Xenu, Xenu
Created on: June 9th, 2006
Xenu, Xenu
ThreeHams 
xenuxenu.ytmnd.com
Lyrics at http://www.firstchurchofxenu.com/media/songs/lyrics/xenuxenu.txt
Something Awful
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Eivo
June 9th, 2006
1:49:48 PM CDT
(0)
haha
Dasyati
June 10th, 2006
3:49:14 AM CDT
(0)
in before cease & desist
BTape
June 10th, 2006
3:53:48 AM CDT
(0)
COME ON AND SLAM! AND WELCOME TO THE JAM!
Dystopian
June 10th, 2006
3:56:50 AM CDT
(0)
Hail Xenu, captain of my soul.
iamthenra
June 10th, 2006
4:08:06 AM CDT
(0)
THEY'LL SUE YOU. THEY HAVE EYES EVERYWHERE.
PirateSteve
June 10th, 2006
4:09:13 AM CDT
(0)
beat me to it, dang. deleting site... and upvoting this one.
burpingcat
June 10th, 2006
4:23:32 AM CDT
(0)
elrondhubbard.ytmnd.com for a real scientology song. oh no, i've said too much :(
silenoz
June 10th, 2006
4:32:49 AM CDT
(0)
Hey. Quit being c*nts, or Xenu will stack you and your kinsmen around a volcano and nuke you.
Vyse-er
June 10th, 2006
4:54:32 AM CDT
(0)
http://manclam.ytmnd.com/
nastin
June 10th, 2006
12:41:01 PM CDT
(0)
lol, scientology.
CaptainJoystick
June 12th, 2006
8:50:00 PM CDT
(0)
He must be freed!
Cold-NiTe
June 13th, 2006
12:33:48 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for the music, 5'd for Scientology, 5'd for Something Awful.
jorrar
June 13th, 2006
12:39:20 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for the music, 5'd for Scientology, 5'd for Something Awful, 5'd for NEDM!
Frogon
June 13th, 2006
1:14:25 AM CDT
(0)
lol nice song
Xenu
June 13th, 2006
11:02:47 AM CDT
(0)
I like bunnies.
Refractor
June 13th, 2006
1:14:12 PM CDT
(0)
awesome
Adverb
June 13th, 2006
1:17:08 PM CDT
(1)
Max gave a 5 to a stolen site. Is nobody else dissapointed?
ideom
June 13th, 2006
1:17:47 PM CDT
(0)
when are you NOT dissapointed adverb
moheevi
June 13th, 2006
1:25:32 PM CDT
(0)
3 hams will kill him.
gtorisu9se
June 13th, 2006
2:29:35 PM CDT
(0)
one of max's favorite sites
CommieWerewolf
June 13th, 2006
3:19:15 PM CDT
(0)
Hail Xenu!
Chibi-Tai
June 13th, 2006
3:30:46 PM CDT
(0)
I agree with Adverb on this one.
YourTheCoconutMan
June 13th, 2006
9:48:31 PM CDT
(0)
awwwww
annemarieee
June 13th, 2006
9:51:42 PM CDT
(0)
i really like this song.
ThreeHams
June 14th, 2006
12:55:16 AM CDT
(0)
http://forum.somethingawful.com Jun 12, 2006 16:26 awwww, I created http://xenuxenu.ytmnd.com because I didn't find the official one in a search. Still, I like that background.
Kir
June 14th, 2006
1:50:48 AM CDT
(0)
It's a rabbit thetan!!!
Power-mad
June 14th, 2006
2:26:09 PM CDT
(0)
HEIL XENU!
Sydd
June 15th, 2006
4:24:24 AM CDT
(0)
Sydd is now hungry for bunnyhamster.
suburbanviking
June 16th, 2006
11:10:20 AM CDT
(0)
i don't know what's better: it's a scientology parody, or a christianity parody
selfdestruct
June 16th, 2006
10:35:52 PM CDT
(0)
groovy
Frostwrath
June 17th, 2006
6:30:55 AM CDT
(0)
Three hams will kill him!
Virty
June 18th, 2006
5:45:19 PM CDT
(0)
The first time a YTMND has made me laugh out loud like that in awhile.
dragfyre
June 18th, 2006
9:20:10 PM CDT
(0)
lol, hamster
SCModder
June 19th, 2006
1:29:53 AM CDT
(0)
Moderator's favorite ftw
MessyRecipe
June 20th, 2006
8:24:42 PM CDT
(0)
I like it. Being a music minister's son, this kinda thign hit me close to home. Someone should tell you, though, that Xenu is an enemy of Scientology, not it's "God" equivalent.
ThreeHams
June 21st, 2006
2:28:04 AM CDT
(0)
MessyRecipe: Xenu is our God. http://www.firstchurchofxenu.com
blargalot
June 21st, 2006
6:42:53 AM CDT
(0)
scientology is going to boil you alive for this. (litterally, lol) should have had a montage of pictures of xenu happy. would have been f*cking hillarious. still good though.
FuzzyDuck
June 21st, 2006
8:15:52 AM CDT
(0)
He's cute.
Teddyslayer86
June 21st, 2006
10:39:14 PM CDT
(0)
Wouldn't that be like devil worshippers but for scientology?
EikreMengx
June 23rd, 2006
10:41:28 PM CDT
(0)
That's a cute bunny.
ashi-kashi
June 24th, 2006
1:05:46 PM CDT
(0)
FTW!!!
ThePieSwindler
June 24th, 2006
2:07:56 PM CDT
(0)
lol it sounds so much like contemporary christian music
Bpcmario
June 26th, 2006
6:28:30 PM CDT
(0)
Xenu's Hamster FTW
InvaderTK
June 27th, 2006
12:03:50 PM CDT
(0)
http://Xenu.youaremighty.com/
Popsman
June 28th, 2006
1:48:56 AM CDT
(0)
Three hams will kill him!
nachoo
July 1st, 2006
6:06:23 AM CDT
(0)
Horrably adorable!!!
Spitzel
July 1st, 2006
12:37:31 PM CDT
(0)
adorable
MCHornickLive
July 2nd, 2006
9:47:33 PM CDT
(0)
Hilarious... that's a 5 for sure!
MewtwoStruckBack
July 3rd, 2006
5:54:48 AM CDT
(0)
I want to 1 this, because you credited something awful, but someone 1'd this because it's stolen. And I always 5 stolen material (go EBW).
farther
July 4th, 2006
7:55:00 PM CDT
(0)
FREE XENU!!
exoduscalderas
July 10th, 2006
10:17:43 AM CDT
(0)
Fiiiive, Fiiiive.
GaryD
July 11th, 2006
8:55:53 PM CDT
(0)
heil xenu. right now total votes are 666 now dog
tanaciousp
July 14th, 2006
5:47:53 PM CDT
(0)
needs handdrawn NEDM after 10 seconds 
Halogen
July 24th, 2006
12:22:50 PM CDT
(0)
The S is for Sucks.
ROARLIVIA
July 25th, 2006
9:33:39 AM CDT
(0)
Teary
MonkeyFriedRice
July 26th, 2006
5:41:37 AM CDT
(0)
lolz
sexymofo
July 26th, 2006
8:00:46 PM CDT
(1)
you lose, please try again ^_^
Halogen
July 27th, 2006
9:23:55 AM CDT
(0)
^ Sexy mofo, your sites just lost points. From me. Because I downvoted them.
isonoe
July 27th, 2006
1:58:05 PM CDT
(0)
stolen
Steben
August 2nd, 2006
6:27:22 PM CDT
(0)
I actually agree with Adverb on this one.
BigMucho
August 5th, 2006
7:13:48 AM CDT
(0)
Music added to I-pod
Dustmuffins
August 8th, 2006
10:33:41 AM CDT
(0)
Scientologist's are f*cked up
DownVotingForFood
August 8th, 2006
7:14:47 PM CDT
(0)
111111111111111111111111111111111111
Wolf7x6
August 10th, 2006
7:29:59 AM CDT
(0)
Downvoters are Scientologists.
RockingSonOfDschingi
August 12th, 2006
4:06:25 PM CDT
(0)
-3 because stealing is wrong. +5 for making fun of Scientology.
creaser
August 14th, 2006
8:46:42 AM CDT
(0)
Lol, Xenu-crap has to die!!! 5/5 stars :D scientology sucks
BaftA
August 15th, 2006
6:54:07 AM CDT
(0)
I can count to potato
gnomehater
August 15th, 2006
8:02:54 AM CDT
(0)
What is Xenu holding???
lordfisch
August 16th, 2006
2:46:19 PM CDT
(0)
i only wish i could write songs like this.
SubmissiveTrout
August 17th, 2006
2:27:09 PM CDT
(0)
I love this song almost as much as I love Xenu
jtrowe
August 17th, 2006
6:14:17 PM CDT
(0)
Our Xenu is an awesome Xenu!
Slice267
August 21st, 2006
11:12:10 AM CDT
(0)
Hail Xenu.
giggity-giggity
August 22nd, 2006
9:45:55 AM CDT
(0)
Every day i long to serve you more
ambient420691337
August 23rd, 2006
2:45:41 AM CDT
(0)
haha
psymunn
August 24th, 2006
1:12:46 PM CDT
(0)
i, for one, welcome our new overlord Xenu
psymunn
August 24th, 2006
1:13:38 PM CDT
(0)
borgulshant
August 25th, 2006
2:54:43 PM CDT
(0)
my favorite
eekers
August 28th, 2006
7:16:21 PM CDT
(0)
yay
mr-voter
August 28th, 2006
8:07:37 PM CDT
(0)
i love Xenu
qc
September 1st, 2006
1:25:14 PM CDT
(0)
brilliant
Dr-L337
September 2nd, 2006
9:14:23 PM CDT
(0)
This sucks. Why is this a mod fav?
NateVonSocks
September 4th, 2006
5:57:58 PM CDT
(0)
:') a happy tear to my eye
DiamondOz
September 5th, 2006
9:03:15 AM CDT
(0)
D'awww!
Mustakrakish
September 5th, 2006
12:40:28 PM CDT
(0)
ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD!!!!!!
totallylame
September 10th, 2006
11:06:07 AM CDT
(0)
contemporary worship song for Xenu. Heretical and crazy on every level. 5'd.
Stormsblade
September 10th, 2006
2:06:47 PM CDT
(0)
Brilliant ^.^
cr4bf35t
September 10th, 2006
5:47:07 PM CDT
(0)
see? he's not such a bad guy.
Moonshadow101
September 14th, 2006
5:15:33 PM CDT
(0)
Win.
maplejet
September 14th, 2006
7:59:40 PM CDT
(0)
This a mod favorite yet Adverb hates it. HOw's this possible
computervirus04
September 14th, 2006
11:40:00 PM CDT
(0)
dfiopdsafsfsd
Ahriman01
September 18th, 2006
7:46:53 PM CDT
(0)
He must be freed so the Great Work can begin!
Connor
September 21st, 2006
10:04:37 AM CDT
(0)
Bunny.
Volodya
September 21st, 2006
7:19:58 PM CDT
(0)
insanityinc
October 5th, 2006
8:21:18 AM CDT
(0)
All hail our dark lord and saviour Xenu
OtisWild
October 12th, 2006
7:03:06 PM CDT
(0)
HAIL XENU
Turtleproof
October 13th, 2006
10:31:53 AM CDT
(0)
Aww, it's kind of sweet. I want to be a Scientologist now.
Zarquon
October 18th, 2006
11:31:03 PM CDT
(0)
F*cking classic.
bytmyshnymtlazz
October 19th, 2006
7:49:22 AM CDT
(0)
lol. Gay-nu?
Steel-Tub
October 19th, 2006
8:58:58 PM CDT
(0)
hahahaha good one
AnyD-M
October 30th, 2006
6:55:19 AM CST
(0)
fitty fit fit
nhi
November 2nd, 2006
1:53:29 AM CST
(0)
5'd for scientology gospel.
charibdis
November 9th, 2006
12:19:46 AM CST
(0)
Hail Lord Xenu.
ferretlord
November 15th, 2006
10:53:13 AM CST
(0)
Xenu Hymn FTW!
lalumpala
November 16th, 2006
10:22:10 PM CST
(0)
nice
Largemidget
December 11th, 2006
9:10:45 AM CST
(0)
spatan117
February 12th, 2007
8:57:39 PM CST
(0)
:D
Skizzle
February 21st, 2007
2:41:09 PM CST
(0)
lol xenu can suck my c*ck
JohnsonP
March 29th, 2007
12:28:01 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for rat monkey rabbit freak that Xenu's alien souls must have made from harvested human flesh.
JohnsonP
March 29th, 2007
12:28:32 AM CDT
(0)
piciu
May 3rd, 2007
10:17:52 AM CDT
(0)
Love it. Xenu's Hamster is gonna take over, in case those damn Scientologists try and bring Xenu back down!
agentCDE
May 27th, 2007
3:04:24 AM CDT
(0)
Hail Xenu!
Heywood12
September 25th, 2021
10:05:19 PM CDT
(0)
Still up in 2021!