We should start up a fund to help out poor Xenu. In return for their donations, we could offer people counsoling, or "auditing" sessions to help them deal with the grief of knowing Xenu's true story. We could also make them hold on to a pair of electrically charged dildos while doing it, just for fun. $12,000/person seems a reasonable donation.

mikeyfapper

June 25th, 2006

9:13:42 PM CDT

(3)

I love how Xenu is too depressed to wash his head.

Aero

June 25th, 2006

9:15:15 PM CDT

(2)

marginal use of his legs, enough to play DDR, lol

PhantomToJ

June 25th, 2006

9:26:33 PM CDT

(-2)

5'd http://strap.ytmnd.com/

tibber

June 25th, 2006

9:29:56 PM CDT

(1)

for the win!

guydeathmachine

June 25th, 2006

9:32:09 PM CDT

(2)

Xenu beat me at ddr once, then he cut off my legs :(

AngeloF

June 25th, 2006

9:49:31 PM CDT

(1)

i see what you did there

FigmentJedi

June 25th, 2006

9:50:47 PM CDT

(1)

LoL, Allen Peppers the Alien.

oldskooldork

June 25th, 2006

9:58:01 PM CDT

(1)

I cried. 5.

iceman1616

June 25th, 2006

10:09:19 PM CDT

(1)

total fake show some proof

Paulie1980

June 25th, 2006

10:18:34 PM CDT

(1)

3'd only because you didn't properly name the song: Final Fantasy VI - Forever Rachel

Gomras

June 25th, 2006

10:20:52 PM CDT

(1)

bahahaha deja vu of Allen Peppers

naken

June 25th, 2006

10:34:23 PM CDT

(1)

HAHAHA

RupeeClock

June 25th, 2006

10:37:04 PM CDT

(1)

Ahahaha! Great brian peppers parody!

hhhh64

June 25th, 2006

10:39:47 PM CDT

(1)

Aww... poor Xenu. :p

June 25th, 2006

(1)

June 25th, 2006

(1)

:_( Damn you L.Ron and Tom Cruise for making Xenu out to be some kind of monster!

Yiddish-Cup

June 25th, 2006

10:57:17 PM CDT

(1)

The thought of Xenu playing DDR brings a hilarious image to mind. You get a 4.

Bill--Bisco

June 25th, 2006

11:01:29 PM CDT

(1)

Made me laugh

ScreenName123

June 25th, 2006

11:03:47 PM CDT

(1)

That... that's so true, and so sad. We need to stop L. Ron. Hubbard, before it's too late.

manoshandsoffate

June 25th, 2006

11:14:31 PM CDT

(1)

free xenu

billybones

June 25th, 2006

11:23:21 PM CDT

(0)

The final nail in the coffin was the "true to life Darth Vader" part.

BotKiller

June 25th, 2006

11:26:49 PM CDT

(1)

LMAO

phils314

June 25th, 2006

11:29:07 PM CDT

(1)

Xenu can play DDR? Who _wouldn't_ convert to a religion that involves DDR?

Fret

June 26th, 2006

12:02:09 AM CDT

(1)

good, but shouldn't be tiled

Cold-NiTe

June 26th, 2006

12:26:23 AM CDT

(1)

OH MY GOD. YOU WIN. ohhh god I love good parody... XD

swartkrans

June 26th, 2006

12:41:48 AM CDT

(1)

This owns Allen lol

pyrobunny1337

June 26th, 2006

12:43:25 AM CDT

(1)

5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

o0Ender0o

June 26th, 2006

12:51:33 AM CDT

(0)

I'm done with my Xenu bashing fad praises :(

Popsman

June 26th, 2006

12:53:56 AM CDT

(2)

Hilarious. Are you sure he's "intergalactic planetary" and not "planetary intergalactic" or "another dimension a new galaxy?" :P

xycos

June 26th, 2006

12:56:32 AM CDT

(1)

GOOD spoof!

Chaide

June 26th, 2006

12:56:57 AM CDT

(1)

IF ONLY MICHAEL WOLFSON WERE HERE TO SHED LIGHT ON THE TRUTH

Akrady

June 26th, 2006

1:00:05 AM CDT

(1)

Win.

TheGuesswho

June 26th, 2006

1:03:32 AM CDT

(1)

Just enough for DDR...

Squigle1337

June 26th, 2006

1:06:58 AM CDT

(1)

+4 for a funny ytmnd, +1 for your name.

Humphro

June 26th, 2006

1:10:26 AM CDT

(1)

Centered image would have been better.

Pettitman

June 26th, 2006

1:20:51 AM CDT

(1)

Holy freaking snap, this is a REALLY good site!

June 26th, 2006

(1)

June 26th, 2006

(1)

Nice

Valawrath

June 26th, 2006

1:41:10 AM CDT

(1)

OMG YES

MrFizzy

June 26th, 2006

1:53:24 AM CDT

(1)

lmao, this is even better than the "push it to the limit" letter.

Houtian

June 26th, 2006

1:57:32 AM CDT

(2)

Weird, even though I tried to convince others that the Brain Peppers letter was fake, this one seems. . . true.

KoKo37

June 26th, 2006

2:15:15 AM CDT

(1)

lol at Xenu playing DDR.

Merkilo

June 26th, 2006

2:43:49 AM CDT

(1)

im sorry i didnt realize the real story, i'll go delete my xenu sites now

nukedlikely

June 26th, 2006

2:45:39 AM CDT

(1)

ff6 = 5'd

Toadmaster89

June 26th, 2006

2:57:10 AM CDT

(1)

Xarco XD lololol

ultrakevin900

June 26th, 2006

3:21:40 AM CDT

(0)

That was f'ing hilarious, man.

lawlzorz

June 26th, 2006

3:51:15 AM CDT

(0)

Oh. My. f*cking. God. Win.

Redizhot

June 26th, 2006

4:43:42 AM CDT

(0)

Aaah, you shoulda made your username Xarko though.

Paulunga

June 26th, 2006

6:56:10 AM CDT

(0)

Xarko Peppers are good on pizza.

vitafin

June 26th, 2006

7:22:42 AM CDT

(0)

I lol'd. Also I issue a notice stating that this website be removed for copyright reasons.

GIVEMEREPLAY

June 26th, 2006

7:41:23 AM CDT

(-3)

"now that's how you revive old fads!" Now, thats how you kill YTMND with a lack of new creative ideas and old, withered, dead fads!

jeeper

June 26th, 2006

7:53:28 AM CDT

(0)

Brilliant

mrvlcmcs

June 26th, 2006

8:38:20 AM CDT

(0)

HAIL ZENU!

Jaysus

June 26th, 2006

9:10:29 AM CDT

(0)

lol, DDR and scientology, what a great mix.

VasTheStm

June 26th, 2006

9:15:40 AM CDT

(0)

Hail Xarko!

Corevirus

June 26th, 2006

9:49:22 AM CDT

(0)

OMFG TEH WINZ!!!!!!

Abel2

June 26th, 2006

10:01:01 AM CDT

(0)

5'd for mocking Allen Peppers. Free Xenu!!!

ghosttown80

June 26th, 2006

10:15:11 AM CDT

(0)

sweet

SWNut

June 26th, 2006

10:28:02 AM CDT

(0)

That was incredibly well written.

Jonathyn

June 26th, 2006

10:29:43 AM CDT

(0)

A tear for Xarko's brother.

InfallibleRoxi

June 26th, 2006

11:15:33 AM CDT

(0)

DDR ftw

Dongslam

June 26th, 2006

11:22:43 AM CDT

(0)

music is from FF3 and your a towel . 5

iotakappaphi

June 26th, 2006

11:37:34 AM CDT

(0)

lol that worked pretty well

Nightshiver00

June 26th, 2006

11:37:59 AM CDT

(0)

I saw this in the recently createdd yesterday. Bitch.

Insert

June 26th, 2006

11:53:34 AM CDT

(0)

lmao at "helped me raise my own pupae"

ashpoop

June 26th, 2006

11:57:16 AM CDT

(0)

I actually lol'd. Charging his ray gun...hahah.

ucuknow

June 26th, 2006

12:07:56 PM CDT

(0)

lol ddr.

Hoinah

June 26th, 2006

12:49:51 PM CDT

(0)

Ill 5 it if you actually credit the song, not the ytmnd you got it from

keeavin

June 26th, 2006

1:04:35 PM CDT

(0)

I'm not reading that.

Funglebum

June 26th, 2006

1:46:16 PM CDT

(0)

Hy-larious.

Mr-Shroom

June 26th, 2006

1:52:40 PM CDT

(0)

;-;

anono

June 26th, 2006

1:55:12 PM CDT

(0)

5'd merely for the comedic effect of the final fantasy 6 music. Letter with a unique twist on the fad sealed the deal.

FredDurks

June 26th, 2006

2:03:50 PM CDT

(0)

XENU's brother's name is XARKO. This letter is real funny

neo214

June 26th, 2006

2:13:21 PM CDT

(0)

lol 5 for ddr

erifneerg

June 26th, 2006

2:13:55 PM CDT

(0)

amazing!

mcnichoj

June 26th, 2006

2:20:56 PM CDT

(0)

"Let my people go!" - Moses

ibanezdude

June 26th, 2006

2:42:12 PM CDT

(0)

perfection lol

fishing4aspoon

June 26th, 2006

2:58:30 PM CDT

(0)

Aww, how cute. The alien has a soul.

Gawd

June 26th, 2006

3:00:56 PM CDT

(0)

tl:dr

somedude41582

June 26th, 2006

3:16:25 PM CDT

(0)

sry xemu, i'm sry *sob*

zuljinforthewin

June 26th, 2006

3:58:38 PM CDT

(0)

originality = 5

Lanik

June 26th, 2006

4:06:32 PM CDT

(0)

planetary intergalactic, intergalactic planetary

Ranxerox

June 26th, 2006

4:14:34 PM CDT

(0)

ddr, lol

CoolJammer00

June 26th, 2006

4:21:17 PM CDT

(0)

another dimension, another dimension

InvaderTK

June 26th, 2006

4:28:11 PM CDT

(0)

You'll get a 5 once you center the pic.

Walter43210

June 26th, 2006

5:04:07 PM CDT

(0)

Great parody.

funkwich

June 26th, 2006

5:18:16 PM CDT

(0)

walk, play ddr, etc. lol

kiwibonga

June 26th, 2006

5:28:46 PM CDT

(0)

I stopped making fun of Xenu a long time ago. Everyone on the internet is just a bunch of finger pointers. I hope you're all ashamed of the damage you caused.

isonoe

June 26th, 2006

5:41:09 PM CDT

(0)

lolz

waffleninja

June 26th, 2006

5:53:53 PM CDT

(0)

The hydrogen bombs dentonated prematurely

DonkeyKong96

June 26th, 2006

6:35:43 PM CDT

(0)

LOL, he plays starcraft 0_0 COOL! LOL! Isnt "intergalactic planetary" a song by the beasti boys??

Israfil

June 26th, 2006

6:57:56 PM CDT

(0)

Aww.... lets free xenu...he cant do any more harm.

FlickMasher

June 26th, 2006

7:05:33 PM CDT

(-1)

wall o text for a 1 star you unimaginative bastard

DrTeeth

June 26th, 2006

7:29:58 PM CDT

(0)

now you just need to make a parody of part 3 of those letters, only with Locke's theme instead of the Back to the Future theme during the punchline

TheReconHunter

June 26th, 2006

8:15:18 PM CDT

(0)

*sniff*

Rakudakaji

June 26th, 2006

8:50:11 PM CDT

(0)

Scientologists roll Draenie!

Nodownvote

June 26th, 2006

9:27:10 PM CDT

(0)

i laughed,i cried,i crapped my pants,i 5'd

mrob

June 26th, 2006

9:57:18 PM CDT

(0)

RETARDED. 5.

Corporate

June 26th, 2006

11:13:14 PM CDT

(0)

center it, don't tile it

jorrar

June 26th, 2006

11:20:33 PM CDT

(0)

lol xenu!

bigandrew5000

June 26th, 2006

11:44:49 PM CDT

(0)

I shed a tear.. FREE XENU!!!!

Bupo

June 27th, 2006

6:13:11 AM CDT

(0)

the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.

SeniorDuck

June 30th, 2006

7:41:30 PM CDT

(1)

LOL, Xonny Xarko.

Noble-Ire

July 1st, 2006

9:41:47 PM CDT

(0)

I cried.

DoomFrost

July 3rd, 2006

12:43:35 AM CDT

(1)

I just visited Xenu a few days ago. He told me not to reveal his location...

BTape

July 3rd, 2006

12:44:12 AM CDT

(0)

I feel for ya Xarko

SpongyEvil

July 3rd, 2006

8:46:51 AM CDT

(0)

:'(

July 17th, 2006

(0)

July 26th, 2006

(0)

Poor tyrant.

omgwut

August 17th, 2006

7:14:26 PM CDT

(0)

lol send that to the scientology website LOL

Trilroy

September 5th, 2006

7:42:48 PM CDT

(0)

Poor little Xenu...

Tehfox

September 18th, 2006

5:45:45 PM CDT

(-1)

Enjoy the upvote. Remember, keep working hard, and someday... maybe, just maybe, you can grow up to be just like me

Sandhand02

September 18th, 2006

7:00:16 PM CDT

(0)

5'd for the Brian Peppers Parody

ReheatedChineseTake-

September 21st, 2006

8:41:19 PM CDT

(0)

Aw. Poor Xenu... Group hug everyone!

benjaphar

November 7th, 2006

1:36:44 PM CST

(0)

LOL, That's pretty funny.

docsigma

December 29th, 2006

8:58:08 AM CST

(0)

The "intergalactic planetary" line made me laugh so freaking hard. Many 5's for you

March 6th, 2007

(-1)

March 19th, 2007

(-1)

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DeaconRage

March 31st, 2007

9:39:05 PM CDT

(0)

no good u&c = auto 5 for darthwang, A true PoliticalWars fad site supporter 8)

fourest

June 8th, 2007

3:01:57 PM CDT

(-1)

WAS AT 4.15 LOLOL

maplejet

June 14th, 2007