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Great. Maybe a little faster, at least on the first slide

^ Like you said, it's about the money, not the beliefs.

BWAHAHA! This is awesome :)

Matlock Theme FTW!

This better be in the top 15 tomorrow (And the top 5) It's just too well done for it not to be.

lol

I knew they'd get around to going after Xena! She could kick Xenu's butt and go for grog afterwards. Battle on!!

This is the best god damn scientology YTMND ever.

Scientology can go choke on a dick. 5'd

lolololol

This was hubbards plan all along. Brainwash a bunch of gullible idiots into believing a ridiculous theory, get a couple famous names involved to hit the news, and sure your balls off to gradually become filthy rich.

Some people will believe anything..

This is the only one I've really liked so far

you better watch your feet Lava come down soft and hot, You better lava me now or lava me not I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows (Instrumental) No time to count what I'm worth, Cause I just left the planet earth, Where I go I hope there's rum, Not to worry, mon soon come I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows But I don't want to land in New York City Don't want to land in Mexico (No no

those f*cking *ssholes... i hope they all f*cking die! f*ck f*ck f*ck

^Go back to your cave, you galactic douchebag.

The snippets, they flow.

nice

Try including the lawsuit against Something Awful to prove how much of a dick the Scientology crew is.

FIVE FOR JIMMY BUFFETT VOLCANO! Da da dum da da Da da dum da da I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows Ground she's movin' under me Tidal waves out on the sea, Sulphur smoke up in the sky Pretty soon we learn to fly Let me hear ya now I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows Now my girl quickly said to me, Mon

FIVE FOR JIMMY BUFFETT VOLCANO! Da da dum da da Da da dum da da I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows Ground she's movin' under me Tidal waves out on the sea, Sulphur smoke up in the sky Pretty soon we learn to fly Let me hear ya now I don't know, I don't know, I don't know where I'm a-gonna go When the volcano blows Now my girl quickly said to me, Mon

Can we sue them back?

Five for Elrond

Well-written and very funny.

disappoited the ranking is only a 4.33, this is a total score.5, sir rock on max.

Fine! We will!

If they're serious, they should all get a day's worth of electro-shock therapy.

Very well done.

THIS IS AWESOME. I think max and I will be next.

makes you wanna murder scientologists

"Sound Origin: Matlock theme (get it?)" No, I don't get it, because Matlock was primarily a criminal attorney, rather than civil. 5'd for hilarity though, especially at the CSI part.

laffie ftw

The vote was f*cked up; I really gave you a 1.

HAHAHA "u stole dc-8 design cause it was used by aliens thousands of years ago"

5'd for buffett!!

so true. it's sad at what humans will resort to in these days...

Nice

This is perfect. The little tidbits are great. The ideas are great. The music is great. Nice stuff.

it's just so true...

Scientologist are sueing Boeing? lol I think the aliens should sue Boeing or maybe Boeing is owned by Xenu and hes gonna send all the Scientologist to Mars and get *ss raped.

Funny, but the constantly looping Matlock music gets old really fast considering the length of this YTMND.

"I WILL SUE YOU IN A COURT OF LAW IN TRENTON, NEW JERSEY" - Wikipedia Vandal (obviously connected to Scientology)

Lol, Matlock.

5'd and Fav'd for Jimmy Buffet! Are we at the point yet where scientology is considered "fad" or is it timeless? I vote timeless.

Jimmy Buffet wouldn't take their horse sh*t.

you fail, please try again ^_^

5'd, for great litigation!

You would make a fine lawyer, lol. 5

Oh man I love this YTMND! It's not just a simple LOL moment, oh no. It is subtle. Very subtle. The first couple seem plausible, but by the time ya get to the Boeing one I was just laughing at how absurd they were. Also, I love the music. And, in direct response to Taste-the-Pavement, I think the starting in the middle of the sentence makes it look more convincing as a legal excerpt, thus adding to the subtlety.

i countersue based on the fact that scientology is for retards

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