The Beautiful Child Star!
Created on: July 21st, 2006
The Beautiful Child Star!
Veal.
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July 22nd, 2006
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needs more peppers
July 22nd, 2006
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I clicked, and before I even looked at info I thought, "Oh, my, ROY4L's been at it again."
July 22nd, 2006
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roy4l, YTMND's resident conceptual artist
July 22nd, 2006
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5'd because I'm trying to figure this one out. Normally I can get some kind of meaning from the things you do. PS: I think the music cutting in and out is for the lack of refinement(for lack of a better word) that many child actors suffer from just due to lack of experience.
July 22nd, 2006
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art /= random sh*t put together.
July 22nd, 2006
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"Analysis: The Child is trapped under a Glass Cup. She is performing acts for people. The famous neon sign and pig indicate their explotation of the Child itself. The Heart and Coin indicate what is given to the child itself. Nickle meaning not alot of money at all, chump change. Heart meaning Love and adoration of the child. Basically she is a exploited child trapped and not being paid well, the "pig" is the people exploiting her for what money they can milk from her." you arent deep and neither
July 22nd, 2006
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"Surreal" impresses mindless drones and college students with no real opinions
July 22nd, 2006
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I see there is an artsy group that loves to come into ROY4L's ytmnd comment box and act like how they're the smartest people around because they understand the gif. This is rather pathetic. I'm really wondering why everyone is making such a big deal about downvoters on this site. Whether or not you think this is better than most of the overused crap on YTMND is your opinion but please don't go spreading your opinion around like it's the greatest truth ever spoken.
July 22nd, 2006
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Also, the overused crap on YTMND is what made the site so famous.
July 22nd, 2006
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Since I fail to see the point in this, I'll withhold voting. But, YTMND isn't an art museum. Perhaps your work would be better suited elsewhere.
July 22nd, 2006
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Goddam ROY4L I love you.
July 22nd, 2006
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1
July 22nd, 2006
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Actually the meaning of this is quite simple, I'd hate to think that people would be stuck up knowing what the gif means. Content is simple enough to work with, anyone can do it, it's just a collection of symbols, viewers only understand the piece by knowing what the symbols stand for and how they play on each other. With such emphasis on content, you seem to be completely missing any kind of form or skeletal structure behind the piece. The form is what really sucks the life from this.
July 22nd, 2006
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*Claps*
July 22nd, 2006
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+1 more though because the gif is very well made, the reflections on the glass really make it for me
July 22nd, 2006
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Phenomenal work, as usual.
July 22nd, 2006
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Wow, always so abstract...I love your YTMNDs
July 22nd, 2006
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I dont get "veal",.. actually scratch that I do D:. In any case, nice work, pay no attention to the naysayers. YTMND can be used however people wish, and Im glad some members are doing things a bit different than the norm.
July 22nd, 2006
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You've been the man dog. You're still the man now dog.
July 22nd, 2006
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Why isn't this crap downvoted out of existance? I'm losing hope in you YTMND.
July 22nd, 2006
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I guess the point of the gif is OK... But the music is too random and, well.. dumb.
July 22nd, 2006
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Watching "Beautiful Child Star" while watching VH1's Child star marathon.
July 22nd, 2006
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Sorry. I don't think of YTMND as a place for art. Besides, your art is bland and only appeals to those who want to look cool by "appreciating" something stupid.
July 22nd, 2006
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Roy4l, you musical style in this one reminds me of the Artist Prefuse 73. One of my favorites.
July 22nd, 2006
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If anyone thinks this is "stupid", then you are suffering from a tradgic case of anti-intellectualism.
July 22nd, 2006
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I swear every single one of your sites is the same thing
July 22nd, 2006
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That's the trippiest thing I've seen in a long time.
July 22nd, 2006
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upon just seeing this, I though, this looks like ROY4L's work. Very unique, 5'd.
July 22nd, 2006
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would be a five but you keep refering to yourself in the third person.
July 22nd, 2006
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IMO, this work is in a way ridiculing the gullibility of children, and in another manner, taking a sort of remniscient if not sinister glance at the mass media and how it turns innocent peoples' lives into hollow shells of (continued)
July 22nd, 2006
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of people. The music starts out sort of cheery and yet develops an adult, serious, yet sort of faded mood as it progresses. The drum dissapearing and reappearing could symbolize how the child thinks she is doing something important or meaningful, even if this is as simple as beating a drum. Yet this is just an act, in reality it is nothing.
July 22nd, 2006
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The kiddish neon signs betray this notion. Their garish colors portray a whimsical mockery of the child; viewers do not take cheery colors seriously. Their fading in and out symbolizes their extreme weakness/illusion.
July 22nd, 2006
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The nickel/heart on each side could symbolize the subconscious demands/thoughts of the producers/viewers... the child is trapped in this false sense of reality; the people doing this have a true intention of only using her for money and other lechery. The glass could also represent trying to bottle up her youth, moreover trying to preserve the child's frail, powerless position.
July 22nd, 2006
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People, please stop calling this art. This sh*t is not art. It's a bunch of randomly thrown together images and sounds. And it's annoying.
July 22nd, 2006
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Some people view this and perhaps have a chilling sense of something dark, evil tucked into the animation. And this is true. Even if they cannot consciously realize it, their subconscious puts the pieces together of the falseness and abuse of the concept of the Child Star.
July 22nd, 2006
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^^^ to the person who posted in betwee n my interpretation - are you an analyzer in art? have you had to spend years developing an eye to catch subtleties? This man is a genius. Those who cast it off as b.s are similar to those who discredited Dali and Picasso; pessimistic, artless souls, the very kind Roy4l makes fun of.
July 22nd, 2006
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wow kitkat you know so much about art thanks for taking your precious time to show us how smart you are. "If anyone thinks this is "stupid", then you are suffering from a tradgic case of anti-intellectualism." And you're just the most intellectual person out there aren't you?
July 22nd, 2006
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Dali and Picasso are so overrated, Lippi was one of the few true artists, his art is close to perfect (well, not the sence of depth, but many other things)
July 22nd, 2006
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For all of you who think this has some odd deep meaning, it doesn't. Royal just likes to be really ****ed up. I didn't laugh, so 1.
July 22nd, 2006
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what an artsy piece of overrated sh*t.
July 22nd, 2006
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you sir, scare the f*ck outta me
July 22nd, 2006
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WAHT I DUN GET IT?????
July 22nd, 2006
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5'd cause i dont understand it
July 22nd, 2006
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STFU. All y'all who think it's crap...
July 22nd, 2006
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its family guy of the artworld
July 22nd, 2006
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Please ban Roy4l for making trash YTMNDs that only pretentious art school douchebags pretend to like to look "cool" because of how mysterious and misunderstood they are. Thank you.
July 22nd, 2006
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i lol'd
July 22nd, 2006
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why you dew dat?
July 22nd, 2006
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I think some people here are stereotyping... I looked around in ROY4L's YTMNDs and I haven't seen "I'm better than you" in any of them yet.
July 22nd, 2006
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One start created by me
July 22nd, 2006
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Dont Get it
July 22nd, 2006
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"If anyone thinks this is "stupid", then you are suffering from a tradgic case of anti-intellectualism." The proper spelling of "Tragic" aside, an intellectual is someone who strives for knowledge in all that he does, not someone who pretends to like things that suck.
July 22nd, 2006
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Sorry, but I just can't stand your artsy-ish ytmnds.
July 22nd, 2006
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your sites are always neat. Artsy man, in a mostly art devoid medium
July 22nd, 2006
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weirddd
July 22nd, 2006
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Good deal.
July 22nd, 2006
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Weird- that neon pig is the Corky's BBQ logo...I used to wait tables there, and in fact just got back from eating there. Also, cool YTMND.
July 22nd, 2006
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Scary.
July 22nd, 2006
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5 for ROY4L
July 22nd, 2006
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wtf?
July 22nd, 2006
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mmm.. sounds like simply another Mike Patton wanna-be.
July 22nd, 2006
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I'm sure you spent a lot of time making this site and your other sites, but they're losing their charm.
July 22nd, 2006
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this is very cool, yet creepy. stuff like this makes it hard for me to try to sleep. however, i want to take another look. (looks like a screamer is gonna pop out)
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wow
July 22nd, 2006
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rofl i did notfl
July 22nd, 2006
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lame.
July 22nd, 2006
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I think I am imploding.
July 22nd, 2006
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the best part about ROY4L's ytmnd's is im 100 pct sure he expects to be downvoted by he people who do not "get" his commentary. Well played roy4l, great just like the others.
July 22nd, 2006
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^Do not get his commentary? Commentary on... please excuse me while I throw up over the way you people act when presented with something you don't understand. "Well, I guess this is art. People are supposed to appriciate art. I don't want to look like I don't get it."
July 22nd, 2006
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F*P.
July 22nd, 2006
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meh
July 22nd, 2006
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Could your ytmnd be any larger in size?
July 22nd, 2006
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I give you 3 for Porky's.
July 22nd, 2006
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5'd, this is really fun to watch.
July 22nd, 2006
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this creeps my out and i dont know why.
July 22nd, 2006
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I'm a big fan of your other sites, but I'm not really feeling this one. Your other sites make me think, this one doesn't accomplish that. I guess art is in the eye of the beholder.
July 22nd, 2006
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I hate f*cking Shirley Temple
July 22nd, 2006
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Veal is a guilty pleasure.
July 22nd, 2006
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hooray for art!
July 22nd, 2006
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can the girl in the bubble play drums irl?
July 22nd, 2006
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have you ever noticed that Downvoters either A) Don't have any YTMNDS that they have made, or B) The YTMNDs they do make are complete sh*t?
July 22nd, 2006
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i clicked it and said, "Only ROY4L could have made this"
July 22nd, 2006
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wtf? 4'd for ART
July 22nd, 2006
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Roy4l you make some f-cked up sh*t... Annnyways!
July 22nd, 2006
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this is stupid, and does not deserve to be doing this well... viewhax indeed. or just crap.
July 22nd, 2006
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Oh, hey! Another weird and pretentious YTMND by ROY4L.
July 22nd, 2006
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BTW, I'm laughing at Shurakai's comment: "If anyone thinks this is "stupid", then you are suffering from a tradgic case of anti-intellectualism." LOL!!! If you're going to accuse people of not being as smart as you, be sure to run a spell-check first. "Tradgic."
July 22nd, 2006
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4 for creepy
July 22nd, 2006
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You need to go back to the Picard Academy of Fine Arts. This loses.
July 22nd, 2006
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toby until you make your own ytmnd, just shut the f*ck up you miserable c*nt
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I have to 5 star it again, to counter the morons who can't understand the meaning behind the work. Why don't you hillbillies return to your old fads and leave Roy4l's work for those whose mother did not mate with her father.
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July 23rd, 2006
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Say no to drugs.
July 23rd, 2006
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your very artistic
July 23rd, 2006
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As soon as I saw this one, I knew it was a ROY4L YTMND. Your works are so bizarre and so beautiful... Great, great work. Unnerving and uneven in an artistically wonderful way. The music is amazing too - so artfully ripped apart. Damn, this is great.
July 23rd, 2006
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Not my favorite ROY4L site, but still very distinctive.
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This is your worst Ytmnd, Roy4l.
July 23rd, 2006
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musical theme created by supatrigga
July 23rd, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
July 23rd, 2006
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WTF? FTW!!!
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veal
July 23rd, 2006
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The nickle is worth 5 cents, so it's used to subliminally get people into voting 5.
July 23rd, 2006
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Wow, very artistic, not to mention creative.
July 23rd, 2006
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...sure as hell is better than the inundation of all the "let's combine the telemarketer sound with exzisting fads and pass it off as creativity". I enjoy ROY4L's work. I don't claim to understand any of it but it's certainly enjoyable to look at.
July 24th, 2006
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Great stuff. Good job.
July 24th, 2006
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Too sohpisticated for ytmnd.
July 24th, 2006
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This is being over-analyzed, the downvoters are right. I'd 5 it it because it kicks ass, but 3 because this isn't YTMND material.
July 25th, 2006
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a child star exploited for the all mighty dollar?
July 25th, 2006
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DJ SPOOKY wanna be, but none the less decent use of ambient breakbeat.
July 25th, 2006
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Not funny. Go to deviantart or something..
July 26th, 2006
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Hey! Thats the Corky's BBQ sign! Sweet... I love BBQ
July 28th, 2006
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You have understood...
July 28th, 2006
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I noticed some people discussing the nickel. I came to this conclusion: ROY4L sometimes uses "subliminal" 5-star symbols in his works. that's how it makes sense to me. Nickel=5.
July 28th, 2006
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Oh, someone already said that. Nevermind.
July 29th, 2006
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the meaning: roy4l = pedofile
July 29th, 2006
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michelangeLOL
July 29th, 2006
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tribute to roy4l - http://age9seahorsey.ytmnd.com/
July 29th, 2006
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I was gonna 3 this for being too arty again, but then I saw the description.
July 30th, 2006
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1 to counter roy4l cocksucking. Pretty moving images and silly sounds aren't ytmnd, it's humor.
July 30th, 2006
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"ScrotalTuck: the pompous douchebaggery personified by ROY4L", The people on here who think they know anything about Roy's ACTUAL personality/character solely from seeing YTMND SITES are silly and pathetic.
July 30th, 2006
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Your YTMNDs blow me away. You're amazing.
August 2nd, 2006
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Except for that you really earn the title of artist outright.
August 3rd, 2006
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Once again, you put work into it, but this is still masturbatory. You know who your audience is and still you make these. Half these people vote it because they think it is interesting to look at and some upvote it because it is artsy fartsy and want to be associated with that sort of intellectualism. Let me put this in a nutshell, you are making your art for yourself rather than for others or for it's own purpose of exporession. It's soulless.
August 3rd, 2006
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I can give you a 2 for your hardwork, but whether you subconsciously or cosnciously think it, you dream of being hailed as a artistic genuis and are anticpating that these are your "masterpieces that were wasted on morons." As poetic as it all sounds it's pompous because you know this is not a artistic crowd to impress with your work. Irony fails if you are betting on the outcome every step of the way.
August 3rd, 2006
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Qoht, #1 - You don't know Roy personally, nor do you know his intentions/thoughts. Stop pretending that you do. #2 - If you are going to post a brick of presumptuous negative feedback, at least have a spine and do it from your REAL account. Pathetic.
August 3rd, 2006
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Congrats on making yourself just another "moron" that this art is being wasted on, Qoht.
August 4th, 2006
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Ha ha
August 4th, 2006
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"Ooh look at me, I am an artsy douche bag. I make these thngs that aren't funny, because my work is too serious for petty 'internets' humor. I need to teach people valuable lessons because I am so smart"
August 5th, 2006
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"despite how interesting the image is to look at, I cannot say I was entertained." ???? So you were interested by the picture but not entertained? ok........ nice use of the english language.
August 5th, 2006
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plain and simple, this is an abomination.
August 5th, 2006
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and j man, you can like a picture but hate the ytmnd. I don't, because i think this is crap. but you can do it.
August 5th, 2006
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Had to 5 this because of description XD
August 5th, 2006
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Wow, this sucks ass! Great job making another flop Roy4l! Here's an idea: Take up photography, it requires less skill.
August 5th, 2006
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I come here to see funny pictures with funny one liners attached please stop using symbolism and metaphor, it might harm the young childrens' minds permanently.
August 5th, 2006
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The music is great, the animation is great, but I just don't feel that it conveys the ytmnd spirit.
August 5th, 2006
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lol @ famous dave's
August 5th, 2006
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Art be damned. This is a good site.
August 5th, 2006
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You need to make a huge fad conglomerate so the idiots will five it for being "funny"
August 5th, 2006
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Oh wait, you did, and it's your highest rated YTMND to date. Not that it wasn't good stuff, but your originals are sooooo f*cking amazing.
August 5th, 2006
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beyond abstract
August 6th, 2006
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soooo strange
August 7th, 2006
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who would sponsor this self indulging peicce of crap? its justn plain....unfunny. To hell with art, ytmnd is for humour or exposing scientology
August 11th, 2006
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hooray randomness, or not
August 12th, 2006
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That was odd. Yet enjoyable. Woulda been funny if it was Stephanie from Lazytown in the jar.
August 12th, 2006
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Yeah, I think I get what your point is, but I really don't care. It isn't particularly poignant, and I don't rate people based on their photoshop prowess. 1.
August 19th, 2006
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Just....awesome, I want that music.
August 20th, 2006
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sweet
August 21st, 2006
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Just stopped looking for a sec to comment, now back to admiring it
August 23rd, 2006
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Madness! Also, absurd! The descriptions on your sites are quite possibly the most random thing ever.
August 24th, 2006
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Very nice, way to go.
August 25th, 2006
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needs more... jon benet
August 31st, 2006
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;D
September 9th, 2006
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the Roy4l fad is dead
September 24th, 2006
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Shirley temple is in a drink glass because a shirley temple is a type of drink too. I don't think anyone pointed that out yet. Oh, and "Let me put this in a nutshell, you are making your art for yourself rather than for others or for it's own purpose of exporession. It's soulless." ??? Wtf, when did creating art for the sake of creating art instead of selling out to the lowest common denominator become soulless?
September 24th, 2006
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If it can be analyzed by the average dipsh*t ytmnder, there was no need to work in symbolism - it would be too heavy-handed for anyone else. On another note, the music made my teeth hurt.
September 26th, 2006
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your the artist now, dog!
September 26th, 2006
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creeeepy..
October 7th, 2006
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I dont understand any of yer sh*t but i dont give a F*ck i get nightmares lol, Roy4l = Insane
October 9th, 2006
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Why do people assume if you upvote something like this, it's only to try and make yourself look intellectual to the others. Seriously, it's just the internet, no one should even care enough to do that. I am giving it a 5 because it's artsy. I happen to like abstract/artsy stuff, I'm not trying to prove anything to anyone and uhm.. where did max say this site was meant only for "humor" now?
October 16th, 2006
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weeeeeeeeird
October 22nd, 2006
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The ignorince of people and their fear of the different. This definately sparked my interest. It's meaning is indefinate yet all of them menacing. I shed a tear at the comment's though. To see that there's still people that don't like to contemplate mystery and artistic meaning is just sad.
October 25th, 2006
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this really creeps me out for some reason....
January 2nd, 2007
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sounds best with headphones
January 2nd, 2007
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Ambassador
March 10th, 2007
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A baby lamb, fit for eating?
May 6th, 2007
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July 7th, 2007
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Fame, and the nature of fame.
October 1st, 2007
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i like the parody more.
January 25th, 2008
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f*ck you and your sh*tty sites
June 7th, 2008
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this site will be killed™
August 8th, 2008
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Beautiful.
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