[Full] United States of Telemarketing Calls
Created on: July 17th, 2006
[Full] United States of Telemarketing Calls
TightenUpTheGraphics 
telemarketingsongcomplete.ytmnd.com
"My United States of Telemarketing Calls" by me, this time I did the entire song. Special thanks to Sephiroth112688 for the original (crazytelemarketer.ytmnd.com) and Liam Lynch for his song "United States of Whatever".
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crazytelemarketer.ytmnd.com + United States of Whatever (Liam Ly

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42 https://www.bing.com
5 http://www.google.com.hk
3 http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/
3 http://216.18.188.175:80
3 https://l.facebook.com/

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ac6517
July 17th, 2006
8:36:10 PM CDT
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even better than the original
Scissorfight
July 17th, 2006
8:40:24 PM CDT
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-1 for rubbish lazy chorus, but you get that star back for the image. Well done!
abcdefg
July 17th, 2006
8:43:20 PM CDT
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This comment is ten words long but worth the read!
MeatwadPwnsYou
July 17th, 2006
8:44:18 PM CDT
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5 for TightenUpTheGraphics
TheLeapist
July 17th, 2006
8:46:13 PM CDT
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i like
ac6517
July 17th, 2006
8:48:21 PM CDT
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lolol probably very true, that would explain lots of things
No-Limmits
July 17th, 2006
9:42:07 PM CDT
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Well done.
ryfael
July 17th, 2006
10:34:35 PM CDT
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EVEN BETTER
TehFluff
July 17th, 2006
11:45:59 PM CDT
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5'd 5'd 5'd. I'd 10 it if I could I've listened to it at least 5 times and I still want more!
Switchblade
July 18th, 2006
1:18:00 AM CDT
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fav'd!
erikf4
July 18th, 2006
1:31:08 AM CDT
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The united states of tighten up the graphics is better. But this was fun.
J-Triumf
July 18th, 2006
1:38:26 AM CDT
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Right on.
Low-Down
July 18th, 2006
1:43:12 AM CDT
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5'd for the hundreds of women being gangraped by telemarketers.
felinoid
July 18th, 2006
1:45:41 AM CDT
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Some telemarketters are female and I knew some of them. They didn't exactly strike me as being into lesbian gang rape
timmyt
July 18th, 2006
2:01:57 AM CDT
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I 5'd the short version so I have no where else to go... I'm sorry :,(
ytmnd4eva
July 18th, 2006
2:30:21 AM CDT
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really funny! lol
caseman
July 18th, 2006
3:15:51 AM CDT
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I never thought the telemarketer thing would be fad-worthy. Very surprising. Anyways, nicely done. :)
Draqz
July 18th, 2006
3:49:38 AM CDT
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you win
Velouria
July 18th, 2006
3:51:53 AM CDT
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I need a link to this song, I swear to god it could make millions.
st00pid-n00b
July 18th, 2006
3:55:35 AM CDT
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united states of cloudsong was the pinnacle of this fad.
Velouria
July 18th, 2006
3:58:02 AM CDT
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Guess what? No.
DetatchablePenis
July 18th, 2006
4:20:04 AM CDT
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lmao
BaftA
July 18th, 2006
4:21:27 AM CDT
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Much, MUCH better :-)
GaryD
July 18th, 2006
4:42:11 AM CDT
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yesssss
pussinboots
July 18th, 2006
4:47:37 AM CDT
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i usually give these Telemarket remakes what they deserve 2 and below, but this was catchy...
thelehmanlip
July 18th, 2006
5:16:36 AM CDT
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hahaha... this is one of those where i really wish i could vote more than one 5
Big-Money
July 18th, 2006
5:39:40 AM CDT
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5 for united states
Bupo
July 18th, 2006
5:43:42 AM CDT
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
jbk1981
July 18th, 2006
5:51:04 AM CDT
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lol
WorstAdEver
July 18th, 2006
5:55:59 AM CDT
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lol, perfect edit. 5'd.
Jesusv20wnsj00
July 18th, 2006
6:01:27 AM CDT
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5 for name.
wrhsouth
July 18th, 2006
6:21:27 AM CDT
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I hope the bitch died after the call.
TheBigDawg
July 18th, 2006
6:38:31 AM CDT
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"2006-07-18 01:45:41 felinoid 5 stars Some telemarketters are female and I knew some of them. They didn't exactly strike me as being into lesbian gang rape" Mmm, lesbian gangrape...
Asgard01
July 18th, 2006
7:05:44 AM CDT
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O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD
Faunis
July 18th, 2006
7:11:20 AM CDT
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Ab. So. Lute. Win.
Superganja23
July 18th, 2006
7:50:56 AM CDT
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CUZ THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF CHRISTIAN MAGIC!
Metal-Slug
July 18th, 2006
7:53:28 AM CDT
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YESSSSSSSS
silenoz
July 18th, 2006
7:56:41 AM CDT
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It kind of sucks, to be honest. There are a lot funnier quotes you missed.
cricketycro
July 18th, 2006
8:07:44 AM CDT
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absolutely amazing
I-am-batman
July 18th, 2006
8:14:48 AM CDT
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faggotry
July 18th, 2006
9:21:36 AM CDT
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ROFL@ appendix... ok.
yourmomsface
July 18th, 2006
9:21:41 AM CDT
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Even with all the rad remixes ytmnd has it's still funnyer sometimes to do a really choppy one like this
romeo6-4
July 18th, 2006
9:25:02 AM CDT
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gangrape!
GregGumballs
July 18th, 2006
9:29:18 AM CDT
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damn, excellent work son.
schooldrop
July 18th, 2006
9:34:46 AM CDT
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Best of the telemarketing spin-offs. Beautiful.
MrApgar
July 18th, 2006
9:37:33 AM CDT
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coludl have been done better
heeroyuy135
July 18th, 2006
9:58:04 AM CDT
(0)
5'd
xBlackHeartValentine
July 18th, 2006
10:02:27 AM CDT
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you called meh numbah, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I didn't hear no click.
m0r94n
July 18th, 2006
10:04:53 AM CDT
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Brilliant
alcegi
July 18th, 2006
10:19:01 AM CDT
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better than the first one
zavan
July 18th, 2006
10:29:36 AM CDT
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You are worse than anything were fighting in Iraq.
Waka
July 18th, 2006
10:34:10 AM CDT
(0)
ytmnd soundtrack vol 12 here you come!
yuumeko
July 18th, 2006
10:58:39 AM CDT
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"You are worse than anything we are fighting in Iraq!" -- "I don't mind, ma'am." WINS FOR ALEX!
Refractor
July 18th, 2006
11:19:12 AM CDT
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LOL, nice edit!
LupinTheThird
July 18th, 2006
11:28:33 AM CDT
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I'd 5 this for a klondkie bar
HockeyUSA27
July 18th, 2006
11:39:51 AM CDT
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freakin WIN
robtastic84
July 18th, 2006
11:46:50 AM CDT
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5 star for awesomeness
TightenUpTheGraphics
July 18th, 2006
12:57:12 PM CDT
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"I never thought the telemarketer thing would be fad-worthy" After completely random fads like NEDM, you're surprised an easily-edited crazy phone call was fad worthy? XD
NeonSapphire
July 18th, 2006
1:38:49 PM CDT
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Arrognoramus
July 18th, 2006
3:23:22 PM CDT
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I like, even if I don't like the original that much.
ColdStone
July 18th, 2006
3:27:26 PM CDT
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"After completely random fads like NEDM, you're surprised an easily-edited crazy phone call was fad worthy? XD" Exactly. The thing is a gold mine of quotes.
JasonFrost
July 18th, 2006
3:33:40 PM CDT
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superbe
FreemanNate
July 18th, 2006
6:56:46 PM CDT
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5'd for pause after "it doesn't bother me, ma'am."
ToastiestToasty
July 18th, 2006
7:53:44 PM CDT
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I hope they play this song in court one day.
father-superior
July 19th, 2006
1:04:49 PM CDT
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damn I was about to upload the very same thing until I saw this T_T
enigma11
July 20th, 2006
4:32:50 PM CDT
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win. "Okay..." was the best.
TheBlairMan
July 25th, 2006
11:11:20 AM CDT
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XD
durkabrent
July 27th, 2006
11:57:28 PM CDT
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very well put together, i comedic timing is nice.
Cwitz
July 28th, 2006
7:42:04 AM CDT
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I heard a click.
strangurdangurr
July 29th, 2006
12:43:35 PM CDT
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Haha, this is great. unfortunately every time i hear that lady's voice i want to shove a bee's nest down her throat
HallwayNinja
July 31st, 2006
10:18:27 AM CDT
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This was better than slice bread! You win!
TimeTravelingEchidna
August 1st, 2006
12:24:37 AM CDT
(0)
Won.
Sav
August 1st, 2006
10:21:18 AM CDT
(0)
nice
ryfael
August 7th, 2006
9:50:19 PM CDT
(0)
Well Played. I just hope they play this tape in court someday.
Mson
August 11th, 2006
12:35:54 PM CDT
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if you put a site with just the normal song, and any picture, i would 5 it as well... please do =)
Ramen78
August 12th, 2006
12:20:35 AM CDT
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Great work. This is one of the few United States parodies that make sense with the lyrics and sound clips.
tuxedobob
August 14th, 2006
4:25:27 PM CDT
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Too bad you couldn't fit more hightlights in, but this was good.
IAmTheWalrus212
September 2nd, 2006
4:51:46 PM CDT
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I logged on for the first time in a while to give this a 5. U win :)
humbajoe
September 4th, 2006
12:53:11 PM CDT
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fantastic haha
panterra8905
September 14th, 2006
7:12:11 PM CDT
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OMG, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. One of the best ytmnd's ever! You win!
Tyler2k
September 20th, 2006
8:55:02 PM CDT
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"...I had a rupture cause telemarketing calls, and I was like, okay" too bad it took so long to get good, I'm sure that turned alot of people off this site
DragonGoomba8912
October 21st, 2006
1:09:00 PM CDT
(0)
:>
Dr-L337
November 29th, 2006
11:49:42 PM CST
(-1)
1'd bitch
clydefr0g
January 25th, 2007
10:52:34 AM CST
(0)
^f*ggot
LoadMan
February 11th, 2007
12:17:43 AM CST
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Wow - u say that sites considered great are "random"; I disagree - this is original and it clearly took some effort and creativity to put together to sound as good as it does. 5.
whitefangv
June 16th, 2007
1:16:35 AM CDT
(0)
So awesome.
DarthWang
January 4th, 2009
11:23:28 AM CST
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