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I'll get a translation up ASAP.

The scientology church of montreal offers you, for a limited time, a chance to test your personality and intellectual quotient. Discover how your personality and your inteligence determins your future. No obligations. The rest is just an address and working hours.

The graph itself hows diffrent emotions on the top and bottom. The light grey area represents acceptable and the dark grey represents attention may be required. Under the line means attention IS required.

Actualy the writing on top and bottom of the graph represent phyiscal states more than emotions. They're pretty easily translated into english without effort.

Either it's a bug on my computer, or that the letter is written in horribly mispelled English, I can't seem to be able to make out a single word!

the flyer is offering free IQ tests courtesy of the Church of Scientology.

it's offering you a personality test, one that can determine your future! watch out, it's limited time only!

5 for being a fellow Montrealer

It's in French. By the way you can take that test on their web site. The result will be "you're depressed". Try it: http://www.scientology.org/oca.htm

If I understood the graph, if your score of your personnality test is below the line, then you need attention. Probably something like that...

I was going to 5 it as I thought the joke was that it was in French, and you were posing it as some secret alien language. But now that it's not, it's a 3.

OH SHI-

it's infoming you of the existence of the montreal church of scientology and giving like 2 reasons why you should go visit.

I took one of those tests. No matter how you answer, they always diagnose you as emotionally unhealty.

>__>

Should get the Futurama clip where the professor showing off his translation device and he says "All it does it translate into some dead archaic language. Observe! Hello" "Bonjour"

"Either it's a bug on my computer, or that the letter is written in horribly mispelled English, I can't seem to be able to make out a single word!" Man you're a f*cking retard.

Don't speak french.

"Unless the movie Canadian Bacon has lied to me, aren't they required to print everything in both languages? Report them! This could be what takes scientology down, like Al Capone and taxes." No. If something is originaly printed in English it must be printed in French but not vice versa. Don't get me started on language laws in Quebec.

" I was going to 5 it as I thought the joke was that it was in French, and you were posing it as some secret alien language. But now that it's not, it's a 3." Ahh but thats where the magic of my YTMND comes in. It works in 2 ways. ^^