Detective Sitsu: YTMND Police (update)
Created on: May 26th, 2006
Detective Sitsu: YTMND Police (update)
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May 26th, 2006
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will be deleted shortly :P dont call it a comeback
May 26th, 2006
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fight le good fight
May 26th, 2006
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i
May 26th, 2006
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your back and staying or im telling everyone you touched me at church camp
May 26th, 2006
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WB!
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maybe if you called it Epic YTMND Police and had a gif from police acedemy this would be top 5.
May 26th, 2006
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maybe if i stole a gif from someone else, set it to epic music and upvoted it with a dozen other accounts it would be as well. but then i'd be Patrickman/ps3fool. heh. gotta love how hate made me YTMND.
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Detective work is a job we all need to share. If you see something that looks suspicious, tell an adult!
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I've spent the last month railing against "Wacky gif + Random Music" sites, and then I see that stupid Tenacious D site make it to the Top 5. If only YTMND had a registration fee...
May 26th, 2006
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a registration fee is something i support. thats what SomethingAwful does with their forums to keep away the gimmicks and trolls, and it has made their forum very high quality.
May 26th, 2006
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it would be tricky to pull off, theres a number of problems, but it would kill alt accounting or at least put a price on it. i want ytmnd to succeed but users like patrickman bring this whole site down.
May 26th, 2006
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I for one welcome our new Detective Overlord.
May 26th, 2006
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haha, I love you
May 26th, 2006
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lozl
May 26th, 2006
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OMFG HE MADE A NEW YTMND Afsagartgref
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You want some detective work? The last 3 out of 4 posters in this thread voted the "Mystery Song Found" YTMND a 5
May 26th, 2006
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heh. my main concern through all of this isnt even just having an alt. its double voting and using those alts to cheat. these are the true 'wall of shame' candidates.
May 26th, 2006
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and that is why im not adding the "mystery song" to volume 11.
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i agree with idownvotethieves, anyone who 5'd "Mystery Song Found" needs to be banned, seriously.
May 26th, 2006
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max is drunk but he'll be looking into Patrickman/ps3fool soon to see if he's still alt accounting for attention.
May 26th, 2006
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reading comments from ps3fool, he's now making bullsh*t claims that they were brothers/sisters, when he told me he was 'just popular' as his excuse for why he always went U&C. this douche never learned his lesson, i'm glad the mods killed his site off the front page.
May 26th, 2006
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oh. my other bit of policing for the night. ever get a 1 star from ZEROEVILDARKCOOL? he and K7 are the same dude, though neither have sites.
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As of now, all the Mystery sites have been NSFW'd. Maybe now that annoyance will be forgotten.
May 26th, 2006
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people went crazy. i remember when someone claimed it was a Funker Vogt song, the site went to like a 4.5 with over 50 votes before anyone bothered checking to see if it was right... i mean, it was like a witchhunt or some sh*t. people arent thinking, voting is some 28 Days Later type disease lately.
May 26th, 2006
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thing is, i have no problem with that song. its a nice loop, its 'epic' or whatever, and the act of the search was fun. making a zillion sites pretending to have found the song or just throwing it to a random gif... IS NOT.
May 26th, 2006
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+1 for accurate picture of what internet policing looks like. Your good humor knows no bounds.
May 26th, 2006
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/pwned
May 26th, 2006
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o rly?
May 26th, 2006
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Well, on http://spockpimp.ytmnd.com/ he admits he's formerly Patrickman. (3rd comment down)
May 26th, 2006
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Even though this site is to deleted, it gets a four for "because nobody else gives a sh*t".
May 26th, 2006
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Also, the idea of Sitsu cycling around YTMND on a little girl's tricycle and chasing criminals is strangely amusing.
May 26th, 2006
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I even requested (on the spock comments)that he repost the Tenacious D site he made just before he was deleted. I really liked it. I never interacted with Patricman before, so I Didn't realize he was that much of a cheater. ( i should have, why else would he have been deleted)
May 26th, 2006
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LMfao, u shoudl make more of these
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OMFG HE MADE A NEW YTMND Afsagartgref... same here!
May 26th, 2006
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You're back, and badder than ever.
May 26th, 2006
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I fived it too. Seems really odd to want to ban people who thought the song search was fun. What exactly is so unforgivably wrong about that?
May 26th, 2006
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The cute li'l pink bicycle makes me laugh.
May 26th, 2006
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ooh, busted
May 26th, 2006
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i agree. you rock sitsu.
May 26th, 2006
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could the registration fee have like a grandfather clause, or something? like, my grandfather has been using this site for decades, and i don't wanna hafta pay.
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WE MISS YOU SISTU.... ..or something.
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5'd for mastersitsu
May 26th, 2006
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The same Patrickman who asked the question regarding my first ytmnd ever (http://nazigoose.ytmnd.com) that demonstrated he was a bit slow on the uptake?
May 26th, 2006
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HA HA HA, awesome bike.
May 26th, 2006
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Glad to see you are back Sitsu!
May 26th, 2006
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awesome!
May 26th, 2006
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dont delete it :(
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I made a mystery song site, but it actually has humor in it
May 26th, 2006
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"Have you heard the good news?" "What?" "He has Risen." Hes back!!!
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someone sponsor this. This needs more attention.
May 26th, 2006
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sh*t, now I feel like a sucker with only 1 account.
May 26th, 2006
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Case closed
May 26th, 2006
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ha. you wish. santabot, you're cursed, i dont think you could even get to up and coming if you had 100 alt accounts, your sites are so bad :P
May 26th, 2006
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EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!!
May 26th, 2006
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Good point. And People!!! If you want to create fake accounts on ytmnd dont register them all to the same email address, duh. You are just asking to get caught.
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Good Police work.
May 26th, 2006
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i saw on ps3fool/patrickman's 'spock' site he's asked max to 'delete his brother and sisters' accounts - max deleted his alts already... is he saying he's registered all 8 accounts back AGAIN as well? could be...
May 26th, 2006
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Well at least you got the word out to the users of ytmnd.
May 26th, 2006
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also, i've seriously been listening to this damn loop for like 10 minutes...probably b/c it's an old song i hadn't heard in a while...but if you listen closely, you can hear patrickman/ps3fool's *ss clench when he goes to YTMND prison.
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MasterSitsu is a GOD among YTMND men...and women...now, can you go dish out some police brutality on Rickster?
May 26th, 2006
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brb i'm gonna delete all 107 of my other accounts...
May 26th, 2006
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f*cking sitsu, rofl
May 26th, 2006
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lol i like this
May 26th, 2006
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lets make babies.
May 26th, 2006
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come back, master!
May 26th, 2006
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*clapping*
May 26th, 2006
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i bet you catch alot of bad guys with that bike, huh?
May 26th, 2006
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Master Sitsu, could you do an indepth report on Grillz203? He upvts my sites and has alot of alts. He goes on pre adolscent downvoting rage every like, 20 minutes.
May 26th, 2006
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That was an interesting read.
May 26th, 2006
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Also I am going to admit here and now, that Patrickman did help me. But I didn't know he had alts. Ummm also you wouldn't mind see ing if you like this ytmnd? I was just wondering...http://fonzaftergayfuel.ytmnd.com/ Ummm not a ploy to get sponosorship by Master sitsu. Also, Money hat and I are the same.
May 26th, 2006
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I see what you mean Kazuma, I sent max an email and I'll make sure to perhaps whine about it when I'm on IRC again. or you could save me the trouble and rally the troops yrself...
May 26th, 2006
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heh...what a douchebag
May 26th, 2006
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I'm not really out here to hunt down every alt accounter... but Patrickman made like 4-5 sites a day, cheated on all of 'em.. now that he's back people should know who he is so they can be on the lookout for whether or not he keeps doing it.
May 26th, 2006
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Umm well, I you don't mind I'd like to kinda take your template for this and make an indepth ytmnd study, pre adolscnet kids and why they make 20 million upvote accounts. Based on a true story about a man(boy) named Grillz 203. He isn't even that creative with his alts. We attack at dawn.
May 26th, 2006
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5'd for Detective Sitsu!
May 26th, 2006
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lol do me next!!
May 26th, 2006
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i believe in a thing called sitsu.
May 27th, 2006
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Hooray for DETECTIVE SITSU, now on primetime Friday Nights on NBC. But the Demon Exterminator was so f*cking awesome!
May 27th, 2006
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Still think nws status is just punishment for cheaters? You know for a fact my site was only a discussion thread and not cheated, viewhacked, or in any way stolen. Yet here it is: http://checksandbalances.ytmnsfw.com/. NWS'd by a moderator, I can only assume. How lame is that?
May 27th, 2006
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I still maintain that Patrickman/ps3fool was wrong for "viewhacking" or whatever you want to call it, but if you make a lame site, even if you get it to up and coming, it gets downvoted. His stuff was really funny or it wouldn't have stayed where it was. It's not that hard to get to up and coming anyway. Getting that upset over this minor "cheating" is really stupid, in my opinion. The real reason to get upset over alt accounts is because it wastes server space, and not for any other reason.
May 27th, 2006
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I'd sooner do away with K7, b00n, ZERODAEwhatever his name is, Nameless50, inkpwner2, Adverb, Niatona, and other people who only criticize and rarely make a site (especially rated over 2.2 stars), rather than getting rid of someone like ps3fool. Spock was funny, and so was a lot of the Mystery Song stuff.
May 27th, 2006
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so are you now just a ytmnd cop?
May 27th, 2006
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jaggerblade, you miss the point. i'm not talking about the NWS sh*t, i'm talking about ps3fool specifically only. you miss the big picture, max deleted him and said YOU ARE NOT WELCOME BACK, but he's back anyways under a new name, and possibly cheating again. thats the focus here.
May 27th, 2006
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Its not 'minor cheating' because Patrickman made 4-5 sites a day, and did it EVERY TIME, taking up and coming or top15 spots away from users who DON'T cheat. you're justifying sh*tty behavior because you like a mystery song. stop it.
May 27th, 2006
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Detective Sitsu always gets his man. I'm glad I'm keeping out of trouble nowadays...
May 27th, 2006
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Chav-Slayer was deleted in the past for doing the same thing, but when he came back he had the decency to APOLOGIZE and admit it. Patrickman still makes excuses even though he was caught red handed, and you make excuses for him becuase you like some of his sites. quit it.
May 27th, 2006
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you try and rationalize Patrickmans cheating but are so hardcore about what is NWS/WS. i say the former is the bigger issue, because letting habitual cheating slide only encourages other users to do the same. If Patrickman wants to force his sites on people he should sponsor them like everyone else.
May 27th, 2006
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I still dont defend the NWS/WS of the other sites because i dont know whats going on there. But I do know that if you have a problem with it, I'd put Patrickman to blame before the mods, if he hadn't disobeyed the rules this would have never happened.
May 27th, 2006
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update: Patrickman/ps3fool seems to indicate he will make an apology site like Chav-Slayer did when he returned. I encourage others to give him a chance if it seems honest.
May 27th, 2006
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It's a good thing moderators moving legitimate YTMNDs to NSFW status when they're on the Top 15 simply because they use the same music file that one guy who cheated happened to use first isn't taking U&C/Top 15 spots from honest YTMNDers. Oh, wait... guess that's still the same thing.
May 27th, 2006
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I think it's you who have missed my point. Go check out my update. I've included several YTMNDs that have questionable NSFW status. I've tried to present this fairly. I just want answers. Something here just isn't right.
May 27th, 2006
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Viewhacking is wrong. Big deal. What if he'd had 6 friends from AIM who were actually different people with their own accounts all vote at the same time? Still the same effect but there's nothing technically wrong with it. The only thing you've got him on is a technicality of having multiple accounts, and the real crime there is wasting server space. You've caught him at something wrong, but you don't even know what it is. The BIG issue is sites getting moderated that don't deserve moderation.
May 27th, 2006
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you standing up for him so much makes me think maybe you have alt accounts yourself. I dont know what he did wrong? screw you, i know EXACTLY what he did, I was THERE on IRC when max caught him and sent off his email telling him to get lost.
May 27th, 2006
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on top of that, he took on my offer and admitted what he did in YTMND form, he can admit what he did was wrong, but you cant? I never defended other sites going NWS, but his was for a very specific and good reason.
May 27th, 2006
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as for your 'aim' example - it could happen, and thats not entirely ethical but its within the rules, as opposed to one user deciding for himself what everyone else has to look at outside the rules. its so odd youre willing to put a moral cloud on that but have censorhip issues about 'mod jail'.
May 27th, 2006
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http://forums.ytmnd.com/showthread.php?t=34922&highlight=nsfw There you have it, straight from the source. There is, in Max's own words, a list of all the reasons that sites should be moved to the nsfw domain. There is its original intentions. None of the sites I mentioned in my update have broken any of those rules.
May 27th, 2006
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Patrickman was a jerk. ps3fool is trying to be honest and you started a witch-hunt against him. One man deciding what everyone should see? How ironic that you should say that, when it's not clear ps3fool has done ANYTHING wrong since his return, and people supporting your tirade against him have put at least 9 sites wrongly on the nsfw domain. If there's any reason that legit YTMNDs are knocked off the front-page, it's your crowd.
May 27th, 2006
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Look at the figures. 200,000+ sites, 100,000+ users. Bandwidth is hard to come by. People who alt-account waste it. People who just comment without contributing (except negatively by bitching) waste it. People who make sh*tty site after sh*tty site waste it.
May 27th, 2006
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You aren't championing for YTMND, and you aren't in support of it not being a democracy. You want everyone to have a fair chance at the front page. I want people to look beyond their average rating and think about the site as a whole. I'm with you that he should donate to get his sites more exposure instead of wasting bandwidth alt-accounting. I'm not with you on the seriousness of ps3fool's incursion. At least not for the same reasons.
May 27th, 2006
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You just want a mob mentality. You consider yourself the "YTMND police" and you're even blanketing your accusations against me now. Your tired McCarthyist rhetoric isn't supporting YTMND or Max's site. It's supporting your right and other people's right to a fair-chance at stardom, and that's just ridiculous. Leave ps3fool and people who like Vigilante alone.
May 27th, 2006
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Welcome back my friend!
May 27th, 2006
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this is bullsh*t. i dont care much about some little con artist with a handful of alts to begin with, but when it comes from one of the guys who sits on ventrilo and times his site upload with his buddies to make sure THEY get on top 15, it leaves a real sour taste and amounts to the pot calling the kettle black. not to mention that ALL the mystery songs getting nuked after an epic 3 day effort is completely whack, and im not sure of the times, but it appears to be sitsus fault with this ytmnd. not cool.
May 28th, 2006
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An addendum to murphvelocity, Call the WHAAAAAAAambulance.
May 28th, 2006
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who f*cking cares about alt accounting
May 28th, 2006
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"ps3fool is trying to be honest and you started a witch-hunt against him." - you're a complete moron. I was talking about Patrickman this whole time. he was told not to come back, then he did, and I simply said "keep an eye on this one" - thats all. I even updated this site to credit him for apologizing.
May 28th, 2006
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and then you pull some bullsh*t like the mods are acting on MY accusations, pulling this McCarthyist sh*t on me like I'm against the Mystery Song, when I was on that thread with everyone else trying to find it too.
May 28th, 2006
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and once again, f*ck you redhex, one of the stupidest people on ytmnd, you always accused me of viewhacking whenever i had a top15 site with no proof whatsoever. and here he is again assuming all these sites got NWS'd because of me, when a mod killed them before i even made this.
May 28th, 2006
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this ytmnd has served its purpose and its intent, to push patrickman/ps3fool into an apology and admit he did something wrong and that he wont do it again, is a success. i dont need to keep this up much longer, and i wont.
May 28th, 2006
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finally, another 'f*ck you' to jaggerblade for not even getting the self-mockery in declaring myself the "ytmnd police"
May 28th, 2006
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i mean how many times do i have to hit it home? i'm not responsible for the NWS's of yours or anyone elses sites, all I did was make this one to call out ps3fool for his past actions, THATS IT - and now you put the controversy over NWS on my shoulders. why should i keep talking to you when you're not even on the same curb?
May 28th, 2006
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"fyrestorm - weren't you supposed to be 'unbiased'..." - fyre, if you dont include it now, you're going to be subject to all kinds of accusations and the subject of dozens of whiny ytmnds. you want that? :P
May 28th, 2006
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yeah, it kinda does. the full song was a let down :P - I wonder if the NWS stuff would have happened if the song turned out to kick ass?
May 28th, 2006
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Hmm, we both realize we're talking past each other, and we both seem to think our YTMND's goals have been accomplished, but neither of us can really take them down at this point. I think we can come to an interesting point of agreement, here. Let me know if you're interested.
May 28th, 2006
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That's fine. I'm not worried about ratings. You know how you feel about Patrickman's cheating robbing other people of their hard work? That's the same way I feel about bad moderation. That's what it all boils down to. Even if the mods have their rights to do it and all (which is all I was trying to say with my AIM counterexample).
May 28th, 2006
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I want to change my YTMND to reflect us coming to an agreement and turn it into a fundraiser. BOTH of us have turned a serious number of heads, moderator and otherwise, and maybe we can use this momentum to pick up some server donations. What do you say?
May 28th, 2006
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jag - we'll see, i'm just about out the door for maybe a couple days... and gr33n - money-hat usually doesnt get into extended bitchfights like i do. :P
May 28th, 2006
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do I really HAVE to include it? heh. i'm contemplating. after all, i did add "strokin'", which was b00n's site, and has been known for viewhacking. i guess i'll lean towards adding it (just for the sake of finishing vol 11, hehe)
May 28th, 2006
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Checks and balances has been updated. See what you think.
May 28th, 2006
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I'd also appreciate you taking my "crime" off your YTMND or lessening the charges since I'm STILL getting all my sites downvoted (votes go up, ratings go down, views stay the same).
May 28th, 2006
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OK big update: Checks and balances accidentally made Top 15 Viewed so a rash of downvoters hit my site again and I was afraid might go through to others. I took it (and a couple others) down just in case. Don't want to be responsible for attacks on other users.
May 28th, 2006
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all these dramas maky my internets hurt
May 29th, 2006
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I got downvoted 12 times. And the subdomain is till out there (a blank site has a donation). Besides, the donation was for YTMND, not me. It's only important that the servers get the money. I can always put something back on that domain ^_^
June 1st, 2006
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i knew you would come back soon sitsu! ;)
June 4th, 2006
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Not even your idren nah give ya nuh break.
June 9th, 2006
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should not be deleted. should be an example
June 9th, 2006
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Too late I see your comeback and give you a five lol
June 22nd, 2006
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its all good
June 24th, 2006
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Hurry and delete.
June 30th, 2006
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eh my one brother votes on all my sites, I could buy the idea that someone had multiple brothers and sisters doing that too, but 8? I mean, that's just impossible. Nobody has 8 siblings who go to YTMND. @_@
July 2nd, 2006
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do the crime, pay the time
July 10th, 2006
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Demon Exterminator FTW
July 11th, 2006
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MasterStitsu, keeping the internet safe once again...
July 15th, 2006
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hey but mastersitsu it's ok now multi accounts deleted with max's new option, so please delete this YTMND :)
July 19th, 2006
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MORE PLZ.
July 25th, 2006
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Nail the losers + self-effacing humor = 5
July 30th, 2006
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awesome job man
August 2nd, 2006
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sitsu isnt the boy later, puppy
August 11th, 2006
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phoenix-star has 3 alt accounts he uses to upvote himself and downvote others
August 11th, 2006
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Once again, you've made YTMND a better place.
August 12th, 2006
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Officer AskAsk reporting in ---> http://alts.ytmnd.com ... Walso/kaiutin/makru
August 15th, 2006
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you fail, please try again ^_^
August 25th, 2006
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Who actually cares enough about YTMND to make eight accounts to upvote yourself with? Goddamn, what a loser.
September 3rd, 2006
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Holy [[WP:SOCK]]!
November 26th, 2006
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i remember this site
December 6th, 2006
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Lieutenant Darky reporting.
December 6th, 2006
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I'd like to report a casefile involving a user by the name of crazy88s. He reposted many ytmnds that were never his in the first place, and tried to deny that they ever existed in the first place. He downvotes against anyone who calls him unoriginal (I expereinced this firsthand) But what really caught my attention was the fact that there were uses 5ing him stating how "original" he was. It became obvious he had alts (4 confirmed so far) soley for upvoting himself and downvoting his enemies.
December 6th, 2006
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crazy88s and one of his alts vivbrasilla(or something like that) was banned today, but corleone555, LUE1337, thepinkavenger8, and assc*ck still remain at large. I would appericate your assistance in this case.
December 9th, 2006
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crazyassfuzz has also been confirmed as an alt.
February 17th, 2007
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filmed on location with the men and women of you're the man now dog