***Guide To 5 Stars*** (Audio Updated)
Created on: October 15th, 2006
***Guide To 5 Stars*** (Audio Updated)
Sour Faced Downvoter lifted from the site that also gave me this inspiration: dewarmynewsreel.ytmnd.com sixtymins.ytmnd.com was used, simply cause its a good YTMND I liked.

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October 15th, 2006
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nice.
July 11th, 2008
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Underrated!!
October 15th, 2006
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Great guide
October 15th, 2006
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heh
October 15th, 2006
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Lol, effort.
October 15th, 2006
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needs more effort good idea though
October 15th, 2006
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This is good. THis is what YTMND is all about.
October 15th, 2006
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hehehehehhehe ( . )( . )
October 15th, 2006
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Probably gonna sponsor it soon since its been downvoted to hell :{
October 15th, 2006
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Excellent. Simply excellent.
October 15th, 2006
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Very well made...especially the audio, you or whoever recorded that got the nasal voice of old recordings down pat. And the static is a nice touch. The ironic thing is that I don't like using fads as "vote-pandering". I only threw the Poland in because in the clip I had Andy Rooney just happened to say "Poland" in his segment...a nice little synchronicity too good to pass up.
October 15th, 2006
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Hahha thanks Improviser. Mean a lot ;) It is me doing the voice, Im able to do quite a lot of stupid/random voices so I guess that helps.
October 15th, 2006
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i like it but its pretty long... also i know the old film effect you were going for on the audio was intentional but its really abrasive sounding. maybe thats the poland in it i guess. good site!
October 16th, 2006
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Eat Snacky Smores...
October 16th, 2006
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can't say i expected that. i should have, but i didn't.
October 16th, 2006
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Why is this rated so low? This is great, especially the voices. You really need to do more YTMNDs using your voice talent.
October 17th, 2006
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the sound hurts my ears
October 17th, 2006
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you have a funny voice =]
October 17th, 2006
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"the sound hurts my ears" GTFO NARV "you have a funny voice =]" Only when I want to... ;_;
October 17th, 2006
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lol, self sponsership.
October 17th, 2006
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I was going to 5 it, then Poland came up
October 17th, 2006
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Horrible in every sense of the word...
October 17th, 2006
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this is sh*t I turned it off after 8 seconds because it was extremelly annoying
October 17th, 2006
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I am pissing myself laughing. No, seriously - I am. I wish I was joking ¬_¬
October 17th, 2006
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You remembered!
October 17th, 2006
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So true.
October 17th, 2006
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LOL
October 17th, 2006
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I kept waiting for Patches O'Hoolihan to show up.
October 17th, 2006
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http://chewingman2.ytmnd.com @ the downvotes because they got scared XD
October 17th, 2006
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sandpaper for the ears. 1'd for self sponcership.
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It is the truth. DO NOT FORGET POLEND!
October 17th, 2006
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Cute
October 17th, 2006
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Sorry, the conclusion let me on my thirst.
October 17th, 2006
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Five for Poland or Poand! Really though five for a good YTMND classic voice and good sound.
October 17th, 2006
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Amazing.
October 17th, 2006
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make sound better. Noise should be deeper, not to treble
October 17th, 2006
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i love you.
October 17th, 2006
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My ear drums just committed suicide...but at least they didn't forget polend.
October 17th, 2006
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"My ear drums just committed suicide...but at least they didn't forget polend." XD!!!
October 17th, 2006
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You(didn't) forgot Poland! ^_^
October 17th, 2006
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this could have been SO F*CKING MUCH funnier...
October 17th, 2006
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o.k
October 17th, 2006
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Audio was bad. Sounds like a bad reception on a radio.
October 17th, 2006
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But other then that, nice effort.
October 17th, 2006
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Sorta the point, being that its a film from the 1920's? *sigh*
October 17th, 2006
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Its funny because most idiots will actually 5 poland.
October 17th, 2006
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It should have been dr-l337
October 17th, 2006
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You sponsored this for $43.39... Cha-CHING!
October 17th, 2006
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Had to unfortunately, Seems I'm being targeted by downvoters XD. It was at a 2.5 for a day or so before I sponsored.
October 17th, 2006
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You spent fifty f*cking dollars to sponsor this heap of unfunny garbage. I hope you're ashamed of yourself.
October 17th, 2006
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nah
October 17th, 2006
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eh...gettin a bit old with these "lol how to get on top what the f*ck ever" but good effort.
October 17th, 2006
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5 for Poland encouragement, -1 for self sponsorship, -1 for being all professional about a Poland ytmnd. Also, you spelled Spartacus wrong.
October 17th, 2006
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you fail. please try again ^_^
October 17th, 2006
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Uh...K.
October 17th, 2006
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I just couldn't downvote this.. nice ending
October 17th, 2006
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wow
October 17th, 2006
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October 17th, 2006
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The most annoying sound on ytmnd...seriously...screamers are easier on the ears...
October 17th, 2006
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That's awesome. Unfortunately, the sound = sh*t. I couldn't enjoy it.
October 17th, 2006
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i was bored within 2 seconds into it
October 17th, 2006
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Wow.
October 17th, 2006
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it didnt work
October 17th, 2006
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vote 3 switzerland
October 17th, 2006
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wow, people do have poor tastes. Good work, and good keeping up with comments.
October 17th, 2006
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I AM POOOOOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
October 17th, 2006
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Good job
October 17th, 2006
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that sucked... it wasnt funny and the sound was terrible. btw, were his tears diarrhea?
October 17th, 2006
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LOL
October 17th, 2006
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Very creative :D
October 17th, 2006
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You should make your sound like 22k hertz 'cause the sound is too sharp not only because it hurts your ears but, if it was lo fi then it wouldn't sound like sharp clicks, would have a more natural muffled render. Anyways, 4
October 17th, 2006
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Giving you the minimum for encouraging people to use that god-awful YOU FORGOT POLEND SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Hahhaha. That was great. Good 50's-style edu-ma-cation-hal film vibe. Why the f*ck are people downvoting this? Oh, normally I would 1 for self-sponsorship, but this thing is to awsome to do that to. 5'd. I'M THE POGOSTICK, BITCH.
October 17th, 2006
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I laughed pretty hard the first time and even downloaded the mp5 file because I thought the squeaky drone you added to iron man was so funny
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Doubleyew Tee Eff? I clicked 5, but it didin't register. Odd. Let's try that again.
October 17th, 2006
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great sync
October 17th, 2006
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NEEDS MORE POLEND
October 17th, 2006
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good idea. *adds poland to all ytmnd's*
October 17th, 2006
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I saw it coming. Funny anyway.
October 17th, 2006
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5 for effort
October 17th, 2006
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nothing better than loud music
October 17th, 2006
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you forgot poland
October 17th, 2006
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i like it
October 17th, 2006
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lol Dave Mustaine
October 17th, 2006
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I couldn't even get through it. 1 for f*ggy short film. Die.
October 17th, 2006
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this is better than your other famous sh*t
October 17th, 2006
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WTF?!?!?! Poland lol
October 17th, 2006
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i didnt personally like it per se....but it was good... [ FOUR ]
October 17th, 2006
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actually, you forgot -- WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 17th, 2006
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needs more NEDM.
October 17th, 2006
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hedhehehehe, thx for sponsoring and supporting where us poorer people cant afford to
October 17th, 2006
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wow this site is going to hell in a handbasket. If this is worthy of a 5, im going to go to ebaumworld.
October 17th, 2006
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you sound like homer simpson on gayfuel
October 17th, 2006
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a waste of your time, but thanks for donating
October 17th, 2006
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To hell with anyone who DOESN'T give you a 5. The effort and quality are top notch. Good work.
October 17th, 2006
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Funny because it is true.
October 17th, 2006
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poland ftw
October 17th, 2006
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Hey thats some damn good voiceover.
October 17th, 2006
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YOU DIDNT FORGET POLAND!!!! (wtf does this have to do with poland?)
October 17th, 2006
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You remembered.
October 17th, 2006
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Our president has been kidnapped. BY NINJAS! Are you a bad enough dude to save the president? (5'd.)
October 17th, 2006
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POLAND!!!!
October 17th, 2006
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Yes!!! Just when I was starting to get a little bored--POLAND!!!!
October 17th, 2006
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I lol'd for 5 minutes.
October 17th, 2006
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lmao!!!!!!!
October 17th, 2006
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poleska
October 17th, 2006
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huh.
October 17th, 2006
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5 For not forgetting about Polend.
October 17th, 2006
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Reciulously irritating. You lose.
October 17th, 2006
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yes!! POLAND!
October 17th, 2006
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Nice job with the homemade sound... takes way too long to get to the POLEND. Wait, you spent more than $40 on your own site?
October 17th, 2006
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Lawl.
October 18th, 2006
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This has got to be the most sorry attempt for a "goog" ytmnd I have ever seen.
October 18th, 2006
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2 because you hurt my ears.
October 18th, 2006
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5 for Poland
October 18th, 2006
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Yeah, I have disposable income at the end of the week. I figure why not help YTMND out and a s a bonus I get my site a few more hits and make some people laugh ;P
October 18th, 2006
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great work, i lol'd
October 18th, 2006
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43 bucks? Bloody hell.
October 18th, 2006
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it's a lot of good work, but no, to include poland is a liability, not a benefit. cuz i've had it with these motherf*cking polands on this motherf*cking ytmnd.
October 18th, 2006
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you almost forgot poland....but didnt. 5'd
October 18th, 2006
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If your goal was to create an annoying site with implausible audio you would be doing great
October 18th, 2006
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audio pained me.
October 18th, 2006
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Sponsorship = Paying for Max's internet bill..........................Self-sponsorship = Paying for Max's internet bill.......................................give me a couple minutes to figure out the difference..............................nice site btw
October 18th, 2006
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It was good at first
October 18th, 2006
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Didnt find this funny, and the audio was really bad. (Not in an old timey movie way, but in a I cant hear a thing way). Am I a downvoter by doing this? Nah.
October 18th, 2006
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no "film from the 1920's" had an 8-bit graphic title screen, three colors, and a horribly lazy stick-figure narrator. plus, this was boring as hell.
October 18th, 2006
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I have to say that the audio is what killed it for me, and it's not that amusing... but you did point out the obvious to people who can't find their own *ss with both hands, and for that, you get 2 stars.
October 18th, 2006
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Well done.
October 18th, 2006
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Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?
October 18th, 2006
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=S
October 18th, 2006
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I lol'd, wanna fight about it?
October 18th, 2006
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not really funny but certainly innovative. still, i feel this is WAY overrated thus i had to make up for it with a 1
October 18th, 2006
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I hate this.
October 18th, 2006
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roflz
October 18th, 2006
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The sound makes my ears bleed.
October 18th, 2006
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Ears...bleeding...my God...
October 18th, 2006
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That's pretty damn funny. And incriedibly well made.
October 18th, 2006
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it's true. You win.
October 18th, 2006
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Actually you forgot poland.
October 18th, 2006
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Audio modified to be less abrasive on pansy ears.
October 18th, 2006
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that's sufficient.
October 18th, 2006
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5'd for ears bleeding.
October 18th, 2006
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5'd for Poland
October 18th, 2006
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First of all, the poland fad is retarded. LOL A SCREAMER!!!" Second, the reason that site is not 5 stars is not because of a lack of poland, since it didn't forget poland (listen at the end), but its lack of "I'm Ron Burgundy".
October 18th, 2006
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Nice.
October 18th, 2006
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audio is much nicer. and lol to the pansys who couldnt handle the sound before.
October 18th, 2006
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Thanks for the breakdown, TheRaven7. Im so glad you let me know that the only reason you downvoted is because it didnt have a line from some horrible movie that I rented but stopped watching 30 minutes in as it was too unbearable. It looks like you have a lot of work to do, as Im sure 99.9999% of the YTMND's on this site also dont feature lines from that movie. Dumbass..
October 18th, 2006
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ROFLMAO!!! NICE!
October 18th, 2006
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So true.
October 18th, 2006
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Changing my vote of one to three, due to the audio fix. Though still no five from me since I dont think its funny.
October 18th, 2006
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this phails. remove this stickman.
October 18th, 2006
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EARAPE
October 18th, 2006
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Encouraging screamers and mediocre sites is a bad thing. This just illustrates what NOT to do.
October 18th, 2006
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eh
October 18th, 2006
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Polend eh?
October 18th, 2006
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Eh, did the Poland seemingly come up in 30 seconds?
October 18th, 2006
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Never forget.
October 18th, 2006
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On a scale of 1-10, I rate this a terrible.
October 18th, 2006
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( * Y * ) {---- Tittiatalis
October 18th, 2006
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5'd for not forgetting poland.
October 18th, 2006
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hey...that makes sense....
October 18th, 2006
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lol fatality
October 18th, 2006
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Not always. +1 for effort.
October 18th, 2006
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1 for poland.
October 18th, 2006
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I AM POOOO09wdud83qued83ue84u897u32843rhejdfhsdjkf jdsf sdjf
October 18th, 2006
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can u tell me why he's crying blood?
October 18th, 2006
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Dance like a robot, move like a robot, kill like a robot, shoot like a robot, like a robot, like a robot.
October 18th, 2006
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Much more effective if you turn down the rest of the sound and then jack up the loud part.
October 18th, 2006
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I don't care about the self-sponsorship, this kicked ass. Nicely done.
October 18th, 2006
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Fap
October 18th, 2006
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Depressingly true. :( Damned Poland sites.
October 18th, 2006
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Okay, that was f*cking great. This needs to be Hall of Famed.
October 18th, 2006
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Sepia (to get an old film style look) turned his tears from blue to red, so thats why :P
October 18th, 2006
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LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 111111111
October 18th, 2006
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this could have been sweet, but then you killed it.
October 18th, 2006
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This TYMND needs more jugs. / /( . Y . )\ \
October 18th, 2006
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too funny
October 18th, 2006
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Started out well, then you lost it.
October 18th, 2006
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Sound = win.
October 18th, 2006
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HAHAHAHA "I was going to 5 it, then Poland came up" -prairiedogeric10
October 18th, 2006
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Let's test this theory..... oops.
October 18th, 2006
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"horrible movie that I rented but stopped watching 30 minutes in as it was too unbearable" So I'm not the only one? Yet another horrible movie from the Frat Pack
October 18th, 2006
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5 for great justice!
October 18th, 2006
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i notice that you remembered poland yourself ... and then included it again to combat even those most sourfaced of downvoters
October 18th, 2006
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Audio was un-sync'd for me.
October 18th, 2006
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BAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAH
October 18th, 2006
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YOU DID NOT FORGET POLAND!!!
October 18th, 2006
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I have poland in a ytmnd I made before the fad really caught on. Am I cool now?
October 18th, 2006
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POLAND!
October 18th, 2006
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It's not actually a guide to anything & the climax was more than disappointing, but it was still unexpected enough to warrant the random Poland 5.
October 18th, 2006
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Sound quality is sort of off, and it gets annoying after a while, but I still laughed at Polend. At least it aint Dr. l33t.
October 18th, 2006
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Cool.
October 18th, 2006
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i was so close to forgetting poland... thankyou
October 18th, 2006
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+4 for poland, -5 for flash
October 18th, 2006
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POLLLEEENNDDD
October 18th, 2006
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maybe
October 18th, 2006
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43 bucks? You know you will still get on the list if you even just donate 12 dollars...
October 18th, 2006
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champ mchampington killed it
October 19th, 2006
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sadly... so true.
October 19th, 2006
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lol thats sumhow true
October 19th, 2006
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you forgot CHRIST
October 19th, 2006
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lol @ bloody ears
October 19th, 2006
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5 for you : ).....dam you blew 43 bucks?
October 19th, 2006
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Haha, nice! The sound effects were great.
October 19th, 2006
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gb2 newgrounds
October 19th, 2006
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"gb2 newgrounds" Worst YTMND'er EVER?
October 19th, 2006
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Goddamn this sucks
October 19th, 2006
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i dont understand why ytmnders keep forgetting poland
October 19th, 2006
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Polend.
October 19th, 2006
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Aleast we forgot.. uh what was it?
October 19th, 2006
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lol downvoter got shock'd
October 19th, 2006
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It was wierd, but quite enjoyable! So all I have to do is get a bunch of friends to five all my stuff?
October 19th, 2006
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lol
October 19th, 2006
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PPPOOOOOLLLAAANDDD
October 19th, 2006
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ARRGH, my f*cking ears, they're ringing!
October 20th, 2006
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F*ck yes, you use Poland.
October 20th, 2006
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FTW! :)
October 20th, 2006
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poland sucks, so does f*ggy films
October 20th, 2006
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you tried, but you try to hard to get an effect that could have come across using something normal people refer to as being "subtle".
October 20th, 2006
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POLAND ISNT THE ANSWER! (insert emo here.)
October 20th, 2006
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ow
October 20th, 2006
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October 20th, 2006
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Dude you suck. The original 3.67 was good. Now you're just aiming for a 5. Way to go...
October 20th, 2006
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I did NOT see this coming LOL. 5/5
October 20th, 2006
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THAT... WAS... AWESOME!!!!!!!
October 20th, 2006
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The static kills it. 1/5.
October 20th, 2006
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You didn't forget Poland!
October 20th, 2006
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Ouch.
October 20th, 2006
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HAHAHAHAHAH! YOU FORGOT POLAND!
October 20th, 2006
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-4 for horrible sound +3 for Poland
October 20th, 2006
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Polend!? Ah f*ck, now I can't 5 this.
October 20th, 2006
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needs more nedm
October 20th, 2006
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my ears are bleeeding
October 21st, 2006
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I HAET TEH POLEND FAD CUT CUT CUT CUT. =,((((((((((( 8===D
October 21st, 2006
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Poland always wins.
October 21st, 2006
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October 21st, 2006
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you forgot about POLEND
October 21st, 2006
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Your sites suck. How can U do a guide to five stars?
October 21st, 2006
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fsf
October 21st, 2006
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Upvoted plus I would give it a 4.5 and you can't give those so ya.
October 21st, 2006
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nice, everything about this video is fantastic.
October 21st, 2006
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sure, 5'd
October 21st, 2006
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Aye, well done.
October 21st, 2006
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gay. and fix the music, it's terrible
October 21st, 2006
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lolololpoland
October 21st, 2006
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lol downvote
October 21st, 2006
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I'm not sure why people don't see the point of the terrible sound. The image was the only thing that needed work in my opinion.
October 21st, 2006
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crap
October 21st, 2006
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I 5 Poland sites.
October 21st, 2006
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wow that f*cked my ears
October 21st, 2006
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FTW
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