Church sign sticks it to santa
Created on: June 26th, 2006
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Santa earns revenue for the economy. The better the economy, the lower the unemployment rate. Therefore less people are on unemployment and earning virtually nothing because of him. People on unemployment have a higher tendency to commit crimes that can effect people psychologically or physically. Therefore, Santa Claus saved many people in this modern-day society so f*ck off church.
where were we prior to pointless crap? We were in the dark ages of absolutley nothing useful happening to society. The peasents and the feudal system ran through for 1000 years with the only significant events being the Crusades and the Battle of Hastings. Monarchies were horrible governmental systems because people were born into what they'd be. Communism doesn't work due to the human nature of wanting more. Dictatorships...like monarchies basically. Capitalist Democracies suck *ss but theyre the best now
One of the most amazing feats of Saint Nicholas however was that he lived to a ripe old age and died peacefully in his own bed. At a time where most saints earned their place in heaven by dying for their faith in manners most unusual and cruel, this definitely made him stand out (together with Saint Martin, who also died of natural old age) and definitely aided to his 'popularity' in every way of the word. -Wikipedia on Saint Nicholas. :P
Jesus the person is dead, its an undesputed fact that the man did exist. But there is no credible proof that he rose from the dead. However, the god of shopping has been alive and well a lot longer then Jesus has. I'm not talking about St. Nick, Santa Claus was invented by Coca Cola. St. Nick is losely based on him.
Actually, after Jesus of Nazareth, aka Jesus Christ respawned, he bought "Red Festive Armor" and "Red Festive Hat", he drank many more potions, he added a beard to his face, and he used the cheat code "n*gg*sstealbikes" to get a reindeer-pulled sleigh. He also summoned many wrapped presents and bought "Large Magic Bag" to place them in.
See, I hate stupid church signs. "Santa never died for our sins" Well, I WAS NEVER TOLD Santa died for my sins. I was told by my parents Jesus died for my sins, and Santa brings presents. Now, I don't care if anyone believes in Jesus or not, but anyone with the IQ above a jar of mayonnaise would be smart enough to understand Christian Thelolgy better then that.
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