Bush uses The Google
Created on: October 23rd, 2006
Bush uses The Google

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October 23rd, 2006
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That darn google
October 23rd, 2006
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"I forgot the name of the program.." Ummm google earth? lol
October 23rd, 2006
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The Google is not a big truck.
June 7th, 2007
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Thats right.
October 23rd, 2006
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The google on the internets.
June 7th, 2007
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I am.
October 23rd, 2006
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I like it. 4 not for "BUSH IZ STUPID HURR" but because he's cool with his Intratron/Internets vocabulary.
October 23rd, 2006
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sidenote: bush is an idiot.
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The google is a series of tubes
June 7th, 2007
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No I'm not.
October 23rd, 2006
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Argh. He's the president.
October 23rd, 2006
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The Google changed my life.
June 7th, 2007
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Glad I could help.
October 23rd, 2006
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TEH GOOGLE
October 23rd, 2006
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heh heh, wouldnt he have a little better access to satellite pictures then google?
October 23rd, 2006
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not of his ranch
October 23rd, 2006
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well actually, he forgot the name of the program.
October 23rd, 2006
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The google on the internets
October 23rd, 2006
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the google will take over the world
June 7th, 2007
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Also true.
October 23rd, 2006
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google its its its a series of tubes
October 23rd, 2006
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Ted Stevens showed him the google
October 23rd, 2006
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i can just see him longingly swoon for 'the ranch' and then karl rove comes in and he quickly turns the screen off. A few minutes later, while karl rove is fitting george's tie he says, "So what were you looking at?" End scene1...
October 23rd, 2006
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nice
October 23rd, 2006
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kingstefan - you have a task ahead of you. you must find a higher quality audio clip so the remixing can begin.
October 23rd, 2006
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roffle...that's our Bush.
October 23rd, 2006
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LOL
October 23rd, 2006
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Oh president Bush, how I love your idiocy!
October 23rd, 2006
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I saw this clip 5 hours ago; I'm surprised nobody else made this. Also, he forgot the name of the poland.
October 23rd, 2006
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I love the Bush.
October 23rd, 2006
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Hahaha
October 23rd, 2006
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The google internets of POLAND.
October 23rd, 2006
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Ha i got quoted!
October 23rd, 2006
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Well actually, he forgot TEH POLEND
October 23rd, 2006
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Poland
October 23rd, 2006
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Maria Bartiromo FTW.
October 23rd, 2006
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The Google!!!
June 7th, 2007
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What?
October 23rd, 2006
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teh google on teh innernets
October 23rd, 2006
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Yea... Doesn't he have access to like secret CIA high def military satelite images and not THE GOOGLE?
October 23rd, 2006
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WHAT AN IDIOT LOL
October 23rd, 2006
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He knows where you live.
October 23rd, 2006
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Yey, the google.
October 23rd, 2006
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dear god, please remix this ytmnd. thanks, Wexlor
October 23rd, 2006
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4 more beers!
October 23rd, 2006
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The google!
October 23rd, 2006
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HAHAHA he's old and from the south! They talk differently than us, thats hilarious!
October 23rd, 2006
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It should be changed to www.THEGOOGLE.com now. =D
October 23rd, 2006
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i saw this on tv and knew it should be on ytmnd!
October 23rd, 2006
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OH NO! THE PRESIDENT IS SPYING ON ME WITH GOOGLE WORLD! F*CK! F*CK! F*CK!
October 23rd, 2006
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lol, dumbass
October 23rd, 2006
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lol THE. not surprising since he pronounces nuclear, new q lur...and terror, tear. someone should edit this so he says "i've used the google to look up poland"
October 23rd, 2006
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Oh. My. God.
October 23rd, 2006
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I use The Google all the time.
October 23rd, 2006
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Google ftw
October 23rd, 2006
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"The Google" is obviously the NSA's version. We normal folk only get access to the common, lowercase "google" without the "The."
October 23rd, 2006
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HE FORGOT TO MENTION THAT HE USES THE GEWGLE TO PULL UP MAPS OF POLEND!
October 23rd, 2006
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PURE WIN
October 23rd, 2006
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WWW2
October 23rd, 2006
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lol the google. man i love how he talks, truely inspiring.
October 23rd, 2006
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he uses it on his own personal internet
October 23rd, 2006
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sortof like "the donald"?
October 23rd, 2006
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YES! G-G-G-G-G-G-GODLIKE!
October 23rd, 2006
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Yeah, um, BEST...PRESIDENT...EVER.
October 23rd, 2006
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she should've asked him if he still forgets Poland
October 23rd, 2006
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Haha that's a good one
October 23rd, 2006
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Actually, he forgot to google Poland!
October 23rd, 2006
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Ah ha ha ha ha ha!! The google ! On the internets! That's beautiful. You know, I like Bush more and more the more of these I hear. Sure, he's f*cking up the entire world something fierce, but with so many hilariously stupid quotes, how can you not love the guy?
October 23rd, 2006
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^
October 23rd, 2006
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jesus christ you guys are the biggest morons i've ever seen
October 23rd, 2006
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The Google. Prime.
October 23rd, 2006
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f*ck you.
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Is he the real president? oh and BAHch.ytmnd.com
October 23rd, 2006
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I just use it for The Porn.
October 23rd, 2006
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If you want to sound old and out of touch, all you need to do is say "the" before some company name. It happened first with 'the' Mtv.
October 23rd, 2006
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and googles his name, too
October 23rd, 2006
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So?
October 23rd, 2006
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meh, 3
October 23rd, 2006
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DID I STUMBLE UPON YOUTUBE???????????
October 23rd, 2006
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He finds the google on the internets, and then uses the sattelite program do he doesn't forget polend.
October 23rd, 2006
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sequal to "The INTERNETS!"
October 24th, 2006
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poop mouth
October 24th, 2006
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this has poland written all over it
October 24th, 2006
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He probably used "the google" last week to look up where Iraq is located...then he looked up "Nookewler". Be proud Yalies, for edumacating him...
June 7th, 2007
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I dislike being "used"
October 24th, 2006
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lawl.
October 24th, 2006
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Google Earth...
October 24th, 2006
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I wonder if he ever looked up the definition of "retard" on the google.
October 24th, 2006
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He's more like a Yahoo! kind of guy amirite?
October 24th, 2006
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lolpoland
October 24th, 2006
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He does it on purpose to make himself look harmless.
October 24th, 2006
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HAHAHAHA THE GOOGLE ON TEH INTERNETS
October 24th, 2006
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MY EYES! THE GOOGLES DO NOTHING!
October 24th, 2006
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bush is an idiot
October 24th, 2006
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I was going to 5 untill I noticed someone (wisdumcub) actually thinks Bush deserves to live.
October 24th, 2006
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Wow, how hard is it to remember "google maps" as the name for a google program that shows you maps? That man is DUMB.
October 24th, 2006
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I guess google is big enough to be a proper now and have 'the' in front of it. The Google
October 24th, 2006
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Bush is an endless well of brilliant Internet memes.
October 24th, 2006
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hmmmm GOOGLE EARTH? but seriously...what is up with this bullsh*t of people copying segments and sounds and then making them into YTMND's? I mean...Come on!
October 24th, 2006
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i love this man
October 24th, 2006
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lol "the google"
June 7th, 2007
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lol "Postaljester"
October 24th, 2006
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The Bush Regime is going to invade the internets!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
October 24th, 2006
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OMG NEW FORGOT!! "I FORGOT THE NAME OF THE PROGRAM"
October 24th, 2006
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If I were president, I would spend my time looking at all the cool maps the secret spy satellites pick make, not dicking around on Google Earth.
October 24th, 2006
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I want to kick him with my foot.
October 24th, 2006
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Funny, very funny. I use the Google too.
October 24th, 2006
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I have also used the google! I forgot that one program though, what was it called, with the google and the maps, something like maps google, I don't really know but I did see poland...
October 24th, 2006
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christ i hate listening to this guy's voice
October 24th, 2006
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It gives me hope when I see fewer and fewer people downvoting YTMND's that make fun of Bush. Maybe people are finally getting it.
October 24th, 2006
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dem googlz
October 24th, 2006
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INTERNETS!
October 24th, 2006
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You know, when I'm sailing on the USS Internets, not many things actually make me laugh out loud, but this sure as hell did, and I don't really know why. All I know is that this stuff right here is why I love Bush, he's the funniest damn guy ever. Just a heads up: winter is coming, so you know what that means, make sure to leave a steady stream of the internets running through the tubes, or else it might freeze and burst, and you'll have to get it repaired.
October 24th, 2006
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Bush is dumb.
October 24th, 2006
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I use the yahoo a lot.
October 24th, 2006
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He forgot to google poland.
October 24th, 2006
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What is Google?
October 24th, 2006
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Regular people use Google. Regular people are stupid. The president uses Google. The president is stupid. Great logic, guys.
October 24th, 2006
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haha....the google
October 24th, 2006
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The google! Well actually you forgot Program
October 24th, 2006
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woah, i got something in common with bush!!!!!111111112+
October 24th, 2006
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"HAHAHA he's old and from the south! They talk differently than us, thats hilarious!" It's funny cos it's true, yet you only 3'd it?
October 24th, 2006
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New internets
October 24th, 2006
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Teh Google for Teh Win. Has he thought about just staying silent during interviews?
October 24th, 2006
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I wonder if he's used the YTMND before.
October 24th, 2006
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the google lol
October 24th, 2006
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What about this makes him stupid?
October 24th, 2006
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It's amazing how disconnected our political leaders are. His father had never seen a product scanner at a grocery store checkout lane before because he was consumed by his work for decades that he never did any of his own shopping. They have so many people doing all the little everyday work for them that what we do everyday just doesn't enter into their lives.
October 24th, 2006
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BTW, this does belong on YouTube, not YTMND.
October 24th, 2006
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thats one of the things ive used on the google
October 24th, 2006
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Google+Maps = GoogleMaps FTW
October 24th, 2006
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The internets has the google.
October 24th, 2006
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great googly moogly
October 24th, 2006
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October 24th, 2006
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Lol, he uses the google for the pr0n.....
October 24th, 2006
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what a dumbsh*t
October 24th, 2006
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i was waiting for him to mispronounce google :)
October 24th, 2006
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well actually he forgot Google Earth.
October 24th, 2006
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the google on the internets
October 24th, 2006
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he looks at images of PLANET HOOSTEN
October 24th, 2006
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Damn, you put a lot of effort into this
October 24th, 2006
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*breaks 5-star fast*
October 24th, 2006
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lol
October 24th, 2006
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The Google > George W. Bush
October 24th, 2006
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"That's our Bush!" Indeed.
October 24th, 2006
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Hahaha,,,our buddy Dubya...once again making it easy for him to be made fun of.
October 24th, 2006
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"On the Google" "Internets"
October 24th, 2006
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The google, the internets, la la la. He's consistently stupid.
October 24th, 2006
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what a tard
October 24th, 2006
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October 24th, 2006
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This is epic, and needs to become a fad NOW.
October 24th, 2006
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George created 1337-speak, lmao.
October 24th, 2006
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Wait, he uses Google... to pull out MAPS TO LOOK UP PEOPLE?! Ohhhhhhhhhhh shoooooooooooooooooot....
October 24th, 2006
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Geroge Bush is doing better at being a president than all of us are. Google has earned the title "THE GOOGLE" because of it's legendary awesomeness.
October 24th, 2006
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rofl used on the google
October 24th, 2006
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I like to pull up the Google too. And look at maps.
October 24th, 2006
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Bush likes to look at the Poland- http://bushgooglespoland.ytmnd.com/
October 24th, 2006
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LOL, he pronounces it The Gewgle, or the Geewgle, or Goooogle.
October 24th, 2006
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Bush is a member of the Klu Klux Klan organization. And the KKK happened to burn down my grandparents house in Alabama. 5'd for mocking republican racists such as President Bush, himself. "George Bush doesn care about Black people" Quote, and Unquoth from Kanye West in 2005. So God damned true.
October 24th, 2006
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perfect
October 24th, 2006
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"I used The Google, and I pulled up the maps, and I forgot the name of the program..."
October 24th, 2006
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WTf he used Google earth to look at his ranch but why didn't he look at Poland??
October 24th, 2006
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I've used the google too
October 24th, 2006
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Bush is the best, I looked him up on the google (on the internets)
October 24th, 2006
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I saw that yesterday and I knew that it would end up on YTMND. I am only giving you a 3 because I am one of the few Americans who likes Bush. However it is funny how he said The Google.
October 24th, 2006
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cmon guys dont get so serious about this because it involves a political figure. we're just poking a little fun at the president. we're not calling him stupid or anything, hes just an easy target for a joke. a funny guy
October 24th, 2006
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yeah, bush is a horrible president. but c'mon he's in his late fifties, of course he's gonna call it "the google."
October 24th, 2006
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FAV'd for being new "Internets".
October 24th, 2006
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3. It makes me laugh, but I'm suprised at the desperate attempts that the Democratic party does to make our President look bad. Losers.
October 24th, 2006
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it's excusable, but still funny
October 24th, 2006
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"3. It makes me laugh, but I'm suprised at the desperate attempts that the Democratic party does to make our President look bad. Losers." or maybe he did it because it's funny? not like a ted stevens sad make-you-lose-hope-for-all-political-discourse funny... get over yourself tool. also bumped for five because he's a bad president and all republicans are dumb LOL LOL LOL LOL
October 24th, 2006
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You're The Google Now, Dog!
October 24th, 2006
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Bush is not interested in research, he is only interested in staying the course.
October 24th, 2006
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The Googol...
October 24th, 2006
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how do you forget google earth? what a retard
October 24th, 2006
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smartest man alive.
October 24th, 2006
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defintitly. TEH.
October 24th, 2006
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hahaha rofl
October 24th, 2006
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"heh heh, wouldnt he have a little better access to satellite pictures then google?" !!!!!
October 24th, 2006
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Hilarious!
October 24th, 2006
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More brilliance from G W.
October 24th, 2006
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yes
October 24th, 2006
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bush is on my internet
October 24th, 2006
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It sucks to have a borderline retarted president
October 24th, 2006
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LOL
October 24th, 2006
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WOW GOOGLE IS REALLY THAT POPULAR? LOL I FEEL COOL NOW I USE THE SAME SEARCH ENGINE AS THE PREZ... Oh snap I forgot I hate him. No really, but this YTMND sucks.
October 24th, 2006
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yay google
October 24th, 2006
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What a f*cking retard.
October 24th, 2006
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he should have googled "miserable failure" and clicked the "I'm feeling lucky" button.
October 24th, 2006
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it seems there's rumors o-on the internets about the google
October 24th, 2006
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YES I LOVE THE GOOGLE!!! I love the George Bush.
October 24th, 2006
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oh bush . . .
October 24th, 2006
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hicks always put the in front of everything.
October 24th, 2006
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it's not a big deal. People make mistakes while speaking all the time, especially in situations in which they must think of what they're saying off the top of their head.
October 24th, 2006
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Making fun of Bush is as simple as breathing. Just don't think about it, and it works out itself.
October 24th, 2006
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I use teh Google to pull up pornographic images.
October 24th, 2006
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the google, only to be referred to as a formal object
October 24th, 2006
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5 because of your description
October 24th, 2006
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 24th, 2006
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The Google? On MY internets?
October 24th, 2006
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just last friday my staff emailed me the google but i got it today...
October 24th, 2006
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I am did enjoy this much.
October 24th, 2006
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Did he perhaps serch for "Failure"?
October 24th, 2006
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Someone needs to smake the ignorant moron and tell him it's not called the google. That's like my mom calling Ozzfest "the ozzfest".. simpletons make me wants to chuck flamming hams at 18 wheelers on the Turnpike. grr. If Bush died, I don't think anyone would really care... his own wife would celebrate. Seriously, who voted for this moron? Well, at least after this term's over, he can never be elected again... All in favor or re-electing Clinton somehow, say "Blow Job!" Clinton > Bush
October 24th, 2006
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hahahhaha
October 24th, 2006
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hahahahah i use the guegel
October 24th, 2006
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Bush is cutting edge. He defines the internets. Suck it, bitches.
October 24th, 2006
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What a smart man. Jesus christ he sounds like a f*ckin 3 year old. America Fails at electing presidents.
October 24th, 2006
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Everyone who hates Bush hates America and YTMND.
October 24th, 2006
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At least he didn't say Gewgle. Great ytmnd, and I fived. I don't think I would be the best speaker either lolz.
October 24th, 2006
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He sucks as the president, but he is possible the funniest guy ever
October 24th, 2006
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I dont think the mans a genius but saying The Google is hardly something to get worked up about. But the no GIF plus bad audio clip makes this worth The One.
October 24th, 2006
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One of the best Bushisms in recent memory.
October 24th, 2006
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THE GOOGLE
October 24th, 2006
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the gewgle oohhhhhh the gewwwggglleeeeee.
October 24th, 2006
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Santa Claus has got the AIDS this year!
October 24th, 2006
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not funny at all.
October 24th, 2006
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Google RULES THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 24th, 2006
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Good golly, George googles goggles and other gobbledy gook.... Also Gopoland
October 25th, 2006
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he is such an idiot
October 25th, 2006
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Honestly, if you wanna see something like this go to YouTube, YTMND is for creativity.
October 26th, 2006
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5 because it shows the price of oil dropping.
October 27th, 2006
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Meh
October 28th, 2006
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IS TEH GOOGLE ON TEH INNERNETS?
October 29th, 2006
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the google earth
October 30th, 2006
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Internets
October 31st, 2006
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And he actually forgot the name of the program to find poland.
October 31st, 2006
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Bad Grammar from a complete retard FTW
November 1st, 2006
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I'm going to have to reiterrate from what I've said before. "I'm suprised at the desperate attempts that the Democratic party does to make our President look bad." Would you look at that... Now Kerry has just insulted every single American soldier. You see, you Democrats find anything possible to make us look bad, but it's really not hard to find anything wrong with your party. Silly Democrats, intelligence is for winners.
November 2nd, 2006
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5 for description
November 10th, 2006
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Me too.
December 17th, 2006
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Dnelop. ;D ;D ;D my space do tcom.
January 3rd, 2007
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I've used the google too!!
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LOL, the Google always wins.
March 31st, 2007
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I use the google too. I use the program to look at the maps on my home's roof that I stored up there so i can spy on russian road layouts while sitting in my home. Verry easy 2 use!
April 28th, 2007
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i'm on the internetz spying ur house
May 15th, 2007
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You forgot Poland!
May 27th, 2007
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"The Google" wow
June 15th, 2007
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THE GOOGLE
June 29th, 2007
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If he said porn instead of maps, we'd have Dick as president.
July 26th, 2007
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look at the ranch, to nuke it! muhahaha 5/5 stars
July 28th, 2007
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1 for Our Dear Leader Kim Jong-Bush, 1 for Google, 1 for YTMND, 1 for nothing, 1 cuz I use wikipedia.org :)