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TheDamned

July 2nd, 2006

8:56:55 PM CDT

(1)

That was the f*cking worst commercial ever. 5'd for justice.

keatonkeaton999

June 26th, 2007

2:24:49 PM CDT

(-1)

LOL EMBEDED COMMENT?

Presence

August 27th, 2008

8:52:18 AM CDT

(0)

I 1'd this two years ago. It's a direct sampling of the commercial. The SPINOFFS were much, much funnier -- look for those :)

Presence

August 27th, 2008

9:32:40 AM CDT

(-1)

There it is: http://tightengraphics.ytmnd.com/

Helpery

July 2nd, 2006

8:58:38 PM CDT

(0)

TIGHTEN UP BITCHES!

PastorTravis

July 2nd, 2006

8:58:49 PM CDT

(0)

No, the worst one is where they're playing some laura croft like game and the video game character starts plugging the school. And they look at eachother like stoners. The creators apperantly think a black and white filter makes things look like a video game.

mmario

July 2nd, 2006

8:59:01 PM CDT

(0)

thats me in the future

SergeantPoop

July 2nd, 2006

8:59:06 PM CDT

(-5)

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(-5)

lol theres a lot of peoples dream job right there P.S. Hate President Bush? Go to gwbblueoctober.ytmnd.com rate and comment plz!

Username550

July 2nd, 2006

8:59:32 PM CDT

(0)

I hate those commercials.

Dreamparacite

July 2nd, 2006

8:59:51 PM CDT

(0)

YEEEAAAHHHHH (BTW all those commercials are lame D:)

PastorTravis

July 2nd, 2006

9:00:52 PM CDT

(0)

"Why are you playing games when you could be creating them?" Because that would involve work.

triple

July 2nd, 2006

9:02:16 PM CDT

(0)

F'ING WIN

CrUnkAiNtDeAd

July 2nd, 2006

9:02:55 PM CDT

(-1)

lmao that commercial made me mad cuz how gay it was haha

zenigata1

July 2nd, 2006

9:03:01 PM CDT

(9)

"we just have to tighten the graphics" They must be on the devolpment team for duke nukem forever

GIVEMEREPLAY

July 2nd, 2006

9:05:45 PM CDT

(-2)

Way to post the commercial as it was on tv. It f*cking sucked, and you did nothing with it. You may as well be promoting this sh*t. f*ck with it or 1.

Recoil42

July 2nd, 2006

9:06:35 PM CDT

(0)

5'd for making fun of commercials that will fill the gaming industry with douchebags who thing "zomg making games is teh easy & fun and all you do is play videogames all day!"

Shift-KGB

July 2nd, 2006

9:07:14 PM CDT

(0)

yep. commerical sucked bad

sethslashstephanie

July 2nd, 2006

9:07:38 PM CDT

(0)

Level Three rocks harder and longer.

Clockeye

July 2nd, 2006

9:08:31 PM CDT

(0)

finally this commercial gets the respect it deserves

whipone

July 2nd, 2006

9:11:27 PM CDT

(0)

I'm calling

State-of-mind

July 2nd, 2006

9:14:08 PM CDT

(0)

I love that commercial

teamaa104

July 2nd, 2006

9:14:17 PM CDT

(0)

i f*cking love thaqt commercial 30'd

frozenbacon

July 2nd, 2006

9:15:18 PM CDT

(0)

My thoughts exactly whenever I see that commercial.

LegatoJoe

July 2nd, 2006

9:15:25 PM CDT

(0)

lol I loved this commercial

Dr-J

July 2nd, 2006

9:16:06 PM CDT

(0)

Hahaha, I never thought that commercial would be a YTMND...

hopper

July 2nd, 2006

9:16:10 PM CDT

(0)

I hereby dedicate my next 5 minutes to these two gentlemen, who for their hard work have made level 3 just THAT much tighter!

JGold

July 2nd, 2006

9:20:55 PM CDT

(0)

Why didn't they just use the magical graphics screwdriver? Making video games is easy!!!

dyskrasia

July 2nd, 2006

9:21:55 PM CDT

(0)

so conflicted... all you did was repost that commercial, but i love it so much...

Dog-E

July 2nd, 2006

9:23:06 PM CDT

(0)

lol

madarc

July 2nd, 2006

9:24:29 PM CDT

(0)

why are all commercials promoting video game design carreers just so freakin terrible? the actors look like they've never picked up a controller in their life, and the graphics in the game look great...if it were 1991. these commercials need to stop hardcore!!!!

bigzach

July 2nd, 2006

9:25:39 PM CDT

(3)

if that was my boss, she would have to tighten up her vagina to keep me out of it. k, not really. But I saw this commercial, so 4

bigzach

July 2nd, 2006

9:27:08 PM CDT

(0)

ok, 5'd for image and sound origins.

dacker23

July 2nd, 2006

9:27:34 PM CDT

(0)

"douchebags who thing 'zomg making games is teh easy & fun and all you do is play videogames all day!'" *looks at Romero*

BTape

July 2nd, 2006

9:28:08 PM CDT

(0)

I longed for the day I would see this site. OH MAN THE BOSS IS COMING. HEY WE'RE ALMOST DONE WITH THE NEXT LEVLE LLOLOL

DrMongol

July 2nd, 2006

9:28:45 PM CDT

(0)

OMg, I want to commit suicide everytime I see one of those commercials. It makes me ashamed to have ever played a video game.

MCHornickLive

July 2nd, 2006

9:28:59 PM CDT

(0)

*shakes head* Worst commercials... EVER!

wafflestomper

July 2nd, 2006

9:31:33 PM CDT

(0)

haha

Stomplebane

July 2nd, 2006

9:36:06 PM CDT

(0)

Developpers don't test their own games and it is not fun.

ColdStone

July 2nd, 2006

9:38:31 PM CDT

(0)

These commercials are so bad. You do not sit around "playing your games" as a developer.

heeroyuy135

July 2nd, 2006

9:39:19 PM CDT

(1)

DAMNIT! TIGHTEN UP THOSE GRAPHICS ALREADY! THE GAME'S BEEN DELAYED A YEAR AND I WON'T WANT IT TO BE DELAYED ANOTHER YEAR!!!

reversebladezero

July 2nd, 2006

9:39:24 PM CDT

(0)

I saw this coming, lol. That commercial rocks my socks.

Pootermobile

July 2nd, 2006

9:40:33 PM CDT

(0)

rofl, they are already needing to design a new one. the company they work for must be a sweatshop. MUST BE WORKING FOR CAPCOM, LAWL

State-of-mind

July 2nd, 2006

9:40:35 PM CDT

(0)

somebody should make them sit in front of ytmnd

wowdanger

July 2nd, 2006

9:40:59 PM CDT

(0)

tighten up those graphics!

TheBigDawg

July 2nd, 2006

9:44:42 PM CDT

(0)

HeadOn, Apply Directly To The Forehead. HeadOn, Apply Directly To The Forehead. HeadOn, Apply Directly To The Forehead. Available at Walgreens. I mean...tighten up the graphics on level three..

tanaciousp

July 2nd, 2006

9:45:38 PM CDT

(0)

Def. need to tighten up those graphics o_O heh heh

Cheesyhoboe

July 2nd, 2006

9:47:14 PM CDT

(0)

ok, this is SERIOUSLY not funny.

Flamble

July 2nd, 2006

9:49:39 PM CDT

(0)

...and my mom said I'd never get ANYWHERE with these games!

Woglo

July 2nd, 2006

9:50:45 PM CDT

(0)

Not funny but also not applicable to YTMND art.

CaptianHowdy

July 2nd, 2006

9:53:14 PM CDT

(0)

TIGHTEN UP THOSE GRAPHICS BOYS!!! he could have responded by saying what the f*ck do i look retarded anyone can tighten up that sh*t you stupid bitch

rambogizmo

July 2nd, 2006

9:55:34 PM CDT

(0)

f*ckING GREAT!

Scissorfight

July 2nd, 2006

9:59:39 PM CDT

(0)

Houston, we have a lol

Panzer

July 2nd, 2006

10:01:29 PM CDT

(0)

those commercails are so gay

jaysunli

July 2nd, 2006

10:01:42 PM CDT

(0)

How do you tighten up graphics by playing a game?

suburbanlegend

July 2nd, 2006

10:05:08 PM CDT

(0)

We just finished Level 3? That sounds like one of those 15 dollar PS2 games. Three f*cking levels?

Keuven

July 2nd, 2006

10:05:42 PM CDT

(0)

Yeah Bitch tighten up the effing graphics!

Blizz

July 2nd, 2006

10:08:11 PM CDT

(0)

lolx so lame

jarripotter

July 2nd, 2006

10:11:48 PM CDT

(0)

yeah i agree, though its funny and stupid, you did nothing besides realizing that and uploading. no creativity = no soup.

ramskid1676

July 2nd, 2006

11:48:58 PM CDT

(0)

i like the other one where they have a woman on a motorcycle thats like... this is your future but this one is still great... http://onlyincanada.ytmnd.com/

DurotanZealot

July 2nd, 2006

11:49:47 PM CDT

(0)

ROFL at the PS1 controllers. jesus these guys are morons.

capungo

July 2nd, 2006

11:52:09 PM CDT

(0)

Well, at least level 3's gonna have tight graphics...

StormBolt

July 2nd, 2006

11:54:17 PM CDT

(0)

WHAT KIND OF GAME HAS 3 LEVELS, and how can you program with a controller in your hand and not a mouse and keyboard insight

IXISIXI

July 2nd, 2006

11:54:19 PM CDT

(0)

HAHAHA I was just thinking about this yesteday.

LSDguy

July 2nd, 2006

11:56:04 PM CDT

(0)

lol that is the stupidist fukcing commercial ever, i was like i feel bad for the peepz that go " HEY THAT COULD BE ME!!!"

aiRwREcktion

July 2nd, 2006

11:59:52 PM CDT

(0)

sorta reminds me of ~HOVERROUND ~HOVERROUND ~HOVERROUND commercial.

Rad1030

July 3rd, 2006

12:00:14 AM CDT

(0)

lol. i've seen that on TV.

dooku-dynasty

July 3rd, 2006

12:04:01 AM CDT

(0)

Best commercial ever.

andthencamethen5

July 3rd, 2006

12:06:26 AM CDT

(0)

I laughed so hard when I saw this commercial for the first time. Also, I've always wanted to peel out in the parking lot of ITT Tech or something and yell "GO WESTOOD!!!"

GIVEMEREPLAY

July 3rd, 2006

12:06:27 AM CDT

(0)

This is so f*cking nonsensical. Generally when someone hates a topic, they downvote sites based around it, even if that site doesnt support it. This site promotes this commercial, and you guys hate it, but you upvote? What is this sh*t?

captainstarbucs

July 3rd, 2006

12:07:03 AM CDT

(0)

im going to post a commercial. brb

djbadger

July 3rd, 2006

12:08:09 AM CDT

(0)

Wow... This was hilarious. Excellent find.

sAge

July 3rd, 2006

12:08:36 AM CDT

(0)

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH .... Also F*gs.

Yojimbo

July 3rd, 2006

12:15:20 AM CDT

(0)

Instant 5.

cpux

July 3rd, 2006

12:17:02 AM CDT

(0)

Knowing game designers, all I have to say to that commercial is, "BWAHAHAHAHA! If game design were only that glamorous." Nerds, wise up; it IS a real job.

phire

July 3rd, 2006

12:19:04 AM CDT

(0)

hehe, great commercial

jesus-the-magic-mexi

July 3rd, 2006

12:20:07 AM CDT

(0)

This is the first time I have felt like rape is a good idea.

CommieKid

July 3rd, 2006

12:21:27 AM CDT

(0)

Have fun getting $0 a year after you graduate from one of these colleges.

Abad

July 3rd, 2006

12:21:27 AM CDT

(1)

What the hell? If I wanted to see the same commerical, then I'd go to Youtube.

July 3rd, 2006

(0)

July 3rd, 2006

(0)

I'd tighten up her graphics. A little bit. On level three.

TheBigDawg

July 3rd, 2006

12:30:49 AM CDT

(0)

Is it a bad thing to admit I'm going to college under a video game programming track?

Xioyux

July 3rd, 2006

12:39:10 AM CDT

(0)

What company made this commercial?

EyeBeatWomen

July 3rd, 2006

12:42:45 AM CDT

(0)

f*cking amazing... I saw this before.

staticfootball

July 3rd, 2006

12:46:12 AM CDT

(0)

i hate this commercial!

Shaun1018

July 3rd, 2006

12:47:59 AM CDT

(0)

also actors.

jorrar

July 3rd, 2006

1:01:38 AM CDT

(1)

his hair is looking FABULOUS!

BIOS9

July 3rd, 2006

1:08:37 AM CDT

(0)

lol

drevilz4l

July 3rd, 2006

1:09:50 AM CDT

(0)

I laugh every time this commercial comes on g4

Kazuma

July 3rd, 2006

1:10:56 AM CDT

(0)

I needa tighten up the graphics on level three. I'm gonna make my own remake of that. mmk?

BungHunter

July 3rd, 2006

1:13:28 AM CDT

(0)

Those jobs don't exist. I mean, a couple of douchebags sitting around getting paid to play what looks like PSX is just a load of crap.

ffmusicdj

July 3rd, 2006

1:14:06 AM CDT

(0)

HAHAHA WHAT THE F**K DOES "TIGHTEN UP THE GRAPHICS" MEAN? I am a game tester and you dont get paid very well so don't buy into this BULL

DrewC

July 3rd, 2006

1:14:53 AM CDT

(0)

1 for a waste of a URL. You put a comercial up; good f*cking job.

killswitch32

July 3rd, 2006

1:15:25 AM CDT

(0)

These commercials shame the entire software development industry.

ZipZopZoobityBop

July 3rd, 2006

1:21:59 AM CDT

(0)

This is the greatest advertisement ever produced.

ac6517

July 3rd, 2006

1:25:15 AM CDT

(0)

lol

BigEasy

July 3rd, 2006

1:27:55 AM CDT

(0)

This wins at recruitment. Period.

charlieboy

July 3rd, 2006

1:32:33 AM CDT

(0)

lol, such a bad commercial... thanks for sharing

docfrance

July 3rd, 2006

1:42:18 AM CDT

(0)

Come on, everyone knows you tighten graphics with a wrench.

amccreadysable

July 3rd, 2006

1:43:22 AM CDT

(0)

HOLY sh*t. I JUST SPEND MY ENTIRE LIFE UVW MAPPING WHEN I COULD BE 'TIGHTENING UP THE GRAPHICS' WITH THE CONTROLLER. OH MY GOD.

gizmo90

July 3rd, 2006

1:52:14 AM CDT

(0)

I PISSED!

Patriarch

July 3rd, 2006

2:03:43 AM CDT

(0)

That chick is way too hot to be working the in game industry.

Kiernos

July 3rd, 2006

2:18:00 AM CDT

(0)

GET A CAREER PLAYING VIDEO GAMES: BECOME A CHINESE WOW GOLD FARMER TODAY

Dooby22

July 3rd, 2006

2:19:38 AM CDT

(0)

hhahahahahah

kevthegreat55

July 3rd, 2006

2:21:04 AM CDT

(0)

those graphics could be tighter

TallestSteven

July 3rd, 2006

2:28:01 AM CDT

(0)

Huge Douche Bags.

ewfd

July 3rd, 2006

2:28:12 AM CDT

(0)

chicks dig guys with jobs involving video games who make less than $10,000 a year. this also includes you f*gs who work at gamestop.

kev3d

July 3rd, 2006

2:59:18 AM CDT

(0)

Yes, there is no better way to Stick it to Mother than to work as a Tester for a Video Game Company.

Celark

July 3rd, 2006

3:07:39 AM CDT

(0)

lol.......noobs

Diablo

July 3rd, 2006

3:14:36 AM CDT

(0)

Tighten up your *ss crack bitch!

silv3r

July 3rd, 2006

3:30:49 AM CDT

(0)

what a bunch of slackers... TIGHTEN UP THOSE GRAPHICS DAMMIT WE HAD A DEADLINE

Jonky

July 3rd, 2006

3:34:32 AM CDT

(0)

And my mom said I would never get ANYWHERE by playing these games...

Secretpmg

July 3rd, 2006

4:24:30 AM CDT

(0)

"We're programming with Game Maker 6!"

appollymus

July 3rd, 2006

4:54:55 AM CDT

(0)

LOLZ! YAY FOR COMMERCIALS! or not. I hate these ads. Video games should NOT be created by "normal" people. Only people that want to make them and understand the difficulty (and if made by general population we won't see originality in games EVER AGAIN... aka GTA69:The return of the jacker.). one'd for this commercial.

Misbeliever

July 3rd, 2006

5:13:51 AM CDT

(0)

i thought the ytmnd sucked, but after reading the comments, 5

ProjectThief

July 3rd, 2006

5:16:23 AM CDT

(0)

That college sucks.

Wedgelol

July 3rd, 2006

6:15:29 AM CDT

(0)

Your pony died because it wasn't pretty enough?

lovethyconan

July 3rd, 2006

6:28:37 AM CDT

(0)

jorrar: "his hair is looking FABULOUS!" qft! ...also, bad actors = funny. stupid lines = funnier. how are the downvoters not getting that?

Trademarked

July 3rd, 2006

6:29:50 AM CDT

(0)

Isn't that the dude from Smallville or something? O.o

Akrady

July 3rd, 2006

6:35:41 AM CDT

(0)

Haha, almost as bad are Pure Pwnage. Amirite?

MessedRocker

July 3rd, 2006

6:51:49 AM CDT

(0)

TIGHTENING UP THE GRAPHICS!

NoGodExistsIII

July 3rd, 2006

7:02:43 AM CDT

(0)

As I understand it real life professional game testers have to spend a lot of time writing up reports but its sometimes fun if youre looking for sh*t a bored gamer might do sign me up

Jesushobo

July 3rd, 2006

7:19:40 AM CDT

(1)

great acting, superb job guys. You have successfully made everyone who has ever played a video game, embarassed to the point of not wanting to play games again, great job! XD

KaneRobot

July 3rd, 2006

7:20:03 AM CDT

(1)

This ain't YouTubeMND. +1 for spawning zenigata1's comment though.

KaneRobot

July 3rd, 2006

7:23:32 AM CDT

(0)

"I'm Archie Bell and these are the Drells! We've got a new song called Tighten Up, and this is the music you tighten up to!"

semperar

July 3rd, 2006

7:36:07 AM CDT

(0)

+3 because I hate that commercial. No 5 for lack of anything creative or original.

daleksrock

July 3rd, 2006

8:08:13 AM CDT

(0)

Holy crap, it's the Diggnation guys.

St00pidman

July 3rd, 2006

8:31:23 AM CDT

(0)

So my dream job.

manoshandsoffate

July 3rd, 2006

8:47:17 AM CDT

(0)

tighten up those graphics, bitch!

Psychedelicized

July 3rd, 2006

8:51:30 AM CDT

(1)

Reminds me of a set up for a low-budget porno, right before the actors get it on.

TastyQQQs

July 3rd, 2006

8:56:41 AM CDT

(0)

www.kanyeiscrazy.ytmnd.com You know, this commercial should have never been made into a ytmnd. It would have either been the worst ytmnd ever, or it would've become the biggest fad any of us could imagine. Only time will tell what will happen to the Tighten up the Graphics saga. www.kanyeiscrazy.ytmnd.com

brownm93

July 3rd, 2006

8:59:09 AM CDT

(0)

i loled even before the site loaded, based on the title alone. They couldnt even get someone who plays games to appear in this commercial. Check out the guy on the left with his hand on the 2 analog sticks... obviously 5'ed

DUCKYOFalarcon

July 3rd, 2006

9:03:02 AM CDT

(0)

I used to see the commercial and love it. So lame. They act like there is a knob you pull labeled graphics that needs to be tightened.

Grundge

July 3rd, 2006

9:05:27 AM CDT

(0)

5'd for so f*cking lame.

Reptile

July 3rd, 2006

9:06:01 AM CDT

(0)

I always see that commercial on G4.... and manage to laugh everytime. 5'd

FatalFlak

July 3rd, 2006

9:22:57 AM CDT

(0)

...and my mom said I'd never get ANYWHERE with these games!

iv3rdawG

July 3rd, 2006

9:25:53 AM CDT

(0)

lol, they always show these on G4

psychosilocybin

July 3rd, 2006

9:30:00 AM CDT

(0)

I would tighten up her graphics if you know what I mean hur hur hur

newpageone

July 3rd, 2006

9:39:40 AM CDT

(0)

MY MOM SAID I WOULD NEVER GET ANYWHERE WITH THESE GAMES 555555555555555

RandoMRockeT

July 3rd, 2006

9:59:20 AM CDT

(0)

That's f*cking tight yo!

tehsn1p3r

July 3rd, 2006

10:07:01 AM CDT

(0)

Lol. I

stax

July 3rd, 2006

10:10:30 AM CDT

(0)

Hahahaha

July 3rd, 2006

(0)

July 3rd, 2006

(0)

I don't see how this sh*t is top 15.

St205

July 3rd, 2006

10:30:42 AM CDT

(0)

Congrats,for starting a fad.

TheMochajaro

July 3rd, 2006

10:33:47 AM CDT

(0)

they made a game called Titan Up

lotto23

July 3rd, 2006

10:39:39 AM CDT

(0)

I hate these commercials so much lol 5

AwakeningAZ

July 3rd, 2006

10:47:55 AM CDT

(0)

The game industry wouldn't touch these douchewads. Win.

Stonen

July 3rd, 2006

10:49:12 AM CDT

(0)

Hahahaha, I f*cking hate that commercial.

SpikeTheWarlord

July 3rd, 2006

10:50:07 AM CDT

(0)

f*cking stupid. who "tightens up graphics"? BS actors.

trag

July 3rd, 2006

10:50:19 AM CDT

(0)

my mom said i would never get ANYWHERE with these games!!!

shigohiiroyui

July 3rd, 2006

10:56:15 AM CDT

(0)

Thank you everyone for noticing this commericial.

asstyrant

July 3rd, 2006

11:02:44 AM CDT

(0)

Logged in just to five these crappy commercials. LOL!

SwK

July 3rd, 2006

11:09:29 AM CDT

(0)

WORST GAME TESTER EVAAAAA

Shinsenbaka-san

July 3rd, 2006

11:09:46 AM CDT

(0)

Testing games = fail. Creating games = win. Also, these people have NOOO idea about the gaming industry really, why would one programmer be on two projects at once... I mean, she doesn't look like she's on the verge of a mental break down... But I've known people break down from being on just ONE game... (behind deadlines and reaching release. =P)

ashpoop

July 3rd, 2006

11:17:39 AM CDT

(0)

You ever notice how many of those god damn video game school commercials now? Oh yeah,I agree with PastorTravis.Thats the worst commercial.

DanTheMan101

July 3rd, 2006

11:19:19 AM CDT

(0)

ZOMG I WANTS THAT JOBS !!!1

uberwolf

July 3rd, 2006

11:26:20 AM CDT

(0)

i will tighten those mother f*ckers so fast

Triple7

July 3rd, 2006

11:30:58 AM CDT

(0)

It wasnt funny with the odd voices, so what makes you think it's funny without them?

July 3rd, 2006

(0)

July 3rd, 2006

(0)

SOMETHINGAWFUL.COM

PMRG

July 3rd, 2006

11:53:18 AM CDT

(0)

SOMETHINGISAWFUL.COM

nightwolf

July 3rd, 2006

11:53:28 AM CDT

(0)

LOL This commercial comes on all the time on TBS! Such a lame one too!

Zeketheo

July 3rd, 2006

12:02:50 PM CDT

(0)

Colleges make the worst commercials.

Gawd

July 3rd, 2006

12:02:52 PM CDT

(0)

f*ggy short film

Parabellum

July 3rd, 2006

12:20:36 PM CDT

(0)

Good effort shows. It would have been funny to overdub it with something else though.

vertigo

July 3rd, 2006

12:23:10 PM CDT

(0)

"Tighten up the graphics"? NOOB.

Snico

July 3rd, 2006

12:23:44 PM CDT

(0)

gaaawd I hate that commercial. WTF is that supposed to mean you dumb *ssholes!?

AnimeObsesser

July 3rd, 2006

12:34:55 PM CDT

(0)

That commercial makes me what to kick those guys asses.

Elissar

July 3rd, 2006

12:41:20 PM CDT

(1)

God, I am so glad they took that one off. "Tighten up the graphics..." Ok, let's just reprogram the entire F***ing game! I hate all those commercials.

EKAJ13

July 3rd, 2006

12:43:15 PM CDT

(0)

rofl

SeanDoe85

July 3rd, 2006

12:50:11 PM CDT

(1)

yo momma was right

alchymi

July 3rd, 2006

12:55:35 PM CDT

(1)

lol I actually am training to get into this profession... 2 guys programming, modelling, creating physics engines AND testing the games? f*ck do those guys work for Blizzard?

SVMINVIC

July 3rd, 2006

12:56:06 PM CDT

(0)

It's because the school is a joke, and they're just trying to get you to drop money on classes...possibly money that isn't yours, because most people pay for school through scholarships, grants and loans.

jpeg87

July 3rd, 2006

12:56:07 PM CDT

(0)

shes a bit hot

dark-inchworm

July 3rd, 2006

12:56:40 PM CDT

(0)

y'know, I'm sorta looking to get into the game industry (hoping it will be a bit less hellish by that time), and everytime this commercial is on when family members are around, it makes me feel embarrassed as hell.

TheRockBoS

July 3rd, 2006

12:57:50 PM CDT

(0)

I see this horror ever other day. "I've got another one I need to designed."

Thurgor

July 3rd, 2006

12:58:58 PM CDT

(0)

"Hey guys. Finished testing that game yet? I've got another one I need designed." "Ha! Yeah right bitch, we barely started, level 3 lol." "Okay then, I'll just smile and walk back to my office."

devilz

July 3rd, 2006

1:12:03 PM CDT

(0)

lolololol

Daltonofzeal2

July 3rd, 2006

1:20:33 PM CDT

(-1)

So what's the joke here? That this is a bad commercial?

doghammer

July 3rd, 2006

1:25:14 PM CDT

(0)

That commercial fills me with an unspeakable rage.

Jesusv20wnsj00

July 3rd, 2006

1:29:58 PM CDT

(0)

I don't know what to say.

DEFM

July 3rd, 2006

1:30:24 PM CDT

(1)

"HOLY sh*t. I JUST SPEND MY ENTIRE LIFE UVW MAPPING WHEN I COULD BE 'TIGHTENING UP THE GRAPHICS' WITH THE CONTROLLER. OH MY GOD." QFT, UVW mapping sucks when you have no photoshop skills.

inkblot263

July 3rd, 2006

1:34:27 PM CDT

(0)

win

kakarott

July 3rd, 2006

1:56:17 PM CDT

(1)

God, those DeVry institute of technology (Sounds like something from Scientology) commercials are awful. TIGHTEN UP THE GRAPHICS! Because as you know, graphics get loose from time to time.

Carnixx

July 3rd, 2006

2:02:10 PM CDT

(0)

Lmfao video game testers have the sh*ttiest jobs, seriously

jpeg87

July 3rd, 2006

2:04:12 PM CDT

(0)

http://xbox360.joystiq.com/2006/01/11/cheesy-game-designers-tighten-up-the-graphics/ VIDEO HERE

lashiens

July 3rd, 2006

2:06:03 PM CDT

(0)

http://tightenupthegraphicswitharchiebell.ytmnd.com/

lolmongoose

July 3rd, 2006

2:14:47 PM CDT

(0)

lol for stupid

Icecream458

July 3rd, 2006

2:24:40 PM CDT

(0)

bigzach "if that was my boss, she would have to tighten up her vagina to keep me out of" bigzach ftw

Amenhotep2

July 3rd, 2006

2:44:36 PM CDT

(0)

What's so special about this?

TastyLobster

July 3rd, 2006

2:53:12 PM CDT

(0)

"if that was my boss, she would have to tighten up her vagina to keep me out of it."

ashpoop

July 3rd, 2006

3:05:37 PM CDT

(0)

Do you hear the sounds the f*cking game is making?What the hell is this?Atari?

mcnichoj

July 3rd, 2006

3:13:44 PM CDT

(0)

I'm fiving this because of zenigata1's comment.

kizofieva

July 3rd, 2006

3:33:18 PM CDT

(0)

Yeah, I always loved that commercial.

Zilcho

July 3rd, 2006

3:44:58 PM CDT

(0)

and my mom said I would never get ANYWHERE with these GAMES

Digeridude

July 3rd, 2006

4:02:42 PM CDT

(0)

LOL I work for Black Mesa. You all want my job.

lazysunday

July 3rd, 2006

4:25:18 PM CDT

(0)

lol, G4 advertising aswell as the fact that they were fixing graphics for a ps1 game when that ad came out in like 05

Abdiel

July 3rd, 2006

4:27:41 PM CDT

(0)

thats posibly the worst commercial ive ever seen. but thats also possibly the best job ive ever seen.

milbauer

July 3rd, 2006

4:29:20 PM CDT

(0)

That was so shameful, I never want to use a computer or watch tv ever again.

Mofaz

July 3rd, 2006

4:36:58 PM CDT

(0)

INYWHER WIHT TEHSE GMAES

zooyo

July 3rd, 2006

4:46:54 PM CDT

(0)

im suprised it took this long for this commercial to reer its head on ytmnd

sup3r-m4rio

July 3rd, 2006

5:02:42 PM CDT

(0)

*cries*

heyendrew

July 3rd, 2006

5:05:44 PM CDT

(0)

someone should make a Tom Emanski's defensive drill commercial starring Fred McGriff YTMND.

monkeytrousers

July 3rd, 2006

5:31:04 PM CDT

(1)

i bet they're working on Duke Nukem Forever

solfat

July 3rd, 2006

5:43:46 PM CDT

(0)

rofl game design is nothing like that :(

Mysticsnowcone

July 3rd, 2006

6:04:47 PM CDT

(0)

I dont usually downvote, but ive seen this commercial enough on TV.

SputnikDX

July 3rd, 2006

6:17:57 PM CDT

(0)

Tighten the graffix? > Tighten the graphics!!

Chao

July 3rd, 2006

6:32:07 PM CDT

(1)

Recoil42 said it best "zomg making games is teh easy & fun and all you do is play videogames all day!" but I can't bring myself to 5 or even 4 something so... asinine... as this commercial. Even if it's being made fun of.

dannico

July 3rd, 2006

6:35:03 PM CDT

(0)

I hope she talks that dirty in bed.

Retrospect

July 3rd, 2006

6:41:43 PM CDT

(0)

If they're tightening up graphics, that makes me a most celebrated gaming developer on Earth. DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS!...3'd

butch

July 3rd, 2006

6:52:32 PM CDT

(0)

They need a version of this that's for aspiring porn actors 'I never thought I 'd get a job doing this!'

codyvancody

July 3rd, 2006

7:01:25 PM CDT

(0)

lol do video game testers have anything to go with the graphics? no!

xytheril

July 3rd, 2006

7:09:03 PM CDT

(1)

What the......these graphics are STILL way too loose! You guys are so f*cking fired!

ZEROEVILDARKCOOL

July 3rd, 2006

7:22:20 PM CDT

(1)

THIS IS JUST A COMMERICAL AND MY FATHER SAID I WOULD NEVER BECOME A VIDEO GAME MASTER BUT LOOK AT ME NOW

Zeegloo

July 3rd, 2006

7:57:26 PM CDT

(0)

Corniness ftw.

Offsprizzle

July 3rd, 2006

8:11:09 PM CDT

(0)

...it's a commercial... nothing done with it.

philibuster

July 3rd, 2006

8:13:10 PM CDT

(0)

TURBOSMOOTH EVERYTHING LOLOLOLOLOLololol1ol1o1l1o11l1o!

marx

July 3rd, 2006

8:23:34 PM CDT

(0)

wow. a commercial I saw.

BTVagrant

July 3rd, 2006

8:25:39 PM CDT

(0)

ROFLCOPTERS!!!

bowow

July 3rd, 2006

8:37:23 PM CDT

(0)

The closest those guys ever came to making a game was when they played hide the salami with eachother.

ahodiwal

July 3rd, 2006

8:43:49 PM CDT

(0)

wow iused to see this commercial all the time, hahah

Refractor

July 3rd, 2006

8:46:35 PM CDT

(0)

I hate when games have loose graphics....wtf

peppersandcake

July 3rd, 2006

8:48:34 PM CDT

(0)

I've actually seen this commercial.

spunky13

July 3rd, 2006

8:48:56 PM CDT

(0)

i wish i made this, I've been laughing to this commercial for a long time.

Catmane

July 3rd, 2006

9:07:15 PM CDT

(0)

LOLOLool its about time someone made a ytmnd of this dumbass commerical

listereo

July 3rd, 2006

9:12:19 PM CDT

(0)

Ah, the add that makes my choice in career feel like a horrible escape from a real job. Thanks for making a college student with a bright future feel like a drop out escapist!

hhhh64

July 3rd, 2006

9:12:35 PM CDT

(0)

Sure, it's a dumb commerical.... but all you did was put it on a YTMND. I don't see why that deserves a high rating...

B4T3R

July 3rd, 2006

9:34:05 PM CDT

(0)

god damn you G4

Coldmetal

July 3rd, 2006

9:45:48 PM CDT

(0)

I HATE THOSE f*ckING COMMERICALS. CRUISE CONTROL TO CAPS LOCK. 4'd

DjStikMan

July 3rd, 2006

9:57:32 PM CDT

(0)

because we all know that we can tighten up graphics with only a f*cking controller....

roq

July 3rd, 2006

9:57:57 PM CDT

(0)

I almost thought it was an anti-drug commercial the first time I saw it.

ytcracker

July 3rd, 2006

9:59:55 PM CDT

(0)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO IVE BEEN UP LATE NIGHTS WITH THEM

SnoopJeDi

July 3rd, 2006

10:06:02 PM CDT

(0)

TIGHTEN THAT sh*t!!11 Also, here's my spoof: http://tightenthegfx.ytmnd.com/

thekillerfroggy

July 3rd, 2006

10:12:23 PM CDT

(0)

LOL. i HATE that commercial.

Mastodon

July 3rd, 2006

10:18:51 PM CDT

(0)

I hate that commercial. Why make a ytmnd about it? It's not even funny in a cheesy way.

Tyler2k

July 3rd, 2006

10:27:21 PM CDT

(0)

" "we just have to tighten the graphics" They must be on the devolpment team for duke nukem forever " 5 for that comment alone...and I hate that ad

Zazabar

July 3rd, 2006

10:36:01 PM CDT

(0)

And of course, tighening up the graphics help make the perfect game.

Sudokian

July 3rd, 2006

10:45:52 PM CDT

(0)

I knew it was gonna be this commercial when I saw the title.

Spittinglama

July 3rd, 2006

11:01:09 PM CDT

(0)

i love originality

scs

July 3rd, 2006

11:30:38 PM CDT

(0)

c'mon downvoting douches, this sh*t is funny.

DDRmaster

July 3rd, 2006

11:30:57 PM CDT

(0)

I like the other one better. (*Demon voice* Hey dumbasses, quit playing the damn game and start coding!!1) PS: PastorTravis, that's so true... And she looks retarded too.

SaveFerris

July 3rd, 2006

11:43:37 PM CDT

(0)

Sounds like lucasarts entire staff..

likeakiller

July 3rd, 2006

11:46:04 PM CDT

(0)

sync is off. Wtf is "tightening" the graphics?? Bwahahaha that lady is DUMB for believing their bullsh*t.

Mojo86

July 4th, 2006

12:01:59 AM CDT

(0)

hey dude, are you done writing that novel? i got another one i need finished right away

White-Rabbit

July 4th, 2006

1:31:46 AM CDT

(0)

ignore 5 years of coding! just push the tighten grafix button. f*cking losers (btw, i plan on raping that bitch ^_^ )

VenomSpawn

July 4th, 2006

1:53:38 AM CDT

(0)

I saw a parody of this commercial, my friend told me about it but I could never see it. You got favourite because this commercial is so retartedly awesome.

Reinhart

July 4th, 2006

2:19:16 AM CDT

(0)

My mom said I would never get ANYWHERE with these games!

BullwinkleB

July 4th, 2006

5:12:26 AM CDT

(0)

Not Even Tight Graphics could make that commercial good.

kingmango

July 4th, 2006