Chinese Rocket Roulette IV -- Connery vs. Cheng Zhi
Chichiri 
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Connery is now 4 and 0 -- can anyone defeat him? See my profile for other YTMNDs in this series.
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Torqumada
July 27th, 2006
9:19:10 AM CDT
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i love it... haha
This-Is-Pretty-Good
July 27th, 2006
9:19:44 AM CDT
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"That's japanese, you *sshole." (long pause) "You stupid little sh*t." I lol'd.
rawr
July 27th, 2006
9:24:37 AM CDT
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+5 for the dont you f*ck with me at the end. amazing
GIVEMEREPLAY
July 27th, 2006
9:56:35 AM CDT
(0)
Classic.
madarc
July 27th, 2006
10:01:44 AM CDT
(0)
roofles!
tikkshamur
July 27th, 2006
10:02:08 AM CDT
(0)
awesome
sexymofo
July 27th, 2006
10:02:37 AM CDT
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you fail, please try again ^_^
State-of-mind
July 27th, 2006
10:05:01 AM CDT
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YOU STUPID LITTLE sh*t. YES IM TALKING ABOUT YOU.
sethimus
July 27th, 2006
10:05:52 AM CDT
(0)
instawiN!
sirtmagus
July 27th, 2006
10:34:17 AM CDT
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Looks like the alternate ending to Die Hard 3 to me.
Generalgm
July 27th, 2006
10:48:18 AM CDT
(0)
:D
Shinsenbaka-san
July 27th, 2006
10:55:17 AM CDT
(0)
DYFWM! D=
flyboy
July 27th, 2006
10:59:44 AM CDT
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LOL PTKFGS. You stupid little sh*t.
st00pid-n00b
July 27th, 2006
11:00:39 AM CDT
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a singular focus, not a f*ggy short film
LoadMan
July 27th, 2006
11:07:51 AM CDT
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Wow....
Walter43210
July 27th, 2006
11:38:39 AM CDT
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This is crazy. Nice spinoff of the Irons one.
Neek
July 27th, 2006
11:38:44 AM CDT
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Simply amazing
ImKndofaBigDeal
July 27th, 2006
11:40:22 AM CDT
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"That's japanese, you *sshole." (long pause) "You stupid little sh*t." I lol'd. -Ditto
DrFaulk
July 27th, 2006
12:05:29 PM CDT
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Okay, quite rough around the edges, and maybe not original, but I laughed, quite funny.
buss
July 27th, 2006
12:56:48 PM CDT
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All I could focus on was the wrong translation.
SanguineIllusion
July 27th, 2006
1:01:50 PM CDT
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I laughed my balls off.
Chichiri
July 27th, 2006
1:11:08 PM CDT
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Buss, my apologies for that . . . this YTMND is pretty obviously aimed at those who don't actually speak Chinese. ;-)
MrScoo
July 27th, 2006
3:29:24 PM CDT
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Considering you keep making these, and I've never really liked them...this one is actually amusing.
Phoojoeniam
July 27th, 2006
3:35:57 PM CDT
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lol die hard with a vengeance alternate ending
Jinuku
July 27th, 2006
3:43:13 PM CDT
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i bascially hate this fad but this one was good.
Yourethebest
July 27th, 2006
3:45:36 PM CDT
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LOL
Humphro
July 27th, 2006
4:00:43 PM CDT
(0)
crap.
JasonFrost
July 27th, 2006
4:26:45 PM CDT
(0)
superbe
RandomBS
July 27th, 2006
4:28:08 PM CDT
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and dont you f*ck with me... probably the best sound bite ever.
magicbeaverpelt
July 27th, 2006
4:34:45 PM CDT
(-1)
chinese people are funny, because they are short. Horray Beer!
Bupo
July 27th, 2006
4:45:41 PM CDT
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
orion44
July 27th, 2006
5:21:26 PM CDT
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WINNNNER
cambot
July 27th, 2006
5:23:52 PM CDT
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HAHAHAH this one was brilliant!
vaporizedbaby
July 27th, 2006
5:26:31 PM CDT
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I love it ... I love you ... I love this YTMND! PUUUNNCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEEEEE KKKKKKEEEEEYYYYYS FOR GOD'S SAKE! You stupid little sh*t, and don't you f*ck WITH ME! X-D
zaboomafoozarg
July 27th, 2006
8:16:22 PM CDT
(0)
thats racist!
Chichiri
July 27th, 2006
8:21:17 PM CDT
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Against whom, exactly?
fj311
July 27th, 2006
9:04:41 PM CDT
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5 5 5 and holy f*ck 5.
WerbalKint
July 27th, 2006
9:22:01 PM CDT
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5'd for the last line.
BodilyOddity
July 27th, 2006
9:24:36 PM CDT
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dont mind zaboom he's a DVer. I thought it was great.
HopelessKiller
July 27th, 2006
9:31:22 PM CDT
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http://catunit.ytmnd.com/
Mr3
July 27th, 2006
9:33:07 PM CDT
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I'm pretty neutral on this subject.
UncleJimbo827
July 27th, 2006
9:52:26 PM CDT
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I was gonna 1 you and call you a stupid c*nt for not knowing it's japanese until the end.
cnek
July 27th, 2006
9:52:36 PM CDT
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5ved for 'That's Japanese, you *sshole'
ecyrb
July 27th, 2006
10:00:56 PM CDT
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5 for halarious dramatic pause
Onel
July 27th, 2006
10:08:44 PM CDT
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Kind of funny, but -4 for being a f*ggy short film.
AwdBawl
July 27th, 2006
10:14:23 PM CDT
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4 for Connery's ignorance. +1 for "You stupid little sh*t."
Dubradditz
July 27th, 2006
10:17:21 PM CDT
(0)
Hilar
dooku-dynasty
July 27th, 2006
10:37:08 PM CDT
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China was one of my favorite 24 villians.
WOWHENTAI
July 27th, 2006
10:43:05 PM CDT
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haha
Edwardpenishands
July 27th, 2006
10:58:24 PM CDT
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Hahaha yeah. Ive never watched 24. If I were to watch both seasons, Id be in a DAYS!!! :D
mushadv
July 27th, 2006
11:27:49 PM CDT
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YTMNDs aren't supposed to have a story. They aren't supposed to have a beginning or end. Go to YouTube or Google Video for that.
boomhauer
July 28th, 2006
12:11:34 AM CDT
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How do you say Roflwaffle in Chinese?
bhk
July 28th, 2006
1:08:54 AM CDT
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+5 for Sean Connery -2 f*ggy short film -1 for low quality at the end.
ronin137
July 28th, 2006
1:23:07 AM CDT
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5'd for 24 reference and for hilarity. And I could care less about those who say its a "f*ggy short film." They're holding onto old ways, kinda like holding onto slavery. Hmmm, but the things I could do with a vietnamese slave-boy...wait, that sounds really bad. Well...I stick to my guns.
claytonian
July 28th, 2006
2:46:58 AM CDT
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not too mention really bad Japanese, Connery.
Chin
July 28th, 2006
2:58:32 AM CDT
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Yeah this is difficult if you speak Chinese =P
Dr-D
July 28th, 2006
3:55:28 AM CDT
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I'm amazed that no one's ever used "don't you ever f*** w/ me" from Rising Sun before. That's one of my top 5 favorite sean connery lines!
Asgard01
July 28th, 2006
4:04:43 AM CDT
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
AhMotherland
July 28th, 2006
4:18:03 AM CDT
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The japanese at the end is too fast, i cant read it. Still, this is halarious.
StupidBoringAsshole
July 28th, 2006
4:56:01 AM CDT
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5 for self-referencing.
strangurdangurr
July 28th, 2006
5:16:41 AM CDT
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i dont really get this, but ill give you a 4 cuz connery is awesome in it
Thy-will-be-done
July 28th, 2006
5:43:56 AM CDT
(0)
I lol'd
DSideHooligan
July 28th, 2006
5:48:42 AM CDT
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This is the alternative ending to die hard 3, sirtmagus. This is okay, but think it could be done better... Jeremy Irons > China.
ytmnddotcom
July 28th, 2006
7:16:05 AM CDT
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+5 for the soundbites
monkeypyro666
July 28th, 2006
7:18:41 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for literary errorz!
Deathacorn
July 28th, 2006
7:23:15 AM CDT
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And you better not f*ck with him.
Flopsy
July 28th, 2006
7:27:50 AM CDT
(0)
UNIVERSE TIER
Skoal
July 28th, 2006
7:45:06 AM CDT
(0)
This just didn't do it for me.
Ryouba
July 28th, 2006
8:37:16 AM CDT
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JACK BAUER, CTU! I'M A FEDERAL AGENT!
rrkfan
July 28th, 2006
8:49:08 AM CDT
(0)
sorry can't dig it.
vertigo
July 28th, 2006
9:34:51 AM CDT
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Never. Ever. EVER f*ck with Sean Connery, DOUCHEBAG!!!
DoctorJuice
July 28th, 2006
9:49:48 AM CDT
(0)
That's Japanese you *sshole!!
maddawg08
July 28th, 2006
10:34:55 AM CDT
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thats from the alt ending of Die hard with a vengence
galaxhood
July 28th, 2006
10:50:52 AM CDT
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stewped
universaladdress
July 28th, 2006
12:06:21 PM CDT
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okay except i don't like how crappily the chinese guy's head is stuck in there in those two parts at the end.
bobthevicious
July 28th, 2006
12:26:31 PM CDT
(0)
Gahyahyahhahha
timbono2005
July 28th, 2006
12:46:29 PM CDT
(0)
whats going on here
blizzard
July 28th, 2006
2:06:05 PM CDT
(0)
"You stupid little sh*t" 5'd
hamporter
July 28th, 2006
4:35:09 PM CDT
(0)
haha, this is even better than the vizzini one
inkblot263
July 28th, 2006
6:10:46 PM CDT
(0)
word
SnozzyMcNasty
July 28th, 2006
6:40:35 PM CDT
(0)
1 for "kitty wars"
FairDuel
July 28th, 2006
6:42:52 PM CDT
(0)
Sean Connery has absolutely no place in ANY Ytmnd. It just doesn't work.
rubycalaber
July 28th, 2006
8:14:19 PM CDT
(0)
I bet Jack Bauer got an erection watching that from his blackberry.
Infantpuncher
July 28th, 2006
8:36:29 PM CDT
(0)
Funny.
bobthemilkman
July 28th, 2006
9:12:13 PM CDT
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i was about to 1 this until chinese guy said "that's japanese you *sshole" then i lolled at the "watashi no ......... ikenei", 5! you deserve it!
CurNoonan
August 2nd, 2006
2:31:14 PM CDT
(0)
I lol'd my *ss off.
Ignoramus
August 2nd, 2006
10:29:52 PM CDT
(0)
"That's japanese you *sshole"
Spacetree
August 3rd, 2006
9:38:30 PM CDT
(0)
This is ridiculous. "24" villains aren't well known on YTMND.
LoadMan
August 3rd, 2006
10:51:28 PM CDT
(0)
SO good on SOO many levels... Wow, this is my 3rd visit.
DJFayz
August 7th, 2006
12:47:14 AM CDT
(0)
i cant stop laughing lol thats japanese you *ss hole ................. you stupid little sh*t
nick00goku
August 23rd, 2006
10:39:39 AM CDT
(0)
Father-McKenzie
August 28th, 2006
10:29:33 AM CDT
(0)
should get infitity stars for "that's japanese you *ssh*l*e!"
Bluehawk2008
September 19th, 2007
1:01:26 PM CDT
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I don't know what the f*ck is going on here, but I love it wholeheartedly.