Created on: April 22nd, 2006

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Description:

The Emperor shockingly reveals that his ultimate weapon is ARMED AND OPERATIONAL! Updated the sound-- (*the original is back by popular demand*), the title (so it's less suspect) as well as the gif (so it's clear there are two 'spaceballs').

Foreground Origin:

Return of the Jedi, Star Wars

Sound Origin:

notmranderson.ytmnd.com, ROTJ, Star Wars

Keywords:

Emperor

Star

Wars

Darth

Vader

Death

Star

Armed

Operational

Battle

Station

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9	https://forums.somethingawful.com/
8	https://www.google.com/
6	http://216.18.188.175:80
5	http://wiki.ytmnsfw.com/Horsedick

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ideom

April 22nd, 2006

1:17:26 AM CDT

(0)

its "emperor" not "emporer". try again!

Digeridude

April 22nd, 2006

1:17:26 AM CDT

(0)

5'd for horse dick

johnnyrotten

April 22nd, 2006

1:19:33 AM CDT

(0)

1'd for horse dick

cerberus

April 22nd, 2006

1:20:33 AM CDT

(0)

fix spelling. also pretty good, i didn't see it coming till just before he said it.

idownvotethieves

April 22nd, 2006

1:22:31 AM CDT

(0)

the horsedick is hilarious.

felinoid

April 22nd, 2006

1:24:23 AM CDT

(0)

Bonus for finding a ship the shape of a penis to tack on the death star.

moheevi

April 22nd, 2006

1:33:35 AM CDT

(0)

i see what you did there...you gonna do a remix or what?

Flamecube

April 22nd, 2006

1:35:09 AM CDT

(-2)

Ha ha, its funny because PEE PEE VAGINA LOLOLOL

mattdh12

April 22nd, 2006

1:38:12 AM CDT

(0)

i dont care how many times this is done, its hilarious every time.

BTape

April 22nd, 2006

1:41:59 AM CDT

(0)

HORSE DICK

shlammy

April 22nd, 2006

1:43:23 AM CDT

(0)

I don't like the "horse dick" part. Besides that, it was a good rip of a video... not really a YTMND.

fj311

April 22nd, 2006

1:44:15 AM CDT

(0)

Best "Horsedick" so far.

lizardman

April 22nd, 2006

1:47:24 AM CDT

(0)

Only ONE comment on the gigantic phalic battle station that blows a planet to smithereens? I guess YTMNDers really HAVE seen it all! lol

idownvotethieves

April 22nd, 2006

1:48:02 AM CDT

(0)

To think Lizardman went from making lame *ss Mariah Carey YTMNDs to great stuff like this.

Flopsy

April 22nd, 2006

1:49:09 AM CDT

(0)

UNIVERSE TIER

GretelMkII

April 22nd, 2006

1:53:49 AM CDT

(0)

I hate how my horsedick YTMNDs never go anywhere but I will fully support all horsedicks.

ziptal

April 22nd, 2006

1:54:59 AM CDT

(0)

that creepy fireguy with the black-knight helmet firing a lazer from a mashup of the deathstar and some ship that symbolizes a horse dick? Its YTMNDS like this that i live for.

Nukeitall

April 22nd, 2006

1:57:56 AM CDT

(0)

Hmm

Stiggy

April 22nd, 2006

2:12:12 AM CDT

(0)

I saw this coming a mile away, and still loved every minute of it.

Goyutan

April 22nd, 2006

2:19:23 AM CDT

(0)

you are god my friend GOD!!!!!!!!!!! HORSEDICK FTW!!!!!!!!!!

rickster

April 22nd, 2006

3:15:22 AM CDT

(0)

needs a real horse dick to get a 5

muhaffad

April 22nd, 2006

3:18:52 AM CDT

(0)

Oh My f*cking GOD! I almost spit punch all over my f*cking monitor. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA f*ckING HILARIOUS, **5'd**. At least alarm us of how funny your YTMND is before hand.

Goneja

April 22nd, 2006

3:22:14 AM CDT

(0)

i love this self-fad

Boredalot

April 22nd, 2006

3:26:54 AM CDT

(0)

I really love the horse dick and all, but the joke kinda dies when the first HORSE DICK remains the only one. Throw in an image or two and my five is yours.

koning

April 22nd, 2006

4:25:33 AM CDT

(0)

HORSEDICK

Asgard01

April 22nd, 2006

6:13:17 AM CDT

(0)

O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O XD XD XD XD XD

blizzardo

April 22nd, 2006

6:13:43 AM CDT

(0)

I love these things!

hardly

April 22nd, 2006

7:12:49 AM CDT

(0)

Using the Death Stars from Episodes IV and VI as testicles = instant win

Bismark

April 22nd, 2006

9:14:53 AM CDT

(0)

I TOLD U U'D HAVE MY UPVOTE. NOW KEEP MAKING MORE, MORE MORE!

ZeroEXE

April 22nd, 2006

10:37:53 AM CDT

(0)

LOL, wasn't expecting that XD

Ziggy27

April 22nd, 2006

10:42:24 AM CDT

(0)

o man didnt c that comin

TaintMasterMitch

April 22nd, 2006

10:52:07 AM CDT

(0)

Good work, keep 'em coming!

Votey

April 22nd, 2006

10:54:30 AM CDT

(0)

I honestly like the first two (Batman & Neo) better. Because in those, Horsedick was a name they chose for themselves.

Votey

April 22nd, 2006

10:55:34 AM CDT

(0)

Like, "I'm going to be a badass hacker (or superhero). What pseudonym could I use that conveys a sense of reverent awe and mystery...? I got it! HORSEDICK!"

capnkrunk86

April 22nd, 2006

11:29:06 AM CDT

(0)

This is the worst fad ever...

Killar

April 22nd, 2006

11:33:30 AM CDT

(0)

LOL DID HE JUST SAY HORSE DICK?! THAT' S COMEDY GOLD RIGHT THERE!

Father-McKenzie

April 22nd, 2006

12:17:30 PM CDT

(-1)

5'd. Horsedick.

BeeseveN

April 22nd, 2006

12:40:04 PM CDT

(0)

Looks like horsedick has meme potential as the new Hassan: ie. showing up when it's least expect- AYYLAYLEEAHLAYLEAHHHH...

ibanezdude

April 22nd, 2006

12:50:56 PM CDT

(0)

completely unexpected, as usual

Scot

April 22nd, 2006

12:51:33 PM CDT

(0)

5 for amazing fad

Menkey

April 22nd, 2006

12:54:15 PM CDT

(0)

It's retarded and not funny.

manwh0re

April 22nd, 2006

1:09:26 PM CDT

(0)

i lolled a bit...

screwlogic

April 22nd, 2006

1:11:07 PM CDT

(0)

not funny

Rezer

April 22nd, 2006

1:18:11 PM CDT

(0)

Have another star! =D

wonkmeister

April 22nd, 2006

1:20:59 PM CDT

(0)

nice job again

gamekid

April 22nd, 2006

1:55:10 PM CDT

(0)

Now witness the power of this FULLY ARMED AND OPERATIONAL...

Bobdole23

April 22nd, 2006

1:57:24 PM CDT

(0)

lol wut

ProfessorBooty

April 22nd, 2006

2:03:51 PM CDT

(0)

These horse dick sites are so stupid.

punxworm

April 22nd, 2006

2:11:42 PM CDT

(0)

why is this on top 15?

ASFalcon13

April 22nd, 2006

2:18:24 PM CDT

(0)

-3 for sh*tty horsedick fad

assplumber

April 22nd, 2006

2:21:35 PM CDT

(0)

for some reason when i saw the title i thought it was going to be horsedick.

belthegor

April 22nd, 2006

2:34:28 PM CDT

(0)

clever

Tokakeke

April 22nd, 2006

2:45:06 PM CDT

(0)

Horse dick.

SpinningKick

April 22nd, 2006

3:02:17 PM CDT

(0)

I hate to admit it, but this one finally won me over to horsedick. Ouch! I think i just felt myself get stupider.

jorrar

April 22nd, 2006

3:04:54 PM CDT

(0)

I hate to admit it, but this one finally lost me over to horsedick. Ouch! I think i just felt myself get stupider.

thawk

April 22nd, 2006

3:09:03 PM CDT

(0)

Humor and predictability are inversely proportional in the case of 'horse dick' :(

obnoticus

April 22nd, 2006

3:10:29 PM CDT

(0)

it didnt fit his voice at all... i LOVE the first 2, but this one doesnt do it for me. batmans voice just fit so perfect...

DerSquirrel

April 22nd, 2006

3:11:49 PM CDT

(0)

still funny but it works better when it actually sounds like the voice (batman and neo)

therealsasaki

April 22nd, 2006

3:33:12 PM CDT

(0)

lol, Horsedick

PopeBlitzkrieg-XVI

April 22nd, 2006

3:48:37 PM CDT

(0)

Awesome.

funkwich

April 22nd, 2006

3:57:40 PM CDT

(0)

i love using a corellian corvette as a horse dick, but the ambiguity of the title made me suspect something. i didn't know it would be horse dick, but i knew something was coming

spazmmiv

April 22nd, 2006

4:01:02 PM CDT

(0)

lolz, 5

sironyx

April 22nd, 2006

4:09:35 PM CDT

(0)

horsedick=funniest fad ever.

murp

April 22nd, 2006

4:17:27 PM CDT

(0)

lol

Itami

April 22nd, 2006

4:21:04 PM CDT

(0)

massive win.

Armadaz

April 22nd, 2006

4:27:23 PM CDT

(0)

lol horsedick lol

Mr-Shroom

April 22nd, 2006

4:31:58 PM CDT

(0)

...Yeah, even with the graphical additions? It's still not funny.

gcracker

April 22nd, 2006

4:46:24 PM CDT

(0)

horsedick = instant winner.

RadLink5

April 22nd, 2006

5:02:57 PM CDT

(0)

XD Unexpected and the voice saying horse dick sounded nothing like the emperor which made it even more random.

SireAzmodan

April 22nd, 2006

5:05:25 PM CDT

(0)

I saw it coming a mile away, and I was still rolling around in laughter.

ArrowHead

April 22nd, 2006

5:07:13 PM CDT

(0)

lol horsedick

MFB26

April 22nd, 2006

5:20:25 PM CDT

(0)

Amazing; I logged in to 5 this

woody599

April 22nd, 2006

5:23:45 PM CDT

(0)

omg you updated it, even more funnier! 7'd!

woody599

April 22nd, 2006

5:25:08 PM CDT

(0)

noob downvoters, this YTMND is the greatest. Please make more lizardman

LadyAerowyn

April 22nd, 2006

5:28:53 PM CDT

(0)

unexpected horse dick!!!

jimmyjamesbobx

April 22nd, 2006

5:56:35 PM CDT

(0)

HAHAHAHA!

konstein

April 22nd, 2006

6:06:13 PM CDT

(0)

skeet skeet after the explosion would be good, and btw, 5 FOR HORSE DICK!!!

PVDH

April 22nd, 2006

6:29:42 PM CDT

(0)

YOU WIN!! I've been waiting for more horse dick sites! My monitor is now covered in my saliva thanks to you. Thank you sir, well played.

PeyoteCoyote

April 22nd, 2006

6:34:46 PM CDT

(0)

I dont get it, why are these funny?

PVDH

April 22nd, 2006

6:38:48 PM CDT

(0)

You should change his voice to original matrix one, yeah it wouldn't sound like him, but it'd be funnier :) Still hilarious though!

lawlzorz

April 22nd, 2006

6:49:38 PM CDT

(0)

horse dick is not funny.

Grayfox354

April 22nd, 2006

7:03:13 PM CDT

(0)

The visuals got me.

Jaspah

April 22nd, 2006

7:16:17 PM CDT

(0)

BRILLIANT!

imwa1529

April 22nd, 2006

7:16:44 PM CDT

(0)

5'd for horse dick

TrumpetMan

April 22nd, 2006

7:22:23 PM CDT

(0)

1'd for stupid fad.

phobosavvy

April 22nd, 2006

7:23:56 PM CDT

(0)

oh noez!

Wabi

April 22nd, 2006

7:35:08 PM CDT

(0)

Different people are going to have to carry this Hassan-style fad on. Any future YTMNDs by lizardman are going to make people expect another horse dick surprise. ^^

Askir28

April 22nd, 2006

8:10:02 PM CDT

(0)

Thats a great Idea lol

kevin7676

April 22nd, 2006

8:17:27 PM CDT

(0)

http://medievalhorsedick.ytmnd.com

Ginny

April 22nd, 2006

8:19:02 PM CDT

(0)

This horse dick stuff is getting really STUPID.. Other fads I can handle a little, but this.. SUCKS. >_< God, I hate this fad.

Syntheris

April 22nd, 2006

8:28:18 PM CDT

(0)

Huh, did you change the way that Horse dick was said? It sounds a little lighter, more in tune with the Emp's voice. I liked the old one better.

Spittinglama

April 22nd, 2006

8:43:55 PM CDT

(0)

4-1 for spelling emperor wrong = 3

riverline

April 22nd, 2006

8:55:01 PM CDT

(0)

the best horsedick site by far

Stellar

April 22nd, 2006

9:58:55 PM CDT

(0)

Holy sh*te, that totally caught me off guard. Fix the spelling, and I'd five this if it was his actual voice.

owly

April 22nd, 2006

9:59:55 PM CDT

(0)

Perfect execution. Horsedick sites work only when you don't expect it at all.

lizardman

April 22nd, 2006

10:06:41 PM CDT

(0)

I fixed the spelling hours ago, I wonder why people still seem to think it's mispelled?

lizardman

April 22nd, 2006

10:07:48 PM CDT

(0)

Oh, and people haven't come to a concensus whether they want it to sound more like the emperor's voice or keep the original. I'll keep it how it is currently... for now

jabberwocky39

April 22nd, 2006

10:08:41 PM CDT

(0)

a corellian corvette does not a horse dick make.

EverTheCynic

April 22nd, 2006

10:15:51 PM CDT

(0)

I hate this fad above all others.

OmniIcyshelf

April 22nd, 2006

10:21:33 PM CDT

(0)

The speedup has made this a vast improvement.

L1G3R

April 22nd, 2006

10:34:30 PM CDT

(0)

These always surprise me...

HurriKaty

April 22nd, 2006

10:53:14 PM CDT

(0)

This is my favorite fad of all time.

DoctorJuice

April 22nd, 2006

10:56:57 PM CDT

(0)

4'd because I always thought the weird *ss Death Star gunner helmets kicked ass.

Hellgun

April 22nd, 2006

11:01:11 PM CDT

(0)

I laughed soo hard! Horsedick FTW!

parasonic

April 22nd, 2006

11:08:11 PM CDT

(0)

I knew that that was coming. Fived for Space 1999

RisenRooster

April 22nd, 2006

11:10:16 PM CDT

(0)

its good its good

OmniIcyshelf

April 22nd, 2006

11:14:41 PM CDT

(0)

I noticed one problem. "Horse dick" needs to be said in a British-type accent in order for this to work.

ArmchairAthlete

April 22nd, 2006

11:16:36 PM CDT

(0)

Took 1 second to realize what he was gonna say, and ... not that funny.

fascistkokomo

April 22nd, 2006

11:23:36 PM CDT

(0)

I am so gay.

elsuperjudio

April 22nd, 2006

11:31:09 PM CDT

(0)

It's crude, but I couldn't stop laughing.

captaincharisma

April 23rd, 2006

12:07:35 AM CDT

(0)

LMFAO @ VOICE OVER. HOORAY SUBTLENESS.

BananaClock

April 23rd, 2006

12:46:34 AM CDT

(0)

OH man, please do not stop the horse dick sites

Goneja

April 23rd, 2006

12:59:55 AM CDT

(1)

The high pitch is closer to the emporer's voice but, perhaps its a little too high. HORSE DICK.

DarkZebra17

April 23rd, 2006

1:06:50 AM CDT

(-1)

What the f*ck? This doesn't make any sense.

Jesuszilla

April 23rd, 2006

1:27:10 AM CDT

(0)

That made me ROFL!

pwnrat

April 23rd, 2006

1:35:43 AM CDT

(0)

horse dick!!! Hhhahahahahahaha nice 10/10

Peepsalot

April 23rd, 2006

1:47:13 AM CDT

(0)

GENIUS!

Sharkface217

April 23rd, 2006

1:50:57 AM CDT

(0)

horse dick!

SpaceDolphin

April 23rd, 2006

2:06:26 AM CDT

(0)

meh, It's OK, too bad the emperor isn't dancing in butter. now THAT would be 5 worthy

Supermanisme

April 23rd, 2006

2:21:14 AM CDT

(0)

very stupid

Balalaika0

April 23rd, 2006

2:25:19 AM CDT

(0)

automatic 1 for voice-over, whether or not it's yours

Balalaika0

April 23rd, 2006

2:26:19 AM CDT

(0)

err .. i clicked 5 stars out of habit .... you got lucky .. this time

cgi-binladen

April 23rd, 2006

2:42:21 AM CDT

(0)

at first I hated this, now I think it's genius

YourTheCoconutMan

April 23rd, 2006

2:47:51 AM CDT

(0)

creative

LawlyPawps

April 23rd, 2006

2:51:45 AM CDT

(0)

Horse dick.

OriginalSHM

April 23rd, 2006

3:01:33 AM CDT

(0)

lol

SpartanJSA

April 23rd, 2006

3:24:37 AM CDT

(0)

stupid!

Dench

April 23rd, 2006

3:28:15 AM CDT

(0)

OMG! It's officially a fad now.

creaser

April 23rd, 2006

3:40:55 AM CDT

(0)

lol, 5/5 stars

porkchopsfordinner

April 23rd, 2006

4:41:07 AM CDT

(0)

pretty lame

Grim

April 23rd, 2006

4:41:57 AM CDT

(0)

juvenile

KrazyTrumpeter05

April 23rd, 2006

5:08:45 AM CDT

(0)

haha, the horse dick fad is retarded, but that was really funny

muhaffad

April 23rd, 2006

5:44:13 AM CDT

(0)

Isn't this stolen or something? Or maybe the other guy stole it... FTW... 5 since it's good anyway.

muhaffad

April 23rd, 2006

5:45:17 AM CDT

(0)

Oh wait ... he just changed the title...

thordon

April 23rd, 2006

7:54:19 AM CDT

(0)

saw it coming

spanishgodzilla

April 23rd, 2006

7:58:50 AM CDT

(0)

5 for horse dick.

April 23rd, 2006

(0)

April 23rd, 2006

(0)

hey thats my penis!

beakereb

April 23rd, 2006

8:38:47 AM CDT

(0)

Damn... it is funnier if you don't expect it. Viva la horsedick!

Lombardizzle

April 23rd, 2006

9:04:03 AM CDT

(0)

No funny for you.

insanityinc

April 23rd, 2006

9:29:42 AM CDT

(0)

Warning: There is NO spoon!!! Details to follow...

fjelde808

April 23rd, 2006

9:45:40 AM CDT

(0)

HAHHahhAHahH HoRSE DiCk!1!!!1 LOLOLOLOL

enemabandit

April 23rd, 2006

9:57:00 AM CDT

(0)

Another great horse dick.

PanicPants

April 23rd, 2006

10:00:28 AM CDT

(0)

an equine phallus is very humorous, especially as a weapon!

Yurtablemoron

April 23rd, 2006

10:15:21 AM CDT

(0)

I got bored of just the idea.

elyk

April 23rd, 2006

10:16:34 AM CDT

(0)

lawl, Corellian Cruiser is the horse dick.

JordanVailo

April 23rd, 2006

10:22:52 AM CDT

(0)

LOL

Biskquik

April 23rd, 2006

11:30:10 AM CDT

(0)

heh, funny but getting stale

Hasedoki

April 23rd, 2006

11:52:37 AM CDT

(0)

I'm not sure about this fad, but as soon as he said "witness the firpower of this ... horsedick" I wanted to see that power. You, my friend, delivered.

retromancer

April 23rd, 2006

11:55:27 AM CDT

(0)

1'd for horse dick

Maart

April 23rd, 2006

11:59:23 AM CDT

(0)

I LOL'led

NegaDruid

April 23rd, 2006

12:01:41 PM CDT

(0)

Oh dear...

Fusion23

April 23rd, 2006

12:11:48 PM CDT

(0)

5'd for Horse Dick, never realized that those corellian ships do look like penises...hmmm....

krowa04

April 23rd, 2006

12:43:40 PM CDT

(0)

I like

Majabo

April 23rd, 2006

12:44:30 PM CDT

(0)

1'd for horse dick

Atlantis109438

April 23rd, 2006

1:10:02 PM CDT

(0)

I thought the Matrix one was pretty funny, but not worth making into a fad. Gets old fast.

wick

April 23rd, 2006

1:31:27 PM CDT

(0)

horse dick ftw

Jewpiter

April 23rd, 2006

1:41:37 PM CDT

(0)

You should have left the horse dick clip alone and not alter it.

leadyoyo

April 23rd, 2006

1:50:23 PM CDT

(0)

not funny

Flaxon

April 23rd, 2006

1:56:29 PM CDT

(0)

1'd for horse dick

shiftyeyedgoat

April 23rd, 2006

2:13:44 PM CDT

(0)

I lol'ed. 5

trippingmetal

April 23rd, 2006

2:46:39 PM CDT

(0)

Lol! Niice.

BarbedWirePies

April 23rd, 2006

3:08:15 PM CDT

(0)

My fully armed and opperational Human D*ck salutes you.

rx787

April 23rd, 2006

3:21:08 PM CDT

(0)

why does only your site have that loading thingy?

MEO

April 23rd, 2006

3:27:00 PM CDT

(0)

well, looks like horse dick is gonna be a new fad

Valamort

April 23rd, 2006

3:45:28 PM CDT

(0)

I'm getting tired of the horse dick.

EwoudCP

April 23rd, 2006

3:54:12 PM CDT

(0)

The "Horsedick" fad is completely imamture. And it really takes a lot to make me laugh over such a word, yet you have succeeded to do so. You win a 5!

embargo

April 23rd, 2006

4:47:53 PM CDT

(0)

i lol'd

SinisterCRX

April 23rd, 2006

4:58:53 PM CDT

(0)

I liked the ship :)

Supermanisme

April 23rd, 2006