Ted Stevens' Own Personal Internet
Created on: July 2nd, 2006
Ted Stevens' Own Personal Internet
Ted Stevens speaks about The Internet.

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July 2nd, 2006
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he just the other day received an internet... but it was tangled.
July 2nd, 2006
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lol tangled tubes
July 2nd, 2006
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i recieved my internet the other day
July 2nd, 2006
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I love this guy.
July 2nd, 2006
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What the hell was he talking about? Maybe e-mail? Maybe www.kanyeiscrazy.ytmnd.com ?
July 2nd, 2006
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I have that problem too. Tangled internets.
July 2nd, 2006
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Lol... we're f*cked.
July 2nd, 2006
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Damn internets! I hate it when the tubes tangle
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I was sent an internet yesterday as well. I plan on sending it back for a puppy.
July 2nd, 2006
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I can hear him saying this, too: "And then there's people awarding other people thousands of internets a day on these, these image, what, boards? Image boards? 'You win an Internet. Here's a thousand internets.' What about my Internet? Are they giving away my Internet?"
July 2nd, 2006
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haha
July 2nd, 2006
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I think he was referring to keeping the internet organized and in order... but tubes is just not the right word to use at all.
July 2nd, 2006
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Damn, my innernet tubes are tangled up! It took my staff hours to deliever it to me
July 2nd, 2006
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Someone gave him an internet.
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I say YTMND untangles the internet. We already saved the world from Eon8 and Ebaum.
July 2nd, 2006
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I think 'tubes' comes from the piping that all of the fiber optic cables are put in, but he certainly is out of touch.
July 2nd, 2006
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tangled internet ftw
July 2nd, 2006
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tha whoooole intarnat was sent by his staff--on a floppy?
July 2nd, 2006
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Make him stop.
July 2nd, 2006
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My Gmail account has an spam internet filter. :D
July 2nd, 2006
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all your internet are belong to us
July 2nd, 2006
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I give you four internets.
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LMFAO... WOW.
July 2nd, 2006
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Guys, he obviously means his internet connection. You never refer to it that way? Like "my internet is down"? Maybe it's a regional thing.
July 2nd, 2006
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"My staff sent me an internet."
July 2nd, 2006
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This ytmnd is a pretty funny internet
July 2nd, 2006
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Well, he IS from Alaska. Maybe they got that crazy Soviet Russian internet up there...where internet downloads YOU!
July 2nd, 2006
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i'd give you five internet but its all tangled,
July 2nd, 2006
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lol... he's stupid
July 2nd, 2006
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He forgot Poland too?
July 2nd, 2006
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LMAO. making fun of ted stevens is win. hey, I need an internet. someone want to send me one.
July 2nd, 2006
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Anybody know where I can get a torrent file that will allow me to download my own personal internet?
July 2nd, 2006
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AT LEAST BUSH RECOGNIZES THAT PEOPLE DON'T OWN THEIR OWN INTERNETS LAWL LAWL HE'S GAY THE IUUIHIU IS COMING
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I'm tangled in an internet, please send detangler.
July 2nd, 2006
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lol classic ytmnd and f*cking funny too
July 2nd, 2006
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July 2nd, 2006
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SAVE MY OWN PERSONAL INTERNETS!
July 2nd, 2006
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I love Ted Stevens.
July 2nd, 2006
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It happens to me, too. My internets are always getting tangled. It's worst on mondays, I've noticed.
July 2nd, 2006
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Here we go...
July 2nd, 2006
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Personal i-in-internet..
July 2nd, 2006
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he tries not to do the same mistake Bush made, he calls Internet for 3 things He went to a "web site", he received an "EMail" and to the Internet in general. He does no know what anything about the internet... damn n00b
July 2nd, 2006
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Can somebody help me? My Internet is tangled too.
July 2nd, 2006
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This is so wrong, but also funny
July 2nd, 2006
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How can a man this stupid even manage to get elected into office? I say we force Alaska to secede from the union.
July 2nd, 2006
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INTERNET WAS SENT BY MY STAFF
July 2nd, 2006
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lol, INTERNET!
July 2nd, 2006
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MR PRESIDENT I YIELD THE FLOOR WHILE I GO GET SOME INTERNET
July 2nd, 2006
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DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS
July 2nd, 2006
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I read about this on digg. What an old, gerrymandering moron.
July 2nd, 2006
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Also 5d 'cause it got TANGLED UP with all these things that going on the internet COMMERCIALLY.
July 2nd, 2006
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those damn internetz.
July 2nd, 2006
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internets are sticky cause of all the intrawebs things get stuck and he cant get his mail because he has no speakers so he cant hear "you got mail" and that means less internets
July 2nd, 2006
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This guy needs to know about INTERNETNESTSNTENSNTSN! And his personal Internets!
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I hope this guy makes president
July 2nd, 2006
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He was sent the internet? XD
July 2nd, 2006
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srsly, wtf is this guy going on about?, can someone PM me???
July 2nd, 2006
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someone get all depeche mode on our asses with this quote, cmon its begging for it
July 2nd, 2006
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someone go depeche mode on this
July 2nd, 2006
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woops double dipping with the same nacho!
July 2nd, 2006
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your own [boom budoom bum] PERSONAL [boombudoom bum]INTERNET!
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Mommy! I want an internet like that kid's!
July 2nd, 2006
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He knows much about internet. Also, personal in-internet
July 2nd, 2006
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Poor guy confused "internet" and "email" [boomaga mode]...LOL...[/boomaga mode]
July 2nd, 2006
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It goes in the crapper! This is a great fad.
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it made me think of the fourth panel of this comic http://achewood.com/index.php?date=06142002
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They sent him an internet? You mean like....one of those AOL 700 free minute disks?
July 2nd, 2006
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Somebody better get ahold of his grandson so he can teach his grandpappy all about this newfangled invention.
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I recieved MY personal internet ^_^
July 3rd, 2006
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congrats folks: that's your chairman of the Committee on Commerce, Science, & Transportation
July 10th, 2006
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"Who The f*ck is Ted Stevens?"
July 16th, 2006
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"I say we force Alaska to secede from the union." Might as well, we already sold its oil fields for free to a herd of wanna-be reindeer. Wow I hate animal rights activists.
July 22nd, 2006
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Ted Stevens is the dumbest man in Congress. That's a feat in itself.
July 29th, 2006
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I DON'T CARE, I JUST WANT MY AIR SNARES!
August 2nd, 2006
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internet was sent by his staff, and he didnt get it untill yesterday.
August 5th, 2006
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I got my own internet from the internet web staff my internet...internet.
August 6th, 2006
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Damn Alaskans
August 6th, 2006
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In Mother Russia Internets Sends YOU!
August 12th, 2006
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August 14th, 2006
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I'm packing up my internet and taking it to Canada
August 14th, 2006
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A member of my staff sent me an internet?
August 16th, 2006
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His tubes were tied.
August 23rd, 2006
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Johnson & Johnson: No More Tangles. Problem solved. ALERT CONGRESS!!
August 27th, 2006
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LOL Ted Stevens = the anti-1337
September 1st, 2006
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It's funny when people don't know what they're talking about.
September 4th, 2006
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lol, intertrucks
September 18th, 2006
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Darn tangled internets
June 25th, 2007
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Well, it's a series of tubes, so it's easy to tangle...