My Guverment. By Dan Quayle, age 43.
Created on: May 5th, 2006
My Guverment. By Dan Quayle, age 43.
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DJDJ
May 7th, 2006
12:04:44 AM CDT
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I don't see anything funny about this.
GranoblasticMan
May 7th, 2006
12:04:52 AM CDT
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REPRESENT the representative government that represents the represented citizens seeking representation!
CaptainPeepers
May 7th, 2006
12:05:11 AM CDT
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manbearpig?
karmaghost
May 7th, 2006
12:07:14 AM CDT
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He was the original "George W. Bush"
TomatoCannon
May 7th, 2006
12:14:24 AM CDT
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There's really nothing wrong, factually or grammarically, with what he's saying...
MrDoh
May 7th, 2006
12:22:10 AM CDT
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Meh, typical politco speach. I've heard worse.
Rocafella
May 7th, 2006
12:23:53 AM CDT
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There are better Quayle quotes.
m4rkl4r
May 7th, 2006
12:24:03 AM CDT
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wtf is the point of this ytmnd?
mrupvoter
May 7th, 2006
1:06:10 AM CDT
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"Potatoe" FTW
kirkwood
May 7th, 2006
1:10:01 AM CDT
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Dan Quayle was cool
kirkwood
May 7th, 2006
1:11:16 AM CDT
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It was the teacher who mispelled potato as potatoe on the flash card. Stupid teachers! LOL!
Rhombus
May 7th, 2006
1:13:13 AM CDT
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Econojon
May 7th, 2006
1:15:02 AM CDT
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I second karmaghost! He was the calm before the storm...
Shaikoten
May 7th, 2006
1:15:07 AM CDT
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The sad thing, 9/10ths of the people who go to ytmnd probably don't know who Dan Quayle is.
TheBigDawg
May 7th, 2006
1:26:25 AM CDT
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^ Sure we do. He's the guy that killed Manbearpig.
jorrar
May 7th, 2006
1:29:38 AM CDT
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lololololol
Fuyush
May 7th, 2006
1:37:08 AM CDT
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lol @ a few comments above.
Spotz
May 7th, 2006
1:47:43 AM CDT
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iwpoe
May 7th, 2006
2:09:45 AM CDT
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My governments governing government governs governly gov... potatoe.
robertkos
May 7th, 2006
2:14:29 AM CDT
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LOL @ Dan Quayle's typical crap. There are better quotes from him though.
Rampagingfrodo
May 7th, 2006
2:21:25 AM CDT
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sickening
Popsman
May 7th, 2006
2:24:46 AM CDT
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And our president is worse than this. Great times. A majority of the people are retards.
HockeyUSA27
May 7th, 2006
2:31:22 AM CDT
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It's time for the human race to enter the solar system! - Dan Quayle
mattcruise
May 7th, 2006
2:40:10 AM CDT
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The government knows what it represents cause it knows what it doesn't represent.
boomaga
May 7th, 2006
2:41:38 AM CDT
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"There's really nothing wrong, factually or grammarically, with what he's saying..." ... or gramatically, either...
Adam
May 7th, 2006
2:43:25 AM CDT
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Everything he said was true.
xXWaspXx
May 7th, 2006
2:53:31 AM CDT
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5 cause americans are dumb.
bobotheking
May 7th, 2006
2:58:57 AM CDT
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Eh, it's funny, but Bush is worse and my governor is Arrrnold. Quayle I can live with.
nutnics
May 7th, 2006
3:04:33 AM CDT
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I am SO sooper Serial
LupinTheThird
May 7th, 2006
3:15:00 AM CDT
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What the f*ck is going on this week...the top site areas have been populated with absolute f*cking garbage.
byelf2007
May 7th, 2006
3:24:32 AM CDT
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lol.
sporkor
May 7th, 2006
4:05:41 AM CDT
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5 for being new -1 for youre name
nilnar
May 7th, 2006
4:15:01 AM CDT
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"There's really nothing wrong, factually or grammarically, with what he's saying..." hahaha what a comment
Darter
May 7th, 2006
4:25:41 AM CDT
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5'd, if this didn't make any sense, but it did unless you're a retarded biased democrat. so 1'd
Firebird25
May 7th, 2006
4:36:00 AM CDT
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Yes, Dan Qualye was, indeed, a poor public speaker.
iwpoe
May 7th, 2006
4:37:42 AM CDT
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It's not that he's wrong, dumb ass, it's that he's repetitive. If Einstein had said:
iwpoe
May 7th, 2006
4:38:43 AM CDT
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"Energetic energy that energizes is equilaterally equal to the speeding speed of illuminating light squared (i.e. to the power of two)" He wouldn’t be wrong but would still sound retarded.
Vehemence666
May 7th, 2006
5:39:34 AM CDT
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agreed.
Jon55
May 7th, 2006
6:10:33 AM CDT
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my anus is bleeding
Nyte
May 7th, 2006
7:21:11 AM CDT
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See you become the man of the Hole of a donut.
spookymilo
May 7th, 2006
7:43:15 AM CDT
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Redundancy for the win
Bionic-Sun
May 7th, 2006
8:12:36 AM CDT
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I LOLed.
MysticalDescent
May 7th, 2006
8:16:52 AM CDT
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He was never MY vice-president. England FTW. Furthermore, this wasn't funny
tronus
May 7th, 2006
8:26:38 AM CDT
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This man was smarter than our current President... we're f*cked.
galaxhood
May 7th, 2006
8:30:18 AM CDT
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You get a one!
mosoubo
May 7th, 2006
8:31:05 AM CDT
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*goes up to chalkboard* It's spelled wrong! *writes an "e" after the word 'potato'*
CaptainRescue
May 7th, 2006
8:37:14 AM CDT
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You win 4 internets. Now go spread the good word about our governments!
mrtenk
May 7th, 2006
8:40:26 AM CDT
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Our government, like many governments, is governed in governing, then governs and governed by goveners then RUN!!! *kicks down podium*
negrodamus
May 7th, 2006
8:48:49 AM CDT
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Sounds like Bush.
gphoenix47
May 7th, 2006
9:47:23 AM CDT
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Not sure if I'm correct, because he speaks in riddles, but did he just basically say the UK is a dictatorship?
A2P
May 7th, 2006
9:49:50 AM CDT
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Potatoe
State-of-mind
May 7th, 2006
9:57:34 AM CDT
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I was expecting to hear "horsedick" You get a 5 for not having that.
The-Last-Cynic
May 7th, 2006
10:04:57 AM CDT
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Some governments govern in a very govermently manner, that is representitive of a representitive democracy that represents us to our representitive government and uh... George can I go now, I'm scared.
within
May 7th, 2006
10:16:23 AM CDT
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http://within.ath.cx/
Blackmagic
May 7th, 2006
10:19:24 AM CDT
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Wow, how can anyone so pathetically unintelligent be a vice-president?
Superdome
May 7th, 2006
10:28:12 AM CDT
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its like john madden explaining football
dialdfordesi
May 7th, 2006
10:34:01 AM CDT
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Dan Quayle once said "I have made good decisions in the past. I have made good decisions in the future." lol.
sproket
May 7th, 2006
10:34:27 AM CDT
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he's an idiot but he's still smarter than bush.
Fobdo
May 7th, 2006
10:36:46 AM CDT
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I give you a 1 because your name sucks -.-'
greedypunk
May 7th, 2006
10:46:39 AM CDT
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Dan Quayle was awesome.
orizzle
May 7th, 2006
11:06:25 AM CDT
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He was just trying to be like the tomahawk missile, but failed.
roq
May 7th, 2006
11:14:15 AM CDT
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"We hold these evidences to be self truths"
YMTND
May 7th, 2006
11:15:47 AM CDT
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Wow, I'm not even sure why this is in top 15. I just thought some people might find it funny. Some don't. If you're one of them, then deal, I wasn't the one who put this up on top 15.
SwK
May 7th, 2006
11:33:30 AM CDT
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-4
ASFalcon13
May 7th, 2006
12:02:11 PM CDT
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Politician making a fumbled speech. So what else is new?
shadesofblack
May 7th, 2006
12:23:56 PM CDT
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Doesn't even begin to compare to "Fool me once, shame on you... can't get fooled again." Or "nukular." Or "I am the decider." Or any one of a thousand other Bushisms. At least Quayle was only the VICE-president.
science
May 7th, 2006
12:47:59 PM CDT
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Dan Quayle knows where is he is by knowing where he isn't.
GeneralDoli
May 7th, 2006
12:54:14 PM CDT
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Don't mind me asking, but how is George Bush an idiot? Because he got C's at Yale? I'd like to see you try to get D's in Yale.
theflood
May 7th, 2006
1:08:11 PM CDT
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i have something in my brain that automatically tunes out politicians
Amenhotep2
May 7th, 2006
1:22:09 PM CDT
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This gets four white stars.
four-two
May 7th, 2006
1:43:40 PM CDT
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If you heard what Bush say today...
Kiernos
May 7th, 2006
2:47:16 PM CDT
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He's totally repetitive...and by repetitive... I mean he's a repetitive person.
Amada
May 7th, 2006
3:03:48 PM CDT
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Dan Quayle is an idiot.
Twigz
May 7th, 2006
3:11:05 PM CDT
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Seriously, that makes perfect sense. He's talking about universal freedoms (even from those who were once oppressed)
felinoid
May 7th, 2006
3:15:19 PM CDT
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This is petty, Can't get your peeps in so you badmouth the people who do get elected. If an idiot can defeat your canidate that says somethings horrably wrong with your canidate.
kuntakinte
May 7th, 2006
3:21:55 PM CDT
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you won't get a lot of upvotes for this, the majority of ytmnders aren't even old enough to tell you who clintons vice was
EonBlueApocalypse
May 7th, 2006
3:22:33 PM CDT
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Not as good of a leader as Josef Stalin.
failsafe321
May 7th, 2006
3:51:28 PM CDT
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nothing he said had anything wrong with it...
bigandrew5000
May 7th, 2006
4:01:44 PM CDT
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so they were both retarded? who is not retarded in this sh*t??
koolaider
May 7th, 2006
4:02:31 PM CDT
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Dan quail lol
Redsrevenge
May 7th, 2006
4:08:07 PM CDT
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Oh come on, Dan Quayle said things WAAAAAAAAAAAY stupider than that :P
ac6517
May 7th, 2006
4:32:34 PM CDT
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i think he said a form of the words government, people, or represent for every other word.
Ninjaphobe
May 7th, 2006
4:36:13 PM CDT
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My dad went to highschool with him. True story. 1'd.
SpACatta
May 7th, 2006
5:56:49 PM CDT
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Yet more bashing by the Left, regarding the only issue they can come up with - a Conservative politician's grammatical skills. End yourself.
PurpleSeadragon
May 7th, 2006
6:10:24 PM CDT
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Confusing
Squigle1337
May 7th, 2006
6:12:56 PM CDT
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Al Gore killed manbearpig guys. Two different vice presidents :(
ProfessorBooty
May 7th, 2006
6:35:52 PM CDT
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Maybe if you did not skip class to masturbate to homosexual pornography so often you would understand what he was saying.
JackWarren
May 7th, 2006
6:53:01 PM CDT
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topical humor is funny
sithro
May 7th, 2006
7:27:51 PM CDT
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Im a lib, but what he was (trying to)say was reminicent of how this country used to be. A lot more than what comes out of washington today.
cvramen
May 7th, 2006
7:34:48 PM CDT
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i see a new fad
KairuHakubi
May 7th, 2006
8:53:36 PM CDT
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Speaking well does not a good person make :( Hitler spoke pretty damn well.
inertiaticsp
May 7th, 2006
9:07:24 PM CDT
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po-tat-oes po-tat-oes.
EliteAzn
May 7th, 2006
9:31:29 PM CDT
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In conclusion, Our government is unlike any other government, which our representatives represent us, unlike the other governments, which don't have representatives that represent them.
likeakiller
May 7th, 2006
9:44:17 PM CDT
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^___^ Glad to see a political joke on this site that isn't "omg i h8 bush & luv green day!" And the title alone gets a 5 rofl.
Adverb
May 7th, 2006
9:44:39 PM CDT
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Dan quayle was the V.P. TWENTY f*ckING YEARS AGO
Bravot
May 7th, 2006
10:31:35 PM CDT
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So what?
Raziell
May 7th, 2006
10:47:27 PM CDT
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"Dan quayle was the V.P. TWENTY f*ckING YEARS AGO" They're realizing that the repeatedly recycled George Bush jokes are getting old, so they turn to another political figure. Problem is that it's not a current political figure, so therefore, it fails. The
Raziell
May 7th, 2006
10:48:30 PM CDT
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-The end.
SirNuke
May 7th, 2006
10:53:39 PM CDT
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Oh come on, you can do better than that. Dan Quayle had four years that rivals even Bush II's eight for quotes.
spongebolton
May 7th, 2006
11:04:46 PM CDT
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I love current events!
Jaybo
May 7th, 2006
11:13:20 PM CDT
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buttsecks
mdhakk
May 7th, 2006
11:59:32 PM CDT
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Who are the people defending this man, Dan Quayle's fan club? Being a republican doesn't mean you have to be blind to the ignorance of all other republicans. Dan Quayle was not a smart guy, that doesn't mean all republicans are idiots. Also, I don't a
Spitzel
May 8th, 2006
6:50:17 PM CDT
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do me a favore explain why he is soo smart
CrUnKAiNtDeAd87
August 5th, 2006
3:11:01 PM CDT
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YTMND
nego
August 5th, 2006
3:16:06 PM CDT
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Dan Quaylef*cking owns, I would never suck his dick