Incredible Exploits of the FSM
Created on: August 3rd, 2006
A response to Incredible Exploits of Nothing. Enjoy.
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I've tightened up the grafix a bit. The frame speeds are a bit faster now. Thanks for input on that issue everyone. This is my first animated gif/slideshow and I wasnt sure how fast I should skip through since everyone reads at different speeds. The comments let me know it was on the slow side so I've sped it up. Let me know if it helps.
I am of a strong belief that this universe was created by and is currently in the hands of His Noodlyness the Flying Spaghetti Monster as described by Our Prophet Bobby Henderson. You, sir, profane this belief by your unintelligible and uninsightful portrayal of our religion. You clearly do not understand our creation story, nor do you seem to be living a life bound for the beer volcano. I'd like to help you, but until you learn to spell midgit there's nothing more to say.
This isn't really a response to the other YTMND. It argued that the complexity of the universe identifies a divine architect, NOT that that architect was skewing results, etc. (like the Intelligent Design capitalized form FSM was a response to). But still, I hate that logic so it gets and 1 and this is just uninspired so it gets a 3.
3 for not a total lack of effort, but seemed to stray from the purpose of the FSM, which was created not to refute the concept of religion, but to encourage the separation of church and state (namely in education). At least you used parody to mock an idea that troubled you, and I can always respect parody.
You obviously missed my point, if FSM is FSM, then He has the attributes of FSM, unlike anything in the universe which means that FSM is eternal and
outside the dimensions of time, and space. Since FSM is not bound by any
specific dimension we can say that the physical science of this universe is not bound to Him...
YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - F*GGY JEW - STOP WHINING BITCH - GERMANY WANTS YOU SO THEY CAN GASS YOUR *SS - BITCH *SS JEW YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - F*GGY JEW - STOP WHINING BITCH - GERMANY WANTS YOU SO THEY CAN GASS YOUR *SS - BITCH *SS JEW YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - F*GGY JEW - STOP WHINING BITCH - GERMANY WANTS YOU SO THEY CAN GASS YOUR *SS - BITCH *SS JEW YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - YOU ARE A KYKE - F*GGY JEW - STOP WHINING BITC
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