Half-Life: FULL-LIFE CONSEQUENCES (An Epic Reading)
blind51de 
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"XD. Why are all fanfics written by 8 year olds?" Too true. From LUE.
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Firebird25
May 16th, 2006
1:39:26 AM CDT
(0)
Fanfiction sucks Toobis loaf indeed. XD/10. Er, 5.
milk
January 6th, 2008
6:47:27 PM CST
(0)
lol, old ytmnd
momthinksimcool
June 5th, 2008
10:02:01 AM CDT
(-2)
EMMA WATSON'S VAGINA VIEWCOUNTMND.YTMND.COM
momthinksimcool
June 5th, 2008
10:02:37 AM CDT
(0)
-2 for laughing and spoiling the epicness
Mattimer
May 16th, 2006
1:42:45 AM CDT
(0)
XD
Orogenesis
May 16th, 2006
1:45:15 AM CDT
(0)
*saLUEtes*
KevinArnold
May 16th, 2006
1:45:22 AM CDT
(1)
probably the greatest story ever written.
ortsac
May 16th, 2006
1:45:55 AM CDT
(0)
Zombie Goatse?
Patashu
May 16th, 2006
1:46:16 AM CDT
(1)
And then John was a zombie.
fhantum
May 16th, 2006
1:46:59 AM CDT
(0)
HAAHHAHAH!
Ave
May 16th, 2006
1:49:06 AM CDT
(0)
You sound kinda like a sports announcer XD. Anyway, very funny.
sashatheman
May 16th, 2006
1:52:41 AM CDT
(0)
there should only be one dramatic reading on this site, and its already been done.
vec
May 16th, 2006
2:08:27 AM CDT
(0)
That was so hilarious in so many ways. I laughed out loud about every 15 seconds, good show.
Buffy
May 16th, 2006
2:09:30 AM CDT
(0)
XD
evilregal
May 16th, 2006
2:10:32 AM CDT
(0)
and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from the headcrabs
Corevirus
May 16th, 2006
2:16:50 AM CDT
(0)
That was HILARIOUS!!! I want a sequel!!
LocutusOfBorg
May 16th, 2006
2:19:17 AM CDT
(0)
Oh... God.. That.. was so f*cking funny.. OH GOD.. *falls over laughing*
TheGuesswho
May 16th, 2006
2:21:53 AM CDT
(0)
So he had to go.
ideom
May 16th, 2006
2:23:15 AM CDT
(0)
this is hilarious
GADBabaganoosh
May 16th, 2006
2:27:05 AM CDT
(0)
Hahahah, I think its funny you were laughing on some parts.
Twinsen
May 16th, 2006
2:28:43 AM CDT
(0)
You didnt read it nearly as badly as it was written.
Abe86
May 16th, 2006
2:30:28 AM CDT
(0)
It is time to end this fives and for all.
Chris619
May 16th, 2006
2:32:18 AM CDT
(0)
best
blind51de
May 16th, 2006
2:36:17 AM CDT
(0)
"You didnt read it nearly as badly as it was written." Thanks?
TheIncredibleGox
May 16th, 2006
2:38:11 AM CDT
(0)
Best dramatic reading since boomaga's Ebaum emails.
muscles
May 16th, 2006
2:39:17 AM CDT
(0)
its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother give you a five
Fishie
May 16th, 2006
3:09:14 AM CDT
(0)
Haha, GO GO FREEMAN RANGERS. Is it actually real?
Bubonicdeath
May 16th, 2006
3:14:06 AM CDT
(3)
Ive got headcrabs from reading this.
Psycotronic
May 16th, 2006
3:14:34 AM CDT
(0)
LOL
TommyDreamer
May 16th, 2006
3:20:53 AM CDT
(0)
HAHAHAHA!
cheesechimp
May 16th, 2006
3:24:20 AM CDT
(0)
Funny, but I don't think the reading actually added much to the humor of the story (like in the Doom Fanfic from a few nights ago)
DrugInducedDuck
May 16th, 2006
3:29:39 AM CDT
(0)
I tried to downvote, but the final boss stepped on me!
WTFNation
May 16th, 2006
3:33:46 AM CDT
(0)
Good find.. But I think the reading was a little unnecessary...
eric264
May 16th, 2006
3:33:55 AM CDT
(0)
HAHAHAHA goddamn.
icoz7
May 16th, 2006
6:33:09 AM CDT
(0)
StuLTissimus
May 16th, 2006
9:09:54 AM CDT
(0)
LLFTW. Oh, and dear lord, XD.
STARSBarry
May 16th, 2006
9:51:01 AM CDT
(2)
BECOUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!
manish
May 16th, 2006
9:51:38 AM CDT
(0)
Not a great reading, but hilarious nonetheless!
Realchaos1
May 16th, 2006
10:42:45 AM CDT
(0)
HAHAH SHOT FINAL BOSS IN EYE! PUNCH IN FACE! ahahahhaha zombie goatse!
CaptainCripple
May 16th, 2006
10:55:54 AM CDT
(0)
"I'll get you back evil boss!"
SodiumCyanide
May 16th, 2006
11:42:43 AM CDT
(0)
They should make this into a movie with Vin Diesel
jbtilley
May 16th, 2006
11:47:08 AM CDT
(0)
Was this read by Mr. Rogers or just some random gay guy.
Socksy
May 16th, 2006
12:16:03 PM CDT
(0)
"NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and John walked real fast out.
Shyguy248
May 16th, 2006
2:27:02 PM CDT
(0)
That my friend was masterful
DarkOwl
May 16th, 2006
4:59:10 PM CDT
(0)
I will give you a 5 at top of lungs.
flairflop
May 16th, 2006
6:53:25 PM CDT
(1)
BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE
Sandman
May 16th, 2006
8:04:08 PM CDT
(0)
fasf
cube
May 16th, 2006
8:22:07 PM CDT
(-1)
tl;dl
taotd
May 16th, 2006
11:37:20 PM CDT
(-1)
*shakes head and mutters*
asphyxiate
May 16th, 2006
11:42:18 PM CDT
(0)
POUNDS 10... I MEAN 5 BUTTON
Fishysquisher
May 16th, 2006
11:52:14 PM CDT
(0)
brilliant
Cybershell13
May 17th, 2006
12:02:02 AM CDT
(0)
God I f*cking love these so much.
Shiner
May 17th, 2006
12:13:04 AM CDT
(0)
MAX-MAX-MAX-MAX-MAXIMUM RATING!
frakctured
May 17th, 2006
12:17:28 AM CDT
(0)
Nice
deevo
May 17th, 2006
12:21:52 AM CDT
(0)
*saLUEtes and does a backflip*
zorbokk
May 17th, 2006
12:35:10 AM CDT
(0)
*saLUEtes*
EasterEggs
May 17th, 2006
12:37:20 AM CDT
(0)
Half-Life: Full Life XDXDXD
Itami
May 17th, 2006
1:11:28 AM CDT
(0)
What the f*ck is this?
jdodger
May 17th, 2006
1:13:12 AM CDT
(0)
lolol
Pettitman
May 17th, 2006
1:20:32 AM CDT
(0)
wet to the roof.
scs
May 17th, 2006
1:25:35 AM CDT
(0)
reading was funny, but you need to do a better recording.
Cloudsicle
May 17th, 2006
1:31:02 AM CDT
(0)
No, you will be KILL BY DEMONS!
NewdNewb
May 17th, 2006
1:31:38 AM CDT
(0)
5'd for "aksed"
blind51de
May 17th, 2006
1:32:09 AM CDT
(0)
"you need to do a better recording" I know, but all I've got is a crappy Madcatz headset-mic. Not to mention that 4:40 of higher-bitrate chatter is too big for a YTMND.
jordanhass
May 17th, 2006
1:33:28 AM CDT
(0)
i know fanfics suck rite?
blind51de
May 17th, 2006
1:33:39 AM CDT
(0)
People are referencing Doom: Repercussions of Evil. So I made my own rendition: http://media.putfile.com/Doom-Repercussions-of-EVIL I won't make a YTMND of it though (there're 2 already)
Kirelan
May 17th, 2006
1:35:19 AM CDT
(0)
To be continued? Greatest To be continued. Ever.
mothball
May 17th, 2006
1:37:25 AM CDT
(0)
not epic enough
blind51de
May 17th, 2006
1:39:11 AM CDT
(0)
"Greatest To be continued. Ever." I was channeling Ron Burgundy for it. :)
ChronoX
May 17th, 2006
2:07:59 AM CDT
(0)
f*cking histerical... you did a good job reading it too. The extra emphasis you put on certain words had me rolling.
Krall
May 17th, 2006
2:19:08 AM CDT
(0)
WHEN IS PART 2???
Derv
May 17th, 2006
2:19:11 AM CDT
(0)
Ah, that was good.
blind51de
May 17th, 2006
2:22:54 AM CDT
(0)
"WHEN IS PART 2???" Some guy is apparently making a flash version of this, I'm overwhelmed.
Drusamson
May 17th, 2006
2:25:39 AM CDT
(0)
i really liked the part where i wrote what part i liked
DanielJackson
May 17th, 2006
2:25:47 AM CDT
(0)
That was just plain hilarious. I hope to see part 2.
KatamariClock
May 17th, 2006
2:33:16 AM CDT
(0)
Lawl at John Freeman for being a nub.
blind51de
May 17th, 2006
2:35:40 AM CDT
(3)
John Freeman is not a nub. He's so badass that when he's told by his dying brother to run the hell away, he walks. He walks FAST. He's a POWERWALKING BADASS.
life036
May 17th, 2006
2:36:07 AM CDT
(-3)
the fact that this sh*t is in the top15 proves that there is no god
sniperlord
May 17th, 2006
2:37:30 AM CDT
(3)
The pants were dead!
LupinTheThird
May 17th, 2006
2:53:18 AM CDT
(-1)
Boomaga you're not.
elsuperjudio
May 17th, 2006
2:53:38 AM CDT
(0)
unfreakinbelievable
EwoudCP
May 17th, 2006
2:55:31 AM CDT
(2)
To all downvoters: "u shudnt come here"!
ruthlessx
May 17th, 2006
3:13:42 AM CDT
(0)
lol
Xolias
May 17th, 2006
3:17:38 AM CDT
(0)
Would have been better with cool music.
robot-god
May 17th, 2006
3:20:11 AM CDT
(0)
Ya got balls, kid.
djz
May 17th, 2006
3:20:15 AM CDT
(0)
They need to add a sixth star to the rating system for this.
robertkos
May 17th, 2006
3:20:22 AM CDT
(0)
Man, that was hilarious. I personally didnt like the reading much at all, but the fan fic was funny as hell.
Flopsy
May 17th, 2006
3:24:04 AM CDT
(0)
UNIVERSE TIER
Hostile17
May 17th, 2006
3:37:58 AM CDT
(0)
"To be continued" sounds exactly like "I'm Ron Burgundy?"
Askir28
May 17th, 2006
3:39:14 AM CDT
(0)
I hate those silly "Epic Readings"; theres only one good....
TheGuesswho
May 17th, 2006
3:40:31 AM CDT
(0)
Half Life: Full Life Consequences sounds like a teen pregancy pamphlet.
blind51de
May 17th, 2006
3:47:16 AM CDT
(3)
I wasn't trying to imitate boomaga, this turned up on my forum, I recorded a rendition, a guy tried making a YTMND but failed because the audio was too big, so I compressed the audio and made it myself
blind51de
May 17th, 2006
3:48:17 AM CDT
(3)
I wasn't trying to ham it up like Boomaga, and like I said, my mic sucks. But I did have fun reading it. :)
Orogenesis
May 17th, 2006
3:50:35 AM CDT
(0)
Awesome dude...LUEshi forever!
raptorcardz
May 17th, 2006
3:51:38 AM CDT
(0)
Awesome
StarvingBum
May 17th, 2006
4:02:59 AM CDT
(0)
Stevey666
May 17th, 2006
4:09:36 AM CDT
(0)
Cloudsicle
May 17th, 2006
4:10:15 AM CDT
(0)
If he didn't have any 'wepon', how did he kill the 'oficer headcrab'. SKEET SKEET SKEET.
Cloudsicle
May 17th, 2006
4:15:09 AM CDT
(0)
other than that, i couldn't find any problems with the story.
Cold-NiTe
May 17th, 2006
4:28:07 AM CDT
(0)
And this is why FanFiction sucks balls.
Vebor
May 17th, 2006
4:28:35 AM CDT
(0)
'dis fic is lol.
TheGreenman
May 17th, 2006
4:34:23 AM CDT
(-1)
Internet fanfics are pretty lame but so is reading them or thinking they're funny on an "OMG THIS GUY IS LAME" factor.
wildwookie05
May 17th, 2006
4:43:29 AM CDT
(-1)
dramatic reading fad FTL
Mattimer
May 17th, 2006
4:44:59 AM CDT
(0)
TheGreenman is a lamer if he didn't laugh at this.
Cold-NiTe
May 17th, 2006
4:49:44 AM CDT
(1)
Since when did people become 'too cool' to laugh at horrible spelling and grammar on the internets. That's just strange.
Nux
May 17th, 2006
5:15:11 AM CDT
(0)
ROFL
EwoudCP
May 17th, 2006
5:23:36 AM CDT
(0)
"and the plants were singing" XD
Kerrek
May 17th, 2006
5:32:16 AM CDT
(0)
Bwehahaha! "He walked really faster"
Chav-Slayer
May 17th, 2006
5:36:00 AM CDT
(0)
HAHAHAHAHAHA!! XD
ForkHead
May 17th, 2006
5:39:49 AM CDT
(0)
Wonderfly stoopid
KingLouisXIV
May 17th, 2006
5:45:09 AM CDT
(3)
"I cant give you my lisense officer" "Why not?" "Because you are headcrab zombie"
xXWaspXx
May 17th, 2006
5:53:45 AM CDT
(0)
To tell you the truth, I couldn't listen all the way through. It was hurting me.
wonkmeister
May 17th, 2006
5:57:22 AM CDT
(0)
needs boomagas magic voice
gaijineli
May 17th, 2006
6:29:37 AM CDT
(0)
Yeah, boomaga coulda been perfectly used here, but the reader stepped up to the plate and delivered.
Walter43210
May 17th, 2006
6:40:52 AM CDT
(0)
This guy had to have been joking.
faschwaa
May 17th, 2006
6:41:39 AM CDT
(0)
funny story, but the reading could have been beefed up a bit
w0rm
May 17th, 2006
6:49:28 AM CDT
(0)
I actually didnt stop laughing all the way through this!!
UncleHenry
May 17th, 2006
7:06:01 AM CDT
(0)
Wins
Xwing2000
May 17th, 2006
7:10:10 AM CDT
(0)
You sound just like caboose. XD
Azoruk
May 17th, 2006
7:15:58 AM CDT
(0)
I laughed so hard it started to hurt. I'm 100% serious.
Wassow
May 17th, 2006
7:25:35 AM CDT
(0)
Boring
MenchiFan
May 17th, 2006
7:33:49 AM CDT
(0)
Because you are headcrab zombie!
onethumb7
May 17th, 2006
7:45:27 AM CDT
(1)
I lol'd. And lol'd. And lol'd.
jizzojoe
May 17th, 2006
7:49:04 AM CDT
(0)
nice job
KolYma
May 17th, 2006
8:34:16 AM CDT
(0)
"NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" This is too perfect. Almost sickening how funny this is.
frenchie
May 17th, 2006
8:37:41 AM CDT
(0)
Made my day. Im gunna fav this... ones and for all.
lamonisucks
May 17th, 2006
8:48:10 AM CDT
(0)
Is this the leaked plot to HL3?
RandomDragoonKain
May 17th, 2006
8:50:41 AM CDT
(0)
He ddnt have weapon!
ibanezdude
May 17th, 2006
8:52:36 AM CDT
(0)
why third graders shouldn't play half-life.
CrazyRay
May 17th, 2006
8:59:51 AM CDT
(0)
Work on the voice acting
jnorris441
May 17th, 2006
9:02:01 AM CDT
(0)
are you a native american
SinnerChrono
May 17th, 2006
9:02:15 AM CDT
(0)
4 because if the hilarity of the story, would have been a 5 if the reading was more dramatic
RentACop
May 17th, 2006
9:04:48 AM CDT
(0)
He didn't have a weapon, yet he shot the talking zombie cop? OMG@#LOGI E$ FFAILZ!!!!
mrTr0ut
May 17th, 2006
9:09:07 AM CDT
(0)
teh pants are is dead!!!!!!!!
omnininja
May 17th, 2006
9:12:50 AM CDT
(0)
Needs link to fanfiction + boomaga
Nicknyte
May 17th, 2006
9:37:15 AM CDT
(0)
Headcrabs FTL
GeneralDoli
May 17th, 2006
9:37:37 AM CDT
(0)
Yay.
BMWBauer
May 17th, 2006
9:37:45 AM CDT
(0)
You sounded just like Caboose from Red vs. Blue
Jonky
May 17th, 2006
9:42:51 AM CDT
(0)
"LOOK OUT BRO"
Namaste
May 17th, 2006
9:54:23 AM CDT
(0)
donate money!
vertigo
May 17th, 2006
9:55:20 AM CDT
(0)
John Freeman had to go help his brother where he was. Gordon knew where he was because he knew where he wasn't. By subtracting where he was from where he wasn't...
Dudebot
May 17th, 2006
10:03:48 AM CDT
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John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gorden needed him where he was.
krubly
May 17th, 2006
10:06:04 AM CDT
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I dont see any humor in this plagiarized crap.
dasuberwoo
May 17th, 2006
10:26:10 AM CDT
(0)
"Ones and for all!" but fives for youuuu
lick
May 17th, 2006
10:29:03 AM CDT
(0)
zzzzzzzrandom
May 17th, 2006
10:29:41 AM CDT
(0)
I lol'd
arojust
May 17th, 2006
10:34:31 AM CDT
(-1)
You have a horrible voice and the sound quality only heightens the awfulness. Also, I didn't laugh at all.
PMSQueen
May 17th, 2006
10:38:25 AM CDT
(0)
It reminds of those crappy stories my friends always want me to read on Quizilla. i stopped going there because it really does show people can't write and have bad grammar.
Blobbles
May 17th, 2006
10:49:25 AM CDT
(0)
omg win!!!1!one!
GubGub
May 17th, 2006
10:52:01 AM CDT
(0)
that was painful
Kartoffel
May 17th, 2006
11:01:18 AM CDT
(0)
I like how he said early in the story he drove away from zombies but he didn't heave a wepaon, but managed to shoot the cop in the face.
LlamaMasters
May 17th, 2006
11:01:57 AM CDT
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The next time I get pulled over by a cop, I'll time him I can't give him my lisence because "YOU ARE A HEADCRAB ZOMBIE!!!!" 5AW
Akrady
May 17th, 2006
11:11:58 AM CDT
(0)
Haha. Brilliant. I marveled how you kept control during the reading too.
satanos
May 17th, 2006
11:18:20 AM CDT
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God bless you blind51de, you are a god among us.
Qtamo
May 17th, 2006
11:18:20 AM CDT
(0)
I am Mad and Angry! Fanfic ROOLZ
CupOfSquirrels
May 17th, 2006
11:19:08 AM CDT
(0)
lol
Peepsalot
May 17th, 2006
11:36:41 AM CDT
(0)
reminds me of Jeff K for some reason.
Axeman3
May 17th, 2006
11:41:09 AM CDT
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Yeah, I usually call my brother by his first and last name, especially in times of danger. Then he usually walks fast out of there.
Tkreft1128
May 17th, 2006
11:42:57 AM CDT
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You sound like a preacher. And whoever wrote this writes like a 5th grader. ...
Tkreft1128
May 17th, 2006
11:44:41 AM CDT
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I apologize. I should have listened longer. About halfway in I found myself laughing my *ss off.
EvilHeartburnMan
May 17th, 2006
11:51:32 AM CDT
(0)
Ehhh... not quite as dramatic or epic as Boomaga, but it was a funny story. 4'd.
downvoter
May 17th, 2006
11:52:59 AM CDT
(0)
I cannot downvote this.
DeadClownBaby
May 17th, 2006
11:57:49 AM CDT
(0)
that person fails at life
Grlm-Reap3r
May 17th, 2006
12:01:56 PM CDT
(0)
Lol, awesome. Oh, and, can I have a link to the forum where this was posted in? Please?
Phelanij
May 17th, 2006
12:04:31 PM CDT
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Unbelievably kickass. Someone call the Baldwins.
Maed
May 17th, 2006
12:17:19 PM CDT
(0)
That sucked more then anything else, ever.
MuToiDMaN
May 17th, 2006
12:22:36 PM CDT
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D: Oh noes zombies! www.goas.ts! John Freeman, smile and walk real fast, John Freeman.
MuToiDMaN
May 17th, 2006
12:23:36 PM CDT
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5'd for great justice.
dyskrasia
May 17th, 2006
12:24:04 PM CDT
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your average, deadpan voice is what makes this so epic. also, 'its a good day to do what has to be done by me.'
MuToiDMaN
May 17th, 2006
12:32:20 PM CDT
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oh, and kudos on the "to be continued" read like the Anchorman sign-off "I'm Ron Burgundy?" ("Dammit who put that question mark on Ron's teleprompter!")
Skuu
May 17th, 2006
12:36:38 PM CDT
(0)
I was going to quote but it's all hilarious favvd
Avunaten
May 17th, 2006
12:39:12 PM CDT
(0)
lmao @ walking really faster to get where he was
PVDH
May 17th, 2006
12:48:26 PM CDT
(0)
Well played sir! I liked the recording personally. Only change I woulda made, is with the zombie goasts... you shoulda said gaotse... just because :). "John Freeman ramped off the building and did a back flip and landed and gave you a five"
Siwftninja
May 17th, 2006
12:53:03 PM CDT
(0)
XD awsome
STARSBarry
May 17th, 2006
12:54:56 PM CDT
(0)
the whole point is hes faving a dead flast emotionless voice for the sake of IRONEY if you dont understand it... your just a yank so dont worry
dudefather
May 17th, 2006
12:55:13 PM CDT
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the cop had crabs o.0 brilliant stuff, esecialy the zombie ghoests house
SparkyXX
May 17th, 2006
1:01:40 PM CDT
(0)
I'm afraid I can't downvote because you're a headcrab zombie.
May 17th, 2006
1:09:04 PM CDT
(0)
TEH PANTS ARE DEAD! NO f*ckING WAI
Grlm-Reap3r
May 17th, 2006
1:09:48 PM CDT
(0)
Link to the forum this was posted in?
iikryton
May 17th, 2006
1:15:08 PM CDT
(0)
lol, written by a 10 year old I believe
crazytrain411
May 17th, 2006
1:19:41 PM CDT
(0)
freemen doin flips with the motorcycle XD 5ed
HKK
May 17th, 2006
1:27:21 PM CDT
(0)
Can I get the link to the topic this is from?
Burbster
May 17th, 2006
1:30:03 PM CDT
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LOOK OUT BRO!
Mattimer
May 17th, 2006
1:31:14 PM CDT
(0)
How's this plagerized, krubly?
newblewaffer
May 17th, 2006
1:32:09 PM CDT
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stupidest thing I've seen all day.
GhoulasH
May 17th, 2006
1:34:11 PM CDT
(0)
I discover new thing everytime i listen to it again! :D
LadyAerowyn
May 17th, 2006
1:38:58 PM CDT
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=( poor zombie ghosts.
Gareshra
May 17th, 2006
1:40:46 PM CDT
(0)
Pretty good.
mink
May 17th, 2006
1:42:41 PM CDT
(-1)
tl;dr
blind51de
May 17th, 2006
1:47:24 PM CDT
(0)
"1'd for whoever read this not being past puberty" I'm 20, and a baritone. lol. And no, I'm not a native-american. I was just going for something monotone.
scorpkris
May 17th, 2006
1:47:58 PM CDT
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LOL how did he have a gun to shoot the officer??? lmao
crunchitizemecapn
May 17th, 2006
1:49:23 PM CDT
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Holy crap, I literally LOL'd.
terrioZero
May 17th, 2006
1:50:08 PM CDT
(0)
from lue? OMW 5
anderton
May 17th, 2006
1:50:44 PM CDT
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blind51de - your name wouldn't happen to be Dave, would it?
subzero06
May 17th, 2006
1:51:35 PM CDT
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holy sh*t...that WAS epic lol
NavidsonRecord
May 17th, 2006
1:52:02 PM CDT
(0)
XD at people asking for a link to LUE.
midorinite
May 17th, 2006
1:52:17 PM CDT
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Funny, but the reading is unnecessary.
Mullah
May 17th, 2006
1:53:13 PM CDT
(0)
Superb. "u shudnt come here"
gKash187
May 17th, 2006
1:53:16 PM CDT
(0)
anybody want to play a game of Raven Hold'em?
orizzle
May 17th, 2006
1:58:56 PM CDT
(0)
I lol'd to death
ToothGuy
May 17th, 2006
2:00:32 PM CDT
(0)
Pulitzer please.
ashpoop
May 17th, 2006
2:06:10 PM CDT
(0)
BWAHAAH that was so bad. It sounded like peter griffin wrote it.
Nameless50
May 17th, 2006
2:06:14 PM CDT
(0)
BEST. FANFICTION. EVER.
NESer
May 17th, 2006
2:12:40 PM CDT
(0)
Shoots teh bullets from the gun
Ramen-Man
May 17th, 2006
2:12:52 PM CDT
(0)
A god like reading.
JordanVailo
May 17th, 2006
2:19:49 PM CDT
(0)
and the pants were dead
jonassteele
May 17th, 2006
2:20:16 PM CDT
(0)
EmuHerder
May 17th, 2006
2:25:34 PM CDT
(0)
Haha, fanfiction. I wrote like that when I was 5.
SpykeMX-Cal
May 17th, 2006
2:26:01 PM CDT
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He had no gun...then he had a gun? LMAO! And the zombie cop talking? XD
Easty1
May 17th, 2006
2:27:34 PM CDT
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Hahahahaa! But you should have pronounced the 'teh's as 'teh', not 'the'.
Tennouheika
May 17th, 2006
2:30:04 PM CDT
(0)
Rofle.
lloz
May 17th, 2006
2:32:10 PM CDT
(0)
3rd favorite reading site, under ultamatom and doomfanfic.
WiseWiz
May 17th, 2006
2:37:15 PM CDT
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the headcrabs have taken me...can I treat them like lice?
insanityinc
May 17th, 2006
2:43:42 PM CDT
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'Walked real fast out' LOL
Atoan
May 17th, 2006
2:51:46 PM CDT
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hahahaha zombie goasts. Good find.
TheGreatMightyPoo
May 17th, 2006
2:53:29 PM CDT
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*is from Board 8*
Mr-Original
May 17th, 2006
2:56:15 PM CDT
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that story made me die lmao
Tatara
May 17th, 2006
2:59:53 PM CDT
(0)
you win becauselolololol
UrbanSombrero
May 17th, 2006
3:03:55 PM CDT
(0)
-1 for LUE and taking entirely too long. Good effort though
zkilla
May 17th, 2006
3:05:29 PM CDT
(0)
HAAAAAAAA
jetsetgo
May 17th, 2006
3:12:54 PM CDT
(0)
+4 for retarded story -1 for voice acting
magicbeaverpelt
May 17th, 2006
3:14:13 PM CDT
(0)
If I wrote a story about monkeys, it would involve a banana and some monkey sh*t.
WorstAdEver
May 17th, 2006
3:16:39 PM CDT
(0)
For great justice.
Mendoza
May 17th, 2006
3:17:56 PM CDT
(0)
XD awesome
nilnar
May 17th, 2006
3:24:44 PM CDT
(0)
I thought I would hate this so I didn't bother watching/listening for a long time... I can happily say I was missing out. Hilarious.
Lappy486
May 17th, 2006
3:25:32 PM CDT
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lol, awesome
mrtk421
May 17th, 2006
3:27:57 PM CDT
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Epic reading, ftw!
vladtastic
May 17th, 2006
3:28:31 PM CDT
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The best is when he reads the text "u shudnt come here" and decides to turn around. Good thing his borther was screaming.
drkd11
May 17th, 2006
3:31:48 PM CDT
(0)
This sucks
NSAScoot
May 17th, 2006
3:31:48 PM CDT
(0)
:D
Master-Semaj
May 17th, 2006
3:37:05 PM CDT
(1)
"And the pants were dead"
TomatoCannon
May 17th, 2006
3:47:04 PM CDT
(0)
The content is amazing, but the reading sucks. I'll five it if boomaga reads it.
teeth
May 17th, 2006
3:48:22 PM CDT
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Hahahaha, win, but you missed a lot of "teh"s and things of that sort. Plus the epic reading thing was a one time deal, it would have been fine just as is, without the epic reading business. still win.
onlynameicanget
May 17th, 2006
3:53:11 PM CDT
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Zombie ghoasts leave this place!!!
Escaflowne
May 17th, 2006
3:59:17 PM CDT
(0)
The content is amazing, but the reading sucks. I'll five it if boomaga reads it.
Goneja
May 17th, 2006
4:01:17 PM CDT
(-1)
Story wasn't really funny, and the delivery was horrible. Sound quality sucked and the laughing of the speaker kills the joke. Not worth a one so you get an honest opinion 2.
Zeldarulah
May 17th, 2006
4:01:53 PM CDT
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LMFAO!!! It's like so he walked really faster! Then the final boss died, and Gordon got stepped on.
dfdf1213
May 17th, 2006
4:02:02 PM CDT
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to be continued...? god yes i hope so!
bored1
May 17th, 2006
4:03:47 PM CDT
(0)
LOL
Hookedonlemons
May 17th, 2006
4:08:59 PM CDT
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This fic gives AYB competition for worst useage of grammar.
LandCow
May 17th, 2006
4:11:04 PM CDT
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ONES AND FOR ALL!
tehpogo
May 17th, 2006
4:12:25 PM CDT
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DUN DUN DARUNDUNDUN! DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!
Zeldarulah
May 17th, 2006
4:14:19 PM CDT
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Actual link please?
Curttehmurt
May 17th, 2006
4:17:10 PM CDT
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this can't be real, but you get a 5 anyway
ProjectMayhem
May 17th, 2006
4:17:34 PM CDT
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Yes.
Kunae
May 17th, 2006
4:18:32 PM CDT
(0)
5 for LUE.
bigandrew5000
May 17th, 2006
4:19:08 PM CDT
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hahahahah awesome reading skills! I like when eh almsot laughs hahauahua xD
soratoyuki
May 17th, 2006
4:23:34 PM CDT
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f*ckin' fanfics.
Fledgling-Zombie
May 17th, 2006
4:37:27 PM CDT
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comedic genious
Dancing-is-Forbidden
May 17th, 2006
4:39:04 PM CDT
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this site has god written all over it
Dancing-is-Forbidden
May 17th, 2006
4:40:49 PM CDT
(0)
btw i'm showing this to my english teacher tomorrow. and stealing the audio
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