Sonic Gives Playstation 3 Advice (Featuring Giant Enemy Crab)

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GobanzoMon
May 21st, 2006
1:19:12 AM CDT
(1)
I dont know what to say, but I like it
izlude
May 21st, 2006
1:33:20 AM CDT
(1)
FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!
pie21
July 26th, 2007
1:46:49 AM CDT
(0)
*ahem*
jgdogg182
May 21st, 2006
1:33:44 AM CDT
(1)
lol da best!!!!
agoaj
May 21st, 2006
1:34:11 AM CDT
(0)
The end is a bit too random, clean it up for 5
NESer
May 21st, 2006
1:36:15 AM CDT
(1)
lol'd
LifeInGreen
May 21st, 2006
1:36:52 AM CDT
(1)
FIVE-HUNDRED AND NINETY-NINE DOLLARS
iisryan
May 21st, 2006
1:42:32 AM CDT
(1)
lol! You've attacked ytmnd's weakpoint for massive damage! I really hope this fad catches on.
Smeltzenseltzer
May 21st, 2006
1:43:00 AM CDT
(1)
RIIIIDGE RACERRRRR
OmniIcyshelf
May 21st, 2006
1:45:07 AM CDT
(1)
Then, you get out of there!
oscarrules
May 21st, 2006
1:46:04 AM CDT
(1)
sony, lol
gamekid
May 21st, 2006
1:51:05 AM CDT
(1)
ROFLMAO.
FroFro
May 21st, 2006
1:52:52 AM CDT
(0)
GET UP ON THE HYDRA'S BACK!
nine-volt
May 21st, 2006
1:54:16 AM CDT
(1)
599 U.S. DOLLARS FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE! RIIIDGE RACER!
Mech
May 21st, 2006
1:59:55 AM CDT
(1)
That was the most retarded thing ever.
Headcrab
May 21st, 2006
2:00:34 AM CDT
(1)
My name compliments this YTMND ;)
zastrow
May 21st, 2006
2:01:54 AM CDT
(1)
So here's this GIANT ENEMY CRAB
FlamingIdiots
May 21st, 2006
2:03:54 AM CDT
(2)
I swear the Massive Damage wont be dropped for years lol
s0uled0utt
May 21st, 2006
2:09:59 AM CDT
(1)
hahaha f*ckin great.
sys
May 21st, 2006
2:10:37 AM CDT
(1)
was going to 1 this for being a stupidly old fad but it turned out to be kinda funny
Flopsy
May 21st, 2006
2:10:49 AM CDT
(1)
UNIVERSE TIER
waffleninja
May 21st, 2006
2:11:11 AM CDT
(1)
i fell out of my chair
Tranceplant
May 21st, 2006
2:16:31 AM CDT
(1)
ROFL
ShadowAngle
May 21st, 2006
2:19:39 AM CDT
(1)
oh snap...
xycos
May 21st, 2006
2:19:42 AM CDT
(0)
Went on way too long with no new jokes. The first part was brilliant, though.
roq
May 21st, 2006
2:20:00 AM CDT
(1)
ridge racer
evachrono
May 21st, 2006
2:20:54 AM CDT
(1)
KrimReaperMD
May 21st, 2006
2:22:37 AM CDT
(3)
There is NOTHING cooler than giant enemy crab!
Trebar
May 21st, 2006
2:44:38 AM CDT
(1)
Ridge Raiser! Riiiidge Raiser!
G13Link
May 21st, 2006
2:47:27 AM CDT
(1)
ahahahaha
Popsman
May 21st, 2006
2:59:04 AM CDT
(1)
ZOMG ENEMY CRAB RIDGE RAISER!
BahamutZERO
May 21st, 2006
6:31:34 PM CDT
(0)
Good one.
AgentKoopa
May 21st, 2006
8:39:59 PM CDT
(0)
Would have been a five except you put in way too many "and then you say"s at the end. Don't just blindly quote like that.
hypersaxon
May 21st, 2006
8:53:55 PM CDT
(0)
Yeah, but I don't think it would have been as funny without Kaz Hirai going "RIIIDGE RACERRR!!!" at the end.
Nabeshin
May 21st, 2006
11:02:11 PM CDT
(1)
Simply the best, I've never laughed so hard at sony or a ytmnd! M-m-m-multikill!
youspoonybard
May 22nd, 2006
3:10:37 PM CDT
(1)
massive damage
MrGigals
May 23rd, 2006
11:35:41 AM CDT
(1)
Oh yeah. Giant enemy crab.
Duder130
May 24th, 2006
9:46:04 PM CDT
(1)
k-awesome. Get rid of the part at tne end where you once again say the whole crab and damage thing. I can live with the rest.
Cyberdude93
May 25th, 2006
4:32:00 PM CDT
(1)
This got kinda bad towards the end, but 5'd for the rest :-D
rabidbinman
May 26th, 2006
3:09:51 AM CDT
(1)
I love you.
NeoEddy
May 28th, 2006
5:43:08 PM CDT
(1)
GODLY.
EtherealHyperion
May 28th, 2006
8:29:52 PM CDT
(1)
For great justice? No, more like for massive damage.
MrBubbles
June 3rd, 2006
2:39:21 PM CDT
(1)
hahahaha
N3k74r
June 3rd, 2006
6:57:45 PM CDT
(1)
GIANT ENEMY CRAB
monkeytrousers
June 5th, 2006
12:15:07 PM CDT
(0)
http://crabgetspwned.ytmnd.com
hypersaxon
June 6th, 2006
2:07:57 PM CDT
(0)
If you guys like this, check out my official music video that I made for the whole press conference: http://www.hypersaxon.com/ps3vid.wmv
wok7
June 8th, 2006
5:03:49 PM CDT
(1)
LOL, Why does Sony torture it's Reps by making them say such gay things?
koyuga
June 8th, 2006
5:57:27 PM CDT
(1)
I approve of this message.
docsigma
June 9th, 2006
9:41:19 AM CDT
(1)
People in my office are asking me wtf is making me laugh so loud. I just sent this link to the whole office. :)
Vector
June 16th, 2006
9:37:30 AM CDT
(1)
Sonic = instant '5
Weiman
June 20th, 2006
2:48:18 AM CDT
(0)
needs more ridge racer
NuckingFuts9
June 20th, 2006
3:00:55 AM CDT
(1)
Attack. Its. Weak. Point. For. Massive. Damage. My illiterate 6-year-old cousin has better skill in speech. Also need to make the ending better.
Darkness71988
June 21st, 2006
9:53:43 PM CDT
(1)
lol nice
basheron
June 22nd, 2006
1:27:11 AM CDT
(1)
lol I like it. widge wacer. wiiidge waaacer!
at0micfly
June 26th, 2006
1:51:18 PM CDT
(1)
ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scissorfight
June 28th, 2006
11:19:41 AM CDT
(1)
lmao $599! $599! $599!
siccoyote
June 28th, 2006
8:57:49 PM CDT
(1)
$599 For Massive Damage or £500+ For the Fail
whytmnd
June 28th, 2006
9:37:59 PM CDT
(0)
ANTI PS3 = AUTOMATIC 5!!1!!!!! gaint enema carbs masive damag FTW!!!
LawyerChaos
June 29th, 2006
3:19:34 PM CDT
(1)
I was about to soffocate! XD
LastDay
July 2nd, 2006
11:02:03 AM CDT
(1)
"Nobody has the right to attack it's weakpoint for massive damage unless you want them to."
BullwinkleB
July 3rd, 2006
9:59:46 PM CDT
(1)
Oh My Lol.
SonnyResetti
July 3rd, 2006
10:07:39 PM CDT
(0)
THEN, ya say WROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNG!!!
Barcode711
July 4th, 2006
10:59:22 PM CDT
(1)
Theny ou say '599 US dollars'...
ProfGlitch
July 7th, 2006
7:31:33 AM CDT
(0)
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
Reinhart
July 7th, 2006
10:58:17 AM CDT
(1)
You know if you move your head left and right it looks like the tree leaves and the claws are moving. 3-D effect FTW.
Stareon
July 7th, 2006
2:32:05 PM CDT
(1)
The ending was priceless, and so was the 599 US Dollars thing. Fav'ed!
DesertFox
July 12th, 2006
2:15:28 PM CDT
(1)
there's nothing more cool than a giant enemy crab
Loqutus
July 12th, 2006
2:15:31 PM CDT
(1)
Easy 5, but -1 for no "And then ya get outta there!"
duffman88
July 13th, 2006
3:47:34 PM CDT
(1)
lol
ac6517
July 15th, 2006
11:49:28 PM CDT
(1)
5'd hard
MewtwoStruckBack
July 16th, 2006
6:07:18 PM CDT
(1)
laughed my *ss off at the end
bobob
July 19th, 2006
4:27:54 PM CDT
(1)
So there were giant enemy crabs in acient japan?
dhaos
July 21st, 2006
6:33:45 PM CDT
(1)
This was a 3 star YTMND until the end. XD
ac6517
July 22nd, 2006
10:38:47 AM CDT
(1)
GIANT EMENY CRAP
NickGray
July 24th, 2006
2:38:01 AM CDT
(1)
The sexual euphemism, is flawless.
aryan1614
July 24th, 2006
6:09:26 AM CDT
(1)
I logged in just to 5 this.
hypersaxon
July 24th, 2006
7:03:24 PM CDT
(0)
Wow, this is like the highest rated site I've got. Ironic, since I think it's one of the least impressive of the ones I've done. But oh well, can't argue :P
kyouteki
July 31st, 2006
5:24:30 AM CDT
(-1)
Sonic never says "then, ya get outta there!" DENIED.
igotnoname
July 31st, 2006
5:59:36 PM CDT
(1)
it's ridge racer. riiiiiidge racer!
hypersaxon
August 1st, 2006
1:00:37 AM CDT
(0)
Okay, seriously, WHO THE f*ck CARES IF SONIC DOESN'T SAY "And then, yea get outta there!" God, you f*cking f*ggots have to come up with dumb queer reasons to downvote sh*t.
darkyoshi372
August 10th, 2006
6:25:53 PM CDT
(2)
FIVE HUNDRED NINETY NINE US DOLLARS are going to be the PS3's WEAK POINT and Sony's financial department will take MASSIVE DAMAGE, even RIIIIDGE RAAAAACER! won't be able to save it.
Scrageberz
March 16th, 2009
12:45:42 AM CDT
(0)
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
mcnichoj
August 10th, 2006
7:54:41 PM CDT
(1)
What the f3ck?!? xD
zomglolwtfzor
August 12th, 2006
4:48:01 PM CDT
(0)
GENGI 2 is an asshin game basd on japenese histery
zomglolwtfzor
August 12th, 2006
4:49:21 PM CDT
(0)
so hears thes giant enemy craaa...and you...attack...its weakpoint...for massif dammige
zomglolwtfzor
August 12th, 2006
4:50:26 PM CDT
(-1)
ALSO CAUKS F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK
zomglolwtfzor
August 12th, 2006
4:51:28 PM CDT
(-1)
asgflkg;klfds SPELLINGERRORSLOL kljfahalkdsojkkjfjfafaffdasfdsafdasdsfa
destinytomorrow
August 13th, 2006
12:35:29 AM CDT
(1)
MASSIVE DAMAGE!
britzman
August 21st, 2006
9:31:53 AM CDT
(1)
HYPER SAXON!!! Holy crap I didn't know you made this. Nice job and yes this is the britzman from sega.
Saws
August 21st, 2006
8:32:51 PM CDT
(0)
YES!!! ps3 sucks
nawtyeravgjoe
August 21st, 2006
8:39:15 PM CDT
(0)
5 for Jaleel White
Strakitarx
August 21st, 2006
8:53:47 PM CDT
(1)
Attack its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!
eekers
August 24th, 2006
10:24:41 PM CDT
(1)
YES
DarkAdonis255
August 26th, 2006
10:08:50 AM CDT
(0)
I'm not getting a PS3, but this fad is just annoying. Put a few phrases into what Sonic says, and it's funny? Not to me.
Refractor
August 27th, 2006
8:52:32 PM CDT
(0)
lol, sony fails
intsoccersuperstar
August 31st, 2006
12:38:38 AM CDT
(1)
needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "So get outta there!" needs "S
mithrandir
August 31st, 2006
1:07:32 PM CDT
(0)
No...
pollock-tar-gz
September 1st, 2006
12:42:38 PM CDT
(1)
ATTACK ITS WEAK POINT FOR RIDGE RACER!
wisdumcube
September 9th, 2006
12:28:43 AM CDT
(0)
the length killed the joke.
Robart
September 9th, 2006
1:30:06 AM CDT
(1)
The hell!?
Eggysrun
September 9th, 2006
3:03:55 AM CDT
(1)
LOL!!! I love the sound edit
Skuu
September 9th, 2006
4:14:53 AM CDT
(1)
5d your weak point for massive damage also US$599 also Ridge Racer
CaptainObvious
September 9th, 2006
5:08:11 AM CDT
(1)
YUO FORGOT POLEND!
CoolDrMoney
September 9th, 2006
8:38:43 AM CDT
(1)
Loqutus
September 9th, 2006
10:35:48 AM CDT
(1)
i c wat u did thar.
JohnnyD
September 9th, 2006
10:37:09 AM CDT
(1)
F*cking amazing for massive damage.
totallylame
September 9th, 2006
10:41:27 AM CDT
(1)
Giant Enemy Crab is the best new fad. Great work with the sonic advice.
altectech
September 9th, 2006
12:29:13 PM CDT
(1)
lol
Kayne
September 9th, 2006
12:35:05 PM CDT
(1)
ancient battles which actually took place in japanese history. so here's this giant enemy crab...
Zerox12
September 9th, 2006
1:09:22 PM CDT
(1)
The giant enemy crab's weakpoint is Ridge Racer. RIIIDGE RACERRRRR!
AlexMax
September 9th, 2006
1:22:56 PM CDT
(1)
599 dollars 599 dollars 599 dollars
Mee
September 9th, 2006
1:24:30 PM CDT
(0)
You missed Sonic's last line and the lenght is to much. Ghey.
Wackynewnew
September 9th, 2006
3:49:14 PM CDT
(0)
Playstation 3. Attack its weak point for 599 US dollars.
AP33ME
September 9th, 2006
3:57:31 PM CDT
(0)
So there's this GIANT ENEMY CRAB.
Noend11
September 9th, 2006
4:01:13 PM CDT
(0)
lol
xyke
September 9th, 2006
4:05:35 PM CDT
(0)
RIIIIDGE RACER !!!!
PresidentFunny
September 9th, 2006
4:06:48 PM CDT
(0)
That made little sense. There is just to much of everything. Besides Sonic's consoles got f*cked so no advice from that guy.
Cupchange
September 9th, 2006
4:37:18 PM CDT
(0)
-1 for missing "then you get outa there"
AndrewNi
September 9th, 2006
4:47:40 PM CDT
(0)
massive damage
glamiss
September 9th, 2006
8:30:04 PM CDT
(0)
best one yet! then you say:... then you say:... then you say:... hahahahaha
fusiontrigger7
September 9th, 2006
8:35:45 PM CDT
(0)
is that it?
Jericho17
September 9th, 2006
8:39:18 PM CDT
(0)
is anybody else getting tired of this fad..
FreemanNate
September 9th, 2006
8:58:29 PM CDT
(0)
forgot poland.
QReaper
September 9th, 2006
9:09:28 PM CDT
(0)
THEN YOU GTFO!
PseudoChron
September 9th, 2006
9:49:21 PM CDT
(0)
proof that the Sonic Sez fad can never die
udx
September 9th, 2006
10:52:28 PM CDT
(0)
There should be a giant crab boss in a future Sonic game, be it Rivals, Next-Gen or Wild Fire/Secret of the Rings.
Jellymanzeta
September 10th, 2006
7:24:59 AM CDT
(0)
I lol'd
CrazyCorns
September 10th, 2006
6:26:16 PM CDT
(0)
It's ridge racer.......RIDGE RACERRR!!!!!!!!
nemetroid
September 13th, 2006
1:24:43 PM CDT
(0)
omg, haha
Urmean15
September 15th, 2006
9:52:19 PM CDT
(0)
GIANT ENEMY CRABS FTW
ARandomPerson
September 18th, 2006
5:49:16 AM CDT
(0)
Hans
September 18th, 2006
11:07:56 AM CDT
(0)
lol @ sony
Anubis8642
September 25th, 2006
3:25:11 PM CDT
(0)
U MHUST A11ACK 1TS WEEK P01NT FUR M4SS1V3 D4M4G3 XD
damnsters
October 1st, 2006
1:44:29 AM CDT
(0)
So you fight this giant ene-- aw, f*ck it.
FalcoLombardi
October 6th, 2006
1:22:07 PM CDT
(0)
Might be the best Sonic-related YTMND ever.
BATMANZ
November 15th, 2006
5:12:02 PM CST
(0)
hahaha
KolosoK
November 19th, 2006
7:50:01 PM CST
(0)
Down w/ the ps3.
NekomimiNinja
November 22nd, 2006
6:17:14 AM CST
(0)
you win.
NoHabloEspanol
December 17th, 2006
12:52:47 PM CST
(0)
WHAT IS THIS SH*T AND WHERE IS THE WEAK POINT?
NotSoMuch
December 20th, 2006
1:31:46 AM CST
(0)
That's no good. This YTMND however is "Giant Enemy Crab"! You win! 5'd and Fav'd!
Chokezilla
December 26th, 2006
11:32:20 AM CST
(0)
5'd for the ending
JR5600
January 14th, 2007
5:02:06 PM CST
(0)
Wow, this YTMND site is horrible. Why did you even put this on YTMND? 1'd, because seriously how can you people worship this failure/sh*t. You're a PS3 hater and thus I hate you f*g.
hypersaxon
January 24th, 2007
10:15:00 PM CST
(0)
^^^ I feel sorry for you for actually still thinking Sony is a good company.
generalverduin
February 7th, 2007
10:48:14 PM CST
(0)
"hit its weak point, for massive damage" - some wierd guy with no tone of voice when he shoudl be taking massive damage. Lol, grade A stuff.
JR5600
February 25th, 2007
3:37:53 PM CST
(-1)
Wow dude. I pity you for still thinking that you're cool. You're a huge f*g and you deserve to be shot. What makes the Playstation 3 any different from the Playstation 2? Besides the fact that the Playstation 3 is significantly more expensive doesn't make it any different. It has better games, better graphics and the best processor of all the new systems available. It beats the sh*t out of the Microsoft Xbox 360 and the Nintendo Wii. Easily. Seriously people, get off Nintendo's and Microsoft's dicks.
bcbird
March 27th, 2007
8:43:25 PM CDT
(0)
hypersaxon
April 1st, 2007
12:59:18 AM CDT
(-1)
Okay whatever you say JR5600, if you wanna pay $599 US Dollars on PS3 fine, go ahead while we all laugh at you and the rest of the idiots who buy it and then realize how aweful it is.
bcbird
March 27th, 2007
8:42:46 PM CDT
(0)
I now understand this
hypersaxon
April 10th, 2007
10:37:53 AM CDT
(0)
http://soniccrabremix.ytmnd.com/ this is the remix that I did of this site, if anyone's interested lol
ToastChef
May 6th, 2007
1:37:38 PM CDT
(0)
lololol
KairuHakubi
July 8th, 2007
1:14:15 PM CDT
(0)
this took actually took place
Valintine
November 1st, 2007
4:36:47 PM CDT
(0)
5ed
DarthWang
January 9th, 2009
11:34:11 AM CST
(1)
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DarkJeroyd2000
January 13th, 2010
11:58:12 PM CST
(0)
then ya say....
woman
February 7th, 2012
12:46:53 PM CST
(1)
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