Picard Has NO PRIVACY.
Created on: July 25th, 2006
Picard Has NO PRIVACY.
Riker really WILL stoop to any level

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5'd for hat and cigar
July 25th, 2006
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bummer
July 25th, 2006
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WTF Riker. first the peeking, then the downloading porn, and now spying on picards private time!
July 25th, 2006
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BAM ALIVE!
July 25th, 2006
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Riker I love you.
July 25th, 2006
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made by syncan eh....WATCHES ENTIRE YTMND COMMUNITY UPVOTE! f*ck you syncan
July 25th, 2006
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I like that hat.
July 25th, 2006
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loo
July 25th, 2006
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5'd for great justice!
July 25th, 2006
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omgz! sweet lovin.
July 25th, 2006
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Riker is tricksy.
July 25th, 2006
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lol, 5'd
July 25th, 2006
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Jolly good show old chap!
July 25th, 2006
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LEW, capt funny business reporting for duty!!!
July 25th, 2006
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...meh.
July 25th, 2006
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I didn't want to vote higher then 3...but the cigar forced me to go over. :(
July 25th, 2006
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yo ho fiddly dee
July 25th, 2006
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more like the girl has no privacy
July 25th, 2006
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this wasn't funny the first time it was made. BUT OMG STAR TREK!! 5'D!!!
July 25th, 2006
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Riker showing up with a cigar and a sailor hat really wins this YTMND.
July 25th, 2006
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five for the sailin' riker.
July 25th, 2006
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OMG STAR TREK!! 5'D!!!
July 25th, 2006
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OMG STAR TREK!! 5'D!!!
July 25th, 2006
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I didn't know it was by syncan before I 5'd ;)
July 25th, 2006
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oh that riker
July 25th, 2006
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the gif is too slow at times. good concept though.
July 25th, 2006
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American Pie-card
July 25th, 2006
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haha the cigar and the sailor hat sold me
July 25th, 2006
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5'd for hat, cigar, and intense music
July 25th, 2006
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lol wtf
July 25th, 2006
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gg
July 25th, 2006
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5'd simply because Riker's expression is worth it (apparently in a variety of scenarios).
July 25th, 2006
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Sp all you did was cut out 75 % of the original and added riker? You f*cking fail syncan. I'd 1 this anywas because it had star trek, but 1'd FOR STEALING AND STARTREK.
July 25th, 2006
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lol, first mate Riker
July 25th, 2006
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الي منزلك ، ذبحوا في بلادهم مفتوح علي مصراعيه ، والدمعه الي سيادتكم الامعاء والاعضاء و
July 25th, 2006
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lolicious.
July 25th, 2006
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It was.. okay. I was expecting something a bit different. It shows some effort though, and I respect that. I would have enjoyed it more if there was a bit more of a reaction from Picard though, but its a bit late for that. Rather then riker just popping his head in I would have liked to see him put his head in and then some sort of reaction from picard.
July 25th, 2006
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Also, I think zomglolwtfzor might be a terrorist :o
July 25th, 2006
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I can't stop laughing
July 25th, 2006
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LOL, Riker's hat.
July 25th, 2006
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+5 for riker
July 25th, 2006
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sailor hat ftw.
July 25th, 2006
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Damn you syncan.
July 25th, 2006
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Coors fot the iwiun
July 25th, 2006
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
July 25th, 2006
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Eep syncan.
July 25th, 2006
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Syncan, I could kiss you. Finally you got around to making a Star Trek site (my personal favs) and it's one of the funniest. I may actually go as far as saying this is your funniest, at least to me personally. hip hip hooray!
July 25th, 2006
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sorry
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5'd for Riker
July 25th, 2006
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Omg I love this. 5
July 25th, 2006
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Finally! It's been too long since a syncan ytmnd made it to the top 15!
July 25th, 2006
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Nice Hat.
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riker and his ways. the captain needs to smack him again
July 25th, 2006
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He looks like that guy from Tintin who always shouted "Blustering BARNACLES!!!"
July 25th, 2006
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haha, wtf is with that hat? 5'd
July 25th, 2006
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LoL Riker!
July 25th, 2006
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rofl Sailor Riker ftw
July 25th, 2006
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lol, riker
July 25th, 2006
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I will never get tired of these. EVER.
July 25th, 2006
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5 for the hat and cigar. you win
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BUP BUP BUP
July 26th, 2006
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haha secret riker
July 26th, 2006
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Wouldn't work with out the hat and cigar. Good job.
July 26th, 2006
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3 for ruining a decent gif
July 26th, 2006
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LOL, made me laugh so hard
July 26th, 2006
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I was waiting for someone to one-up the "Shame Picard". Nice hat.
July 26th, 2006
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1 cause you only vote 5 cause you're afraid of evenge.
July 26th, 2006
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LOOOOOOOOOL.
July 26th, 2006
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Ahoy!
July 26th, 2006
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i lol'd
July 26th, 2006
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Incredible edit. The big difference between this edit and others would be that Riker is actually moving in this one. His look is priceless!
July 26th, 2006
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Best. Riker. Ever.
July 26th, 2006
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Wait, this is syncan? Well that explains it.
July 26th, 2006
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RIKERMAX!!!!!!
July 26th, 2006
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The hat and cigar are f*cking great.
July 26th, 2006
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It's Riker the sailorman!
July 26th, 2006
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5 for cigar.
July 26th, 2006
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I didn't think there was any way to make this fad any better but you have done it!
July 26th, 2006
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Picard and Riker are coming back in a big way
July 26th, 2006
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I dunno why the sailor hat and the cigar are funny...
July 26th, 2006
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Awesome. Made me chuckle :)
July 26th, 2006
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GENIUS!!! PERFECT!!!
July 26th, 2006
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NSFW? I smell bullsh*t. I smell Adverb playing fast and loose with his powers the send he saw the name 'syncan' - am i wrong?
July 26th, 2006
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God syncan. Quit givving me lawl gasms.
July 26th, 2006
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I agree with ya sitsu, I think adverbs got like a ton of sand in his pussy.
July 26th, 2006
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haha rikers omg
July 26th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
July 26th, 2006
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July 26th, 2006
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spectacular to the fullest!!!!!1!!oneone!!
July 26th, 2006
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I like how you dressed Riker up to be a first mate
July 26th, 2006
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lol downvoters on this one are awesome
July 26th, 2006
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YTMND's a poor excuse, I know. But it helps me remember... and I need to remember...Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in.
July 26th, 2006
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LMFAO @ sailor hat and stogie riker!
July 26th, 2006
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Riker FTW
July 26th, 2006
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Just can't get enough of the riker hate. He's like the retarted cousin of star fleet.
July 26th, 2006
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YES!
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5d for cute sailor hat
July 26th, 2006
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Can you feel the sunshine?
July 26th, 2006
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ha finally some more syncan stuff
July 26th, 2006
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hahahaha oh man, the sailor hat and cigar...
July 26th, 2006
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5'd for Riker's hat!
July 26th, 2006
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5d for the hat.
July 26th, 2006
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hat and cigar
July 26th, 2006
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this is so perfect...that music lmfao
July 26th, 2006
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Why do you make me love you Mr. Syncan? That was humor at its best
July 26th, 2006
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Haha why a sailor hat?
July 26th, 2006
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This is the first YTMND that's made me laugh in quite some time. That's SOOOO Will Riker.
July 26th, 2006
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5'd for Riker in a Sailor Hat /w cigar
July 26th, 2006
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nice hat
July 26th, 2006
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sailor hat = lol?!
July 26th, 2006
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Sailor hat and cigar did me in.
July 26th, 2006
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"So, what are we watching?"
July 26th, 2006
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YES riker
July 26th, 2006
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yeah, best thing EVER.
July 26th, 2006
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you took a gif someone else made, lamed it up, and somehow the drooling morons are just eating it up like it's brilliant. You suck.
July 26th, 2006
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Not quite...
July 26th, 2006
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what the first commenter said
July 26th, 2006
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SMILING INTRUSIVE RIKER WITH CIGAR AND SAILOR CAP FTW
July 26th, 2006
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LOLOL
July 26th, 2006
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5 for Riker with a cigar and sailor hat.
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riker lol besides what what the heck???
July 26th, 2006
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4 because syncan is capable of better. The hat and cigar are what make this.
July 26th, 2006
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July 26th, 2006
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3 for the ytmnd, -2 just for being you :D (you can do better so have to be judged on another scale)
July 26th, 2006
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wtf downvoter gtfo internet
July 26th, 2006
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LOL wtf
July 26th, 2006
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haha, little monkey riker
July 26th, 2006
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Lmao, Riker
July 26th, 2006
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My first 1 on a syncan site! I feel like this is a stepping stone
July 26th, 2006
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I can give this a five with clear conscious--I rated it in my head before I knew who made it.
July 26th, 2006
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5'd for hat and cigar
July 26th, 2006
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Bwahahahahaha! It was dumb, but I laughed my arse off at Riker's hat. You get a 5.
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riker wins
July 26th, 2006
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LAWL!
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Another brilliant site by syncan. Also highly rated. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Is YTMND just massively sucking syncan's cock?
July 26th, 2006
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it was a one until I saw it was done by Syncan, then it got fived! but really, I like it.
July 26th, 2006
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"Another brilliant site by syncan. Also highly rated. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Is YTMND just massively sucking syncan's cock?" Syncan makes good sites. Good sites get good ratings. For ANY User, so go die downvoteer!
July 26th, 2006
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it could be just riker with a sailor hat and cigar and that would be just as good, but i do love the hat and cigar
July 26th, 2006
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BAM! LOOK AT THAT BACON SIZZLE!
July 26th, 2006
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LOL
July 26th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
July 26th, 2006
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I was going to 3 this until I saw the hat and cigar!
July 26th, 2006
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"Tell her I'm 18." --KhanSexyBoy
July 26th, 2006
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Riker = 3 Sailor hat and Cigar +2 FTW
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another 5 for hat and cigar
July 26th, 2006
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Oh Riker, you're incorrigible!
July 26th, 2006
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I lawl'd.
July 26th, 2006
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الي منزلك ،الي منزلك ،الي منزلك ،الي منزلك ،الي منزلك ،الي منزلك ،الي منزلك ،الي منزلك
July 26th, 2006
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July 26th, 2006
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poor girl :) 5'd for hat and cigar...
July 26th, 2006
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i actually laughed
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sucky the ducky
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slow down there, Sailor!
July 26th, 2006
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I lol'ed irl
July 26th, 2006
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Haha, that hat.
July 26th, 2006
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loooooo
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"Good sites get good ratings. For ANY User, so go die downvoteer!" That is such bullsh*t. Name recognition counts for way too much on this site. As does past voting history. Not to mention anything original, creative, and fad-unrelated seems to fail utterly unless it contains a gif and sound file that each took hours to make.
July 26th, 2006
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The hat and the cigar just make this work so well... Extremely, extremely funny spin on the fad. I was already going to 5 this before I saw that it was syncan. Great work!
July 26th, 2006
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The sailor hat and cigar tied it together.
July 26th, 2006
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Riker is pimp. :O
July 26th, 2006
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a nice spin on a ridiculously bad site
July 26th, 2006
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5... i want to see more sailor riker, YUMMY!
July 26th, 2006
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lololololol, Also hats.
July 26th, 2006
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I'd hit it
July 26th, 2006
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cigar? sailor hat? riker, noo!
July 28th, 2006
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did riker steal that from max?
July 29th, 2006
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5'd for sailor hat
July 29th, 2006
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Yes I love the riker and the music
July 30th, 2006
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make your 100th site already and blow my mind
July 30th, 2006
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LMFAO!!! Riker in a little sailor hat with a cigar wins everything
July 30th, 2006
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I lol'd.
July 30th, 2006
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5ved for hat and cigar!
July 31st, 2006
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Dilemma: 5'd for Syncan, 1'd for Syncan, 1'd because everyone else 5'd for Syncan, or 5'd because of Riker's hat? Eh, I'll go with the hat.
August 1st, 2006
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Lots of people voted high for this one BEFORE they knew it was syncan, so downvoters should just quit it and realize that this YTMND IS good. I voted 5 and didn't know.
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lol
August 1st, 2006
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oh man riker is excellent
August 2nd, 2006
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I think the first 2 comments sum up why this is a 5
August 3rd, 2006
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HAH
August 4th, 2006
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rofl I about shat myself
August 5th, 2006
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YTMND community: here is a challenge for you. 1) Don't make any more YTMNDs that are just photoshopped image slideshows with YTMND fad characters. 2) Stop mindlessly voting these sites to #1. 3) Let's make some new fads and/or ideas. In summary, I'm disappointed, and I don't see how this is at all funny or entertaining. Hey, that's just my opinion.
August 5th, 2006
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YTMND =/= sequential medium. f*gs.
August 5th, 2006
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This would be a 5 no matter who made it.
August 7th, 2006
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Eoz;
August 8th, 2006
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The hat and cigar drove it home...
August 10th, 2006
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Hello Sailor.
August 12th, 2006
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sailor hat + cigar = ftw
August 12th, 2006
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They don't call him the rear admiral for nothing!
August 16th, 2006
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The title seems to imply a PTKFGS of NO CLASS. Change or explain and I'll vote.
August 19th, 2006
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haha five n' fav'd.
August 20th, 2006
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in the words of homer "Duuuhhh I'm Da Captain"
August 30th, 2006
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5 Stars =D I love it. ^_^
September 2nd, 2006
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that ROCKS my SOCKS!
September 3rd, 2006
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oh my god that's some funny sh*t
September 10th, 2006
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Nice improvement!
September 15th, 2006
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I've never seen a Kano transformation!
September 16th, 2006
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AAhahaha. this made me lol.
September 23rd, 2006
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LOL Riker FTW.
October 11th, 2006
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Nice stuff. Just can't stop laughing when Riker pops up.
October 26th, 2006
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Sailor hat+ Cigar = Automatic 4
November 28th, 2006
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lol
February 17th, 2007
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Classic.
August 5th, 2007
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this is well done
February 2nd, 2008
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When i first opened this, and started to watch, I was feeling kind of meh about it, but the hat and cigar made me piss myself.