SWEET RAPTOR JESUS REBORN!
Created on: September 4th, 2006
SWEET RAPTOR JESUS REBORN!
dakpowers 
sweetraptorjesus2.ytmnd.com
Since the creator of the original genius site changed it to two dudes f*cking a melon, here's a temporary fix. See what happened to the original at http://sweetraptorjesus.ytmnd.com
Original SRJ YTMND
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TanisHH
September 4th, 2006
3:43:45 AM CDT
(0)
Change it to centered or w/e please(Not tiled)
milk
January 6th, 2008
6:50:04 PM CST
(0)
lol dongs
jax1492
January 11th, 2009
1:58:08 PM CST
(0)
raptor jesus loves white women
bobby177
September 4th, 2006
12:32:23 PM CDT
(0)
Its SRJ, not SWJ, and center or stretch the images. 5'ed tho
lolnightterrors
September 4th, 2006
1:27:14 PM CDT
(0)
A winnar is yuo! Thanks for defending the internets from the two dudes having sex with a melon.
dakpowers
September 4th, 2006
1:55:22 PM CDT
(0)
Fixed to original colors/specs, thanks guys. I wonder what happened to the old one? Did the dude find religion?
CatintheHat
September 4th, 2006
2:25:54 PM CDT
(0)
Raptor Jesus blesses you.
BrokenVisage
September 4th, 2006
2:27:14 PM CDT
(0)
lol, 2 dudes f*ckng a melon
Xarrin
September 4th, 2006
2:28:15 PM CDT
(0)
You better be believein'.
Kcaafsf
September 4th, 2006
3:12:26 PM CDT
(0)
Saw the two dudes f*cking a melon one. Great for parties. But anyway, thanks for bringing this back.
Frogon
September 4th, 2006
4:59:14 PM CDT
(0)
I LOVE YOU.
ForceUser
September 4th, 2006
5:00:37 PM CDT
(0)
who made raptor jesus on playstation underground?
BadassblackTA
September 4th, 2006
5:05:18 PM CDT
(0)
win
tylerh
September 4th, 2006
5:06:04 PM CDT
(0)
still hilarious
NoTransFat
September 4th, 2006
5:09:50 PM CDT
(0)
OH MY F*CKING GOD STEVE IRWIN IS DEAD - DID YOU HEAR???
dakpowers
September 4th, 2006
5:10:54 PM CDT
(0)
OMG NO WAY-- It's sad that I learned of his death from the flood of new YTMNDs rather than the news.
MM7
September 4th, 2006
5:20:43 PM CDT
(0)
Thank you for re-posting. I wasn't too big into the whole gay-mellon-f*cking thing. Dakpowers casts resurection on Raptor Jesus. Raptor Jesus preformes massive anal rapeage. ZOMG!
ROARLIVIA
September 4th, 2006
5:23:41 PM CDT
(0)
I'm glad it's back!!
Zariel
September 4th, 2006
5:26:42 PM CDT
(0)
Nice work one verything
EuphoriaGrowing
September 4th, 2006
5:27:26 PM CDT
(0)
LOVE all the WoW quotes in there!
gamekid
September 4th, 2006
5:31:15 PM CDT
(-1)
Thanks for the heads-up. Original un-5d and un-Faved until fixed.
gamekid
September 4th, 2006
5:33:02 PM CDT
(0)
Also srry guys had to relog lolol
hormiga
September 4th, 2006
5:33:25 PM CDT
(0)
olol im in yur base killign your mens!!!1
gamekid
September 4th, 2006
5:35:04 PM CDT
(0)
Seriously, leave it to Raptor Jesus (in our base, killing our mans) to deliver us from the ultra-sh*tty Steve Irwin fad.
State-of-mind
September 4th, 2006
5:39:04 PM CDT
(0)
two dudes f*cking a melon?
sexymofo
September 4th, 2006
5:41:50 PM CDT
(-1)
you fail, please try again ^_^
ViciousCannibal
September 4th, 2006
5:42:37 PM CDT
(0)
praise b 2 raptor jesus lol
SmittyJoe
September 4th, 2006
5:46:09 PM CDT
(0)
Post the url of the original site so people will wonder why you're stealing only to find two dudes f*cking a melon.
gamekid
September 4th, 2006
5:47:27 PM CDT
(0)
Original (warning: melons. also c*cks) was sweetraptorjesus.ytmnd.com.
OutlawImmortal
September 4th, 2006
5:47:35 PM CDT
(0)
add steve irwin or lose
Cynar
September 4th, 2006
6:09:38 PM CDT
(0)
thanks for the fix
Elrond
September 4th, 2006
6:09:44 PM CDT
(0)
Original was fav'd, sad to see it go down the drain :( Nice work on rezzing raptor jesus.
secksymofo
September 4th, 2006
6:22:11 PM CDT
(0)
you win, keep up the good work. ;D
v3rt1g0
September 4th, 2006
6:23:22 PM CDT
(0)
Since true believers find it offensive, 5
CodeZero
September 4th, 2006
6:27:50 PM CDT
(0)
5 for being funny... -2 for making fun of jesus :(
dakpowers
September 4th, 2006
6:36:06 PM CDT
(0)
secksymofo, you are the true winner. I spat out my drink when I read your name+comment.
tibber
September 4th, 2006
6:40:56 PM CDT
(0)
4 for SRY HAD TO RELOG. +1 for WB.
Generalgm
September 4th, 2006
6:42:46 PM CDT
(0)
lol
TrustyPanda
September 4th, 2006
6:58:28 PM CDT
(0)
I couldn't stop laughing. Very good!
NateVonSocks
September 4th, 2006
7:00:53 PM CDT
(0)
our ghod iz an au'some gawd.
dakpowers
September 4th, 2006
7:06:21 PM CDT
(0)
I just want to clarify that I'm not the creator of this. The original creator went off his rocker or something and removed this hilarity. I'm merely preserving it.
darkflameX
September 4th, 2006
7:14:44 PM CDT
(0)
that was so gay...i mean litterally... thanks for keeping raptor jesus alive
Dan0989
September 4th, 2006
7:23:47 PM CDT
(0)
thank you
Dr-L337
September 4th, 2006
7:39:22 PM CDT
(0)
Needs more f*ggots humping watermelons.
YourTheCoconutMan
September 4th, 2006
7:42:38 PM CDT
(0)
thank you for saving this, what the hell happened man.. that guy needs to have his head checked
Moonshadow101
September 4th, 2006
7:48:56 PM CDT
(0)
Moons
cibopadrone
September 4th, 2006
7:49:46 PM CDT
(0)
lol watch out for the fundamentalists
Moonshadow101
September 4th, 2006
7:50:06 PM CDT
(0)
Stupid miss-comment. Anyway, Glad to see this is finally back. It's perfect beyond words. I practically died when I saw the melon-f*cking sh*t.
xycos
September 4th, 2006
8:03:25 PM CDT
(0)
thanks for bringing it back; i'll 5 it here, too
lizardman
September 4th, 2006
8:06:20 PM CDT
(0)
You know, I usually love the it's-random-and-makes-no-sense stuff, but Raptor Jesus may just be a little TOO random for my tastes
thatsniceiguess
September 4th, 2006
8:21:17 PM CDT
(0)
New 5'd and Fav'd
SpunkySkunk347
September 4th, 2006
8:23:45 PM CDT
(0)
It delivered
akillies
September 4th, 2006
8:28:35 PM CDT
(0)
i hate wow(the plauge) with all my heart, but i cant 1 a raptor, escipally one thats jesus.
LordeMork
September 4th, 2006
8:32:08 PM CDT
(0)
Very funny, could be centered better, but lmao. gj.
Father-McKenzie
September 4th, 2006
8:33:09 PM CDT
(0)
I want my cut bitch
Xioyux
September 4th, 2006
8:38:39 PM CDT
(0)
1 lol
Pacce
September 4th, 2006
8:47:44 PM CDT
(0)
I believe the only statement that can show the relief I feel at the return of my lord and savior is... You're the Man Now, Dog.
Carbine
September 4th, 2006
8:50:31 PM CDT
(0)
Nice to see this Raptor Jesus site back again. I wonder what really happened with the original site?
Aramek
September 4th, 2006
8:52:00 PM CDT
(0)
Flawless. ^_^
Phonebooth
September 4th, 2006
8:57:33 PM CDT
(0)
hurray SRJ
Skullslasher
September 4th, 2006
8:57:47 PM CDT
(0)
hmm 5 bucks the maker is athiest :P
Khashie
September 4th, 2006
9:07:47 PM CDT
(0)
ROFL
taylor109
September 4th, 2006
9:10:32 PM CDT
(0)
got your nose
galaxhood
September 4th, 2006
9:21:44 PM CDT
(0)
yay
Rahszhul
September 4th, 2006
9:33:36 PM CDT
(0)
Thanks for putting up the original. Now, if the guy who changed the image on the other one can be "fixed"...
HeatherChandler
September 4th, 2006
9:41:08 PM CDT
(0)
Weird.
BobTheJob
September 4th, 2006
9:48:02 PM CDT
(-1)
I don't get this Jesus raptor stuff
lawldotcom
September 17th, 2007
5:43:57 PM CDT
(1)
SOMEONE obviously hasn't taken LSD!
Rush99
January 11th, 2009
5:37:42 PM CST
(0)
LOL
dakpowers
September 4th, 2006
9:50:02 PM CDT
(0)
It's somewhat complicated, BobTheJob. See, first you take a picture of Jesus. Then you superimpose a raptor's head on his body. Then you make him say something really dumb. Voila! You have comedy gold.
SCModder
September 4th, 2006
9:52:00 PM CDT
(0)
I'm rofling at the dance/techno version of our god.
Juhls
September 4th, 2006
9:55:26 PM CDT
(0)
Thank you for the resurrection of Raptor Jesus. I was appalled by what happened to the original site's image.
xlizx
September 4th, 2006
9:58:42 PM CDT
(0)
You win at life.
Toilet
September 4th, 2006
10:00:44 PM CDT
(0)
huzzah
AreZee
September 4th, 2006
10:07:07 PM CDT
(0)
ziggster
September 4th, 2006
10:11:15 PM CDT
(0)
what the hell happened to the original site anyway?
dakpowers
September 4th, 2006
10:36:28 PM CDT
(0)
ziggster, I have NO clue, I was certainly taken aback when I visited it for my weekly laugh. The site was too good to just be forgotten about.
mobius16
September 4th, 2006
11:05:08 PM CDT
(0)
I think this whole fad is gay. aint rly funny.
Kassius
September 4th, 2006
11:16:10 PM CDT
(0)
raptor jesus 4 life.
pussinboots
September 4th, 2006
11:33:40 PM CDT
(0)
.....unbelievable what happend to the other site.....
MegaBUD
September 4th, 2006
11:35:27 PM CDT
(0)
God bless raptor jesus!
Jephro101
September 4th, 2006
11:43:29 PM CDT
(0)
lol
BTVagrant
September 4th, 2006
11:45:39 PM CDT
(0)
OMG Super Raptor Jesus hax!!!
JJPow3
September 4th, 2006
11:45:52 PM CDT
(0)
Not quite sure why this is so funny, but I like it.
misslavey
September 4th, 2006
11:52:55 PM CDT
(0)
slow it down a little, and center the images for a 5. please. kthx.
Winchester
September 4th, 2006
11:56:37 PM CDT
(0)
Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins.
dakpowers
September 5th, 2006
12:04:42 AM CDT
(0)
misslavey, I will do no such thing, as that wouldn't be preserving the original. This belongs in the Louvre.
soaperguy29
September 5th, 2006
12:05:16 AM CDT
(0)
LAWLLL
Edible
September 5th, 2006
12:25:50 AM CDT
(0)
Raptor is the best flavor of Jesus avalible.
Copperman
September 5th, 2006
12:32:19 AM CDT
(0)
lol
whetstone
September 5th, 2006
1:28:27 AM CDT
(0)
I remember 1ing this last time. 1 again.
ziggster
September 5th, 2006
1:28:54 AM CDT
(0)
This ytmnd is one of my fav's. too bad gustrour or whatever his named f*cked it up!
rlbond
September 5th, 2006
1:55:57 AM CDT
(0)
Thank you, this is one of the best YTMNDs ever.
Urben-Geek
September 5th, 2006
6:34:51 AM CDT
(0)
IS that suposer to be racist in some way or is it a joke i can never tell wityh these kind of ytmnds which should not be made
BYOBKenobi
September 5th, 2006
7:56:32 AM CDT
(0)
The joke is is freaken Jesus as a raptor. How much more silly can you get? Oh yeah... make a bunch of MMO and child eating/selling references. How could you not get this?
Icachowda
September 5th, 2006
8:31:22 AM CDT
(0)
i got your nose
Stenchoman
September 5th, 2006
9:29:54 AM CDT
(0)
PRAISE RAPTOR JESUS!!!
Medivh
September 5th, 2006
9:42:42 AM CDT
(0)
thanks for bringing this back, Raptor jesus fads were always hilarious and this YTMND was probably the best compilation of it.
Cold-NiTe
September 5th, 2006
9:55:57 AM CDT
(0)
Thanks for the rez.
jet082
September 5th, 2006
10:05:14 AM CDT
(0)
Can someone explain the first image with the woman trying to snap the raptor's neck? It makes no bloody sense, but it looks cool.
Reap3R101
September 5th, 2006
10:50:18 AM CDT
(0)
may be sacreligous but funny as hell
Reap3R101
September 5th, 2006
10:50:53 AM CDT
(0)
mcnichoj
September 5th, 2006
11:27:41 AM CDT
(0)
I want to see what happened to the original, but I don't wish to be scarrrrred fo life. But great job re-upping the original.
dakpowers
September 5th, 2006
11:57:31 AM CDT
(0)
jet082, I'm not really sure about that one, either. Still makes me laugh :D
Doomrock
September 5th, 2006
2:04:54 PM CDT
(0)
Thanks for the historic preservation. Offended users: Have a sense of humor. If it was supposed to be total blasphemy it could be a lot worse than this.
mosc
September 5th, 2006
4:47:56 PM CDT
(0)
I am so sick of that song
Abdiel
September 5th, 2006
4:52:02 PM CDT
(0)
allways five for raptor jesus.
HighspeedADB
September 5th, 2006
5:01:38 PM CDT
(0)
Stupidest...fad...ever...
jermyang
September 5th, 2006
6:21:11 PM CDT
(0)
i think this song is by rich mullins, i only know because i typed the lyrics into google
deusrom
September 5th, 2006
7:22:38 PM CDT
(0)
Being a ex-christian music connoisseur I know that that song is by Nitro Praise.
Frogon
September 5th, 2006
7:45:00 PM CDT
(0)
ALL HAIL THE KING OF THE RAPTORS.
David12345
September 5th, 2006
8:15:31 PM CDT
(0)
TheHawk332
September 5th, 2006
9:58:47 PM CDT
(0)
stop spreading lies: http://superraptorjesustruth.ytmnd.com/
TanisHH
September 5th, 2006
11:51:17 PM CDT
(0)
Thankee
PatrickMoore
September 6th, 2006
7:45:14 AM CDT
(0)
also melons.
GaryD
September 6th, 2006
11:01:12 AM CDT
(0)
YAY REZURECTED!!!!
Nihility
September 6th, 2006
2:12:56 PM CDT
(0)
thanks for the rez, man
Xssassin
September 7th, 2006
5:23:35 AM CDT
(0)
Rez'd, owned.
laxbum321
September 7th, 2006
8:24:08 PM CDT
(0)
thank you
SinisterCRX
September 8th, 2006
3:59:41 PM CDT
(0)
I don't even see why this is so highly voted, pretty lame actually.
Island
September 8th, 2006
4:50:24 PM CDT
(0)
auto win
dakpowers
September 9th, 2006
10:59:14 PM CDT
(0)
SinisterCRX, you seem to have a lot of experience with lame YTMNDs, having made about 20 of them yourself. I can't see why they're so highly voted.
JoePesci
September 12th, 2006
2:50:10 PM CDT
(0)
wtf? wheres teh watermelon?
Kir
September 13th, 2006
11:23:55 PM CDT
(0)
Raptor jeebus is BACK!
captainlolz
September 15th, 2006
9:56:08 AM CDT
(0)
and better than ever!
FrozenBlade77
September 15th, 2006
12:10:39 PM CDT
(0)
FrozenBlade77
September 15th, 2006
12:11:14 PM CDT
(0)
Bless Raptor Jesus! Keep him alive! Amazing job dude, keep up the good work.
PegLeggedPete
September 16th, 2006
1:20:21 PM CDT
(0)
thank you for not having two guys f*ck a melon.
ziggster
September 18th, 2006
2:39:49 AM CDT
(0)
I just came back to favorite this and thank all of you who contribue to the wonder of this site.
Gonaho
September 20th, 2006
7:31:22 AM CDT
(0)
Yes.. YES!
dxhahn
September 23rd, 2006
5:13:15 PM CDT
(0)
I f*cking love you.
smeltman
September 25th, 2006
3:50:48 PM CDT
(0)
Thanks for re-making this. It makes me sing along with the song. MEK WAY
thehyecircus
September 28th, 2006
11:59:13 PM CDT
(0)
You are my hero.
Saltylicious
October 4th, 2006
12:00:27 AM CDT
(0)
Thanks for re-making this :o
torankusu
October 7th, 2006
11:25:48 PM CDT
(0)
Wow, thanks for hosting it. I typed in sweetraptorjesus.ytmnd.com and I minimized it while waiting for it to load and when I maximized a minute later, there's two guys f*cking a melon. To make it worse, my mom was watching tv behind me and the f*cking window wouldn't close or minimize, hahaha. No one saw, though. Anyway, thanks. Raptor Jesus smiles down on you.
dan1305
October 9th, 2006
5:24:53 PM CDT
(0)
raptor jesus > real jesus
Sobernuts
October 15th, 2006
1:37:07 AM CDT
(0)
rofl. whats with the first iamge though?
Patchubis
October 17th, 2006
12:54:05 AM CDT
(0)
thank you for having the original still
torankusu
October 25th, 2006
6:26:22 PM CDT
(0)
Sobernuts: It's the conception of Raptor Jesus!
SSbrawlfan90
October 27th, 2006
10:32:06 AM CDT
(0)
^_^
MrPig
October 29th, 2006
11:53:53 AM CST
(0)
Thank you for fixing it.
juxtapose519
November 10th, 2006
4:18:09 PM CST
(0)
THANK RAPTOR JESUS!
momthinksimcool
November 16th, 2006
1:18:45 AM CST
(0)
epik
MrWise
December 28th, 2006
3:53:18 AM CST
(0)
thunder in his footsteps and lightning in his fists!
Lando-ze-Animal
December 29th, 2006
6:47:06 PM CST
(0)
ALL HAIL RAPTOR JESUS.
johnhoward135
January 16th, 2007
3:39:48 AM CST
(0)
diaf...
SnoopJeDi
February 5th, 2007
2:26:50 PM CST
(0)
HARK HE LIVES AGAIN
ireallylikemusic
February 7th, 2007
11:26:41 PM CST
(0)
raptor jesus ftw
Anonymous
February 10th, 2007
1:01:42 AM CST
(0)
You guys know that Raptor Jesus is an old 4chan meme, right? (ie not YTMND original)
An-dy
October 17th, 2007
6:33:46 PM CDT
(0)
Not a lot of memes here are original.
nocturnal
February 10th, 2007
3:51:07 AM CST
(-1)
You guys know that Raptor Jesus is an old 4chan meme, right? (ie not YTMND original)
lawldotcom
September 17th, 2007
5:42:39 PM CDT
(0)
you know we don't give a rat's nob cause it's funny
Lemeark
February 17th, 2007
1:47:06 AM CST
(0)
more melon please
crazyrabbits
April 25th, 2007
10:58:14 PM CDT
(1)
4'd for puttin' on the ritz
Jon55
May 9th, 2007
11:50:57 AM CDT
(1)
LAWLERSK8TZ!!1! IM IN UR BASE KILLIN UR MANZ
angelique
May 13th, 2007
2:06:18 AM CDT
(0)
couldnt find this for a long time
xHollywoodx
June 20th, 2007
12:10:35 AM CDT
(0)
-2 for blasphemy, +2 for being the funniest thing I've ever seen.
LAZERJESUSEATSSUN
June 27th, 2007
5:45:59 AM CDT
(1)
This makes me happy inside!
FuzzyDuck
August 16th, 2007
11:43:43 PM CDT
(0)
YES!
Valamort
September 4th, 2007
8:48:32 AM CDT
(0)
THANK YOU!!!
slip
January 1st, 2008
1:31:00 PM CST
(0)
raptor jesus is awesome
ginsutrout
March 25th, 2008
1:26:28 PM CDT
(0)
This site just ripped mine off.
modestgesture
August 23rd, 2008
11:54:21 PM CDT
(0)
What supple hands... Go lower!
Rush99
January 11th, 2009
5:44:04 PM CST
(0)
I really appreciate this. You see a while ago I told my friend I was going to show him the greatest site ever created, and it was a bit awkward when he saw that I had put a large picture of 2 guys f*cking a melon with his dad standing behind us.
lickitwellhiem
June 30th, 2009
6:34:41 PM CDT
(0)
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