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the funny part about second one is that it tastes the same whether you kiss the top or bottom :-p

I'll just f*ck coconuts with holes in them

Lol, nice. A because she'd probably know how to get back to civilization/how to survive on an island, so you could find some real women. Fish top thing would die within moments, not having any way to survive.

Can't talk to a fish.

NSFW, actually, because it's NSFW.

rofl. i'll choose A. bj's ftw

Saw 'em in half and sew the girly parts together of course! Extra credit for Crash Test Dummies!

tits

change the sound back

Silky, read above. B is the right answer.

I'm takin' the mermaid.

FAST SHIPPING GOOD PRODUCT A+++++++++

I'll take the regular. Boobs are a must. And there's still the mouth.

Although the woman top half would nag you all the time

top-half human.

blowjobs/boobs/hot mermaid > combination stench of fish, *ss and vagina

The only thing you can do with the mermaid is titty f*ck her. The fish doesn't even have any teeth, so it can give better head anyway. =)

I think you guys are all forgetting, fish have to reproduce somehow as well. Where do you think fish eggs come from? not like the mermaid doesn't have genitalia

A. I'd rather wake up to her that to some fish head in the morning...

id go with the human upper body cuz then at least she doesnt smell like fish everywhere

I just got an inspiration. Cut the bottom off the fish head, and stitch it to another bottom! that way u can oral and f*ck at the same time! And if your not into surgery, go for A. Just incase neither want sex, its easier to catch the mermaid, instead of a fishead with legs. Then u can molest or rape or whatever floats your boat.

I'd go with the one on the right. Fish can't talk.

Does she have Teeth...lol

the top cuz theres gotta be some hole on the bottom fish part and as long as the top half is attractive and the bottom half feels attractive then you're good to go

5 for the image...5 for the song...10 overall, but alas, the voting stops at 5

the fish head obviously, i want some pussy

I would choose A. The fish head thing just freaks me out, and I think pussies look disgusting anyway. She could catch food, and maybe even take me to a ship.

I can wait 6 more years. Top- half

lol what the f*ck

Oh yeah, fruitmunch spoke on my behalf....Besides the upper half of the reverse mermaid is f*cking scary

A FOR THE WIN!1

DAMNIT!!!!!

1 for nudity. Even if tasteful. I just have something against nudity on YTMNDs.

Isn't it obvious?

5'd for Short Cuts.

I'd say A wins, courtesy of the existence of oral pleasure.

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B

Awesome, choice A.

Awesome

Top half human. Stick it in her mouth.

Damn, would hate to have to choose, but I would go with A.

A. Know why? Anyone heard of H.P. Lovecraft? Shadow over Innsmouth? DEEP ONES?! I don't want to be eaten by Cthulhu :(

I'll take Captain Kirk's approach, Photoshop the human legs onto the human body. But for real, A, no discussion.

Yeah, A I'm sure there's a hole down there somewhere.

Do reverse mermaids have sideways vaginas?

ppl, dont forget the ana1 seckss!!!1!

Mermaid, of course.

At no point does the question mention choosing which one to have sexual relations with...it's funny how everyone jumps to that conclusion. With no hesitation---I would choose the mermaid as a companion on this island. It would be for interaction (to prevent insanity), utility (such as getting food or helping me construct shelter) and she is far more appealing to the eyes than that abomination on the right. *You* can have sex with a half-animal if *you* want. I'll stick with behaving like a human though.

the eggs need to come from somewhere... i'll just use that hole!

I'd have to say A. I can live with just a mouth lol.

I know which one the Cat would choose. (Red Dwarf Series II. Episode "Better than life" Look it up.)

top half for bjs plz

Everyone choosing sex is funny, I'd stick with A for the sake of her being more useful than... whatever the hell B is. I wonder if B can even breathe out of water? A has more usefull capabilities as a companion though, so I stick with my choice 5'd

lol, Kobayahi Maru ftw

fruitmunch: seconded.

I'm more of an explorer than a fornicator so I choose A. The mermaid could teach me to be "part of her world" even without any secks.

Um, the mermaid so she can swim you back to civilization right quick.

A of course, I want to f*ck her titties and mouth.

Hmmm... A) is a good choice... but with choice B) you would have to hear the woman constantly bitch while stuck on the island.