Final Staring Contest (For The Fate Of The Internets!)
The Ultimate Staring Contest Champion returns for one last no-holds-barred struggle for the fate of the internets. Can he be defeated?? (LONGISH LOAD, BEST ON FIREFOX. HIGHER QUALITY MUSIC - http://tinyurl.com/l6j3s .)

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July 4th, 2006
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boobs.
September 6th, 2007
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Also win.
November 11th, 2007
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April 14th, 2008
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i did win, and i am the staring contest champion at my School
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EPIC EMMA WATSON'S VAGINA VIEWCOUNTMND.YTMND.COM
December 1st, 2008
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insta 5 for map of the problematique
July 4th, 2006
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Yey.
July 4th, 2006
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i totally cheated
July 4th, 2006
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I WON!
July 4th, 2006
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I apologise for any shonky text, had to drop the resolution to make it actually fit to YTMND. Hope you all like it. Alot of people complained that the last one should be winnable, so I made this. I still can't out-stare him...
December 28th, 2009
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YOUR HEAD ASPLODE
July 4th, 2006
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Good idea but I was just in the pool and staring makes my eyes burn.
July 4th, 2006
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Very well done
July 4th, 2006
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Bucketman; I know how you feel. Hayfever has raped my eyes. I get to where he starts to turn red and my eyes just flood. XD The champ drove me to unwilling emo-tears.
July 4th, 2006
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No, you WIN
July 4th, 2006
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Haha.
July 4th, 2006
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I lost....damn teh internets are not safe.
July 4th, 2006
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I lost... bad... but don't tell anyone!
July 4th, 2006
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I won, you win, everybody wins.
July 4th, 2006
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i made it as far as the creator, i feel better about myself
July 4th, 2006
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lol, i highly doubt anyone could ever hold your eyes open that long, so 4
July 4th, 2006
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I held up one of my favorite pictures, and he totally blinked.
July 4th, 2006
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WOW, this is AMAZING. It really puts the YTMNDer into the YTMND. A truly unique experience. I wish I could do more than favorite this.
July 4th, 2006
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Goneja; I bet they could keep their eyes open that long, I just don't know if their eyes would still be functioning by the end. They'd be like prunes or something.
July 4th, 2006
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Hahahahaha.
July 4th, 2006
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I won too! Your f*ggy short film makes me less embarrassed about my f*ggy short films.
July 4th, 2006
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the music is great did you edit it yourself?
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I win, bitches. *Evil laugh*
July 4th, 2006
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EvilLordXenu; Nah, My brother did it. I phail at music, but he phails at gifs, so it evens out.
July 4th, 2006
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5'd for degree of effort.
July 4th, 2006
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Concept was nice, music made it a 5
July 4th, 2006
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Wow. The best YTMND by far. It reminded me of those old school sega games and stuff. That's probably why I like it so much. My favorite YTMND of all time. 5.
July 4th, 2006
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OMG! I know that guy! His name is Stephen DuBois, and he's my debate coach. That's f*ckin' psycho!
July 4th, 2006
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this is outstanding. i lost though.
July 4th, 2006
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nice, creative, i liked it.
July 4th, 2006
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LMAO... I love how subtle some of this is. Awesome, awesome YTMND.
July 4th, 2006
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This battle is Epic.
July 4th, 2006
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I f*ckING WON
July 4th, 2006
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Yay Win!
July 4th, 2006
(0)
A winner is me!
July 4th, 2006
(0)
yay I won!
July 4th, 2006
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whoops forgot to vote first time
July 4th, 2006
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sarsamis fails at voiting... lets get this top 15
July 4th, 2006
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I got to where his eye turned into robot, I thought the explosion meant I won o:
July 4th, 2006
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Bringing interactive ytmnd technology to a new level.
July 4th, 2006
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Good editing, creative idea and it's kinda funny. GJ.
July 4th, 2006
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I won... on third try.
July 4th, 2006
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voting even.. evillordxenu fails at spelling
July 4th, 2006
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Lol, thanks Sarsamis. It took some time, but you voted it in the end. XD I've done that on plenty of sites, the stars just don't respond sometimes.
July 4th, 2006
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Well i enjoyed it. Even though i did lose. :(
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Victory!!!
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Very much win. I like ze music.
July 4th, 2006
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I won! I'm blind in one eye now, and in excruciating pain, but I won! Now to untangle the internets...
July 4th, 2006
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I blinked three times and still won. YES!
July 4th, 2006
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quite possibly the best ytmnd ever made.
July 4th, 2006
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I didn't really like it but I feel I should give two extra stars for your effort
July 4th, 2006
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Truely epic.
July 4th, 2006
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A ytmnd like never before I've seen.
July 4th, 2006
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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I DID IT BUT MY EYES!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! THEY BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 4th, 2006
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Good loop, funny gif, original idea with play on fads for good measure. Congrats I logged in to 5 u.
July 4th, 2006
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NICE
July 4th, 2006
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5 for the asian girl on the left
July 4th, 2006
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The trick is to sit back and not get too close.
July 4th, 2006
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I won Legit!!!!!
July 4th, 2006
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No ....You win!
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i LOVE u 4 putting muse in here. especially because its the new album
July 4th, 2006
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My eyes burn after that >_< Not as bad as the first staring contest I was in on ytmnd
July 4th, 2006
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i thought for sure that would be a screamer.
July 4th, 2006
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God is in the details, as they say.
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not even monumental music can save detroit.
July 4th, 2006
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Holy sh*t that music is badass.
July 4th, 2006
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I lost..
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WTF?
July 4th, 2006
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This completely deserves a five.
July 4th, 2006
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i won you gotta squinch your eyes toughther and stare hard
July 4th, 2006
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HOLY sh*tCOCKS THIS IS THE NEW INTERNET
July 4th, 2006
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Excellent, the style is very videogame-esque, which is bonus points. Good job and nice choice of music (even though it ended up looping for me 3x before his head asplode)
July 4th, 2006
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Dude my friend could have won, he had a 9 minute staring contest with someone.
July 4th, 2006
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awesome, well done
July 4th, 2006
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I couldn't win. Great concept and execution though.
July 4th, 2006
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Hah, how long was that? Because I won, after my vision went all funny and cloudy everywhere except his eyeball.
July 4th, 2006
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ha, that was awesome :D
July 4th, 2006
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Wow, this is totally clever and awesome with great use of fads.
July 4th, 2006
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Music is perfect. Hats off.
July 4th, 2006
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Oh, and people who wear or have worn contacts have a huge advantage, we're used to dry eyes.
July 4th, 2006
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I won fair.
July 4th, 2006
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The old one was brilliant in its simplicity, and this one is brilliant in its complexity. Although, I could have done without the robot bit. ;)
July 4th, 2006
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July 4th, 2006
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I would've possibly 2'd this, but the edits are amazing, and the music is great, not to mention origional. Thank you sir, you have entertained me.
July 4th, 2006
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This is super awesome. I won fair too.
July 4th, 2006
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One of the greatest ytmnds, thank you sir
July 4th, 2006
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I seriously held mine open that long, it's not that hard.
July 4th, 2006
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I blinked JUST before the admiral poped up, I thought it was a joke and that he was an unblinking robot
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and how much time did you spend on this? haha, creativity=5 from me
July 4th, 2006
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this is awesome, however you got a gif to be that long with still that good of quality is pretty awesome. the concept of this was ingenious and fun, but i kept looking away to see the popups like bush and the nedm kitty, so i couldn't win. awesome, keep up the good work.
July 4th, 2006
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very well done
July 4th, 2006
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Hall of Fame!
July 4th, 2006
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awesome. training: play lots of tetris, you dont blink for like 20 mins at a time, thats what i do.
July 4th, 2006
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Should definitely go on hall of fame
July 4th, 2006
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Faved for the awesomeness and for Muse.
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I WON! And my eyes now hurt... God damn it... 5'd.
July 4th, 2006
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Sexy music. Delicious GIF. No more must be said.
July 4th, 2006
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Definately not top 5 material, considering it's already been done, but it is pretty high quality
July 4th, 2006
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wow, +4 for AWESOME presentation, +1 for NEDM = 5!!!!1!
July 4th, 2006
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wow... just, wow
July 4th, 2006
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haha that made my day, you win!
July 4th, 2006
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god damn.. I blinked right before him.
July 4th, 2006
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nice, i lost though
July 4th, 2006
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i have won the internets !
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Kick....ƒucking....ASS!
July 4th, 2006
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5. This is just too well executed to be given anything less.
July 4th, 2006
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i won and then some
July 4th, 2006
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LMAO! Nice job! Wtf @ the random Asians?! That made me laugh.
July 4th, 2006
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I lost by 10 seconds... maybe I should try it without a desk fan blowing at my face x.x
July 4th, 2006
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This is beyond awesome, great job man! 5'd
July 4th, 2006
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I lost. Great music though.
July 4th, 2006
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If laughing counts as losing then I suck cuz lasted about 5 seconds after *begin*
July 4th, 2006
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i failed.
July 4th, 2006
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I got up to NEDM
July 4th, 2006
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fived for quality. i lost. i didn't really get it at the begin, i tought the info at begin was already the contest and that that was distraction. also cocks.
July 4th, 2006
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YES!! I AM TEH PWNER!
July 4th, 2006
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ps3fool; Nah, it begins when it says begin. Everything before is a mixture of Gunstar Heroes-style boss approaching warnings and random sci-fi bypassing-the-mainframe techno-nonsense. Also, cocks.
July 4th, 2006
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f*cking awesome animation
July 4th, 2006
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That first bit reminded me of Galactix, whenever you cleared a wave, something like that clomped down and up again to reveal the next wave.
July 4th, 2006
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I WON!
July 4th, 2006
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welcome to my top 5. you are awesome.
July 4th, 2006
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WTF FTW.
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AMAZING GIF
July 4th, 2006
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Densha clips ftw
July 4th, 2006
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Very clever, and nicely done. Shows a truckload of effort. Highly impressive.
July 4th, 2006
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Ahahahaha, if Nedm didn't suddenly distract me with tiny text, I think I would've won legitimately!
July 4th, 2006
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This is amazing. You win.
July 4th, 2006
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i won. i hereby claim the throne of staring eye-contest champion. worship me.
July 4th, 2006
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Tsuchiya; He'll get you next time, Gadget. Next tiiiime...
July 4th, 2006
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hooray!! i cheated and STILL won!!
July 4th, 2006
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The part where he turns cyborg(I blinked from laughter)reminds me of old genesis games where bosses would seem to be defeated but then go 'haha I'm a cyborg' on you and you'd have to beat them over again except tougher.
July 4th, 2006
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emagtresni; It did tend to happen alot back in the 90's. There was that guy in the scrapyard on Revenge of Shinobi who did that I think. Shinobi bosses were the best; pain = changing colour. That samurai at the start had pink armour by the time you'd killed him. Ragnarofl.
July 4th, 2006
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i won
July 4th, 2006
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it would be physically impossible 2 win cuz it was like 10 min long
July 4th, 2006
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lol i was so close i blinked when he showed his teeth
July 4th, 2006
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I won! What do i win?! (+999 for Muse, unfortunately ratings don't go that high)
July 4th, 2006
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Quite amazing.
July 4th, 2006
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Thats really f*cking cool
July 4th, 2006
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I lost HARD.
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This is an awesome ytmnd in itself, but I think the music gives it supremely badassedness potential.
July 4th, 2006
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haha, awesome
July 4th, 2006
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Captain George Dubya Bush of the USS Internets.
July 4th, 2006
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the fact that the song doesn't even last as long as the frozen picture cap is NO good.
July 4th, 2006
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awesome
July 4th, 2006
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I made it to where his face turned redish. I was tearing when I finally cracked.
July 4th, 2006
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holy crap thats AWESOME
July 4th, 2006
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the music is awesome, the idea is awesome, the animation is awesome, you win sir
July 4th, 2006
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Haha, I thought it reminded me of GH at first. +1 for that. Still can't win D:
July 4th, 2006
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I blinked right as it faded to black. I think I still win! :P
July 4th, 2006
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Oh, and nice music. :D
July 4th, 2006
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does he blink?
July 4th, 2006
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Freakin awesome.
July 4th, 2006
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July 4th, 2006
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Unique and original. So unique, however, that I think putting in a lot of the fad references (especially NEDM) was unnecessary, and took away from the entire concept. I think it would be cooler to show more quirks in his face ... etc, etc.
July 4th, 2006
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awsome music, didnt think i liked muse
July 4th, 2006
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that was awesome
July 4th, 2006
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Winning this was the most productive thing I've done all night.
July 4th, 2006
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I won. I always win staring contests.
July 4th, 2006
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I blinked but 5 for making it look I won anyway!
July 4th, 2006
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I WON!!!! But my eyes are so f*cking cold and dry...
July 4th, 2006
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I LOVE INTERACTIVITY! THIS WINS! YOUG TO FIVE'D! HARD!
July 4th, 2006
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I'm assuming it's set to only play the gif once?
July 4th, 2006
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The music makes it happen! That was intense!
July 4th, 2006
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Bahahaha, I outstared him, I play too many video games..
July 4th, 2006
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To this day I have never lost a staring contest.
July 4th, 2006
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the goggles, they do nothing!
July 4th, 2006
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omg lol freaking terminator eyes
July 4th, 2006
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i like the original way more, even though this looks like it took more work.
July 4th, 2006
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yess
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greatness comes in simple ideas
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Five purely just for this song. I love Muse. Because of this YTMND I found out there was a new album with this song. Muse FTW.
July 4th, 2006
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I win. And then the second time I lost. Because I bothered to read the little fad pep talks.
July 4th, 2006
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I've never seen a Kano transformation!
July 4th, 2006
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5 because I actually won.
July 4th, 2006
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Excellent degree of effort, and I almost actually won second time through =P
July 4th, 2006
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Beat him down like a swedish grandmother. ... Agh my eyes.
July 4th, 2006
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lost.
July 4th, 2006
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Aw man... I lost. Also, I have a headache.
July 4th, 2006
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I WON!!
July 4th, 2006
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I blinked about 10 times and still won!
July 4th, 2006
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Nice job editing the music, I'd like to download it but I don't know how from ytmnd's content servers, could anyone give me a link?
July 4th, 2006
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Love the music! Stealing it from the internets right now. Hint : Wear contact lenses... my word.. you can go for days with them. I won
July 4th, 2006
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And I really did win.
July 4th, 2006
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superbe and great song
July 4th, 2006
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He lives in Minnesota?
July 4th, 2006
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5 for greatness
July 4th, 2006
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Lord xenu failed when NEDM cat popped :(
July 4th, 2006
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i won the original
July 4th, 2006
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5 because there is an end. Though no one will legitimately get there.
July 4th, 2006
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OMFG.. I actually won.
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OH GOD MY EYES THEY BURN after 8 tries i legitimately won....now i need ta do it again with a witness
July 4th, 2006
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HOOYA I'M 2 LEGIT 2 QUIT!!!
July 4th, 2006
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Very epic.
July 5th, 2006
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This literaly has to be one of the greatest YTMNDs ever created.
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Epic, awesome, only a few of the words that come to mind after seeing this, great music choice and well done animations, perfect 5 for you!
July 5th, 2006
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Having contacts ftw. After awhile, if you wear them, you can keep your eyes open for a good 10 minutes easily without having too much issues, although you do need eyedrops afterwards, or else they'll pop out when you blink lol
July 5th, 2006
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it easy once u get the tears in your eyes
July 5th, 2006
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Great music.
July 5th, 2006
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HOLY DIFFICULTY BATMAN! I WON!!! Fear not, internets. Great YTMND, I love how he slowly loses composure, +10000 points for realism.
July 5th, 2006
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i did it :)
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Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Didn't win though :(
July 5th, 2006
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f*cking rectangle burned into my eyes.
July 5th, 2006
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Very well made.
July 5th, 2006
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5d for the fate of the internets!
July 5th, 2006
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Oh man. This is killer great, but I couldn't do eet. :(
July 5th, 2006
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Clever idea.
July 5th, 2006
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HAX
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I suck at staring contests, but this YTMND is hilarious.
July 5th, 2006
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Love it!
July 5th, 2006
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Just about made it, but not quite.
July 5th, 2006
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Definetly one the best YTMND's ive seen. Well done Sir !
July 5th, 2006
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I won! The secret is you have to cheat.
July 5th, 2006
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huuuuuge waste of time
July 5th, 2006
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loved the music, great ytmnd
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Yeah UberMoogle, I'm a fellow contact wearer. I barely beat this ytmnd, and Picard's inspiration halfway through seriously helped. As soon as I got to close my eyes my contacts folded over and fell out of my eyes and it burned like hell.
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July 5th, 2006
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Well, he beat me soundly, earning you a 5. I'm not sure I like how it ends, though.
July 5th, 2006
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THIS. IS THE BEST THING. EVER!
July 5th, 2006
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I WIN
July 5th, 2006
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this ytmnd pwned me
July 5th, 2006
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This kicks so much *ss as to have to travel to another dimension to kick *ss because our universe does not hold enough *ss to kick.
July 5th, 2006
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never shut my eyes once. PWNED
July 5th, 2006
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This is win, add more commentary/encouragement/random nudity
July 5th, 2006
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180% Awesome, good music too.
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Lost :(
July 5th, 2006
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Wow that was hard... picard destracted me for a sec there.
July 5th, 2006
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Awesome mix of Map of the Problematique, do you still have the edit you made saved? Hopefully in a higher quality than the one on the YTMND?
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I WIN!
July 5th, 2006
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music = 5.
July 6th, 2006
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Yeah i couldnt hear any sound :( but i still give a 5 CAUSE I WIN!! MUHAHAHHA
July 6th, 2006
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5 for Muse
July 6th, 2006
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Original... I wonder if somebody actually won this.
July 6th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.
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DAMN IT SO CLOSE I MADE IT TO 5 SECONDS BEFORE HE WENT ROBOT THEN MY EYES KILLED ME =(
July 6th, 2006
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You get an A for effort and execution!
July 6th, 2006
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one of the more original and well-done ytmnds. you win at the internets! (p.s. the asians were a nice touch)
July 6th, 2006
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I think I won.
July 6th, 2006
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I WON! All of those pop-ups didn't even distract me, w00t w00t w00t!
July 6th, 2006
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Win x 10000 good editing.I like the music too.
July 6th, 2006
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needs more picard
July 6th, 2006
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+4 for being interesting enough for me to watch all the way through, -2 for me not getting 7 minutes of my life back.
July 6th, 2006
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Quality Material
July 6th, 2006
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You can't imagine how relieved I was to have him start flashing red. Yes, it's total shinobi. BOSS IN PAIN. Then he cyborg'd, and I nearly blinked. Oh my god, it was so close. How is this so entertaining. I won. This is a great thing.
July 6th, 2006
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hair in my eyes.
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I won, not because I didn't blink but because it TOLD ME I WON!
July 6th, 2006
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its only 3 mins long if your pc is not GAY
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