Kindergarten Cop: Anatomy Lesson
Created on: June 9th, 2006
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Tolkoto 
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Kid from Kindergarten Cop teaches us about the difference between boys and girls... then dances.
Kindergarten Cop
Kindergarten Cop, And Then There Was Silence - Blind Guardian

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LocutusOfBorg
June 9th, 2006
12:08:05 AM CDT
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LOL! I was going to give this a lower rating until the awesome dancing commenced. Now it's a supa-5!
dedcat
June 9th, 2006
12:08:08 AM CDT
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phatbobo
June 9th, 2006
12:08:16 AM CDT
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5/5 for arnold
cox101
June 9th, 2006
12:09:36 AM CDT
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HAHA
OMGcustomYTMND
June 9th, 2006
12:10:09 AM CDT
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AUDIO MAKES ME EARS BUUUUUUURN
Sylvester
June 9th, 2006
12:10:13 AM CDT
(0)
5
Lbgrowl
June 9th, 2006
12:10:33 AM CDT
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L O L
PresidentFunny
June 9th, 2006
12:10:34 AM CDT
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Clearly the best day of his life. Ever.
rustyrayz
June 9th, 2006
12:11:35 AM CDT
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lol
wyrdoftweek
June 9th, 2006
12:11:43 AM CDT
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f*ckin awesome
b00n
June 9th, 2006
12:12:34 AM CDT
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It's not a tooooma. THe only clip worth creating. No arnold = 1
BTape
June 9th, 2006
12:13:52 AM CDT
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hahaha
Frostynecropyre
June 9th, 2006
12:14:49 AM CDT
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5 for Blind Guardian
State-of-mind
June 9th, 2006
12:15:39 AM CDT
(0)
what the f*ck?
sandshrewd
June 9th, 2006
12:23:07 AM CDT
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5'd for Blind Guardian and penises
Allofmybros
June 9th, 2006
1:21:08 AM CDT
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Shrew'd didn't five you, but I did! Gotta love the dance sequence.
Tolkoto
June 9th, 2006
1:22:49 AM CDT
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Yeah, sandshrew. I want my 5. Don't go making empty promises.
jorrar
June 9th, 2006
1:30:25 AM CDT
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who is your daddy, and what does he do?
ArrowHead
June 9th, 2006
1:35:11 AM CDT
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LOL dance
nutnics
June 9th, 2006
1:43:50 AM CDT
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Flawless Victory
DarkTree
June 9th, 2006
1:44:06 AM CDT
(0)
brb, reverse field dominance.
drew00c
June 9th, 2006
1:47:24 AM CDT
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the music makes this sheeeit, creativty=fyyyyved.
swatward
June 9th, 2006
1:50:04 AM CDT
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Why Didnt he kill that kid? You gotta learn to respect.
lovethyconan
June 9th, 2006
2:02:05 AM CDT
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ahahahahah! loliez!
Toffelmannen
June 9th, 2006
2:05:43 AM CDT
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If you could fix the imagequality, I will higher the rating to a five :)
nilnar
June 9th, 2006
2:09:13 AM CDT
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VICTORY!
fudgemenaw
June 9th, 2006
2:14:43 AM CDT
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5 for BG
mattcruise
June 9th, 2006
2:20:50 AM CDT
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Didn't think it was a five at first, cause it was obvious, but the music made it.
Kanadwen
June 9th, 2006
2:21:57 AM CDT
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I f*cking swear to god if Blind Guardian is used as a fad I will hunt down every YTMNDer that uses it and kill them! XD
Bluedemon7
June 9th, 2006
2:23:14 AM CDT
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The dancing made it, great ytmnd
zeroco0l
June 9th, 2006
2:25:08 AM CDT
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that music ftw
VidZero
June 9th, 2006
2:29:43 AM CDT
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5 for Blind Gaurdian
VidZero
June 9th, 2006
2:35:45 AM CDT
(0)
Guardian*
Kyera
June 9th, 2006
2:37:03 AM CDT
(0)
haha,
bigandrew5000
June 9th, 2006
2:37:17 AM CDT
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f*ck BLIND GUARDIAN YESSS!! 5 FOREVEEER MOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEE!!!! NO HOPE THE BLIND LEADS THE BLIND!!! CARRY ON FOR FUTURE'S DENIEEEED!!! MARE OR STALION, THERES FAR MORE INSIIIIIIIDE!! THE NIGHTMARE'S OVER FOREEEEEVEEEEEEEER MOOOOOOREEE!!!!
Kasdarack
June 9th, 2006
2:42:18 AM CDT
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Still undeccided on this, but +2 for the awesome line and +3 for Blind Guardian.
thehyecircus
June 9th, 2006
2:57:18 AM CDT
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hahahahaha
cyclonus
June 9th, 2006
2:59:09 AM CDT
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LOL the dance brought it up to a 5. :)
KingKenny04
June 9th, 2006
3:32:53 AM CDT
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....really? i thot boys had a truck and girls had a garage....lol 5'd and fav'd
Gomras
June 9th, 2006
3:40:33 AM CDT
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easily a 5, but woulda been even better with Arnie's response "thanks for the tip!"
Bubonicdeath
June 9th, 2006
3:44:28 AM CDT
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GAURDIANED!
kireblade
June 9th, 2006
3:55:51 AM CDT
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The world needs more BG ytmnd's. :)
zaarbok
June 9th, 2006
4:14:01 AM CDT
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5/5 for Blind Guardian and Arnold at the same time.
Kakypoo
June 9th, 2006
4:28:37 AM CDT
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Somebody has to make a Horse Dick version where instead of saying vagina, he says "Horse Dick". A winner would be that.
Celark
June 9th, 2006
4:42:38 AM CDT
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hahaahhaahaha
Stevey666
June 9th, 2006
5:08:56 AM CDT
(0)
haha
PeersShaun
June 9th, 2006
5:17:44 AM CDT
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this was a 3, untill awsome dancing started!
KingLouisXIV
June 9th, 2006
5:25:50 AM CDT
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5 for dancing kindergarden kid
Volbeat
June 9th, 2006
5:54:18 AM CDT
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5'd! the YTMND is good too.
SinfulBliss
June 9th, 2006
6:03:13 AM CDT
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Win!
LordTyphoon
June 9th, 2006
6:13:48 AM CDT
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Use of Blind Guardian = Win Everything else used = Win also Result = DOUBLE WIN
Crackster
June 9th, 2006
6:23:31 AM CDT
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Future fad... Perfect!
SWNut
June 9th, 2006
6:37:46 AM CDT
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I thought it was cute just as a movie clip, but this music makes this something... more. I smell mini-fad.
AlexMoron
June 9th, 2006
6:43:58 AM CDT
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I don't think anyone saw the dance coming. 5'd for genius.
TheOneAndOnlyX
June 9th, 2006
6:53:04 AM CDT
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I have a penis :O
CaptainRescue
June 9th, 2006
6:53:08 AM CDT
(0)
Faved for the music! Truly brilliant!
lamonisucks
June 9th, 2006
6:57:08 AM CDT
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Faved for the music! Truly brilliant!
mikeyfapper
June 9th, 2006
7:02:29 AM CDT
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i loved the kids dance, that really made me laugh.
manske
June 9th, 2006
7:10:00 AM CDT
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this made me happy
midnightkeyz
June 9th, 2006
7:37:31 AM CDT
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Needs more sync.
jewterrorist
June 9th, 2006
7:40:25 AM CDT
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an epic scene from kgc
Tchernoborg
June 9th, 2006
7:46:39 AM CDT
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The music rocks.
shittiestytmnderever
June 9th, 2006
7:51:27 AM CDT
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galaxhood
June 9th, 2006
7:56:34 AM CDT
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lol
Chav-Slayer
June 9th, 2006
7:58:16 AM CDT
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Add the bit where Arnold loses it and goes ARRRRRGGGHHH at the end, with audio. Then it would be really awesome.
MessyRecipe
June 9th, 2006
8:06:46 AM CDT
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Haha! Very, very funny. I like it!
HunterKiller0
June 9th, 2006
8:10:46 AM CDT
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The dancing made me 5 it.
miranelpepino
June 9th, 2006
8:29:40 AM CDT
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The next time I watch Kindergarten Cop, I'm going to hear the music in my head. Well done
HatTruck
June 9th, 2006
8:35:22 AM CDT
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TheBigDawg
June 9th, 2006
8:37:19 AM CDT
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Dance, water, dance!
Wordslinger
June 9th, 2006
8:48:14 AM CDT
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It was funnier in the Worf site
Teh-br0
June 9th, 2006
8:48:56 AM CDT
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The little kid's livin it!
genkidama20
June 9th, 2006
8:56:01 AM CDT
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i was like... not another video clip... but the dancing changed my mind
PickleSandwich
June 9th, 2006
9:12:02 AM CDT
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this has to be the worst use of blind guardian in the entire universe
SpliceVW
June 9th, 2006
9:15:59 AM CDT
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HAHAHAHAHA dancing = awesome.
grassleaf
June 9th, 2006
9:50:19 AM CDT
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One big WTF.
Tolkoto
June 9th, 2006
9:57:05 AM CDT
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Hooray, my first Top 15! Thanks a lot guys.
Crymsin
June 9th, 2006
10:16:24 AM CDT
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lol at random Blind Guardian usage
LiquidGhost
June 9th, 2006
10:16:39 AM CDT
(0)
I like this one better: http://vaderteachesbiology.ytmnd.com/
vote4pedro
June 9th, 2006
10:31:24 AM CDT
(0)
ROFL'D
tehsn1p3r
June 9th, 2006
10:38:18 AM CDT
(0)
LOL!!!
Fighter762
June 9th, 2006
10:39:06 AM CDT
(0)
that was single handedly the funniest thing i've seen in weeks
yesiamjamesparsons
June 9th, 2006
10:52:34 AM CDT
(0)
Blind Guardian
Tolkoto
June 9th, 2006
10:57:41 AM CDT
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Wait, I get slapped with NWS for having a little kid say the words "penis" and "vagina", but the thing with lesbians kissing is WS? Awesome.
AC230V
June 9th, 2006
12:02:45 PM CDT
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Tolkoto - Wait, I get slapped with NWS for having a little kid say the words "penis" and "vagina", but the thing with lesbians kissing is WS? Awesome. The Policical Correctness Crew are after you, oh noes!
Kikimora
June 9th, 2006
12:26:48 PM CDT
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+5 for Kindergarten Cop and Blind Guardian
cooke
June 9th, 2006
12:38:37 PM CDT
(0)
yay 5zorz
joelogic
June 9th, 2006
6:02:25 PM CDT
(0)
5'd for finally knowing where that came from
Dmourning
June 9th, 2006
6:35:01 PM CDT
(0)
little kid dancing to blind guardian = win!
jdodger
June 9th, 2006
8:14:40 PM CDT
(0)
lol @ dancing
Bluedemon7
June 10th, 2006
1:21:58 AM CDT
(0)
This owns.
Popsman
June 10th, 2006
1:35:11 AM CDT
(0)
I wish that I had a soundtrack like that.
Killer7
June 10th, 2006
2:44:29 AM CDT
(0)
wtf, this is totally work safe
Guard
June 10th, 2006
3:07:28 AM CDT
(0)
Dancing made this simply amazing.
h3rby
June 10th, 2006
3:44:16 AM CDT
(0)
ROFL @ fat girl in the bg while hes dancing
badmanners
June 10th, 2006
3:58:54 AM CDT
(0)
The music sounded strangely epic
Lycanthrope
June 10th, 2006
10:30:16 AM CDT
(0)
I thought the random dance was pretty cool, although that quote sucks
Bupo
June 10th, 2006
11:43:36 AM CDT
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable. extra godlyness for blind guardian...f*ck YES BLIND GUARDIAN RULE.
Flatulor
June 10th, 2006
12:12:39 PM CDT
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Holy mackeral - that kid's head is HUGE! Blind Guardian wins forever. This has made my day, I thank you sir.
Dreamscythedragoness
June 10th, 2006
6:26:13 PM CDT
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Winner
nobody
June 12th, 2006
12:40:34 AM CDT
(0)
wtf
Gork
June 13th, 2006
12:22:36 PM CDT
(0)
This is so great! ROFL! Love the victory music and the dance
DarthErik
June 20th, 2006
8:04:32 AM CDT
(0)
crazyrabbits
June 22nd, 2006
8:36:18 PM CDT
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Seriously, "And Then There Was Silence" is one of THE greatest songs ever. Also, 5'd for education.
bandinator666
June 25th, 2006
9:06:35 AM CDT
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June 25, 2006 - The day i stumbled upon the best YTMND ever.
cooke
June 26th, 2006
12:59:02 AM CDT
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I am privileged to know this man outside of the internets, yes!
Tolkoto
June 26th, 2006
6:12:57 PM CDT
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Fo'scuse me? No cooke, I am the privileged one.
Refractor
June 27th, 2006
7:39:06 PM CDT
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lol, celebration
Scissorfight
June 28th, 2006
11:17:02 AM CDT
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Pretty good but I'm sure there's more suitable dancing music out there...
FalcoLombardi
June 28th, 2006
2:34:41 PM CDT
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You can't even understand how hard I'm laughing. This has to be one of the all-time best ever.
GodlySin
June 28th, 2006
7:39:05 PM CDT
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AMAZING!!!!!
pussinboots
June 28th, 2006
8:43:16 PM CDT
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lmao....good way to top it off w/ the music
KanayeYuki
June 30th, 2006
3:06:03 PM CDT
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hah BLIND GUARDIAN rocks! that was awesome!
MrCrono
July 5th, 2006
12:04:19 AM CDT
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O.O
PrinceofSpades
July 6th, 2006
12:36:45 AM CDT
(0)
Personal Fav.
PrinceofSpades
July 6th, 2006
12:39:13 AM CDT
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Lol btw did this kid ever continue his acting career?
Tolkoto
July 6th, 2006
11:14:53 AM CDT
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I remember seeing his, still as a kid, in a bunch of episodes of Full House.
Tolkoto
July 6th, 2006
11:16:28 AM CDT
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him*
prizunur
July 7th, 2006
12:41:15 AM CDT
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This could possibly be my favorite ytmnds of all time. The Blind Guardian at the end is just perfect. I keep watching it over and over again. Great work Tolkoto!
jessymay
July 8th, 2006
12:21:40 PM CDT
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haha.
gwpercival
July 13th, 2006
4:54:50 PM CDT
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Extra excellent sound effects
MisterFreeland
July 18th, 2006
2:59:45 PM CDT
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Kids at his age should not know about this stuff yet!
Orc-Shammy
July 18th, 2006
3:11:52 PM CDT
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MY FAV YTMND EVER DANCING KID FTW!!! 5/5
ps3fool
July 19th, 2006
10:04:51 AM CDT
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that's awesome. dance+great music+penis+vagina+flowerpot hair+kindergarten cop=5
Kinetic
July 19th, 2006
4:31:58 PM CDT
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5 for the punchline. :-p
weaponswinger
July 20th, 2006
10:46:03 AM CDT
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I hate Kindergarted cop.
canned
July 24th, 2006
1:32:24 AM CDT
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freakin hilarious!
FalcoLombardi
July 25th, 2006
12:34:56 PM CDT
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I've commented previously, but I have to say, it's been a couple weeks since I've visited YTMND and nothing's funnier than this.
Land-Raider
July 27th, 2006
2:17:21 PM CDT
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ROFL
mikeyfapper
August 1st, 2006
4:14:07 AM CDT
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tolkotto: yeaj, I just saw him in a full house rerun, where he and Michelle pinch each other at day care.... I was all "Hey,thats the boys have a penis" kid!!!!
Blaed
August 5th, 2006
2:32:28 AM CDT
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5 for blind guardian!
spedmunki
August 8th, 2006
6:50:38 AM CDT
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i do not have a tumor!
Pellets
August 9th, 2006
7:53:19 AM CDT
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WIN
lolpennzoil
August 10th, 2006
12:32:01 PM CDT
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Dancing = 5
LoneWolf50k
August 18th, 2006
8:56:08 PM CDT
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+5 for Blind Guardian
Doomrock
August 20th, 2006
3:03:33 PM CDT
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Good times.
Avengerous-Up-Voter
August 27th, 2006
5:37:19 AM CDT
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Five....For great justice (v^_^)v
Sizzlester
August 27th, 2006
3:06:40 PM CDT
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It's naht a tumuhrrr!
renegade64
August 28th, 2006
4:04:55 PM CDT
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victory!
tehepisode
September 10th, 2006
12:54:08 PM CDT
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5 for celebration
Winchester
September 11th, 2006
6:31:09 AM CDT
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Excellent work
Auc
September 17th, 2006
12:50:57 AM CDT
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YES, YES!
Dr-L337
September 22nd, 2006
12:27:10 PM CDT
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http://www.myspace.com/drl337
tehcraig
September 28th, 2006
6:19:16 PM CDT
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not only am i glad you finally ended my search for where that quote came from, but the music and the dancing... oh my head.... you sure syncan didn't make this for you?
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September 29th, 2006
12:50:36 PM CDT
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MasterAL
December 10th, 2006
2:45:35 AM CST
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HE'S THE LORD OF THE DANCE
bcbird
February 18th, 2007
10:08:44 PM CST
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haha... that dancing saved it
nebllewdrib
March 4th, 2007
9:38:08 PM CST
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good to know.
Tolkoto
June 20th, 2007
1:07:05 AM CDT
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It's been over a year, but I'm still upset this is NSFW.
dcrusaderx
September 18th, 2007
10:54:30 PM CDT
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Dance sequence ftw
colderthanhoth
May 11th, 2008
6:15:50 PM CDT
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I love this site.
jman99999
March 24th, 2009
11:38:48 PM CDT
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EPIC!