Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Draenei
Created on: May 13th, 2006
Captain Jean Luc Picard of the USS Draenei
TotalBiscuit 
captaindraenei.ytmnd.com
A parody of Dark Materia's Picard Song and mockery of the new alliance race in World of Warcraft. Designed to infuriate e-thugs and amuse WoW players. Thrown together in 45 minutes with no pre-planning. Those expecting some magnum-opus of funnay would be
Blinn, WoW Radio fan.
Originally by Dark Materia, remixed by TotalBiscuit and Kikijiki

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elfonzyo
May 13th, 2006
3:08:14 PM CDT
(0)
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....
Chav-Slayer
May 13th, 2006
3:09:04 PM CDT
(0)
GO AWAY.
pyr0king13
May 13th, 2006
3:09:35 PM CDT
(0)
-2 for wow
LutherVespers
May 13th, 2006
3:10:14 PM CDT
(0)
WoW and Picard... Two things that should NOT be mixed.
yue
May 13th, 2006
3:16:56 PM CDT
(0)
f*ck the downvoters. I worship the ground you walk on...
maxmaps
May 13th, 2006
3:27:02 PM CDT
(0)
USS DRAENEI!!
Scissorman
May 13th, 2006
4:03:25 PM CDT
(0)
You win!
Hedge
May 13th, 2006
4:06:13 PM CDT
(0)
Horrible...
topace3000
May 13th, 2006
4:48:18 PM CDT
(0)
5 for effort, though non-WoW players will hate it, and you can't blame 'em.
Konda
May 13th, 2006
5:47:18 PM CDT
(0)
"This is becoming a farce. - You're Blizzard, sir, you're entitled." Great stuff :)
Chris619
May 13th, 2006
5:51:02 PM CDT
(0)
awful
KF
May 13th, 2006
6:54:20 PM CDT
(0)
4 for effort. Didn't like it, though.
DrunkCanuck
May 13th, 2006
8:46:07 PM CDT
(0)
Get the f*ck off the internet. And take those wcradio guys with you.
SpliceVW
May 13th, 2006
10:43:02 PM CDT
(0)
Its not downvoting if its WoW related. Its giving the proper score.
Triedge
May 14th, 2006
2:22:48 AM CDT
(0)
Briliant. It's natural that WoW Haters will downvote. This owned. "Yes, i'm en-titled to ruin the lore that everyone loves" So True.. RIP LORE 5/10/06 And don't vote if you don't like WoW. Jesus @_@
NewdNewb
May 14th, 2006
2:26:56 AM CDT
(0)
I like WoW and Picard, but this just sucks.
Squeezit
May 14th, 2006
3:15:15 AM CDT
(0)
This kinda creeps me out
cimpy101
May 14th, 2006
8:19:13 AM CDT
(0)
not funny =/
DiscoRage
May 14th, 2006
10:04:24 AM CDT
(0)
"Briliant. It's natural that WoW Haters will downvote" Wow haters? It's not even about hating, it's the fact that nobody f*cking cares, but you all seem to think EVERYONE cares. Go get laid.
keylime
May 14th, 2006
10:50:39 AM CDT
(0)
Awesome job guys!
Kazuma
May 14th, 2006
12:17:44 PM CDT
(0)
awesome. wow. I really thought this came out bad. upvote.
Guin
May 14th, 2006
12:25:10 PM CDT
(0)
Nice job guys. AND TO ALL OF YOU DOWNVOTERS GO TO HELL!!!!!!!
antisthenex
May 14th, 2006
12:28:31 PM CDT
(0)
You should've changed the lyrics more. If you didn't, it wouldn't be lame.
Drow
May 14th, 2006
12:42:16 PM CDT
(0)
Idea good. But it just turned out lame.
Dinkki
May 14th, 2006
12:52:51 PM CDT
(0)
5'd
Dinkki
May 14th, 2006
12:55:27 PM CDT
(0)
"Wow haters? It's not even about hating, it's the fact that nobody f*cking cares" WoW has quite a big community so people will care. And also, since when YTMND has been about caring?
heartc0re
May 14th, 2006
12:57:34 PM CDT
(0)
too bad you cant vote less than one
wardav
May 14th, 2006
12:59:29 PM CDT
(0)
the singing is bad, the music poorly done, and the lyrics ill-conceived. you do no justice to darkmateria by this.
BaftA
May 14th, 2006
1:13:33 PM CDT
(0)
that was f*cking sh*t
chunkymonkey
May 14th, 2006
1:20:05 PM CDT
(0)
MUST WOW RUIN EVERYTHING???? THE LINE MUST BE DRAWN HERE!
ninjaturtles
May 14th, 2006
1:32:41 PM CDT
(0)
i play WoW like a psycho but this is utter crap. WoWradio sucks.
theadamofeden
May 14th, 2006
2:09:54 PM CDT
(0)
5'd
breakmandx
May 14th, 2006
2:23:20 PM CDT
(0)
die
ThHunterTGM
May 14th, 2006
2:50:52 PM CDT
(0)
This is terrible beyond words.
gnar
May 14th, 2006
2:53:00 PM CDT
(0)
YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR!!!!
Nostrum
May 14th, 2006
2:56:21 PM CDT
(0)
umm this is retarded
Davenport
May 14th, 2006
3:00:07 PM CDT
(0)
the horror.
jabberwocky39
May 14th, 2006
3:24:27 PM CDT
(0)
WoW f*ggot.
Anonymous
May 14th, 2006
3:25:35 PM CDT
(0)
WoW, so 5'd, but it sucks. What the hell is a dreyanie?
ashpoop
May 14th, 2006
4:15:13 PM CDT
(0)
I have aids. Send me a bicycle.
WonderWall
May 14th, 2006
4:21:24 PM CDT
(0)
My ears! The mufflers, they do nothing! The pathetic description tells me that you are craving your one star, so here it is.
punxworm
May 14th, 2006
4:21:48 PM CDT
(0)
FAV! is a beacon of stupidity on this page.
Praccy
May 14th, 2006
4:29:16 PM CDT
(0)
f*cking pathetic
OmniIcyshelf
May 14th, 2006
5:18:58 PM CDT
(0)
Kill yourself.
ShadowMarth
May 14th, 2006
5:21:00 PM CDT
(0)
That's physically painful
Spotz
May 14th, 2006
5:21:33 PM CDT
(0)
1'd and marked nsfw.
NoGodExistsIII
May 14th, 2006
5:23:52 PM CDT
(0)
stop this WoW sh*t already
Fuck-Salt
May 14th, 2006
5:24:28 PM CDT
(0)
1'd for great justice!
RisenRooster
May 14th, 2006
6:02:56 PM CDT
(0)
five for a high obscurity rating
the80schild
May 14th, 2006
6:12:47 PM CDT
(0)
.
mike-smith
May 14th, 2006
7:20:22 PM CDT
(0)
This sucks. It's like you just made up a bunch of nonsense words and inserted them into the original lyrics.
Xizer
May 14th, 2006
7:56:10 PM CDT
(0)
Star Trek and WoW...don't mix.
theflood
May 14th, 2006
8:53:52 PM CDT
(0)
1 for advertising WoW site
Barcode711
May 14th, 2006
10:15:29 PM CDT
(0)
Heh. They're both nerdy subjects, so don't say they shouldn't be mixed.
jorrar
May 14th, 2006
10:39:58 PM CDT
(0)
die
polopili
May 14th, 2006
10:49:56 PM CDT
(0)
5 for picard and 5 for laughing at the new race.. too bad I cannot 10 this.
Div033
May 14th, 2006
11:00:53 PM CDT
(0)
Eh.. Honestly, as much as I'd want to 5 this to counteract the WoW downvoters, this is just...
lessthan3
May 14th, 2006
11:16:25 PM CDT
(0)
live
Phil246
May 14th, 2006
11:27:45 PM CDT
(0)
when you were throwing this together, you forgot 'teh funny'
ColdStone
May 14th, 2006
11:54:53 PM CDT
(0)
Bizarre.
FlamingIdiots
May 15th, 2006
2:05:52 AM CDT
(0)
No
csartanis
May 15th, 2006
3:16:53 AM CDT
(0)
lol WoW! wait
Philkensebben
May 15th, 2006
4:13:20 AM CDT
(0)
Wow is a tumor on the body of society, if i ever find you i will burn your house down
KF
May 15th, 2006
6:57:54 AM CDT
(0)
Actually - screw the four. This is average, too. Yay average.
jarb
May 15th, 2006
9:45:45 AM CDT
(0)
I am a wow player but I don’t think Picard and wow must be mixed. 2 for the effort. And for the record they don’t use ships but portals
CaptainCripple
May 15th, 2006
10:11:58 AM CDT
(0)
I want to gather every last player of WOW and watch them scream as I burn them alive.
scorcho
May 15th, 2006
11:03:11 AM CDT
(0)
It's just not funny or clever.. and I play WoW.
Praccy
May 15th, 2006
12:48:08 PM CDT
(0)
It's just not funny or clever.. and I play WoW.
jaspermay
May 15th, 2006
1:57:58 PM CDT
(0)
It's just not funny or clever.. and I play WoW.
GRX40
May 15th, 2006
2:29:08 PM CDT
(0)
garbage
Mech
May 15th, 2006
3:37:13 PM CDT
(0)
"Its not downvoting if its WoW related. Its giving the proper score." yup
Refractor
May 15th, 2006
3:59:04 PM CDT
(0)
:(
ModulusX
May 15th, 2006
4:39:29 PM CDT
(0)
I love WoW, but this is just dumb.
Charlok
May 15th, 2006
4:40:46 PM CDT
(0)
What the FU*K...
geeman
May 15th, 2006
4:56:17 PM CDT
(0)
I don't know what to say to this.
DarkZealot89
May 15th, 2006
5:11:38 PM CDT
(0)
another f*ckin WoW player has f*cked a good fad and ytmnd. f*ck wow
Mutiny32
May 15th, 2006
5:42:19 PM CDT
(0)
sh*t.
aclemfaal
May 15th, 2006
6:53:34 PM CDT
(0)
1 because you actually created accounts to upvote it and it's still only 2 stars.
matti
May 15th, 2006
7:11:32 PM CDT
(0)
Just wrong
ideom
May 15th, 2006
7:25:56 PM CDT
(0)
god i hate you
Wubbzy
May 15th, 2006
7:26:20 PM CDT
(0)
...Gaaaaaaaaay.
SupportRubix
May 15th, 2006
8:28:59 PM CDT
(0)
Awsome Job guys! Wow Radio FTW!
Tkreft1128
May 15th, 2006
9:38:40 PM CDT
(0)
YOU RUINED THE BEST FAD SONG EVER WITH WORLD OF WARCRAFT! YOU NEED TO KILL YOURSELF!
mo
May 15th, 2006
10:13:42 PM CDT
(0)
Eh, I tend to upvote WoW ytmnd's because of all the retards here. But really...lacking in funny.
ninjaturtles
May 15th, 2006
11:53:11 PM CDT
(0)
i want to stab me eyes and ears out
Stoi101
May 16th, 2006
1:53:48 AM CDT
(0)
wow... you really killed that one.
X605Scorpion
May 16th, 2006
3:10:30 AM CDT
(0)
Warcraft should be banned off YTMND
Gerund
May 16th, 2006
4:51:26 AM CDT
(0)
How dare you even try to mix WoW with Picard you f*cking cocksucker!
Dirty-D
May 16th, 2006
6:23:20 AM CDT
(0)
Outland, Draenor, or Tanaris
pepsicorp
May 16th, 2006
10:01:33 AM CDT
(0)
terrible, and those wowradio kids are such f*ckin huge dorks. When I played wow I listened to a few of their sessions, i just sat their in disbelief at how nerdy they were.
maxmaps
May 16th, 2006
11:28:42 AM CDT
(0)
You guys take this site with a bit too much importance, its a free community for people who cant afford making their own media.
SodiumCyanide
May 16th, 2006
11:31:04 AM CDT
(0)
People either love this or hate it... I hate it
deadphishiy
May 16th, 2006
12:05:36 PM CDT
(0)
So this is what Warcraft Radio is?.... pretty gay
yue
May 16th, 2006
1:41:01 PM CDT
(0)
"You guys take this site with a bit too much importance, its a free community for people who cant afford making their own media." Hun, people on this site will downvote *anything* WoW related, which is why most of the sites I want to make are never f*cking made. Because people are *ssholes.
orion44
May 16th, 2006
2:45:40 PM CDT
(0)
It's just funny and clever.. and I never have played WoW.
falcobird
May 16th, 2006
8:38:51 PM CDT
(0)
folks it doesnt get any worse than this...
Venefican
May 17th, 2006
2:22:15 PM CDT
(0)
f*cking stupid
DiscoRage
May 17th, 2006
6:09:20 PM CDT
(0)
you and your f*ggot friends need to go back to your wow forum and stop making f*cking stupid sites that waste bandwidth and take up space. WOW sites should be banned.
DiscoRage
May 17th, 2006
6:10:38 PM CDT
(0)
And this isn't just my opinion, by the way. This is the opinion of... let's be fair... about 90% of all YTMND users.
teh-drizzle
May 17th, 2006
7:04:04 PM CDT
(0)
WoW
falcobird
May 17th, 2006
8:22:14 PM CDT
(0)
And this isn't just my opinion, by the way. This is the opinion of... let's be fair... about 90% of all YTMND users. yea, f*ck Off all you jewbs. also, cocks.
nobody
May 18th, 2006
3:57:55 AM CDT
(0)
1'd for wcradio
Mast0rofcheese
May 18th, 2006
6:11:41 AM CDT
(0)
You earn my FIRST one star. Congrats.
Johnny22190
May 19th, 2006
8:30:58 PM CDT
(0)
i hate you
Galthorus
May 20th, 2006
2:13:29 AM CDT
(0)
f*cking amazing, ROFL!!!! Well done! :D
CMD
May 20th, 2006
6:02:08 PM CDT
(0)
Brilliant
Flush
May 22nd, 2006
8:28:43 AM CDT
(0)
WTF do you mean nobody goes to Darnassus! Wait, actually you're right. Seriously though, funny as it was get out of your mother's masement and stop recording sh*t like this.
raabhimself
May 24th, 2006
9:25:29 PM CDT
(0)
0 creativity, moderate effort
TwoDee
June 1st, 2006
8:33:50 AM CDT
(0)
Twas alright I suppose...
Dalren
June 16th, 2006
4:44:51 AM CDT
(0)
This gets a 5. Eat it, downvoters.
Karst
June 17th, 2006
8:15:07 PM CDT
(0)
This makes me ashamed to play WoW.
ajamison
July 12th, 2006
12:41:23 AM CDT
(0)
I like WoW, but this isn't funny.
scorcho
July 15th, 2006
3:40:33 AM CDT
(0)
Quite possibly the nerdiest thing on the internet.
seerial
July 18th, 2006
1:21:30 PM CDT
(0)
Total Biscuit is the man.
shadow40000
July 21st, 2006
8:59:36 PM CDT
(0)
Nice.
shhteve
July 28th, 2006
1:18:21 PM CDT
(0)
Awesome. 1ers should be shot and/or eaten alive by piranhas.
Solcutter
August 7th, 2006
7:34:08 PM CDT
(0)
it's pretty good
rawtoast
August 26th, 2006
8:34:14 PM CDT
(0)
That was awesome.
Artman40
August 28th, 2006
7:48:01 PM CDT
(0)
Sorry. Least you tried!
TakeTheRedPill
September 1st, 2006
7:54:15 PM CDT
(0)
WoW ftl.
Harmanecha
September 18th, 2006
3:21:38 AM CDT
(0)
dear god
sage920
October 18th, 2006
12:55:35 AM CDT
(0)
I knew your ytmnds would be about wow, and therefore have an abysmal score. huzzah!
Artman40
October 29th, 2006
2:03:13 PM CST
(0)
The more I keep listening the moore I laugh! XD . I haven't even played WoW... :D
Artman40
April 9th, 2007
9:21:41 AM CDT
(0)
However, YTMND is not a good place to show it...
killswitch32
June 3rd, 2007
2:59:06 PM CDT
(0)
This is made of lose and fail.
Kranis
February 24th, 2008
6:35:22 AM CST
(0)
I'm an upvoter by nature. 1 Star.
Pal
March 13th, 2008
5:38:08 PM CDT
(0)
WOW IS GAY HOMOOO
devilz
April 20th, 2008
10:04:15 PM CDT
(0)
when did you think this was a good idea?
Recline187
May 25th, 2008
12:53:13 AM CDT
(0)
well performed, though..if you could lower the vocals to the original it'd be 5'd.