Anime does Full Metal Jacket
Created on: August 30th, 2006
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Sixfortyfive 
maritan.ytmnd.com
Cute little manga characters teach English slang using lines from Full Metal Jacket. http://rapidshare.de/files/31278818/maritan.rar.html
Maritan manga
Maritan hearing CD

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Sixfortyfive
August 31st, 2006
12:01:23 AM CDT
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YTMND keeps telling me that the mp3 file is text. =/ Can't upload it.
Sixfortyfive
August 31st, 2006
12:52:43 AM CDT
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Well, 44kHz works...
concordjet
September 1st, 2006
5:42:35 PM CDT
(0)
uber win
gaijineli
September 5th, 2006
5:47:53 AM CDT
(0)
Oh. My. Freaking. God.
TyPh00n
September 14th, 2006
10:54:47 PM CDT
(0)
LAWL! LIKE I GOT A PAIR !
GreencardLove
September 17th, 2006
12:41:17 PM CDT
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f*cken lol, does she even know what the f*ck she's saying?
Oenix
September 18th, 2006
6:07:42 AM CDT
(0)
lol
secretbison
September 18th, 2006
11:28:56 AM CDT
(1)
lol, Tiffany cuff links.
danokablamo
September 18th, 2006
10:07:51 PM CDT
(0)
This YTMND FTW!!!
unitbob
September 19th, 2006
3:37:47 PM CDT
(1)
Posting on a legendary YTMND
Metah
September 22nd, 2006
3:48:00 PM CDT
(1)
I couldn't stop laughing
Kirbyoto
September 22nd, 2006
7:48:50 PM CDT
(1)
?!?!?
extremejon
September 23rd, 2006
10:44:27 AM CDT
(1)
What the..?
qyll
September 23rd, 2006
1:40:19 PM CDT
(1)
i lol'ed when she said n*gger
Ducky2002
September 25th, 2006
1:28:46 AM CDT
(1)
My sides hurt from laughing so much.
Yumil
September 25th, 2006
6:25:31 AM CDT
(1)
This wins the internets
maplejet
September 25th, 2006
1:48:27 PM CDT
(1)
Looks like Japan has their own pink-haired girl to corrupt people's minds in that nation. Most Americans and Europeans here, have their own pink-haried girl to corrupt their minds. Thankfully not mine.
zevets
September 25th, 2006
6:29:01 PM CDT
(1)
FMJ + Anime Voice Overs = win
Roly
September 26th, 2006
7:19:05 AM CDT
(0)
XFD
draco-nite
September 26th, 2006
11:07:37 AM CDT
(0)
w0t
funnybutsassy201
September 26th, 2006
12:26:04 PM CDT
(1)
Goddamnit, Japan makes everything better...
Eternes
September 26th, 2006
7:10:48 PM CDT
(1)
LOL Is this a real thing they make?
EternalDarkWing
September 28th, 2006
3:41:40 PM CDT
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F*ck anime.
VOTECODER5
September 28th, 2006
10:08:15 PM CDT
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I Loved your sitehttp://maritan.ytmnd.com5'ed
Kamaitachi
September 29th, 2006
10:19:34 PM CDT
(2)
"I do not look down on n*gg*rs, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless." Epic!
Prede
September 30th, 2006
10:58:32 PM CDT
(0)
YAHHHH!!!THIS IS GREAT you own!!!..."I bet you could sucka golf ball through a graden hose!"LOL
Prede
September 13th, 2007
5:14:18 PM CDT
(0)
garden hose*
menneb
October 1st, 2006
1:27:34 AM CDT
(1)
ummm, well*swallows* what the f*ck was that!
geegee
October 2nd, 2006
9:52:43 PM CDT
(0)
that was one of the most amazing things I have ever heard
Motu
October 4th, 2006
3:52:46 PM CDT
(0)
WTF that rocked
Warkid1993
October 4th, 2006
6:48:03 PM CDT
(0)
LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
TsukasaElkKite
October 8th, 2006
5:38:49 PM CDT
(0)
FULL OF WIN
leileilol
October 9th, 2006
7:07:54 PM CDT
(-1)
ROFL, the "do you suck dicks" part. it's anime though so 1.
gaijineli
October 10th, 2006
9:41:13 AM CDT
(2)
This is not an anime. There was no animation involved, nor were there moving pictures. This is a CD and book combination. Therefore, it's as legal as a headlock, even by YTMND's standards. Besides, it is humorous, and as such it fits under guidelines. People who downvote this without bothering to appreciate it are ridiculous. This site is a thing of beauty. And insanity.
Sixfortyfive
October 11th, 2006
4:48:31 PM CDT
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I know it's not anime, but I don't care about semantics.
blueslipstream
October 14th, 2006
5:50:59 PM CDT
(0)
So cute, and so awesome. Cinq!
BlackWolf4830
October 17th, 2006
5:38:23 PM CDT
(0)
ZOMG 1 BCUZ IT'S ANIME LOL
vertigo
October 18th, 2006
6:34:01 PM CDT
(0)
Holy Jesus...what is that?! WHAT the F*CK is that?!
lawlatyou
October 19th, 2006
3:27:42 PM CDT
(0)
This is my rifle this is my gun, this is my five vote rofls and fun!
Kazume
October 23rd, 2006
12:10:13 AM CDT
(0)
awesome, i was wondering when a longer version would come up, 5 for you!
Pvic
October 26th, 2006
9:53:23 PM CDT
(0)
go f*ck yourself... i cummed all over the keyboard... its all your fault
suppishusher
October 29th, 2006
4:25:19 AM CST
(0)
hahaha i like how the asians curses so funny
zippyjon
October 31st, 2006
12:01:36 AM CST
(0)
Well, it hardly makes sense if they're all female... but what the hell, those Japanese are FUBAR anyway, take your 5 good sir...
Schoulayer
November 11th, 2006
5:25:30 AM CST
(0)
Beautiful....
Pvic
November 20th, 2006
5:36:02 PM CST
(0)
lulz fest!
Ferinas
November 23rd, 2006
12:31:48 AM CST
(0)
holy sh*t man! WIN WIN!
WalmartPwns
December 1st, 2006
4:06:23 PM CST
(0)
WOWZERZ
TsukasaElkKite
December 2nd, 2006
5:31:28 PM CST
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you win the Interweb, Interweb, Interweb! You win the Interweb, ROFLCOPTER YAY!
siccoyote
December 2nd, 2006
6:42:48 PM CST
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MonsterOfTheLake
December 3rd, 2006
4:53:11 PM CST
(0)
THIS IS SO AWESOME
Chokezilla
December 12th, 2006
10:58:05 PM CST
(0)
OMFG LAMO UNTIL SLEEPY TIME
Joe89
December 12th, 2006
11:18:54 PM CST
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f*ggotry
barry-orichinal
December 16th, 2006
1:07:29 PM CST
(0)
I F*CKING LOL'D.
Himself6196
December 17th, 2006
2:23:14 PM CST
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Siegmund
December 21st, 2006
3:52:32 PM CST
(0)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Stonen
December 28th, 2006
9:40:54 PM CST
(0)
lol
Walter43210
December 29th, 2006
4:01:58 AM CST
(0)
...................................... Guh'faw......................
Shizor
December 29th, 2006
12:49:59 PM CST
(0)
Oh my sweet Jesus. Best YTMND ever? I think so.
The-Eliminator
January 2nd, 2007
5:05:18 PM CST
(0)
Some anime is ok but God DAMN I hate that f*cking language.
OHMYGAH
September 2nd, 2007
8:41:52 PM CDT
(0)
Shut up, Japanese is a much better language, it's cooler!
Argenin
January 4th, 2007
7:34:56 PM CST
(1)
Full Metal Jacket is awsome!!! :D How did you make them say that???
Argenin
January 4th, 2007
7:35:56 PM CST
(0)
^^^^ Nevermind I just saw how you did it.
Flopsy
January 5th, 2007
12:25:40 AM CST
(0)
JESUS
Blizz
January 5th, 2007
2:19:24 AM CST
(0)
5'd for awsomeness
Stareon
January 15th, 2007
3:41:27 PM CST
(0)
I laughed myself to tears. You win the Internets, sir.
the8ball
January 18th, 2007
10:31:09 PM CST
(1)
Who knew Full Metal Jack lines could sound so cute?
rogersmith
January 22nd, 2007
2:15:07 AM CST
(1)
Work like this deserves nothing less then a give.
Darxio
January 23rd, 2007
1:04:38 AM CST
(0)
Wow... this is amazing.
ubermann
January 27th, 2007
6:43:31 AM CST
(0)
i feel equally worthless
NekomimiNinja
February 3rd, 2007
5:13:40 AM CST
(0)
win.
TheBumbino
February 7th, 2007
2:08:49 PM CST
(0)
THATS SO FUNNY
captain-irascible
February 16th, 2007
8:09:58 PM CST
(0)
I'm confused as sh*t as to why it was done.. but I am laughing my *ss off in the confusion.
OzzieAlThor
February 20th, 2007
7:40:24 PM CST
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I am still wiping away the tears... lmao
cowofdoom78963
February 25th, 2007
1:43:59 PM CST
(0)
wtf was that?
kingnecros
February 26th, 2007
10:41:39 PM CST
(0)
Jesus. Titty. F*cking. Christ.
Yarred
March 6th, 2007
7:16:14 AM CST
(1)
I like you. Come over to my house and f*ck my syster.
ReloadPsi
March 6th, 2007
6:31:03 PM CST
(1)
F*cking hell... this is unbelieveable!
WingusDingus
March 8th, 2007
11:44:30 AM CST
(-1)
I just didn't find this funny
miss-vasa
March 11th, 2007
1:42:47 PM CDT
(0)
that was totally wicked XD
Hatikvah
March 12th, 2007
12:57:57 PM CDT
(1)
high-pitched Japanese voice saying "doggy-style Mary"... I weep that I will never hear anything funnier
DaemonDraxx
March 13th, 2007
5:47:40 PM CDT
(0)
Your Internets win again. o_O
DwainH
March 24th, 2007
11:27:26 PM CDT
(0)
DROP YOUR C*CKS AND GRAB YOUR PANT!! This is my rifle this is my gun, this is my five vote rofls and fun!
xbx1120
March 25th, 2007
8:07:06 PM CDT
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lmfao weird *ss japs
PD711
March 29th, 2007
12:18:36 AM CDT
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Only two things come out of texas... glorious.
Shieftain
March 29th, 2007
11:18:40 AM CDT
(0)
Wow......
geoguy91
April 5th, 2007
1:43:34 PM CDT
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you (they) ruined this, and you're killing ytmnd by giving it credence.
geoguy91
April 5th, 2007
1:44:08 PM CDT
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by "ruined this" i mean the movie.
marty4286
April 5th, 2007
7:25:46 PM CDT
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painful to listen to
steakman
May 2nd, 2007
7:57:13 PM CDT
(0)
rofl what the F*CK.
CaptainRescue
June 10th, 2007
1:41:05 PM CDT
(0)
Japs are stupid
jbchary
June 10th, 2007
7:42:17 PM CDT
(0)
YES YES YES YES!!!
a-rabbi
June 10th, 2007
9:51:52 PM CDT
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a rabbi says that this hurts worse than being at vietnam itself.
Hepathos
July 27th, 2007
9:35:33 PM CDT
(0)
This was cute and funny as f*cking hell
Rinkul
August 23rd, 2007
4:05:27 PM CDT
(0)
oh lawd this wins so much interbutt
ICumBlood
August 27th, 2007
3:05:07 PM CDT
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its anime NO!
thrashchild
January 11th, 2008
8:38:52 PM CST
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teh gehzor
giggity-giggity
March 13th, 2008
2:53:54 PM CDT
(0)
HA HA! OH WOW!
TheManWithNoFace
March 15th, 2008
9:02:39 PM CDT
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
SergeantLuke
September 9th, 2011
10:30:08 PM CDT
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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
Prede
April 5th, 2008
7:18:03 PM CDT
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what is this from? Is it from a certain anime? If not what is the name of what it's from called?
BPMOmega
October 17th, 2009
11:34:56 PM CDT
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You Goddamn slimy pushy! Let me make share you have a pear!
joe579003
October 4th, 2010
11:49:41 PM CDT
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I thought anime was one of the few things forbidden on this site, right along child porn.