Point at the douche nearest you
Created on: September 5th, 2006
Yes, I know already, and Im bored
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F*cking hate that fake-ass Joke-Lifting Non-Mexican faker. How can a motherf*cker lift jokes off of other comedians and STILL NOT BE F*CKING FUNNY ? Comedy Central has been pushing him as a replacement Dave Chapelle, and though Chapelle certainly ain't no Pryor, Ned "Carlos" Holness isn't worthy to suck a fart out of Dave's butt. I f*cking hope he gets boo'd off the stage in every goddamned city on his tour, I hope no one in Hollywood ever returns his phone calls, I hope he drinks himself to death.
Carlos Mencia uses the fact that he's not white to make race jokes that aren't even funny. It's a shame all of the Jewish comedians didn't have the green light on racist jokes, because they'd actually make it funny.
Seriously, do people really find him offensive or groundbreaking? He sure thinks he is, but I only see someone saying "Hey, I have a race card...look at it." Not a funny man.
Everytime I hear his "doo doo doo" I think of some retarded little kid clad in hot topic bondage pants acting up in his classroom. The kind of kid that thinks monkey is a funny word. The kind of kid that listens to nu metal (still!). Carlos isn't funny, he's a mind numbing as larry the cable guy. I'll stick with the likes of bob and david thankyou.
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