Best Political Attack Ad Ever!!! (F5 for sync)
Created on: October 25th, 2006
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This actually is real, it ran in Wisconsin for one candidate, it ran a total of once, before a sh*tstorm caused it to be removed from the air and disavowed by the Republican party saying they had nothing to do with its creation or broadcast... it was then broadcast in South Carolina, same commercial, same exact commercial, different candidate. Disavow that, bitches.
This Paul Nelson guy's website makes him look like a dumbass. First he tries bragging that they won't air this ad on TV, "the one the mainstream media doesn't want you to see and won't show!" What the hell is he selling, himself for Congress or "Girls Gone Wild" videos? Then flip over to his asinine "Why Paul Will Win" page and his entire reasoning is that he is a Republican. Gee, a Republican running a dumbass attack ad; who would have guessed?
I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe
I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka
But all I wanna do is get into his parka
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe
Well .. me an nut fluck chuck buck, we both like blubber
But me I've got this crazy fetish for rubber
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe
I make a wish on the northern lights
That I could get a decent pair of whale skin tights
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe
And the seals they sing now
*seal noises*
These cold winter nights are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the north pole
See the north pole
I'm the only gay eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay eskimo
In my tribe
I would vote for Ron Kind for office in a heartbeat! If you look through the ludicrously misleading statements, you find a guy who is actually funding some important research that could effect the lives of many in our country, rather than wasting it on the military (because we know they are hurting for cash with Bush's blank check... for purposes such as torturing detainees without getting any reliable information as a result).
I don't listen to anything as convoluted and elitest as "issues". I vote on how clever a pun they can make in their attack adds. This one is pretty good, so I'd vote against (w)Ron(g) Kind. Ron would have to come up with a really good pun to win. Maybe something like, "Even though he has the last name Nelson, which is kinda like Nelson Mandella, he hates blacks!" Just like I'm going to vote against Bush this year because they have the commercial with people talking to a Bush... GET IT?! oh, wait...
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