The 8 Stages of Goatse *NOW READABLE*
Created on: June 9th, 2006
The 8 Stages of Goatse *NOW READABLE*
SalamiJones 
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There they are.
http://www.the-elite.net/ClarkPage/Phases/
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ChucksMcGucks
June 9th, 2006
7:26:02 PM CDT
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lol
Blarrrg
June 9th, 2006
7:26:40 PM CDT
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Would be a +5, but the text is damn hard to read sometimes.
SalamiJones
June 9th, 2006
7:26:48 PM CDT
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Just wondering: Did the heart come out too bad?
HighPlainsDrifter
June 9th, 2006
7:27:02 PM CDT
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I admit, I laughed.... because it's true.
Shadowolf
June 9th, 2006
7:28:19 PM CDT
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yeah the heart was hard to see. should be a lot darker.
Grundge
June 9th, 2006
7:29:08 PM CDT
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Text sucks to read.
SalamiJones
June 9th, 2006
7:29:33 PM CDT
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That was just the way it was exported. I didn't notice that until I submitted. :\
Satertek
June 9th, 2006
7:30:06 PM CDT
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Phase 4 is as far as any sane person should ever go.
Peepsalot
June 9th, 2006
7:30:54 PM CDT
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only on teh internet. what a delight!
Skittlez
June 9th, 2006
7:33:50 PM CDT
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Same goes for Lemon Party and Tubgirl.
BobFromPikeCreek
June 9th, 2006
7:34:57 PM CDT
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you couldn't make the font white?
Chav-Slayer
June 9th, 2006
7:35:03 PM CDT
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What Satertek said. Pretty funny though. The delight bit made me laugh.
mkomega
June 9th, 2006
7:36:59 PM CDT
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haha
PirateSteve
June 9th, 2006
7:37:44 PM CDT
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I'm still in the disgust phase of lotuspod. Anyway, the text is a bit hard to see, perhaps a white halo around the lettering?
SalamiJones
June 9th, 2006
7:40:55 PM CDT
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I'm sorry. I can't edit it at this point. :(
life036
June 9th, 2006
7:42:53 PM CDT
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Can't read the words... make 'em white and you get a 4
SalamiJones
June 9th, 2006
7:45:17 PM CDT
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That would take an hour. I'm not going to do that. Sorry.
Quotatron3000
June 9th, 2006
7:46:46 PM CDT
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Where's the single quotatron3000 stage - send to other people?
Deals
June 9th, 2006
7:51:01 PM CDT
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You sick f*ck. I commend you.
alchymi
June 9th, 2006
7:56:26 PM CDT
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I miss stages 1 through 4.
jdodger
June 9th, 2006
7:57:35 PM CDT
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4'd for funny and the last legitimate stage
SalamiJones
June 9th, 2006
8:03:30 PM CDT
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When was it taken before? Show me.
andthencamethen5
June 9th, 2006
8:04:39 PM CDT
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Funny and true.
St00pidman
June 9th, 2006
8:08:04 PM CDT
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WHAT A DELIGHT! XD
vertigo
June 9th, 2006
8:08:46 PM CDT
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True.
Daltonofzeal2
June 9th, 2006
8:10:59 PM CDT
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This site delivers.... the fact that you know how to work a GIF animator. Congratulations!
Nooblet
June 9th, 2006
8:12:41 PM CDT
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downvoted
TheGmaster
June 9th, 2006
8:16:41 PM CDT
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lol, never passed phase one
Eva-canti
June 9th, 2006
8:20:29 PM CDT
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I'm past all 8 stages. Never scares me anymore.
Dog-E
June 9th, 2006
8:22:23 PM CDT
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You should add goatse in there right away to start out.
Brem2
June 9th, 2006
8:22:43 PM CDT
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Ah so true.
Barcode711
June 9th, 2006
8:23:58 PM CDT
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Text needs to be brighter, didn't even SEE a heart. Good if short loop. 3'd, 4'd for better text.
OzzieAlThor
June 9th, 2006
8:36:03 PM CDT
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Might be funny. I don't know though. Considering YOU CANT READ THE WORDS.
tstt
June 9th, 2006
8:41:33 PM CDT
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some words are hard to read but it's still funny :D
SalamiJones
June 9th, 2006
8:44:56 PM CDT
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To Daltonofzeal: I do not use a cheep gif animator. I use Imageready CS and Photoshop. I also incorparated the words into the image which I must admit, took a while. Thank you for your critism.
Nites-Bro
June 9th, 2006
8:52:51 PM CDT
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Goatse: Pastthe stages Tubgirl: Past Lemonparty: I still shudder a bit an anything with a harlequin fetus makes me puke.
WaveRebel
June 9th, 2006
8:56:15 PM CDT
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funny cuz its true
djbadger
June 9th, 2006
9:01:46 PM CDT
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I was expecting "arousal" and "confusion" to come into the mix somewhere. No pun intended. Still a highly amusing sequence. Good job.
Skironox
June 9th, 2006
9:03:04 PM CDT
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I've seen this gif before.
swamphox
June 9th, 2006
9:03:26 PM CDT
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5'd for not putting up a pic of a man destroying his rectum
TeloS
June 9th, 2006
9:07:46 PM CDT
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i laughed
SalamiJones
June 9th, 2006
9:08:52 PM CDT
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UPDATED! Yay.
banshee1020
June 9th, 2006
9:11:57 PM CDT
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hahaha
GobanzoMon
June 9th, 2006
9:12:20 PM CDT
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great stuff
krazejim
June 9th, 2006
9:16:32 PM CDT
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thats a nice pube goatee
Dornonin
June 11th, 2006
1:46:44 AM CDT
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Phase 7 is priceless
moonsocks
June 11th, 2006
6:12:32 PM CDT
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LOL "Enchantment"
ac6517
June 13th, 2006
12:34:14 AM CDT
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this is so true
bigboy987
June 15th, 2006
7:12:36 PM CDT
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you should add a fap fap fap stage to it
SalamiJones
June 15th, 2006
8:45:22 PM CDT
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Thinking dirty, eh?
Hsda
July 22nd, 2006
12:15:44 AM CDT
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Akk this time I expected number 8 to be a giant *CENSORED* image with "*Fap fap fap* as the text... Am I a pervert? =p
explodinator
July 23rd, 2006
1:57:25 AM CDT
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hehe, i hope i never see goatse
Xelo
August 10th, 2006
8:56:14 PM CDT
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The 8 phases of Goatse turned into a ytmnd with crappy repetitive sound? What joy!
tricolor
September 1st, 2006
5:51:33 PM CDT
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You forgot about the masturbation phase.
SalamiJones
September 2nd, 2006
7:42:52 PM CDT
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Ooh.
Chewbacca1010
December 11th, 2006
12:02:50 AM CST
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This guy looks completely like my younger brother, almost exactly! Good God, it's uncanny!
larryisanidiotjerk
June 3rd, 2007
5:44:40 PM CDT
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brilliant
outbreak21093
September 6th, 2007
4:43:20 PM CDT
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i skipped 2-4... but had 1 for awhile
uzi9mm
November 14th, 2007
9:44:57 PM CST
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lol its true its happend to me too