Hey, Fat Kid!
Created on: September 17th, 2006
Hey, Fat Kid!
lizardman 
heyfatkidgoodjob.ytmnd.com
"You said you wouldn't make another one!" "But this one doesn't count!" "DOESN'T COUNT?!"
The Monster Squad
The Monster Squad + edits

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PCF
September 17th, 2006
3:46:07 AM CDT
(0)
that guy in the number 34 jersey is the boy that gets smashed by the glass in final destination 2
Cupchange
April 3rd, 2007
3:20:15 AM CDT
(0)
what? that doesn't make any sense
fourest
October 20th, 2007
3:47:56 PM CDT
(0)
LOL
LackOfEmotion
September 17th, 2006
3:46:20 AM CDT
(0)
lol... did he say horsedick? Thats gonna be my comeback when someone calls me a name.
IceCreamSoldier
September 17th, 2006
3:47:04 AM CDT
(0)
Meh, doesn't sound quite right, but fun nonetheless.
mynameisOPTIMO
September 17th, 2006
3:50:08 AM CDT
(0)
Hehe
Ranger
September 17th, 2006
3:53:29 AM CDT
(0)
cowpatch5
September 17th, 2006
3:57:46 AM CDT
(1)
Horse Dick, an audio clip of the user lizardman saying the phrase "Horse Dick". The audio clip was originally used in a site that showed Thomas "Neo" Anderson saying who he really is to Agent Smith from The Matrix. Sites often have that sound clip showing up in random places.
Dooby22
September 17th, 2006
3:58:05 AM CDT
(0)
sounds like he's saying whore dick, fix please, still deserves 5 though
Twinsen
September 17th, 2006
4:01:46 AM CDT
(0)
awesome suprise
Bubonicdeath
September 17th, 2006
4:02:18 AM CDT
(0)
f*cking horsedick killed you!
Khaaaaaaaaaan
September 17th, 2006
4:03:13 AM CDT
(0)
horace dick
Galthorus
September 17th, 2006
4:04:02 AM CDT
(0)
loolololollolololollolo
airbud
September 17th, 2006
4:05:55 AM CDT
(0)
Everyone loves the horsedick.
Private-Cuntbag-McGe
September 17th, 2006
4:10:42 AM CDT
(0)
Best movie ever. +5
Supersporky
September 17th, 2006
4:10:59 AM CDT
(0)
I like Monster Squad but I do not like Monster Squad fad. Please stop.
lizardman
September 17th, 2006
4:18:01 AM CDT
(0)
"sounds like he's saying whore dick, fix please, still deserves 5 though" Believe me, I tried.
barthalamule
September 17th, 2006
4:28:42 AM CDT
(0)
HORSE DICK!
BK-King
September 17th, 2006
4:44:29 AM CDT
(0)
HORSEDICK!
looney-bin
September 17th, 2006
4:57:08 AM CDT
(0)
Whoredick!
GhostDad
September 17th, 2006
5:00:36 AM CDT
(0)
you beat me to it so 5
Improviser
September 17th, 2006
5:52:40 AM CDT
(0)
hell yeah
lizardman
September 17th, 2006
5:56:25 AM CDT
(0)
Tried once more to get a "sss" in there. Hope it helps!
nickster1992
September 17th, 2006
6:20:21 AM CDT
(0)
Is now one of my ytmnd favorites....good job
Cloudsicle
September 17th, 2006
6:24:18 AM CDT
(0)
sounds like horus dick, but its still solid. like a horsedick.
MessedRocker
September 17th, 2006
7:21:17 AM CDT
(0)
HORSE DICK
Chav-Slayer
September 17th, 2006
7:33:41 AM CDT
(0)
The "DUNNANAAA!" at the end makes it.
Option40
September 17th, 2006
8:20:20 AM CDT
(0)
hahahaha
NateVonSocks
September 17th, 2006
8:47:48 AM CDT
(0)
sorta funneh
Skat64er
September 17th, 2006
9:05:08 AM CDT
(0)
the 'dick' ruined it
Panna
September 17th, 2006
9:05:47 AM CDT
(0)
Nice
Twist96
September 17th, 2006
9:09:21 AM CDT
(0)
Needs more animation
TaintMasterMitch
September 17th, 2006
9:52:02 AM CDT
(0)
GOOD LORD.
Phast-Phood
September 17th, 2006
10:46:16 AM CDT
(0)
work on the sound editing. it is funny though.
darkflameX
September 17th, 2006
10:57:05 AM CDT
(0)
hey fat kid
zooyo
September 17th, 2006
11:00:27 AM CDT
(0)
sounds like horace dick
MeatwadPwnsYou
September 17th, 2006
11:19:16 AM CDT
(0)
FTW
raptorcardz
September 17th, 2006
11:45:45 AM CDT
(0)
Wow lizardman. You're a f*cking genius.
evilFATE
September 17th, 2006
12:08:07 PM CDT
(0)
you should just put the full "horsedick" clip in there.
ColdStone
September 17th, 2006
12:09:12 PM CDT
(0)
Swing and a miss
Slartibartfast
September 17th, 2006
12:14:44 PM CDT
(0)
Why not take out "Horace" completely and just have "horsedick" by itself? That's what the Neo one was like, and it's less akward.
Slartibartfast
September 17th, 2006
12:15:30 PM CDT
(0)
Damn it, it won't let me vote. :(
galaxhood
September 17th, 2006
12:16:53 PM CDT
(0)
lol
MarcusTheMartin
September 17th, 2006
12:52:30 PM CDT
(0)
Horace-dick
State-of-mind
September 17th, 2006
3:41:27 PM CDT
(0)
I bursted out laughing.
mik3m
September 17th, 2006
4:37:14 PM CDT
(0)
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mik3m
September 17th, 2006
4:38:36 PM CDT
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YOU DIDN'T EVEN USE THE RIGHT HORSE DICK CLIP, JUST TAKE OUT THE FIRST PART THAT SOUNDS LIKE "WHORE" AND PUT THE ORIGNAL "HORSE-DICK" AND YOU WIN. SIMPLE. SECKSY. AND BETTER THAN ME. LOL! FIX THIS SH!T.
ultimacanti
September 17th, 2006
4:39:10 PM CDT
(0)
Childhood obesity is never something to laugh at. There are far better funny names than horse dick. Try "Professor Dickweed". ultimadouche.ytmnd.com
TheAdam
September 17th, 2006
4:41:33 PM CDT
(0)
Your fifth Monster Squad site? jeeze.
Meatwad-jambox
September 17th, 2006
4:44:00 PM CDT
(0)
YOU HAVE BEEN SMITTEN.
Jekku
September 17th, 2006
4:44:16 PM CDT
(0)
Castlevania merman.
Luckyalien7
September 17th, 2006
4:44:42 PM CDT
(0)
XD
n4rvst
September 17th, 2006
4:48:26 PM CDT
(0)
garbage. you shoulda just took the whole horse dick
UltimateBacon
September 17th, 2006
4:49:08 PM CDT
(0)
Wow that fish-monster got owned!
gman62191
September 17th, 2006
4:49:28 PM CDT
(0)
Made of win.
mik3m
September 17th, 2006
4:50:03 PM CDT
(0)
USE MY SOUND CLIP IT'S IN YOUR MESSAGE BOX.USE MY SOUND CLIP IT'S IN YOUR MESSAGE BOX.USE MY SOUND CLIP IT'S IN YOUR MESSAGE BOX.USE MY SOUND CLIP IT'S IN YOUR MESSAGE BOX.USE MY SOUND CLIP IT'S IN YOUR MESSAGE BOX.USE MY SOUND CLIP IT'S IN YOUR MESSAGE BOX.USE MY SOUND CLIP IT'S IN YOUR MESSAGE BOX.USE MY SOUND CLIP IT'S IN YOUR MESSAGE BOX.USE MY SOUND CLIP IT'S IN YOUR MESSAGE BOX.USE MY SOUND CLIP IT'S IN YOUR MESSAGE BOX.USE MY SOUND CLIP IT'S IN YOUR MESSAGE BOX.USE MY SOUND CLIP IT'S IN YOUR MESSAGE BOX.USE MY SOUND CLIP IT'S IN YOUR MESSAGE BOX.USE MY SOUND CLIP IT'S IN YOUR MESSAGE BOX.USE MY SOUND CLIP IT'S IN YOUR MESSAGE BOX.USE MY SOUND CLIP IT'S IN YOUR MESSAGE BOX.USE MY SOUND CLIP IT'S IN YOUR MESSAGE BOX.
mik3m
September 17th, 2006
4:58:36 PM CDT
(0)
Hey, Fat Kid! Here's the audio if you want it! http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/0/5/1054b50f6443934f4717f5737283d615.mp3
Odin314
September 17th, 2006
4:59:02 PM CDT
(0)
4d for concept, +1 for horsedick.
mik3m
September 17th, 2006
5:00:46 PM CDT
(0)
OK, NVM, IGNORE ME I'M A CRAZY PERSON LALALALALALALA
ChatspeakDouche
September 17th, 2006
5:02:41 PM CDT
(0)
lol thats kind of funny
lizardman
September 17th, 2006
5:03:03 PM CDT
(0)
To mik3m and the others, the whole point of this one is that in the movie he almost says the whole thing himself. Dubbing in 'horse' would defeat its purpose. Thanks for being so passionate though!
Dr-L337
September 17th, 2006
5:03:17 PM CDT
(0)
hillarous
klavohunter
September 17th, 2006
5:04:24 PM CDT
(0)
5'ed for "Horse Dick" :D
NovaNardis
September 17th, 2006
5:04:50 PM CDT
(0)
-1 for horse dick.
Qoht
September 17th, 2006
5:06:24 PM CDT
(0)
I've never seen the movie, and you didn't really do anything to make this unique or additionally funny. So wouldn't that make this an "in-joke?"
Qoht
September 17th, 2006
5:07:09 PM CDT
(0)
Ah, self correction. I barely heard the horsedick. I thought he was just saying Horace.
mattdh12
September 17th, 2006
5:07:28 PM CDT
(0)
would have been funnier if it just used the whole "HORSEDICK" sound. the way the original horsedick is said makes it so much funnier.
rodrod
September 17th, 2006
5:08:28 PM CDT
(0)
HORSEDICK!
Gallstone
September 17th, 2006
5:17:28 PM CDT
(0)
f*cksh*tc*ckassmotherf*cker
miramarjuice
September 17th, 2006
5:18:20 PM CDT
(0)
LMAO!!! I can never get enough of these, keep it up lizard man
Sylvester
September 17th, 2006
5:20:53 PM CDT
(0)
LAWL win
hitokirivader
September 17th, 2006
5:21:08 PM CDT
(0)
*sigh* Are we just gonna get more and more Monster Squad clips? We get it, the movie's silly.
monkeytrousers
September 17th, 2006
5:32:31 PM CDT
(0)
yyyyyyyyyyyy
moheevi
September 17th, 2006
5:32:51 PM CDT
(0)
noice
Goneja
September 17th, 2006
5:41:54 PM CDT
(0)
F*ck yes I love you.
maup
September 17th, 2006
5:48:28 PM CDT
(0)
WINNAR! :D
ShaoLen
September 17th, 2006
5:48:57 PM CDT
(0)
HORACE DICK FTW
tarkaan
September 17th, 2006
5:49:06 PM CDT
(0)
5 for horsedick.
guckalp
September 17th, 2006
5:58:51 PM CDT
(0)
even though he saved them from the monsters...he's still THE FAT KID!
NeoMatrixClt
September 17th, 2006
6:03:37 PM CDT
(0)
lololololol
WTL
September 17th, 2006
6:06:35 PM CDT
(0)
My name, is horris...dick
Spotz
September 17th, 2006
6:07:27 PM CDT
(0)
Bring back horse dick.
xftrx
September 17th, 2006
6:08:21 PM CDT
(0)
hehe
Mech
September 17th, 2006
6:08:34 PM CDT
(0)
lol HORSEDICK, lololool
z3phyr2006
September 17th, 2006
6:10:58 PM CDT
(0)
5 FOR HORSEDICK REVIVAL
YAKUZA
September 17th, 2006
6:20:40 PM CDT
(0)
ZLOl HORSE DICKKKKKKK
BubbytheTourG
September 17th, 2006
6:35:21 PM CDT
(0)
http://art-has-no-shilling-value.ytmnd.com/
Zenderfal
September 17th, 2006
7:04:58 PM CDT
(0)
lol
HockeyUSA27
September 17th, 2006
7:16:44 PM CDT
(0)
i thought number 34 jersey was the older brother in wonder years
Leks
September 17th, 2006
7:20:33 PM CDT
(0)
Best Horse Dick ytmnd! And cheers for standing your ground w/regard to the sound. "Horace" needs to be in there for it to be funny. Once again, nicely done.
Necronomicon
September 17th, 2006
7:24:41 PM CDT
(0)
Keep 'em coming.
UncleJimbo827
September 17th, 2006
7:29:03 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL, that came out of no where.
Daveo
September 17th, 2006
7:38:15 PM CDT
(0)
Damn it, I was going to do that!
Bobbybobby
September 17th, 2006
7:40:21 PM CDT
(0)
All these Absurd Monster Squad YTMNDS make me want to see this movie. I haven't heard of it until now, but it looks to be a cult classic. 5'd!
heavybrick
September 17th, 2006
7:41:43 PM CDT
(0)
yes 5
angry-dude
September 17th, 2006
7:51:01 PM CDT
(0)
HEY!!! FAT KID!!
ganonboy1
September 17th, 2006
7:51:47 PM CDT
(0)
Best HD yet.
madarc
September 17th, 2006
8:04:19 PM CDT
(0)
roofles!
Vegus
September 17th, 2006
8:06:15 PM CDT
(0)
Excellent Comrade lizardman, the Party is pleased.
BTape
September 17th, 2006
8:06:52 PM CDT
(0)
even better because he actually says "horse"
r3ddr4g0n
September 17th, 2006
8:07:10 PM CDT
(0)
OMFG The first three posters are retarded. 5 for monster squad, and for flawless victory.
CaptainRescue
September 17th, 2006
8:13:27 PM CDT
(0)
I need to see this movie
Ochobobo
September 17th, 2006
8:43:26 PM CDT
(0)
My name... is Horace Dick
Berreck
September 17th, 2006
8:48:41 PM CDT
(0)
i have not words too describe how awsome this is... but great job
b2lskirnir
September 17th, 2006
9:06:40 PM CDT
(0)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I F*CKING LOVE YOU!!!
ShadowUser
September 17th, 2006
9:13:34 PM CDT
(0)
fifen
j0nt
September 17th, 2006
9:56:39 PM CDT
(0)
hahahahaha LONG LIVE HORSE DICK!!!
krytycal
September 17th, 2006
9:57:13 PM CDT
(0)
It'd be funnier if the fat kid shoots the other kids.
Curttehmurt
September 17th, 2006
10:19:06 PM CDT
(0)
five for monster Squad, god I miss that movie, WILL IT EVER COME TO DVD?
TheBigDawg
September 17th, 2006
10:31:35 PM CDT
(0)
Nice to meet you, Horacedick.
EnkerSS
September 20th, 2006
12:14:02 PM CDT
(0)
lmao horsedick XD
Scot
September 23rd, 2006
2:16:59 PM CDT
(0)
5 for horsedick
ForceUser
September 24th, 2006
3:28:39 AM CDT
(0)
you stole my ebay name
kryptoknightmare
September 25th, 2006
6:08:13 PM CDT
(0)
YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
Amenhotep2
September 29th, 2006
3:19:43 PM CDT
(0)
1 for horsedick. Sorry, but I never thought horsedick was funny.
tricolor
October 1st, 2006
2:04:54 PM CDT
(0)
nutnics
October 9th, 2006
2:16:42 PM CDT
(0)
Measured rage
dctownes
October 13th, 2006
5:32:20 PM CDT
(0)
horsedick will never die
DEREKBALLS
October 19th, 2006
6:12:14 PM CDT
(0)
well fat kid, but he doesnt count
Goyutan
November 16th, 2006
6:40:23 PM CST
(0)
that you god for a newhorsedick lizardman!
knapkinfish
November 28th, 2006
4:19:32 PM CST
(0)
I just found out, the kid that played Horsedick DIED back when he was 22!
Wydra
January 31st, 2007
6:05:08 PM CST
(0)
Hor------ FTW
wild09
February 18th, 2007
1:23:02 AM CST
(0)
ROFL you kick ass.
Audy2007
April 2nd, 2007
9:30:19 PM CDT
(0)
holy sh*t i haven't seen that movie since i was like 7..good times
gamekid
April 3rd, 2007
12:01:19 AM CDT
(0)
You can hold down the "B" button for continuous firing.
DJSamurai
April 3rd, 2007
12:31:05 AM CDT
(-1)
Horse dick rides again.
Hellsatan
April 3rd, 2007
3:28:54 AM CDT
(1)
Stephanie and horse dick works as well. http://stephlovesdick.ytmnsfw.com/ (Yes, its exactly what your thinking)
MrStump
April 3rd, 2007
12:37:44 PM CDT
(-1)
lol good twist
conanthelibrarian
April 3rd, 2007
7:23:55 PM CDT
(0)
yes horse dick is back
The-Avenger
April 3rd, 2007
9:40:27 PM CDT
(0)
DOESN'T COUNT!??!
IPFreely
April 4th, 2007
2:11:54 AM CDT
(0)
HORSEDICK LIVES ON!
milkmanv1
April 4th, 2007
2:36:13 AM CDT
(0)
So odd...the first time Ive heard about this movie was at work because its one of my boss's favorite movies, and lo and behold, a YTMND.
karndude
April 5th, 2007
10:30:35 AM CDT
(0)
That fat kid is dead.