Creationism.
Created on: July 23rd, 2006
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You are right xomgirulelolz, I should have listened. I am exhausted from scrolling, and from what I can tell, you are the only one who said anything that was worth reading. I will summarize too, that is fun:
"Blah blah, GOD miracles, live forever believers or burn forever sinners... I am not a fool, you are,
this isn't funny, this is funny, I will live forever, you will fry forever... no I won't, retard... etc"
I wish you guys could have beat my expectations, by not getting into a religious debate on a YTMND that playfully and inoffensively addresses a religious subject, but sure enough, here it is, crapped all over this comments page. I'm glad for CrazyRay and everyone else who is sure they know the answers to life, the universe, and everything, but honestly, the rest of us would just like you to shut the hell up and stop being so serious.
Let me explain myself before some f*g on either side of the debate gives me negatives on my comment. FIRST: Creationism sucks because A) this is actually a pretty accurate reflection of what creationists believe, B) who says God (if He exists) couldn't have had evolution work its magic, especially since the 'days' could have been in God's own time, which could be many, many, many years, and C) We have fossils, creationists don't have proof of God's existance other than the bible. Palaeontologists pwn.
And now onto my second point: There's this old saying that atheists wouldn't exist if there wasn't a god. I don't want to give a f*ck whether or not people believe in a god or gods or not, but thanks to the *ssh*les such as Richard Dawkins and the (Ir)rational Response Squad, I now hate atheists' guts. Who cares if people are wasting their lives with religion?! As long as we're not some goddamn jihadists or bible-belt hicks, hurting others, THEN WHO GIVES A FLYING F*CK?! You extremist atheists like to be
All you extremists need to get raped in the *ss and get AIDS, 'cause maybe that will show you all a bit of humility. You extremists all need to die horrible deaths, and I hope to God that hell is real so you BOTH suffer forever in death. I hate you, bible-belt hicks. I hate you, militant atheists. Both of you, go kill each other, but in the meantime, get the F*CK off my internets, because I am GODDAMN SICK OF ALL YOUR BULLSH*T.
... and with that, my rant ends. Feel free to negative me, because as much as I
...like to play around with my comments' scores and treat it like a game, I don't care anymore. TyeNee, I give you an extra star because A) I need to learn humility myself, B) this is a neat YTMND, and C) your other sites kick butt (am sick of my profanity by now). And with that, I reside to my life. Thank you, good night, and try the veal.
KintarosTiger, it's not that they're wasting their lives with religion, they are, but that's not the point...it's that they try to push their religious beliefs on society; they don't like abortions so they protest/attack clinics/doctors and want to make it so nobody can get one, even after a rape or medical emergency like an ectopic pregnancy...they protest shows like Family Guy and South Park because they don't like it and want it so that nobody can see it...they want creationism taught in schools...etc...
F*ck that. Everyone kills whether on they believe in a magical deities or not. Hitler couldn’t have gained power without the Church’s backing by the way. Stalin and Mao were the inevitable abuse which comes from an authoritarian state. Were animals when were scared and we will kill each other for the stupidest f*cking reasons. It all hinges on fear. So look at what facets in society today are the most scared and you will find the ones capable of the worst destruction.
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