want to f**king read Marmaduke? Speed it up & splice in the ending to "Old Yeller" with Marmaduke being put down for good.
October 26th, 2006
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For the love of god SLOW IT DOWN!
October 26th, 2006
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5 for truth
October 26th, 2006
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ive never seen those comics before, but those do suck. so 5.
October 26th, 2006
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Also applies to Ziggy.
October 26th, 2006
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Slower, plz. :(
October 26th, 2006
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Yeah that comic is terrible.
October 26th, 2006
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i knew that answer before i clicked. 5
October 26th, 2006
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My family collects the worst of the worst of the worst Marmadukes and puts them on the fridge.
October 26th, 2006
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Very true.
October 26th, 2006
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Actually "Howard Huge" is the worse comic ever. It's a ripoff of Marmaduke only published in PARADE Magazine. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Howard_Huge ...Doesn't get any more pathetic than that.
October 26th, 2006
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Marmaduke may not appeal to yours or my sense of humor, but it's better than half the garbage that claims space on the comics page of the average daily newspaper. Having been around for decades, its a comics page institution. A hell of a lot better than Get Fuzzy, that's for damn sure.
October 26th, 2006
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"A hell of a lot better than Get Fuzzy, that's for damn sure." NO.
October 26th, 2006
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Get Fuzzy is the worst comic ever. http://thirtyfoureighty.com/amedley/files/2006/10/comic10c.JPG
October 26th, 2006
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F U NO LIKE GTFZ, GTFO
October 26th, 2006
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This site had one weakness... ...lack of humor.
October 26th, 2006
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You're forgetting Nancy, Hi and Lois, Love is, Garfield, Sally Forth and a buttload of other comics that are painful to read.
October 26th, 2006
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scrolls to fast
October 26th, 2006
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Wow, that's some crappy comics right there.
October 26th, 2006
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2 fast
October 26th, 2006
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the funnies are no longer funny anymore..
October 26th, 2006
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by making the comment "goes too fast" you are admitting you suck at reading.
October 26th, 2006
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Funniest "One weakness" site I've scene in a while.
October 26th, 2006
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Slow it down.
October 26th, 2006
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WORST. COMIC. EVER.
October 26th, 2006
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+1 for having slowed it down, although it could be done a little more.
October 26th, 2006
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waaayyy too fast. Perhaps try creating a static tiled screenshot of all of the comics.
October 26th, 2006
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always hated that comic
October 26th, 2006
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i forget, is dilbert funny anymore?
October 26th, 2006
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/agrees
October 26th, 2006
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Loop is too fast tho...And thus making your YTMND suck.
October 26th, 2006
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5'd for truth
October 26th, 2006
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ppl who say its too fast are morons, l2read, anyways those comics do suck.
October 26th, 2006
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Now, do one for Wee Pals, and your life is complete.
October 26th, 2006
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Sad fact is that all these were in the last week. I've seen them in the comics section of the newspapaper.
October 26th, 2006
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SLOWED DOWN AND MORE EXAMPLES
October 26th, 2006
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5'd for truth. Make a compliation of all the comics that suck (i.e. Garfield, post-60's Peanuts, Adam@home, Family Circus, Pluggers [the one with the f*ckn dogs, usually with the caption "a Plugger____"], Cathy, Sally Forth, and any of the over-styled "adventure" strips) and you will win many internets. In my humble opinion, I think that we shouldn't have all national strips, most of them should be from local artists from around the paper's area so that they could trim the crap that has invaded the Comics!
October 26th, 2006
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Thanks for the input. I will add more comics soon.
October 26th, 2006
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F*CK MARMADUKE
October 27th, 2006
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I agree with this YTMND. However, there are much worse out there, here's a list (w/spelling errors): Rubes, Hagar, Blondie, Cathy, Beetle Bailey, Family Circus, Peanuts, Garfield, B.C., For Better or Worse, Rex Morgan, Brenda Starr, Broom-Hilda, Heathcliff, and Nancy, just to name a few.
November 1st, 2006
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underrated
November 19th, 2006
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Why is there only two examples now?
February 17th, 2007
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ADD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOREE!!!!