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Don't believe me? Here's the article: http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/09/16/intruder.killed.ap/index.html

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CNN.com (url in desc), plus Hitman: Blood Money screen and edit

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Hitman 2: Silent Assassin Main Theme

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RawNuts

September 17th, 2006

6:58:47 PM CDT

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I saw this too, badass nurse!

Lou-Saydus

September 17th, 2006

7:02:10 PM CDT

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YES YES!!

Riftsaw

September 17th, 2006

7:03:05 PM CDT

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and thats why you shouldn't screw with Doctors or Nurses! They know what'll make you stop living :P

kph155

September 17th, 2006

7:03:29 PM CDT

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lol own3d

BlackPixel

September 17th, 2006

7:15:56 PM CDT

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An epic piece of news

BTape

September 17th, 2006

8:01:55 PM CDT

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huh, I swear I just fived this but I guess I forgot to vote.

Scottendo

September 17th, 2006

10:29:04 PM CDT

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Haha, f*cking epic.

shiggy

September 18th, 2006

3:22:21 PM CDT

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what kind of hitman kills someone with a damn hammer? deserves what he got, for sheer stupidity.

GoldDean

September 18th, 2006

3:28:10 PM CDT

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Haha! Nurses FTW!

Postaljester

September 18th, 2006

3:30:51 PM CDT

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LOL that man got owned.

PVDH

September 18th, 2006

3:31:02 PM CDT

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Haha

Adverb

September 18th, 2006

3:33:14 PM CDT

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Yes, it's cool, but it's already on the internet

SnowflakePillow

September 18th, 2006

3:42:27 PM CDT

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holy crap

Necronomicon

September 18th, 2006

3:44:00 PM CDT

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When it comes to hitmen, you get what you pay for.

sup3r-m4rio

September 18th, 2006

3:48:17 PM CDT

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superb

Hammerite

September 18th, 2006

3:55:27 PM CDT

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What part of "No women, no kids" didn't that guy understand?

shog

September 18th, 2006

4:03:55 PM CDT

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yet another reason to steer clear of "large women"

napalmsammitch

September 18th, 2006

4:07:55 PM CDT

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Do a barrel roll.

Zeketheo

September 18th, 2006

4:08:19 PM CDT

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I guess this works since you put two things together instead of just pasting a story.

Corevirus

September 18th, 2006

4:16:17 PM CDT

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F*cking Final Boss Granny is hard

jkh77

September 18th, 2006

4:19:04 PM CDT

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CNN HEADLINES: Hitman fails at life. XD

Free-Squares-For-All

September 18th, 2006

4:19:31 PM CDT

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5'd for Hitman music.

ChibiGoku

September 18th, 2006

4:22:29 PM CDT

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o.o

Sexymofo-ptkfgs

September 18th, 2006

4:26:07 PM CDT

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you WIN, please try again ^_^

WAFFLEZ

September 18th, 2006

4:32:28 PM CDT

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He hit her in the head and he couldn't stop her... wow. Sad. God, hitmen these days. They just don't make em like they used to. In the video games.

YuriTheGreat

September 18th, 2006

4:34:36 PM CDT

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that is FUNNY

tupol8501

September 18th, 2006

4:35:57 PM CDT

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That's why you don't mess with nurses!

Nyax

September 18th, 2006

4:36:06 PM CDT

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Owned.

FuckThisShit

September 18th, 2006

4:38:51 PM CDT

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you idiots realise any1 with a weapon who needs money can call themself a hitman right?

nidpants

September 18th, 2006

4:42:59 PM CDT

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47 would've taken her hostage, led her upstairs, and thrown her off her own balcony...disguised as a clown.

CriticalMechanism

September 18th, 2006

4:43:00 PM CDT

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F*cking pwnt.

September 18th, 2006

(0)

September 18th, 2006

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Ownage.

ultimacanti

September 18th, 2006

5:38:48 PM CDT

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I strangle people to death daily. This is not surprising. This also is not a site for your news findings. everyonesucks.ytmnd.com

A-Melon

September 18th, 2006

5:50:40 PM CDT

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i actually kinda agree with ultimacanti

Pyre

September 18th, 2006

6:10:58 PM CDT

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it's my policy to upvote anything with 47

rupertscarr

September 18th, 2006

6:14:57 PM CDT

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F*cking pwn'd

monkeyleejones

September 18th, 2006

6:23:23 PM CDT

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noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

unknownkadath

September 18th, 2006

6:35:35 PM CDT

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LOL, owned!!!!1111 She must've used the machine gun fingers on him, too!

mantenna

September 18th, 2006

6:40:26 PM CDT

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excellent! excellent! order from chaos!

EverTheCynic

September 18th, 2006

6:42:34 PM CDT

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Typical media sensationalizing with the use of the word hitman. The guy was a janitor. Also, for proper use of hammer, see Oldboy.

kwsn

September 18th, 2006

7:02:11 PM CDT

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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S IMPROBABLE

mrupvoter

September 18th, 2006

7:04:17 PM CDT

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my kind of woman.

Salato

September 18th, 2006

7:04:29 PM CDT

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Hahaha 47 owned.

Yort

September 18th, 2006

7:35:25 PM CDT

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That happened in my part of town... I'm scared.

NorthAmericanDangerD

September 18th, 2006

7:42:10 PM CDT

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Rett: Don't be scared, Middle Aged Nurse-Woman will protect you from evildoers! Donning her Scrubs of Justice she chokes the life out of those who would harm others.

tpence

September 18th, 2006

8:05:21 PM CDT

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pwned

papajohn

September 18th, 2006

8:18:35 PM CDT

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It doesnt say in in this article but the woman was huge, like 5'6 and over 280 pounds

sexymofo

September 18th, 2006

8:20:38 PM CDT

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you fail, please try again ^_^

secksymofo

September 18th, 2006

8:20:52 PM CDT

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you win, keep up the good work. ;D

BubbytheTourG

September 18th, 2006

8:25:42 PM CDT

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http://grimacebuttplug.ytmnd.com/

ghosttown80

September 18th, 2006

8:36:44 PM CDT

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This would definitely suck without the hitman pic

ZEROEVILDARKCOOL

September 18th, 2006

8:43:42 PM CDT

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WTF U SUCK AT VIDEOGAMES F*G

September 18th, 2006

(0)

September 18th, 2006

(0)

Pretty funny.

ForkHead

September 18th, 2006

8:50:58 PM CDT

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5'd for hitman

Patriotic

September 18th, 2006

8:52:46 PM CDT

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sweet haha

OriginalHibbs

September 18th, 2006

8:55:38 PM CDT

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ROFL! just think of the husbands face when he heard about this!

NorthAmericanDangerD

September 18th, 2006

9:01:35 PM CDT

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Rett: He was thinking "F*CK! For $100 more I could have gotten the hitman with a gun! Why am I such a cheapass?!"

mister4

September 18th, 2006

9:03:04 PM CDT

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haha

nerpderp69

September 18th, 2006

9:08:24 PM CDT

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NERP!

RockMyDukakis

September 18th, 2006

9:15:29 PM CDT

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Nice because that nurse is f*cking ruthless, and Hitman is an awesome game. 5'd

atomicdog

September 18th, 2006

9:23:52 PM CDT

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I wonder what it's like to kill someone with a claw hammer..

NorthAmericanDangerD

September 18th, 2006

9:28:16 PM CDT

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Rett: It's very similar to f*cking a melon

OmgPhilosopher

September 18th, 2006

9:54:22 PM CDT

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Dude, awesome, put lex luther in there to pwn the picture and you absolutely WIN.

spring-loaded

September 18th, 2006

9:59:27 PM CDT

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They should totally put her in the next Hitman game.

MarKSlamS

September 18th, 2006

10:10:42 PM CDT

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Damn! That chick is badass. You get a four (minus one for thinking 47 could actually lose in a fight).

primitive

September 18th, 2006

10:12:47 PM CDT

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she was gargantuan, thanks for the screenshot.

Robomonkey

September 18th, 2006

10:14:03 PM CDT

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PWNED!

magnahelix

September 18th, 2006

10:24:50 PM CDT

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this is why you don't mess with large nurses, specially extreme nurses....

PoprocksAndCoke

September 18th, 2006

10:29:10 PM CDT

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5 for amazing article.

Grayfox354

September 18th, 2006

10:32:12 PM CDT

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That can't be real O_O

DamnRandall

September 18th, 2006

11:26:16 PM CDT

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An hero.

geegee

September 18th, 2006

11:46:57 PM CDT

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man who knew 47 would die like that

karmaghost

September 18th, 2006

11:49:08 PM CDT

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Except that the "hitman" was a poor janitor, not some professional.

Porch-Monkey

September 18th, 2006

11:56:04 PM CDT

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F*CKING PWNED!!!!!!!!!! Awesome, you go girl.

Setzer

September 19th, 2006

12:11:48 AM CDT

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LOL owned

colin1617

September 19th, 2006

12:20:15 PM CDT

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omg wow, such effort to make a ytmnd!

ianmorris

September 19th, 2006

2:56:26 PM CDT

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epic

NorthAmericanDangerD

September 19th, 2006

2:57:33 PM CDT

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Rett: That means so much coming from a guy who's never made a YTMND. Ever think about the effort it took to make yourethemannowdog.ytmnd.com? YTMND is supposed to be simple, funny concepts, they don't have to be short films to be enjoyable.

End

September 19th, 2006

3:02:24 PM CDT

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Is it just me, or is there something in the song that sounds like it came from AIM?

fascistkokomo

September 19th, 2006

4:42:22 PM CDT

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+2 for 47

zuljinforthewin

September 19th, 2006