Han shot scientology first! (TILED)
Created on: August 25th, 2006
Han shot scientology first! (TILED)
Hope I don't get sued! Poor Greedo....

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August 25th, 2006
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yes good job
August 25th, 2006
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the hokey religion makes it ever better. 5'ed
August 26th, 2006
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You forgot Pluto.
August 26th, 2006
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Oh my freaking god that was awsome. I'd 10 this if I could.
August 26th, 2006
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Han shot first, also 108 views for the win! 4 8 15 16 23 42
August 26th, 2006
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Yes, scientology fits perfectly into that premise. Why not have the death star blow up L-Ron's head? That would probably get top-rated.
August 26th, 2006
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Maybe if you watched it, you'd get it, regal.
August 26th, 2006
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Well, someone tell me what I missed then? Where is the joke? I'm seriously asking.
August 26th, 2006
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"Hokey Religions" are no match for a good blaster at your side. HOKEY RELIGIONS. Key words.
August 26th, 2006
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He held up a book about Scientology (A hokey religion). geesh
August 26th, 2006
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it made me lol out loud
August 26th, 2006
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Dear evilregal, The joke is that a character in Star Wars, who is very greedy and known as Greedo, is trying to track down and kill Han Solo. Scientology is all about money. We know that. So the joke is that an greedy bounty hunter is trying to recruit people in to his, as Han calls it, "Hokey religion." If it makes it funnier, pretend the alien is Xenu...
August 26th, 2006
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XENU IS GIVING HIM F*CKIN SCIENTOLOGY BOOK LETS SHOOT EM RUFFLES
August 26th, 2006
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i have a greedo action figure
August 26th, 2006
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Thanks for the explanation. I guess you have to be a pretty big star wars nerd to get the joke then.
August 26th, 2006
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or ur just f*cking stupid... you dont have to see star wars once to get it
August 26th, 2006
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I had a greedo action figure when I was little, but I've since lost it. Also, putting "hokey religion" and a book about scientology together for a joke really isn't that hard to do.
August 26th, 2006
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I wouldn't say I'm a massive Star Wars nerd... maybe a mid-size one...
August 26th, 2006
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BRAVO! And remember, like Lex and Vader it's WRONG and NO, to downvote a site about L.Ron, yo.
August 26th, 2006
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The nothians do not approve.
August 26th, 2006
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NICE!
August 26th, 2006
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hehe
August 26th, 2006
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If you destroy the satellite, we can go straight for Venom.
August 26th, 2006
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Eh... f*ggoy short film
August 26th, 2006
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1 b4 load
August 26th, 2006
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WTF? I had this exact same idea! Whose been hacking my computer?
August 26th, 2006
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5'd ending made it an instant classic.
August 26th, 2006
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centered images look terrible when you use text. tile it or get rid of the 'xenu' text for 5.
August 26th, 2006
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lol, pwn
August 26th, 2006
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I stopped time after 9 seconds, bitch.
August 26th, 2006
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classic
August 26th, 2006
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MY POKEMANS LET ME SHOW YOU THEM
August 26th, 2006
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owned
August 26th, 2006
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use image text
August 26th, 2006
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Lol nice work. IMHO i think you should have put the book in replace of Greedo's blaster in every frame, but hey what do i know?
August 26th, 2006
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a superb edit
August 26th, 2006
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Greedo shot first!!!!
August 26th, 2006
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WRONG, Greedo shot first but Han actually landed his shot. Title it "Xenu shot first" and I'll five
August 26th, 2006
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You do know about the whole Han shot first thing right. It was changed in Star Wars: A New Hope in the 90s. HAN SHOOTS FIRST AGAIN ON THE NEW DVDs!!
August 26th, 2006
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Balance in all ratings; balance in all things.
August 26th, 2006
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LOLLEN!
August 26th, 2006
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Clever.
August 26th, 2006
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Actually it is closer to a tie on my DVD...still have the old laserdisks though.
August 26th, 2006
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f*cking spic
August 26th, 2006
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true
August 26th, 2006
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hahah
August 26th, 2006
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Yeah take that scientology ytmnd 4eva rite guys rite?>!?!
August 26th, 2006
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LOL DAbEST DElEted aLl hiS sh*tTy FaILs!!!!111111 ROFLCOPTERS http://Dabestlikesmyass.ytmnd.com
August 26th, 2006
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Lol.
August 26th, 2006
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well done sir
August 26th, 2006
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killing xenu is bad... f*ck lucas change greedo to hubbard or travolta. or better yet change the book to star wars special edition and greedo to lucas.
August 26th, 2006
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Though the gif is REALLY dark, still quality.
August 26th, 2006
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Jabba wa da lol'd, haha Solo san.
August 26th, 2006
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Han has the right method to handling these Scientology whackos.
August 26th, 2006
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GIANT ENEMY CRAB ATTACKS! WHAT DO YOU DO?????? A.)ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT (FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE) B.)RUN AWAY C.)ATTACK ITS STRONG POINT D.)RIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER!
August 26th, 2006
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I will! I'll sue you in England!
August 27th, 2006
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Greedo shot first
August 27th, 2006
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DAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHA!!! .....quite good.
August 27th, 2006
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hehe, scientology pwnd! :)
August 29th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
September 2nd, 2006
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I think its a Rodian not xenu, G.
September 23rd, 2006
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lol, awesomeness.