Created on: July 5th, 2006

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CrispyEd

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Description:

Had to answer this question while filling out an online app for a part time job at the Home Depot...

Foreground Origin:

See description. Also Paint.

Sound Origin:

Dave Mason - We Just Disagree

Keywords:

Home Depot

paradox

contradiction

stellar mindfuck

catch-22

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veritechryan

July 5th, 2006

8:00:04 PM CDT

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lol, catch 22

PastorTravis

July 5th, 2006

8:00:13 PM CDT

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For the music alone.

CrispyEd

July 5th, 2006

8:01:26 PM CDT

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Oh, rockin' keyword verite, thanks dogg :)

PastorTravis

July 5th, 2006

8:01:31 PM CDT

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-1 for "dizzle"

CrispyEd

July 5th, 2006

8:03:11 PM CDT

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Fixed the dizzle.

PastorTravis

July 5th, 2006

8:06:02 PM CDT

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5 then.

losermeetsworld

July 5th, 2006

8:07:19 PM CDT

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Stellar Mindf*ck!

ILoveRuM

July 5th, 2006

8:10:03 PM CDT

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Five for face and music. A true LOL.

TheBigDawg

July 5th, 2006

8:10:41 PM CDT

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lol, catch 22

tosseddwarf

July 5th, 2006

8:12:49 PM CDT

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That face made me laugh so damn hard, and I don't know why.

Drunkencrono

July 5th, 2006

8:18:50 PM CDT

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That's funny...I would just go for neither, I agree with people when they're right...Which is maybe half of the time.

BTape

July 5th, 2006

8:20:22 PM CDT

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this is why I put "neither" or "indifferent" on everything. :)

pushover

July 5th, 2006

8:21:52 PM CDT

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Blue face is priceless.

MajinTobias

July 5th, 2006

8:23:09 PM CDT

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mindf*ck

xystance

July 5th, 2006

8:25:28 PM CDT

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ahhaahhaahahah

silenoz

July 5th, 2006

8:26:15 PM CDT

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Catch 22'd!

Adverb

July 5th, 2006

8:30:51 PM CDT

(-1)

-3 for writing, +1 because it's blue (see bnr.ytmnd.com), -1 for retarded emoticon thing

Hoppy

July 5th, 2006

8:34:40 PM CDT

(-1)

No "I only disagree with black people" choice?

Necronomicon

July 5th, 2006

8:35:44 PM CDT

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*sigh*... This is not a Catch 22. That has to be the most misused term of all time.

Sticky

July 5th, 2006

8:37:29 PM CDT

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A Catch-22 is like when you don't want to fight in a war, but the only way to get out of it is to pretend you're insane, and the only way to show you're insane is by volunteering to fight in the war.

July 5th, 2006

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July 5th, 2006

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Paradoxical

TheHonk

July 5th, 2006

8:54:36 PM CDT

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http://emobestbuy.ytmnd.com/ I saw the same questions on a best buy app

bbq014

July 5th, 2006

8:58:19 PM CDT

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5'd for that face... and also because I filled it out a while ago and laughed at that part.

leet-shoe

July 5th, 2006

9:02:34 PM CDT

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holy sh*t

tever99

July 5th, 2006

9:11:54 PM CDT

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those applications piss me off, I used to apply to that kinda thing and it was a big pain. how do you answer that kind of crap? I wish I could have just written in "I'm smart enough to work a friggin register, now give me a job"

boomaga

July 5th, 2006

9:12:17 PM CDT

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Good Find and good music choice. 5'd

juiceman

July 5th, 2006

9:14:25 PM CDT

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I filled out that application before and i really hated that part.

boilerplate

July 5th, 2006

9:14:31 PM CDT

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Yeah, they call these "Paragon tests" in the industry. They are suppose to root out "Negative" or "troublesome" employees. Guess what? they don't. Any idiot knows you just lie and answer every question as if you were Mary friggin' Poppins on XTC.

dochowell

July 5th, 2006

9:26:56 PM CDT

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No matter how you answer, you're still applying for a sucky job :(

codet

July 5th, 2006

9:27:10 PM CDT

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what a horrible ytmnd :(

Humphro

July 5th, 2006

9:29:44 PM CDT

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What a stupid, pointless f*cking question.

chapeau

July 5th, 2006

9:39:50 PM CDT

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lol, I guess neither is the only true one.

Generalgm

July 5th, 2006

9:42:29 PM CDT

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lol always wanted to do that :D

Rad1030

July 5th, 2006

9:48:22 PM CDT

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that question makes complete sense. They are asking if you think that statement applies to you. Most online apps have these stupid personality tests. They're easy to cheat on.

chibbi-american

July 5th, 2006

9:50:18 PM CDT

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WHAT!?

jaggerblade

July 5th, 2006

9:52:41 PM CDT

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re: Sticky Oh, I get it. So it would be like if there was this questionnaire that sought to ascertain whether or not you are an agreeable person, but the only way you could show that you are actually agreeable is to disagree with the questionnaire?? Thanks for explaining.

Infantpuncher

July 5th, 2006

10:06:42 PM CDT

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That's funny as sh*t.

CrispyEd

July 5th, 2006

10:07:18 PM CDT

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Well I think it actually makes sense, the question is stating a *frequency* of disagreement, while the answer is supposed to reflect the degree of agreement to the stated frequency. ut it still looks funny...

goldenstate5

July 5th, 2006

10:08:22 PM CDT

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Just filled out a Target app. with this question on it...instant 5...

BSims

July 5th, 2006

10:08:35 PM CDT

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Great song.

RawNuts

July 5th, 2006

10:09:15 PM CDT

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have fun at the home depot, I hear hot lesbians work there

bob55

July 5th, 2006

10:16:25 PM CDT

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awesome music

shinymathom

July 5th, 2006

10:18:41 PM CDT

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Good one, it made me laugh. The face is priceless!

quepasakoolj18

July 5th, 2006

10:21:52 PM CDT

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Wow I just took a Target emplyment quiz and it was dumb like this too

StationSquare

July 5th, 2006

10:28:08 PM CDT

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Lol, mind numbing unfulfilling service jobs.

CrispyEd

July 5th, 2006

10:36:08 PM CDT

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Station, mind-numbing is what I'm looking for. I just want to sweat and move stuff around without having to think about it; the day job is hell of stressful and keeps me on my *ss all day...

TheWhiteRider

July 5th, 2006

10:37:27 PM CDT

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wow.. its like if you check strongly agree, then you are agreeing that you disagree, but if you want to agree you need to check strongle disagree ulealauelaueluaelaleua

Junel

July 5th, 2006

10:38:55 PM CDT

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lawl. Home Depot fails.

chacho-nips

July 5th, 2006

10:40:24 PM CDT

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I disagree.

willismaximus

July 5th, 2006

10:46:55 PM CDT

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home depot paradox? Goodness . . .

undegaussable

July 5th, 2006

10:58:11 PM CDT

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grand!

lilsis

July 5th, 2006

10:58:45 PM CDT

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YESSS

erifneerg

July 5th, 2006

11:03:15 PM CDT

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wow... confussed

lowcast

July 5th, 2006

11:04:59 PM CDT

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the orange needs more darkness... also 5s.

KiteisBaaW

July 5th, 2006

11:44:11 PM CDT

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5 for face. XD

nobody

July 6th, 2006

12:55:36 PM CDT

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hahahahahaha I hate dumb employment apps

StationSquare

July 7th, 2006

1:11:59 AM CDT

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Crispy, quiter ironic, stressful sit down office jobbs are what I am looking for right now (student loans, very fun!)

StationSquare

July 7th, 2006

1:12:59 AM CDT

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Yikes, I fail at spelling! (Maybe that's why I can't get a job?)

ninjaofdoom

July 10th, 2006

10:30:28 AM CDT

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Lol, irony for the win.

SkyeSharpe318

July 11th, 2006

8:20:36 PM CDT

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5'd for trick question. Yay trick question.

ForkHead

July 11th, 2006

8:22:28 PM CDT

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I like that little face, s'where da money at

fetusdoctor

July 11th, 2006

8:23:33 PM CDT

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6'd.

Magoo

July 11th, 2006

8:35:59 PM CDT

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IT'S A TRAP!!!

imlost19

July 11th, 2006

8:40:42 PM CDT

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the funny part is you were applying for home depot

Diablo

July 11th, 2006

8:52:20 PM CDT

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lol they left out "agree to disagree"

mcpot

July 11th, 2006

8:52:42 PM CDT

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5 for the negro on the right

Chyort

July 11th, 2006

9:11:58 PM CDT

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lol, that is awesome

LazyNG

July 11th, 2006

9:21:03 PM CDT

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I laughed out loud

gamekid

July 11th, 2006

9:29:04 PM CDT

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Low morale is just the beginning.

ZeroZiat

July 11th, 2006

10:13:52 PM CDT

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So what?

jimbo44311

July 12th, 2006

11:17:24 PM CDT

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I filled this thing out months ago and laughed for a few minutes at how silly it is! I wished I could share it w/ someone but no one was around and it was before I found YTMND. way to go

Kordesh

July 12th, 2006

11:23:30 PM CDT

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Fived for one reason and one reason alone. I work part time at a home depot while I'm at college, and it sucks untold amounts of balls. Hooray for horrible companies...

lexwasright

July 15th, 2006

4:02:42 PM CDT

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I wept.

dady5000

July 16th, 2006

3:42:30 AM CDT

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lol, paradox

giggity-giggity

July 20th, 2006