False Religion
Created on: September 5th, 2006
False Religion
It is about time I made a religious YTMND. Take it for what you will.

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September 5th, 2006
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2nd
September 5th, 2006
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This is just one of those sites where you just look at it and you can tell it'll make Up and Coming.
September 5th, 2006
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this is f*cking retarded let it get 6 stars for all i care im out
September 5th, 2006
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I'm fiving this because it's 100% true- even though I know you created it most likely as mockery.
September 5th, 2006
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DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF ISLAM!
September 5th, 2006
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Sometimes, whetstone, there are words that just mock themselves.
September 5th, 2006
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Those Christians are crazy asses, Jesus was based on ancient pagan myths, their stories are the exact same as Jesus' made up story. www.thegodmovie.com
September 5th, 2006
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Noooo! NEDM is REAL!
September 5th, 2006
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jesus owns you
September 5th, 2006
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Epic!
September 5th, 2006
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Lol, buddha.
September 5th, 2006
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"...God has given statan permission to rule over this world's system..." God's such a f*cking *ssh*l*e.
September 5th, 2006
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buddha is dead, gg to that
September 5th, 2006
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Religion are pure evil... so believe in jesus and god. WTF
September 5th, 2006
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Hey, isn't that Lion-O?
September 5th, 2006
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hell yeah!
September 5th, 2006
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The Flying Spaghetti Monster really wishes people who believe this crap would get a clue.
September 5th, 2006
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AND THEY SAY SCIENTOLOGY IS WAK
September 5th, 2006
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Jesus is totally cool with NEDM worship. Honest!
September 5th, 2006
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source?
September 5th, 2006
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xD!!! i lol'd!
September 5th, 2006
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it does sound like lion-o!! also, Catholics do not worship Mary the way ancient religions did Estarte. Mary is venerated (respected) as a saint and the mother of God. Back in the days of Estarte-worship many Christians (many of them Christian Roman centurians) were executed for refusing to bow down to the pagan gods of Rome. Just like modern Catholics do not worship modern pagan gods. also raptor jesus is in your base.
September 5th, 2006
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you do realise that if there are crazy people saying crap like "f*gs burn in hell" and junk, they don't speak for the whole of christianity. just for themselves.
September 5th, 2006
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jakeman, this is what the bible actually says though, you should read it and realize how crazy it is.
September 5th, 2006
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Relgion is mankinds worst enemy. Beside money.
September 5th, 2006
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btw budda is dead...isnt Jesus?
September 5th, 2006
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I love the mentality that says... "Mankind is superstitous and will worship about anything... Man is foolish and gulible- but THIS religion is cool. Believe it."
September 5th, 2006
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I want a source. Also, why didn't they mention the jews?
September 5th, 2006
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I find it endlessly ironic how individuals like darkreign perpetuate the same manner of ill-informed, unscholarly presumptions as those religious zealots they so despise. While it’s clear to any rational person that Christ was about as divine as any street magician, the fact remains that there is no empirical evidence that Christianity is the sole derivative of earlier religious practices.
September 5th, 2006
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Also, the 3nd (or is it 4rd?) commandment is "Though shalt not make any graven image", and I just took that from the Torah and translated it into english. There is no continuation.
September 5th, 2006
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The documentary in question has been proven by those with legitimate expertise to be poorly-researched, irrational, and intentionally misleading. Most of the information presented is predicated upon flawed and thoroughly-discredited 19th Century theosophical writings such as Frazer’s The Golden Bough. Some modern researches dealing exclusively in documentation from the era have forwarded some intriguing theories, but at present they remain simply that: theories.
September 5th, 2006
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because their religion is based off the teachings on judaism?
September 5th, 2006
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Sources have been updated.
September 5th, 2006
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jpsousa4, Christianity is Judiasm, with 4 books added, edits made throughout the text that disproved Jesus as the messiah, and took out 2 books of prophets and added one of their own. BTW, how do you "add" a jewish prophit who no one ever heard of?
September 5th, 2006
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I love how "false religion" tries to imply there is ANYTHING true in ANY true religion. WROOOOOONG!
September 5th, 2006
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This should've been called "Olmec Guides You Through False Religions"
September 5th, 2006
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meowmixxx, do you have specific info and citations for your claims? (OT edits, removed prophets and 1 added prophet)? I'd be very interested to hear about it.
September 5th, 2006
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no such thing as god
September 5th, 2006
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anyone who bereave that is a hypocrite .
September 5th, 2006
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Guys Buddha is dead! He was just a man, didnt you know that? Oh wait... isnt Jesus dead? Oh wait and wasnt he just a man? lol@ evangelicals
September 5th, 2006
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For the prophets, just compare the list of prophets in the torah. Then compare it in the Bible. As for the edits, I can't remeber where, but it says (in hebrew-english): Veh hu yeged me ha shemiam, veh a eish shel eluhiem yeged al har melach....
September 5th, 2006
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really this sound like a welcome video for a cult.
September 5th, 2006
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people who really beleave this is as week hearted as the people they mock.
September 5th, 2006
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Is this a joke? Do you really believe this or are you just think the irony is this is funny? Atheists think it's a mockery so they 5 it.. Christian think it's true so they 5 it... someone please elaborate.. please don't tell me people actually believe this..
September 5th, 2006
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F*ggots, the lot of you. You're gonna die, hurry the f*ck up and get laid so you can be that much closer to getting the f*ck over that emminent death thing you have goiing for you.
September 5th, 2006
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Someone PLEASE tell me whether this is a joke or not..
September 5th, 2006
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regardless of this sites authors intent, its so out there that to me its a mockery.... hah, the video even links to chick.com - one of the true nutballs of this earth.
September 5th, 2006
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not funny, or informative. same crap ive heard a thousand times. if you wanna make a relgious ytmnd, make it uplifting and not "religion" bashing, this helps no one. get some doofus reading off the same sh*t theyve tried to brain wash us with and put some creepy music behind it, your not fooling me pal
September 5th, 2006
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5d for making the rest of all look bad. Or should I 1 it? Meh, I'm too lazy to change it now!
September 5th, 2006
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ty
September 5th, 2006
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I take this as a joke. People worships insects, rocks, rivers and idols made from hand because they feel it is better than worshiping this religion.
September 5th, 2006
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alright well.. since you didn't awnser my question.. i'll just assume you believe this sh*t and give you a well deserved 1. "There is no proof that what our religion says is true.. same goes for other religions.. BUT IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE US YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!!" I'll be an agnostic until you can actually PROVE to me that all of that sh*t makes any sense. You won't make me join out of fear. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agnosticism
September 5th, 2006
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Religion does not equal funny.
September 5th, 2006
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Sorry, I was making breaking. Like I said, take if for what you will. There are some things that I, personally, find truthful about it, and there are other things that I find totally absurd. My original intention was not for this to be a joke site, but rather, my intention was to post a YTMND about something interesting I had viewed. That is all.
September 5th, 2006
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*breakfast
September 5th, 2006
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What the f*ck is that from?
September 5th, 2006
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weird
September 5th, 2006
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all religion is evil
September 5th, 2006
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This has gotta be a branch of Protestantism. No way would they praise Jesus and revile Mary otherwise.
September 5th, 2006
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Fanatics = LOL!
September 5th, 2006
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meowmixxx, are you Peterguy? Cause you sound just like him, and Peterguy lists his email address as meomwixeater@hotmail.com, and oddly enough, he seems to have a myspace page at http://www.myspace.com/meowmixeater This seem odd to anyone else??
September 5th, 2006
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And Christians wonder why so many hold them in contempt.
September 5th, 2006
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edit: peterguy lists his email address at this site he made http://ytmndasl1.ytmnd.com/ "Description: Send any suggestions to meowmixeater@hotmail.com or AIM: Peterguy. Keep it clean." Go to myspace.com and do a search by email address...
September 5th, 2006
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too boring.
September 5th, 2006
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Oh, and one more thing: http://c*cksuckers.ytmnd.com (change the * into an 'o')
September 5th, 2006
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How about I just watch the Youtube video
September 5th, 2006
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Eh', I kinda hoped for NEDM at the end. Moreover, the guy forgot to compare Jesus to the old wood gods that proceeded him. But still, I guess it makes for a pretty ad for Christ.
September 5th, 2006
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LOL, religion. So couldn't Jesus be a creation of Satan too? Also, don't Muslims worship the same god as Jews and Christians? Jesus was an alien.
September 5th, 2006
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also, yeah, if God made satan ruler of Earth, he would be kind of an *ssh*l*e, I mean what the f*ck? that's like having Michael Jackson babysit your kids.
September 5th, 2006
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Flawless. ^_^
September 5th, 2006
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just to say...if god granted us free will, then unleashed upon us the devil, whose main objective is to take away our free will by confusing our senses, isn't that just shooting us in the foot? How can a God send us to hell on the basis of being decieved by something that he let rule the earth? Retarded
September 5th, 2006
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Buddha is dead?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
September 5th, 2006
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I'll never join you !
September 5th, 2006
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"just to say...if god granted us free will, then unleashed upon us the devil, whose main objective is to take away our free will by confusing our senses, isn't that just shooting us in the foot? How can a God send us to hell on the basis of being decieved by something that he let rule the earth? Retarded" I second that
September 5th, 2006
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i don't know if this is mockery or not, either way it's not good
September 5th, 2006
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What the hell is this?
September 5th, 2006
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holy........f*ck
September 5th, 2006
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lol propoganda, 3 for making me laugh at humanity.
September 5th, 2006
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This is the gayest thing I have ever heard.. all religions are wrong so worship this one? lol
September 5th, 2006
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Can't I reject just SOME of my false gods?
September 5th, 2006
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Buddha is dead, lol. Funny enough that christianity ripped off half of Buddha's stuff XD Yes, really. Look it up.
September 5th, 2006
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it's quite right, not that I have anything against Mary.
September 5th, 2006
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I am actually pleasantly surprised they said nothing about us evil and manipulative Jews. I guess he didn't want to offend Jesus, who is after all Jewish.
September 5th, 2006
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Gets a 5 because someone pointed out this dude sounds just like Liono.
September 5th, 2006
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Jeez, thanks Flanders for pointing out to most of us that we're going to hell. Think JC would like the raptor Jesus series? *ss clown
September 5th, 2006
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Flying Spaghetti Monster ftw.
September 5th, 2006
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I kept listening for the joke- and there was none. This, however you take it personally, is simply what a great many protestants believe. Nothing amazing there. Also, visuals sucked ass. 1'ed for mocking a religious system without any wit to justify the fun-poking. (and I'm not a protestant)
September 5th, 2006
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To quote George Costanza: "It's not a lie, if you believe it..."
September 5th, 2006
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Satan has MULTITUDES of people following the teachings of Buddha.
September 5th, 2006
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Death to the heathens!! I'm a Christian, but some of this does seem harsh... Why are some Christians falling over themselves to prove other Christian denominations are satanic?
September 5th, 2006
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I'm gonna 4 it, just because the rediculous nature, be it true or mockery, made me laugh. Also, Satanic Agnosticism ftw.
September 5th, 2006
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BOOOOORRRRRRIIINGGGGG!!!!
September 5th, 2006
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Amen! Preach on it, bother!
September 5th, 2006
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Your god is dead, and no one cares.
September 5th, 2006
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Platinum-Sonic-10, I'll change my vote from a 1 to a 5 if you post a comment saying you're not a Christian and think this is insane. For now I have to assume you agree with this, and have to 1 you.
September 5th, 2006
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That is pretty intense. Aeitheist FTW!
September 5th, 2006
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If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
September 5th, 2006
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I'm definatly not peterguy. Wasn't peterguy some super christian, while I am pretty much insulting Christianitys origins? o_O.
September 5th, 2006
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Thanks preacher.
September 5th, 2006
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Organized Religion is a load of horsesh*t.
September 5th, 2006
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satan pwnd my soul
September 5th, 2006
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This is just christen fear mongering. Instead of trying to evolve christianity funimentalist christians will take down other religions to make there seem better, or truer. I really hope no one (esspically christians) feel they need to be scared by the imaginary satans the chrush makes up to control people. If you want to worship a god at least make it one you can love and respect, a god that transendes the pitiful insecurities of the church.
September 5th, 2006
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lol
September 5th, 2006
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PS: IT'S A JOKE.
September 5th, 2006
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Oh, goody. He just said that we Catholics worship a pagan goddess. And I seriously doubt that Buddha had any access to the teachings of Jesus in the ancient eatern world. Ass. Real Jesus FTW.
September 5th, 2006
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I'm glad God gave Satan permission to rule over the world! Whee~
September 5th, 2006
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Peterguy f*cking loves this site.
September 5th, 2006
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lol, im jedi.
September 5th, 2006
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This cant be real....
September 5th, 2006
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id like to see someone argue the points of christianity to a man with a lightsaber. but before any of you state "lightsabers dont exsist". newsflash: neither does god.
September 5th, 2006
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I mean I'm atheist I find this all to be a joke but this is just a sick man lol.
September 5th, 2006
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This makes no mention of Raptor Jesus.
September 5th, 2006
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F*ck you and your cult. Proud Athiest here, ya know, the people who use REASON, not blind hopeless devotion to the HOPE that they are ants in an ant farm.
September 5th, 2006
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they dont mention how judaism is evil :(
September 5th, 2006
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and this is why i'm not a very religious christian. We have to listen to this "hate all other religions" crap at other churches.
September 5th, 2006
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Making fun of crazy fundamentalists effortlessly for a cheap laugh + stealing from YouTube and adding nothing to it = 1
September 5th, 2006
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Haha, this is hilarious. Buddhists are wrong, Muslims are wrong, Jews are wrong but OBVIOUSLY Christians are right! Isn't it obvious that every civilization that wasn't Christian was wrong and Christians are right? Arrogant people like this show the problems with religion.
September 5th, 2006
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Psalm 2:12- Kiss the Son, lest he be angry, and ye perish from the way, when his wrath is kindled but a little. Blessed are all they that put their trust in him.
September 5th, 2006
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If there are any of you who truly want to talk about your condition with God, feel free to PM me. If you want to spam, expect to get blocked.
September 5th, 2006
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Jesus died, but rose from the dead? Where is he? In heaven where you can't see him? Oh... Buddha died, but then got reincarnated as the Dalai Lama? And you can meet and talk to the Dalai Lama? Buddha FTW!!
September 5th, 2006
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I dont like blasphemers and liars. You must admit clearly that this is not fact.
September 5th, 2006
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lol, hail max
September 5th, 2006
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@ Geandily: If jesus is dead, where is his body? lol, resurection
September 5th, 2006
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Odin ftw!
September 5th, 2006
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-1 for redundancy, it implies that there's such thing as true religion.
September 5th, 2006
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Allllriiight! Another religion argument on YTMND! Just what we all needed, right? GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND
September 5th, 2006
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The missile knows where it is at all times...
September 5th, 2006
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hell no.
September 5th, 2006
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The funny thing is that many traditions of Christianity are based on pagan rituals. Both Christmas and Easter were originally pagan holidays that were transformed into Christian ones. So the guys who accuse Islam and the other form of Christianity (Catholicism) of being paganistic have no room to talk.
September 5th, 2006
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This is retarded. Every thing they say is false. Especially about Catholics... worshipping Mary? No. This is BS.
September 5th, 2006
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damn. I was hoping scientology would be in there somewhere
September 5th, 2006
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*gigglefit*
September 5th, 2006
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If he's so great, than how come he's dead? jk i don't want to get in an argument.
September 5th, 2006
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5 for Truth.
September 5th, 2006
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i lol'd, hard. i lol harder at anyone that tries arguing with whats obviously not debate material.
September 5th, 2006
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lol,hypocracy
September 5th, 2006
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Accept him before it's too late.
September 5th, 2006
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Catholics suck.
September 5th, 2006
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HELLO!? Buddha was around BEFORE Christianity you freaking Jesusmoocher.
September 5th, 2006
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So retarded my balls fell off.
September 5th, 2006
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Agree with Sitsu here: sounds an awful lot like something from the mind of grade-A nutjob Jack T. Chick. Also, how do you download/rip music from YouTube videos? I've got a killer idea for a traditional YTMND, but I need to get the sound from YT.
September 5th, 2006
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See the beginning of the movie "Dogma" when Bartleby and Loki are in the aiport.
September 5th, 2006
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We all know The Church of Raptor Jesus is the only true religion.
September 5th, 2006
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Oh, it's a Jack Chick thing. That explains it.
September 5th, 2006
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Organized religion is a joke. No one should tell you what to believe. Nor should you pay for this video, to tell you what to believe. In the 2 minutes and 30 seconds of this video, that *ssh*l*e has described an infinate amount paradoxes. Any god with more knowlege then an average person would have common logic. The only person who believes in a false religion is the person who writes this sh*t. If satan reaches out to us in so many ways, maybe we should worship him. He obviously cares more.
September 5th, 2006
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Great, now everybody is giving their uneducated and angst ridden two cents on organized religion, and everybody seriously thinks they know what they're talking about. Thanks, *ssh*l*e.
September 5th, 2006
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OH TEH NOES WE ARE ALL GOING TO HELL!!
September 5th, 2006
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Oh please, like the diety who created physics would be such a petty dick as to damn your eternal soul for not following a set of beliefs created by a bunch of dumbass bronze age tribesmen.
September 5th, 2006
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http://christianmartyrdom.ytmnd.com/
September 5th, 2006
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BEWARE THE UNDEAD LINCOLN WHO HAS RETURNED FROM THE GRAVE TO SEEK VENGEANCE.
September 5th, 2006
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Can I get an "amen" for once instead of "a brick in the face"?
September 5th, 2006
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IT'S AN ABOMINATION!
September 5th, 2006
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there is no god cuz steve irwin died. If there is a god, I tell him "SCREW YOU, GOD".
September 5th, 2006
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all because CRIKEY died =(
September 5th, 2006
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But God and Satan don't exist.
September 5th, 2006
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Do you still believe in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy?
September 5th, 2006
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actually i would much rather be hanging in hell with Ghandi than being in heaven with Rev. Jerry Fawell
September 5th, 2006
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The point of this YTMND is to point out how stupid that person talking is, and to laugh at people who really believe that stuff he is saying.
September 5th, 2006
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whetstone you have been posting all day, just stfu and move on will you? I hope there is a "true" religion and i hope it is buddism so i can see your sorry *ss in hell
September 5th, 2006
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2. why? For trying to force your religion on me.
September 5th, 2006
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Meh. Nothing special
September 5th, 2006
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Im giving this a 1. I thought it was semi-funny that it was making fun of Christianity, however, I was also afraid that people would think this is how all Christians think and act. I give it a 1 because of the Christian bashing in the comments.
September 5th, 2006
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Jesus died too. Tell that guy not to talk about Satan that way.
September 5th, 2006
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this is utter trash, i hope nobody impressionable sees this... showing something you found that is interesting is one thing, but people can easily misunderstand and be infected by this crap, no offense
September 5th, 2006
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More bullsh*t against Catholics. I am an atheist, but I actually understand their doctrine.
September 5th, 2006
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buddha died for your sins!
September 5th, 2006
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So they say, from a religious context, that religion is of the devil? Wtf indeed.
September 5th, 2006
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history lesson.Catholism was an invention made by using pagan religions to steal ideas from.Also,Satan means morning star which is what JEsus Christ was born under and so one of the names of Jesus is Satan.Another term for Satan is the Goddess of Love since the morning star was Venus and Venus represented love and nourishment.Also,their was a babylonian king who took it upon himself to call himself Satan because he thought he was as great as the morning star and he was a saddam type of person.
September 5th, 2006
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Lol @ the islam part. Cause its a paradox. Allah means God in arabic. and Jesus is a prophet in islam.
September 5th, 2006
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So..... It's god's fault we go to hell, because he lets the devil send us there? Dick.
September 5th, 2006
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Then again, the images of jesus are based on the greek sun-god Apollo, and the christmas tree came from adopting a pagan clebration of the birth of a new year to grow the ranks of the christian religion
September 5th, 2006
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You know, I almost married someone like this...
September 5th, 2006
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"If satan reaches out to us in so many ways, maybe we should worship him. He obviously cares more." I'm taking that saying for my MSN screenname, that's freakin' awesome. I just hope and pray that one day you find Satan, and realise all that he's done for you.
September 5th, 2006
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I'd think god would have hired Satan to take care of hell and stuff. I mean, if God's almighty why wouldn't he just kill Satan?
September 5th, 2006
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The fact that you tried to make this a serious religious ytmnd gets you a freakin 1. You aren't cyberman and you aren't changing anyone's beliefs, especially with that garbage. GTFO of ytmnd.
September 5th, 2006
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1 for being created in mockery, and for knowing the audience will eat it up anyway
September 5th, 2006
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Jesus is based off of the saviour in Zoroastrianism, the first monotheistic religion (founded in Persia by Zoroaster). He was born under a star and everything. This is like, 1,000 years before Jesus.
September 5th, 2006
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oh sh*ts
September 5th, 2006
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KENT THIS IS GOD, STOP PLAYING WITH YOURSELF... :)
September 5th, 2006
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I VOTED 5 CUZ IM GOING TO HELL...
September 5th, 2006
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why is this on the front page? its no more than some guy preaching. I'll take it for what i will, but this ytmnd still sucks. 1'd for not disagreeing, just for lame ytmnd.
September 5th, 2006
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actually, no +1 for lion-O
September 5th, 2006
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Christianity ftw!
September 5th, 2006
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You know, whether or not you believe in religion, at least have respect for those who do. Anything less is either proving you're a 12-year-old emo kid whose dad didn't buy you a pony, or just as fanatical as those you claim to rail against.
September 5th, 2006
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GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND. GET RELIGION THE F*CK OFF OF YTMND.
September 5th, 2006
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Wow Downvote those that put religion in a positive light, and Upvote those that make a mockery of it... :(
September 5th, 2006
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Yeah Jesus was a pretty cool dude. Mohammed was kid of a jerkoff though.
September 5th, 2006
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religion is such bullsh*t. i just say f*ck it and not have it as a part of my life.
September 5th, 2006
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Bahahaha, religion is f*cking retarded. It's sad that people think like this.
September 5th, 2006
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i am catholic,but religion is not a part of my life at all. maybe my parents,but not me. i just say f*ck it. ive gone to church 1 day a year for like 3 years now. and that only happens because my parents drag me to church literally. again i find religion a total waste of f*ckin time and money.
September 5th, 2006
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religion ftw, all you people against it are just retarded
September 5th, 2006
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Sanskrit, you beautiful rose among thorns! I couldn't agree with you more. Atheists, we get it. You're mad at the world for being sh*tty, now shut the f*ck up and get a sno-cone. You'll feel better, trust me.
September 5th, 2006
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Yeah, Bhuddism is fake. Islam is fake. Not like Christianity's REAL walking on water, resurrection, worldwide floods, curing the blind, angels, demons, heaven, hell... ell oh ell
September 5th, 2006
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5'd for truth and anti-downvoting.
September 5th, 2006
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it's intersting how people like to bash christianity but rarely other religions. (except scientology of course.)
September 5th, 2006
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5 for pissing off christians
September 5th, 2006
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Wait, don’t Protestants believe in the Virgin Mary to? Catholics are just a lot more into her than Protestants do.
September 5th, 2006
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controversy, lol. and protestants don't glorify the virgin Mary at all. She was only a woman and went on to have other children after Jesus.
September 5th, 2006
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You posted this in an attempt of mockery. Mockery is good in the right places, but, when you pull out people in an attempt to insult religion...
September 5th, 2006
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Also, Harry Potter. Apparently?
September 5th, 2006
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"Buddha is dead". So is Jesus, morons. 4'd for funny hypocrisy, but -2 for Buddha-bashing.
September 5th, 2006
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Actually, to correct myself, +2 back, because the Buddha-bashing is being made fun of.
September 5th, 2006
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creepy
September 5th, 2006
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Buda is going to hell for not accepting Jesus!
September 5th, 2006
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This bullsh*t is just as bad as the scientologists. Lovely how this view of Christianity breeds hatred for all other faiths and beliefs.... not so far off from Islam... Religious fanatics are scary no matter what the religion. Pure dogma and utter bullsh*t. If you believe this I thinks it's time for you join landoverbaptist.com and peddle your ignorant blitherings elsewhere. PS: LOL on the Catholics worshipping Mary - um hmm...was a Catholic for many years and never remember sacrificing chickens to her.
September 5th, 2006
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I amend one thing: The FANATICAL view of Islam...There is positive to find in that religion and not all followers are wacko... hmmm... just like Christians etc!
September 5th, 2006
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my name is henry. I dont like what my religion says about having one wife so I will start my own branch where it says I can have more than one wife, problem solved. Hey my name is luther. I dont consider the morals of my religion to be of proper logic so I will rewrite them as I see fit. Yes the easter bunny, santa claus and the child-molesting priests agree with you self-righteous bastards false religion? religion is false
September 5th, 2006
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i listened to about 1 minute and it sounded like church...not like thats wrong, but this IS ytmnd
September 5th, 2006
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im guessing i missed something
September 5th, 2006
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wow. as they say in boston: "facking retaaaded"
September 5th, 2006
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I have no idea what this is.
September 5th, 2006
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We worship Mary? Since when? I thought she was just a saint.
September 5th, 2006
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lol, the virgin mary is a pagan goddess
September 5th, 2006
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worshiping false idols gets you condemned to hell, eh? well then isn't it safer to worship nothing? go atheism! christianity is for looneys, islam is for looneys, hell, religion is for looneys. you live, you die. end of story, are you really so full of yourself that you believe you have some higher purpose? FSM FTW!!!!
September 5th, 2006
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this is hilarious
September 5th, 2006
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"You know, whether or not you believe in religion, at least have respect for those who do. Anything less is either proving you're a 12-year-old emo kid whose dad didn't buy you a pony, or just as fanatical as those you claim to rail against." -if you're stupid enough to believe this crap, then you're no better than a 40 year old trekkie that goes to sci-fi conventions dressed as picard. I have a very hard time taking anything you say seriously. no offence to trekkies, of course
September 5th, 2006
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September 6th, 2006
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Holy crap. It's JACK FREAKIN' CHICK. Speaking of which, read his latest (Here Kitty Kitty.) I think he's trying to cash in on NEDM :/
September 7th, 2006
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Yes yes, religion is evil. Unlike atheism... We all know that those who embraced the teachings of Nietzsche made this world a better place. Hitler, Mussolini, Mao, Stalin were all great people acting upon his frame of values....
September 14th, 2006
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YTMND is your false idol. 126.
September 14th, 2006
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wow.... this is the biggest peice of crap I ever heard
September 15th, 2006
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"Religion is one of Satan's ways to destroy your soul!" OK, I guess I'll have to convert to aetheism to get into heaven then ^^
September 20th, 2006
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lol126seriously.ytmnd.com/
September 20th, 2006
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and then if you accept jesus, santa comes over with the easter bunny and gives you all cookies!!
January 6th, 2007
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"Yes yes, religion is evil. Unlike atheism... We all know that those who embraced the teachings of Nietzsche made this world a better place. Hitler, Mussolini, Mao, Stalin were all great people acting upon his frame of values...." You obviously don't know jack about Nietzsche. So shut up and start reading.