Play the race card! (Yet another update)
Created on: August 14th, 2006
Play the race card! (Yet another update)

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pussinboots
August 14th, 2006
6:01:01 PM CDT
(0)
i c wut u did thur
rubberspoon
August 14th, 2006
6:04:51 PM CDT
(0)
the sound is sped up super mario...i'm too lazy to find a ligitmate source
mcnichoj
August 14th, 2006
6:05:16 PM CDT
(0)
What? |:
Fleeflicker
August 14th, 2006
6:06:10 PM CDT
(0)
they also run fast in races.
SevenSins
August 14th, 2006
6:11:33 PM CDT
(0)
Eh...Race, as in Racism? see, those of different races(or, colors) would play a metaphorical 'race card,' which plays on the guilt of people("My people were slaves! And now, after all these years of opression, all because of the color of ma skin..."), in an effort to win an argument.
Vegus
August 14th, 2006
6:14:05 PM CDT
(0)
Excellent Comrade TheeMikestar, the Party is pleased.
Ambientranced
August 14th, 2006
6:14:49 PM CDT
(0)
actual card text isn't italicized, only flavor text is
TheeMikester
August 14th, 2006
6:16:45 PM CDT
(0)
K0mputer, you are t3h dum
Herbie
August 14th, 2006
6:18:48 PM CDT
(0)
Phase one of Operating Glue-Gun complete. Good job, soldier.
kuntakinte
August 14th, 2006
6:19:43 PM CDT
(0)
extremely overused music, you could have put more effort into this
ultimacanti
August 14th, 2006
6:22:31 PM CDT
(0)
I summon Exodia and blast away all your life points!!
laserx
August 14th, 2006
6:23:41 PM CDT
(0)
you didnt even source the most overused and annoying music on YTMND. GG
zenigata1
August 14th, 2006
6:24:26 PM CDT
(0)
+4 because it's true
Refractor
August 14th, 2006
6:31:20 PM CDT
(0)
lol
TheeMikester
August 14th, 2006
6:36:06 PM CDT
(0)
I'm gonna change the music, K?
Reaudribion
August 14th, 2006
6:40:39 PM CDT
(0)
i c wut u did thur
TheeMikester
August 14th, 2006
6:44:05 PM CDT
(0)
Damn, I can't find anything good enough. Well, I'll just credit then.
Manicore
August 15th, 2006
12:00:52 AM CDT
(0)
The race card is what politicians use when theyre losing an argument to make the other guys look racist and ignorant.
Cheesellama
August 15th, 2006
12:02:13 AM CDT
(0)
5 for n*gg*rs. And k0mputer, f*ck you, everyone downvote his sites because he dv's great sites such as this and nedestruction.ytmnd.com
level2boss
August 15th, 2006
12:02:56 AM CDT
(0)
HOW DO I PLAY?
mik3m
August 15th, 2006
12:03:03 AM CDT
(0)
mikes owns.
DerCreep
August 15th, 2006
12:04:25 AM CDT
(0)
88.
LazyTownNazi
August 15th, 2006
12:04:37 AM CDT
(0)
5 becuase its so true
ianmorris
August 15th, 2006
12:04:47 AM CDT
(0)
f'ing lol
LazyTownNazi
August 15th, 2006
12:05:15 AM CDT
(0)
14
Klak
August 15th, 2006
12:16:28 AM CDT
(0)
only the bottom text is italisized
InsomniacByChoice
August 15th, 2006
12:21:01 AM CDT
(0)
I JUST LOST THE GAME
Onel
August 15th, 2006
12:25:06 AM CDT
(0)
I'm only 5ing this because I can relate.
BTape
August 15th, 2006
12:35:59 AM CDT
(0)
If you're going to do this site, at least try a bit. Here, I made this for you, feel free to use it: http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/9099/racecardhd8.png
BTape
August 15th, 2006
12:45:35 AM CDT
(0)
Actually, scratch that. I'll pm you the new link.
jakeman
August 15th, 2006
12:46:17 AM CDT
(0)
lol, so true. "RACISM, YOUR ARGUEMENT IS NULL AND VOID!"
lashiens
August 15th, 2006
12:49:03 AM CDT
(0)
Not funny.
AntwanDavis
August 15th, 2006
12:49:18 AM CDT
(0)
How about we play the "white crybaby" card?
DrunkenMoose
August 15th, 2006
12:54:03 AM CDT
(0)
I love how Cynthia McKinney tried playing the race card when she lost her election... to another African-American. I believe that there are MANY situations where racism is prevalent in society today. However, there are unfortunately race baiters who, unfortunately, dilute the notion of racism to the point where we have become numb. As a result, people who are the victims of geniune racism are lost in the mix.
Dongslam
August 15th, 2006
1:06:14 AM CDT
(0)
or when Cynthia McKinney smacked a cop and got away with it..
DeathCoil
August 15th, 2006
1:16:09 AM CDT
(0)
The roflcopter has landed
gopackgo
August 15th, 2006
1:21:17 AM CDT
(0)
jessie jackson has 4 copies in his deck
jonnybot
August 15th, 2006
1:22:16 AM CDT
(0)
You win at life.
ashdead
August 15th, 2006
1:40:13 AM CDT
(0)
Need music more like the one I used in this old site of mine....http://hfgsdbdij.ytmnd.com/...or...http://ashdead2.ytmnd.com/
Starfucker
August 15th, 2006
1:46:52 AM CDT
(0)
Times like this I wish I was black so I could complain, but sadly, I am white =/
sexymofo
August 15th, 2006
1:49:41 AM CDT
(0)
you fail, please try again ^_^
ProfGlitch
August 15th, 2006
2:07:28 AM CDT
(0)
1 for an absolutely abysmal MTG photoshop
gopackgo
August 15th, 2006
2:17:48 AM CDT
(0)
a thought occured. why not put jessie jackson's picture on it instead
Popsman
August 15th, 2006
2:26:29 AM CDT
(0)
Magic isn't funny anymore. It's just too nerdy.
smoothmedia
August 15th, 2006
2:36:20 AM CDT
(0)
The picture on the card should be of Cynthia Mckinney
sAge
August 15th, 2006
2:37:02 AM CDT
(0)
n*gg*z.
smoothmedia
August 15th, 2006
2:41:19 AM CDT
(0)
"When THE RACE CARD comes into play, destroy all arguments. No argument may be played as long as THE RACE CARD is in play. For each argument destroyed, put a token into play. Treat this token as a 1/1 black creature.
Torchy
August 15th, 2006
2:42:39 AM CDT
(-1)
HE SAID NlGGER
Koragnar
August 15th, 2006
2:44:43 AM CDT
(0)
magic is good, this is not
Gunka
August 15th, 2006
2:54:09 AM CDT
(0)
lmao
Dancing-is-Forbidden
August 15th, 2006
2:56:48 AM CDT
(0)
Black man approved.
shiftyeyedgoat
August 15th, 2006
3:10:44 AM CDT
(0)
LOLZ UPPITY BLACK PPL FTL!!!@&#R@#**#$@@!
WhitePhoenix
August 15th, 2006
3:11:05 AM CDT
(0)
Instead of it being removed from the game, have it be returned to player's hand until the next time that player's arguments lose.
WhitePhoenix
August 15th, 2006
3:11:58 AM CDT
(0)
And listen to SmoothMedia, his suggestions ROCK! LOL!
impactaway
August 15th, 2006
3:20:33 AM CDT
(0)
-1 bc the race card shoould be black.
YellowCyclone
August 15th, 2006
3:33:46 AM CDT
(0)
i lold'
LunarOcean
August 15th, 2006
3:45:35 AM CDT
(0)
5'd only cause I'm sick of the race card being played in reality far more than it should be. There's quite a bit of reverse discrimination going on as a result.
Akadjjoel
August 15th, 2006
4:25:42 AM CDT
(0)
tighten up the grapfx, k tnx
idownvotethieves
August 15th, 2006
4:28:16 AM CDT
(0)
decent idea ruined by horrible sound choice. it's just awful.
ArmoredEclipse
August 15th, 2006
6:07:22 AM CDT
(-1)
Anyone who plays the race card should book passage back to Africa. The beauty of a free land is that you're welcome to leave it if you dont like something.
ArmoredEclipse
August 15th, 2006
6:08:15 AM CDT
(0)
May I suggest the "I'm black y'all" music for this?
Beazlebabe
August 15th, 2006
6:09:10 AM CDT
(0)
Hilarious, but you're using the card template for 7th Edition and under. Another nit-pick: BLUE! Augh! Blue = WEENIE COLOUR.
BaftA
August 15th, 2006
6:17:33 AM CDT
(0)
I can count to potato
Tyler2k
August 15th, 2006
6:50:18 AM CDT
(0)
Oh man, I can't believe I'm the only one to catch this since we are going there..."3 colorless and 2 water? You know they can't win in water!"
Feuerfrei
August 15th, 2006
7:09:06 AM CDT
(0)
needs to be al sharpton, he always plays that card
satanchrist
August 15th, 2006
7:30:46 AM CDT
(0)
no n*gg*r
Lunzo
August 15th, 2006
7:48:27 AM CDT
(0)
It shouldn't be a blue spell - it should be a black or white.
VXG
August 15th, 2006
7:49:11 AM CDT
(0)
Not only (obviously) does that card not exist, but it's just not funny. Make better ones using the editor plz, k thnxbai. =lol@Tyler2k=
iammagicmike
August 15th, 2006
8:10:19 AM CDT
(0)
nice lol
AndStuff57
August 15th, 2006
8:11:08 AM CDT
(0)
bah-roken
BaneKeldare
August 15th, 2006
8:15:38 AM CDT
(0)
5 for funny, but -1 because it'd be funnier if the card was black too.
mighty1
August 15th, 2006
8:33:36 AM CDT
(0)
Yeap.
dialdfordesi
August 15th, 2006
9:21:02 AM CDT
(0)
So true
Pellets
August 15th, 2006
9:37:58 AM CDT
(0)
YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY RACE CARD, A COSTLY MISTAKE!
Insidious
August 15th, 2006
9:49:29 AM CDT
(0)
What are you... racist?!
The-Ice-Cream-Man
August 15th, 2006
9:49:46 AM CDT
(0)
Wow! An all flavor text enchantment!
NinjaGeek
August 15th, 2006
10:02:20 AM CDT
(0)
4 for not using black mana
gaijineli
August 15th, 2006
10:04:27 AM CDT
(0)
This ytmnd needs to be mana leaked. Or hindered. Or countermanded.
MFB26
August 15th, 2006
10:13:08 AM CDT
(0)
Are you serious
ElOel
August 15th, 2006
10:35:09 AM CDT
(0)
Yay race card!
YelseW
August 15th, 2006
10:45:10 AM CDT
(0)
BWWWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA YOU WIN THE INTERNETS!!! 5*, but may I suggest better music?
CaptainRescue
August 15th, 2006
10:49:01 AM CDT
(0)
Haha, good plan!
The-Ice-Cream-Man
August 15th, 2006
10:50:39 AM CDT
(0)
Disenchant'd!
imwa1529
August 15th, 2006
10:58:39 AM CDT
(0)
Race card should have darkness power, not water.
rdldr1
August 15th, 2006
11:04:54 AM CDT
(0)
i play the race card all the time!
Mson
August 15th, 2006
11:10:01 AM CDT
(0)
it needs to be a black (dark?) type card
jakeman
August 15th, 2006
11:17:55 AM CDT
(0)
"How about we play the "white crybaby" card?" lol. such a moron. you think this isn't true? pay attention to the news.
Zeketheo
August 15th, 2006
11:20:36 AM CDT
(0)
Yep.
Luijahfest
August 15th, 2006
11:24:55 AM CDT
(0)
The idea was good at least
TheeMikester
August 15th, 2006
11:25:09 AM CDT
(0)
Whoa, top 15? Awesome. I will add in that new card, thanks BTape.
Prosallus
August 15th, 2006
11:29:17 AM CDT
(0)
hah love it
Celark
August 15th, 2006
11:30:27 AM CDT
(0)
HAHAAAH GENIUS
hhhh64
August 15th, 2006
11:33:04 AM CDT
(0)
ROFLS
atomicfusion
August 15th, 2006
11:34:03 AM CDT
(0)
I wish I was black so I could have race cards.
jayman488
August 15th, 2006
11:40:09 AM CDT
(0)
5d for k0mputer
X-Plus
August 15th, 2006
11:46:34 AM CDT
(0)
Lol MTG.
shmishyshlish
August 15th, 2006
11:47:17 AM CDT
(0)
uh...
PVDH
August 15th, 2006
11:52:40 AM CDT
(0)
So true
LazyTownNazi
August 15th, 2006
11:54:40 AM CDT
(0)
its hilarious, but I agree with alot of people here that the music needs to change.
Phlash
August 15th, 2006
11:56:10 AM CDT
(0)
ahahahahaahahahahahhahaha. wow i feel like a nerd for understanding that :(
Lawrence2
August 15th, 2006
11:59:24 AM CDT
(0)
CoastersNSich
August 15th, 2006
12:07:24 PM CDT
(0)
Play the Race Card! PLAY IT!!! -Homer S.
TheeMikester
August 15th, 2006
12:12:07 PM CDT
(0)
Well I changed the music. I should see a lot more 5s.
ace227
August 15th, 2006
12:45:38 PM CDT
(0)
It should say, "destroy all other arguments."
Hutz
August 15th, 2006
1:01:38 PM CDT
(0)
MTG FTL
settes
August 15th, 2006
1:13:19 PM CDT
(0)
You're a racist
mrupvoter
August 15th, 2006
1:14:45 PM CDT
(0)
5 for btape
zenigata1
August 15th, 2006
1:25:43 PM CDT
(0)
That music is much better
wormguy
August 15th, 2006
1:32:25 PM CDT
(0)
5 for sheer awesome.
zuljinforthewin
August 15th, 2006
1:34:34 PM CDT
(0)
Way to make an unfunny YTMND. People should follow your example, No.. wait, they do it anyway.
Bupo
August 15th, 2006
1:45:04 PM CDT
(0)
the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
lumiss
August 15th, 2006
1:55:29 PM CDT
(0)
4 only bc its a non-funny thruth
DelBeano
August 15th, 2006
2:02:49 PM CDT
(0)
I'd have to say AntwanDavis is black.
Sunspray
August 15th, 2006
2:21:56 PM CDT
(0)
Lol, I finally got the "remove from play" part. I'm a bit slow on these things...
geoguy91
August 15th, 2006
2:30:43 PM CDT
(0)
WIN
IdNemesis
August 15th, 2006
2:31:42 PM CDT
(0)
Music should be the "I'M BLACK YA'LL!. I'M BLACK YA'LL. I'M BLACKITY BLACK AND I'M BLACK YA'LL!!!!"
FourthDeus
August 15th, 2006
2:33:56 PM CDT
(0)
lol, white people hate black people?
TacticalPanda
August 15th, 2006
2:34:59 PM CDT
(0)
f*ck n*gg*s. N*gg*s are different from black people. blacks are cool. n*gg*s aint.
NotrsNik
August 15th, 2006
2:40:21 PM CDT
(0)
Love it!!! ★★★★★ YES!
EvilCartman
August 15th, 2006
2:40:41 PM CDT
(0)
Must find song. Must find song.
TheeMikester
August 15th, 2006
2:41:49 PM CDT
(0)
Edited yet again. Aww f*ck I need to change the sound source.
TTTooommm
August 15th, 2006
2:42:30 PM CDT
(0)
Magic: The Gathering = YOU'RE A NERD AND GAY! 1'd
UnmemorableHero
August 15th, 2006
2:52:47 PM CDT
(0)
HAHA!!! I love CB4! Fantastic!!!
Dreadling
August 15th, 2006
3:22:37 PM CDT
(0)
Black is my f*cking COLOR... play this card with 'Karma.' :)
Teboodatah
August 15th, 2006
3:34:30 PM CDT
(0)
So true
ImKndofaBigDeal
August 15th, 2006
3:52:31 PM CDT
(0)
it should be an "argument" instead of an enchantment - it's destroying all arguments in play...
EmuHerder
August 15th, 2006
4:02:37 PM CDT
(0)
Haha, that's pretty good.
rwolfe
August 15th, 2006
4:03:04 PM CDT
(0)
http://bews.ytmnd.com/
vamp777
August 15th, 2006
4:10:50 PM CDT
(0)
LOL Cynthia McKinney
merrydancingpeasants
August 15th, 2006
4:15:05 PM CDT
(0)
its sad that i find this funny
Peeinmybutt
August 15th, 2006
4:17:34 PM CDT
(0)
"it should be an "argument" instead of an enchantment - it's destroying all arguments in play..." Yeah, but it isn't a real arguement. Politicians just use it, and the general public lets them because there ignorant. O and 5. made me lol.
superunkown55
August 15th, 2006
4:18:30 PM CDT
(0)
waowowaow
zkilla
August 15th, 2006
4:23:27 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for truth
Minae
August 15th, 2006
4:35:19 PM CDT
(0)
ohhh how i love this song
EmperorOlrox
August 15th, 2006
4:35:56 PM CDT
(0)
5 cause its unfortunately true
Gunthar
August 15th, 2006
4:53:49 PM CDT
(0)
omfg awesome.
cmurdock
August 15th, 2006
5:00:12 PM CDT
(0)
hells yeah
inakedsnakei
August 15th, 2006
5:04:59 PM CDT
(0)
cool
miranelpepino
August 15th, 2006
5:23:46 PM CDT
(0)
You should just do different cards wtih different music. The songs you have been using are good.
angelkurisu
August 15th, 2006
5:48:50 PM CDT
(0)
laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame
setsunai
August 15th, 2006
5:52:25 PM CDT
(0)
4. The sad thing is I understood why you made it a blue card.
strangurdangurr
August 15th, 2006
6:39:49 PM CDT
(0)
oh so true
Ziv
August 15th, 2006
6:53:42 PM CDT
(0)
5d for making it a black card
thefabmeister
August 15th, 2006
7:03:00 PM CDT
(0)
mwuhahahaha unfortunatly I have the one card that can counter it: the mighty RACIAL INTOLLERANCE card! Bow to my awesomeness!
the8ball
August 15th, 2006
7:12:14 PM CDT
(0)
This deserves 10 stars
norvan
August 15th, 2006
7:12:26 PM CDT
(0)
pff... lets see it beat my lvl 60 common sense.
B0b0TH3H0b0
August 15th, 2006
7:19:39 PM CDT
(0)
hawt sh*t
myparanoia
August 15th, 2006
7:22:18 PM CDT
(0)
Johnny C*ckran...MJs lawyer, OJs lawyer and attorney GOD
Bill--Bisco
August 15th, 2006
7:24:38 PM CDT
(0)
There is actually some truth to what you're saying.
innocentbystander
August 15th, 2006
7:26:12 PM CDT
(0)
YES!
tetrisdork
August 15th, 2006
7:35:54 PM CDT
(0)
5 because of CB4. God, I need to find that movie
Moonkin
August 15th, 2006
7:45:27 PM CDT
(0)
So f*cking true
Cacti
August 15th, 2006
7:48:06 PM CDT
(0)
In the immortal words of Mr. Horse from Ren & Stimpy, "No, sir, I didn't like it".
JacobMarley
August 15th, 2006
7:52:25 PM CDT
(0)
Ho~ly crap lol (my least intellible comment, but *eh* :p)
Mycoplasma
August 15th, 2006
7:59:53 PM CDT
(0)
sad yet true.
JacobMarley
August 15th, 2006
8:00:02 PM CDT
(0)
(will my stars count this time?)
Virty
August 15th, 2006
8:09:52 PM CDT
(0)
Nice, very nice.
Sweetards
August 15th, 2006
8:11:24 PM CDT
(0)
I think the black race card should cost cheaper. They play it so often that it must be pretty easy to play. And I guess you might have some inside joke as cheap blacks or something, but that's usually reserved for the jews.
CaptainADD
August 15th, 2006
8:15:42 PM CDT
(0)
Pretty good card, but there's a better version that includes "place all logical arguments in graveyard."
gottmituns
August 15th, 2006
8:19:50 PM CDT
(0)
5'd because it's so f*cking true. Latest example from the national spotlight that comes to mind is Cynthia McKenney. Stupid noisy racist c*nt is always complaining about white people, punches a white capitol security guard, and gets away with it.
Sorrow
August 15th, 2006
8:25:12 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for truth
Ambientranced
August 15th, 2006
8:25:22 PM CDT
(0)
nice edit! 5'd
mrcoxley
August 15th, 2006
8:57:29 PM CDT
(0)
hahah leave it to the damned n*gg*rs to always yelp about their f*ckin skin
TheRogueMexican
August 15th, 2006
9:13:53 PM CDT
(0)
Hey if it works lol.
TheFlyingShoe
August 15th, 2006
9:15:05 PM CDT
(0)
sweet
IVIegadude
August 15th, 2006
9:22:22 PM CDT
(0)
4 because the sh*t isn't removed from the game, it's reused again 10 minutes later. Change it to "When Race Card leaves play place at the top of your deck." or whatever.
form51
August 15th, 2006
9:28:11 PM CDT
(0)
Because I 5'd this, go here in return: http://onestarproject.ytmnd.com/
Space-G
August 15th, 2006
9:42:09 PM CDT
(0)
4 for not putting Cynthia McKinney's pic on that card.
Space-G
August 15th, 2006
9:43:22 PM CDT
(0)
Correction -- Cynthia McKinney's "smelly pirate hooker" face ... on that card: http://cmsph.ytmnd.com/
guhbuhjuh
August 15th, 2006
9:52:01 PM CDT
(0)
5 for hilarity as well as absolute dumbasses who don't understand the ytmnd and think you're a racist based on a clever image alone.
hmmm
August 15th, 2006
10:17:31 PM CDT
(0)
magic the gathering + racial humor = good ytmnd. *****
mentatchris
August 15th, 2006
10:29:32 PM CDT
(0)
This is some funny sh*t. If you find this offensive, you're taking it too seriously.
TheOminousThey
August 15th, 2006
10:33:53 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah it was funny when it wasn't stolen.
BTape
August 15th, 2006
10:39:19 PM CDT
(0)
So I guess nobody looked at the copyright information at the bottom of the card. =)
Thenewbeefcake
August 15th, 2006
10:40:23 PM CDT
(0)
Nice that should go along well with my friends "plantation owner card" with col. sanders
SausageKing
August 15th, 2006
10:41:02 PM CDT
(0)
lol, n*gg*rs
ArmoredEclipse
August 16th, 2006
6:35:34 AM CDT
(0)
Nice updates.
vaulker
August 16th, 2006
6:32:08 PM CDT
(0)
too much mana for my usage
Anakite
August 18th, 2006
2:44:14 PM CDT
(0)
You.... you.... WIN.
Adino
August 22nd, 2006
4:40:49 PM CDT
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Soon as the music hit I started rolling.
Anakite
September 7th, 2006
8:16:09 PM CDT
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You... WIN. Who is that, btw? Malcolm X, Johnny Carson...?
Jayemel
September 13th, 2006
11:53:27 PM CDT
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Yeah satire.
crash2455
October 30th, 2006
2:20:34 PM CST
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This music always makes me laugh, and its a perfect compliment to the image.
Schoulayer
November 19th, 2006
1:45:05 PM CST
(0)
pure win
Prosallus
January 17th, 2007
8:03:52 PM CST
(1)
you should put a quote at the bottom, like some magic cards have. the quote should say, "It's because i'm black, isn't it?"