Philonometry: An alternative to Scientology
Created on: June 15th, 2006
It's for your own good.
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ASPURGERS IS NOT A BAD THING.
While it may be sad for the people that get it, it increases intelligence and gives us the many sciences we have today. Without it, we'd be nowhere near as advanced.
This is from someone who has gotten over a very light case with the help of psychologists. It has made me a smarter person, albeit a bit less mature.
I am going to make a branch to your religion called Axionomials. When you find the equation for unlocking Elian Gonzalez from his prison, you have reached your nirvana and you will never be born again, now with the duty of guarding the spirit world. If you don't figure out the equation, you will be reborn again and again until you figure it out. If you figute out the equation before you die, and you misuse that equation (ex: tell the equation to others) you reach your kilbasa, the opposite of nirvana. When
When you reach your kilbasa, you will be punish by a mind of illusions for the amount of time you lived, and then you will be reborn. When you die, you will reach your kilbasa again even if you have done nothing wrong in your second life, unless you re-figure out the equation. Then, when you figure out the equation, you will reach your nirvana. When you misuse the scared formula, the formula will be reset.
Nice elaborate parody. Time travel rules. Everything else about this site is awesome, too. Nice touch with the Elian/Pythag half-and-half face shot (there's got to be a better term for that sort of thing). The music is perfect. Wait, why the heck did I log in? I never use ytmnd these days. And what the heck, it's 7 AM? I was up all night? What the heck? Hey aren't you the guy who made that ytmnd.tripod.com thing? That was awesome. Er, goodnight, ChickenSoda.
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