History's Greatest Hero
Created on: April 11th, 2006
History's Greatest Hero
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April 12th, 2006
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manly
April 12th, 2006
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I'm alive cause my mom f*cked my dad and I was born. Not cause of this douche bag.
April 12th, 2006
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Skynet had one weakness.... Petrov!!
April 12th, 2006
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O PRAVDA??
April 12th, 2006
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History is fun!
April 12th, 2006
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eenie! meenie, miney, MOH!
April 12th, 2006
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If that's the case, then I wonder WHAT IT WAS the radar was reading?
April 12th, 2006
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HAIL MOTHER RUSSIA!
April 12th, 2006
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someone dropped the bomb!
April 12th, 2006
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This gets a 5.
April 12th, 2006
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I am f*cking sick of hearing about this guy. Considering the utter lack out interest on this subject that exists OUTSIDE the internet, I'm guessing it's been blown way out of proportion.
April 12th, 2006
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For the MOTHERLAND btw nice text steal from wikipedia
April 12th, 2006
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April 12th, 2006
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Anyone know if this is apocryphal?
April 12th, 2006
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I'm not from US, lol!
April 12th, 2006
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False. I am Mother Russia. Also 5'd for hero. Also lol internet.
April 12th, 2006
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So the US government didn't need to stage 9/11 to justify attacking arabs! They could just have made up a false missile system that detected false incoming missiles from Afghanistan and Iraq. A new lesson is learned everyday.
April 12th, 2006
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Expecting Homer Simpson, but props to Stanislav
April 12th, 2006
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Awesome.
April 12th, 2006
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We are alive because the enemy decided not to kill us and is OUR hero? We would have died because they used crappy faulty computers.
April 12th, 2006
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Nice. Great sound etc you own
April 12th, 2006
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Wow. He prevented WORLD WAR III. trthx
April 12th, 2006
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holy crap.
April 12th, 2006
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f*ck that commie douchebag
April 12th, 2006
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"A five for him. I wonder how many times the world has almost died like that." You mean how many times America almost died idiot.
April 12th, 2006
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actually. . . this would have solved everything. . . its been documented ad nauseum that the only thing preventing the Soviet Unino from invading Western Europe was the United States. They had the largest land army before, during, and after the war (the
April 12th, 2006
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"Wow. He prevented WORLD WAR III. trthx" ffs he prevented the end of EVERYONE including YTMND! God bless this jebus!
April 12th, 2006
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He didn't punch the keys.
April 12th, 2006
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And btw I didn't know Windows ME was around back then.
April 12th, 2006
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@ Morons who are from other countries who are downvoting this: If he had set off those missiles, nuclear winter would have killed EVERYONE, or Russia would have taken you over. He's your hero too. He saved America from instant annihilation, he saved yo
April 12th, 2006
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Salute
April 12th, 2006
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I dunno about greatest, but sure, he's cool?
April 12th, 2006
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he saved you from a slow and painful death.
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This deserves the Superman music
April 12th, 2006
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:-| [salute]
April 12th, 2006
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A good YTMND. Well done!
April 12th, 2006
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In Soviet Russia, Missile launches YOU!
April 12th, 2006
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This guy wins life.
April 12th, 2006
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they gave him $1000 for saving the world pffft
April 12th, 2006
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Full five if my low resolution could see the entire article.
April 12th, 2006
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wow holy sh*t dude. It's funny how things like this go on in life and it is so 'under the radar' for us (bad pun lol). We could be at the grocery store picking up our Lays and never know the end of the world could happen that moment.
April 12th, 2006
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Soviet Union was always cooler anyway
April 12th, 2006
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Highly interesting.
April 12th, 2006
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amazing... will we ever see this kind of intelligence with authority ever again?
April 12th, 2006
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O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O O_O
April 12th, 2006
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He's not a hero. Hero's do stuff. He didn't. If he'd destroyed the weapons, I'd 5 this.
April 12th, 2006
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Five cuz hes just that awesome
April 12th, 2006
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Wasn't it like planes that were flying over?
April 12th, 2006
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lol thanks you commie bastard
April 12th, 2006
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Hero.
April 12th, 2006
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Wasn't he the guy who was then, despite saving the world, kicked out of the military and stripped of his medals for ignoring protocol? Those crazy Soviets...
April 12th, 2006
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jk Perov, you win my internets
April 12th, 2006
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Russians own. Friendly bunch of blokes if I may say so.
April 12th, 2006
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I am grateful
April 12th, 2006
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holy sh*t, and to think, I never even heard of this guy and I'm 18. what are they teaching us in history?!
April 12th, 2006
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OH NOEZ!!1 Teh *COMMISTS*!!!111 DOWNVOTE!!one!
April 12th, 2006
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gay
April 12th, 2006
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In Soviet Russia, world saves you. 5'd for good history lesson + obscure world hero.
April 12th, 2006
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win
April 12th, 2006
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sh*t happens all the time.. People love to create heroes. While it may have occured, it was not a great omgwtfsuperüberduper act of heroism.
April 12th, 2006
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Also, this was very cheaply made, you could atleast have made the effort to copy the text and make the background BLACK.
April 12th, 2006
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This man wins at REAL LIFE too!
April 12th, 2006
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lol, nuclear holocaust
April 12th, 2006
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it's just a screenshot of some website. wow?
April 12th, 2006
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Thank God.
April 12th, 2006
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First thing I thought when I read this? WARGAMES. XD
April 12th, 2006
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He got drunk and slept through the alarm. A picture of SLVLBLTZLBLV vodka should be there instead.
April 12th, 2006
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wow, ill 5 this
April 12th, 2006
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5ed becuae edumacation is good.
April 12th, 2006
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fake
April 12th, 2006
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who woulda thought i'd learn something interesting on the internet, or on YTMND even? excellent work
April 12th, 2006
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the only reason there was an error is because of lazy programmers.
April 12th, 2006
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OR: How I learned to ignore computers and not blow up the world.
April 12th, 2006
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April 12th, 2006
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You obviously know nothing about nuclear weapons if you think the whole world would have died because of a nuclear winter. so how about you just stfu?
April 12th, 2006
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5
April 12th, 2006
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Straight up.
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Ok, so nearly all the people who use this site would be dead. Same difference. So put it back in your pants Mr. Expert.
April 12th, 2006
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Spasiba, tovarishch Petrov.
April 12th, 2006
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Holy sh*t... This man deserves a 5...
April 12th, 2006
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He understood if he ever pressed that he would be in deep sh*t and the U.S would basicly f*ck his country up. So he thought better and luckily for him it was just a computer error.
April 12th, 2006
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Can I have his babies?
April 12th, 2006
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April 12th, 2006
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We Americans all owe our lives to him and his intuition. Long Live Petrov!
April 12th, 2006
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He realized the United States wouldn't be the moronic, stupid f*cks to launch first.
April 12th, 2006
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Life, n*gg* saved my life, n*gg* saved my life, n*gg* saved my life, n*gg* saved, n*gg* saved, saved my life~
April 12th, 2006
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I'd still be alive if it had happened, since I was not born and my parents were in the soviet union at the time. lolz but five'd cause he was pretty cool.
April 12th, 2006
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russian technology = crap russian military = drunks communism = greatest scourge to mankind
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too bad. he could've nuked the f*ck out of the USA and the world would be a better place today...
April 12th, 2006
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lolworthy you would not even exist. America would have counterattacked with everything even before the first nuke hit. Hurray for Reagan!
April 12th, 2006
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pwnt by kirkwood
April 12th, 2006
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Doesn't belong on ytmnd.com
April 12th, 2006
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My hero.
April 12th, 2006
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damn
April 12th, 2006
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FOR SOVIET RUSSIA!
April 12th, 2006
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LEARNING IS POWER
April 12th, 2006
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I remember reading about this guy.
April 12th, 2006
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I actually thought this might be fake at first, but after doing some research, it looks legit.
April 12th, 2006
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lol, Windows.
April 12th, 2006
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Thanks, not every day you learn something froma YTMND.
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More interesting than most YTMNDs. I didn't know about that.
April 12th, 2006
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If I ever met the man, I'd say "Thank you" because of his actions, I wasn't born a mutant baby with 2 heads or a plant or a black person, or something of equal unimportance. Thank You Mr. Petrov.
April 12th, 2006
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that was close.
April 12th, 2006
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Да здравÑтвует Петров.
April 12th, 2006
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YAY
April 12th, 2006
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everyone who 5'd, and the author, needs to head to picard.ytmnd.com. sry this fails at ytmnd - not funny, no buttsecks, plz try again.
April 12th, 2006
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Anyone who downvotes is a communist. (Get it?)
April 12th, 2006
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+5 for preventing the end of earth
April 12th, 2006
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Bad ytmnd...cool guy.
April 12th, 2006
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Thank goodness for this man!
April 12th, 2006
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To everyone who keeps saying the world would have been a better place if he had nuked America... Learn about nucleur winters.
April 12th, 2006
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The only smart person to work with nukes, amazing.
April 12th, 2006
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keep up the good work!
April 12th, 2006
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Hmm, I've never heard of this guy before this YTMND... f*cking education system.
April 12th, 2006
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I know guys who suck 10 dicks a night and nobody makes YTMND's to say they are heroes.
April 12th, 2006
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Musical 5! Laaaaalaalaaalalalalaaaalaaalaaaa...
April 12th, 2006
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LOL at those extremists patriots, they are alive thanks to Petrov and they make up some sh*t and say the USA would have counter attacked and destroyed all the incoming nukes.
April 12th, 2006
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I remember this well. :)
April 12th, 2006
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5'd, 'cause this guy got treated like sh*t for not killing millions of people.
April 12th, 2006
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I felt obliged to register AGAIN just to salute this man and give him a 5.
April 12th, 2006
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Holy crap man...Five for being a good human...
April 12th, 2006
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This reminds me of that old saying that goes, "All that is required for nuclear annihilation to be foiled, is for good men to do nothing."
April 12th, 2006
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what a f*cking pussy
April 12th, 2006
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I have diabetes
April 12th, 2006
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f*cking Beautiful
April 12th, 2006
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lol, learning
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*salutes* My thanks to you, Mr. Petrov
April 12th, 2006
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April 12th, 2006
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Rooskies for the win
April 12th, 2006
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i always loved the russians
April 12th, 2006
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A f*ckin badass hero if I've ever known one
April 12th, 2006
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5'd for awesome music
April 12th, 2006
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Too bad there won't be a next time. In the even thtat they get another warning, I'm sure they will retaliate.
April 12th, 2006
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THIS is a top 10 YTMND????? This place is getting unfunny fast.
April 12th, 2006
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commie pinkos FTW
April 12th, 2006
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Funny how kids can get more of an education on YTMND than in school. +5
April 12th, 2006
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OLD
April 12th, 2006
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WTF is this!!!
April 12th, 2006
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You know, I've never launched missles at the United States either. Where's my tribute?
April 12th, 2006
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"seriously, this guy deserves way more credit...computers will cause the end of the world some day because of an error like this" amen.
April 12th, 2006
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Would you like to play a game?
April 12th, 2006
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Dude wins.
April 12th, 2006
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Downvoters, this man is more 1337 than you will ever be.
April 12th, 2006
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This guy was one button away from wtfpwning America
April 12th, 2006
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Wow, thats something you dont learn in history class. Pretty cool stuff.
April 12th, 2006
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Problem is, his decision would not have affected his own survival whether he launched the missiles or not.
April 12th, 2006
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Finger on the muthaf*ckin' button... Thank you you ballsy Russian, I love you.
April 12th, 2006
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thank god for that guy
April 12th, 2006
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This guy is an absolute legend. It's stuff like this happening that calls for complete nuclear disarmament.
April 12th, 2006
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idiots. the whole world probably would've been involved, not just our US of A. which might've been nice. go motherland.
April 12th, 2006
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I too wonder how many times we've dodged a bullet like this.
April 12th, 2006
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THE MORE YOU KNOW
April 12th, 2006
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Awesome, a bit freaky to think about. Also, Canada would feel the effects of a full out nuclear war for sure.
April 12th, 2006
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Old.
April 12th, 2006
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the only winning move is not to play. LOL, WOPR!!!
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YES! He is the man who SINGLEHANDEDLY saved the world!
April 12th, 2006
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This is one of those YTMNDs where I can tell what the joke is, but I honestly can't imagine a scenario in which anybody would find it funny
April 12th, 2006
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6 for the interesting historical read....-1 for communism
April 12th, 2006
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Thank you, Stainslav.
April 12th, 2006
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Hymn of the Russian Federation
April 12th, 2006
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oh no i di'nt!!
April 12th, 2006
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Soviet Union Anthem + Soviet man being the reason everyone on the planet is still alive = WIN!
April 12th, 2006
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cool *ss story
April 12th, 2006
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5'd because its real. The music wins the internet :)
April 12th, 2006
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this is incredibly old but 5 because hes so awesome.
April 12th, 2006
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ty russan
April 12th, 2006
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April 12th, 2006
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"Also, Canada would feel the effects of a full out nuclear war for sure.". . .lol, yes, considering we have a few of our own. . .
April 12th, 2006
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the man's a hero, and that music kicks ass
April 12th, 2006
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"Also, Canada would feel the effects of a full out nuclear war for sure." Too bad they're not a real country anyway.
April 12th, 2006
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Spacibo, tovarish
April 12th, 2006
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Very true. I only learned of him about a year ago. More people should know of this legend.
April 12th, 2006
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Obviously this wasn't the time for the end of the world yet. The computer didn't detect snakes on a plane.
April 12th, 2006
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Hey!! the sound is from blitz 1941
April 12th, 2006
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Would you like to play globalthermonuclearwar? That guy wins!
April 12th, 2006
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Awesome story.
April 12th, 2006
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oops i meant to put 5 sorry
April 12th, 2006
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Who cares?
April 12th, 2006
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commie scum
April 12th, 2006
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5'd
April 12th, 2006
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America ftw
April 12th, 2006
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in soviet russia, world saves you
April 12th, 2006
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5'd for saving lives. He deserves a statue with a 30-foot penis.
April 12th, 2006
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I read an article about this guy about a year ago..he's living in a one-room apartment in a run-down part of Moscow. Seriously.
April 12th, 2006
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+5 for Great Hero. -1 for "start" on a Russian computer.
April 12th, 2006
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:applaud:
April 12th, 2006
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Soviet Union was better than America. This guy loses.
April 12th, 2006
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^^^ Holy crap, he saved the Earth! I fail! Sorry.
April 12th, 2006
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Stanislav Petrov wins everything ever. also brb, defecting.
April 12th, 2006
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just 4 minutes
April 12th, 2006
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COMMIES FTW
April 12th, 2006
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wow
April 12th, 2006
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Damn.
April 12th, 2006
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Truely a hero.
April 12th, 2006
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Truely a hero.
April 12th, 2006
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Truely a hero.
April 12th, 2006
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im n00b at voting
April 12th, 2006
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Stanislav Petro could wipe the floor with Chuck Norris.
April 12th, 2006
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omfg people, a 4.44 rating for this? if you haven't seen this story before you should pick up a newspaper for once. YTMND is not a newspaper.
April 12th, 2006
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+1 for cool russian music
April 12th, 2006
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Yay Commrad
April 12th, 2006
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I quite enjoy living, so I guess this 5 is the least I can do to thank him.
April 12th, 2006
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The more you know.
April 12th, 2006
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Until he saves Canada, he gets no 5 from me! HAHA, BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS, GOOD STORY, not a good ytmnd.
April 12th, 2006
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I love how all these stupid *ss retards are spouting sh*t like "America deserved to be nuked" without realizing that a large scale nuclear war that would have ignited from that incident would have meant the END OF THE f*ckING WORLD.
April 12th, 2006
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Too much reading, but I like the story.
April 12th, 2006
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he guessed! he aint a hero
April 12th, 2006
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lol i love how people keep calling him comie scum because he didn't bomb the US. good one sh*t heads.
April 12th, 2006
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No chuck norris=+1 Cuz chuck norris is gay amd dumb. +2 for russian music +2 cuz i want 2
April 12th, 2006
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If this is true, him and chris farley are having dinner right now
April 12th, 2006
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Wow... thats simply amazing.
April 12th, 2006
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This guy prevented Judgment Day, he needs a bodyguard escort throughout his whole life to protect him from terminators.
April 12th, 2006
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whoops according to wikipedia, he is still alive
April 12th, 2006
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"Until he saves Canada, he gets no 5 from me! HAHA, BUT SERIOUSLY FOLKS, GOOD STORY, not a good ytmnd." If by "saves" you mean "attacks"...
April 12th, 2006
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sh*t. What if he had launched those bitches? That's just too damn scary...
April 12th, 2006
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If he had fired the missles, we wouldn't be able to look back and observe that he did. Therefore, it's not possible for us to say he's a hero, he's just a man that did something.
April 12th, 2006
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No, the greatest hero is Jesus
April 12th, 2006
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5'd
April 12th, 2006
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Can you imagine how many chicks Petrov would have gotten if he'd just spun the angle correctly? "Hi, my name is Stan, and I saved the entire free world from a nuclear holocaust. Perhaps you've heard of me. Yeah, I'm THAT guy." He should have gotten MA
April 12th, 2006
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Killar, he was in a situation, and he took an action that basically saved the world. He IS a hero. 5'ed
April 12th, 2006
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He should have gotten MAD pussy. Also, thanks for teaching me about an important historical event with which I had not been previously familiar!
April 12th, 2006
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http://www.brightstarsound.com/ Kickass.
April 12th, 2006
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In the U.S. we get the blue screen of death, In Soviet Russia, you recieve Death by firing squad. Thanks Petrov, you truly are a commrade to us all.
April 12th, 2006
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Aye, I have heard of him before - he doesn't get nearly the recognition he deserves. Hats off comrade.
April 12th, 2006
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1 because he was a disobedient soldier
April 12th, 2006
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Yes, but had he not saved the world, we wouldn't be looking back saying that he didn't. There are two possibilites: We're all dead or we're alive saying he's a hero.
April 12th, 2006
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Yeah, that's a right, it was a computer ERROR. Not something they planned...the revolution's a-comin'
April 12th, 2006
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cause if you did you know we got expansions some where else and lurkers in your base already dont even try and step
April 12th, 2006
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Godspeed.
April 12th, 2006
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In Soviet Russia,bombs nuke you!
April 12th, 2006
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I ARE ALIVE, LOL
April 12th, 2006
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A five star salute!
April 12th, 2006
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Just be glad he wasn't an American.
April 12th, 2006
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You mean the WOPR was wrong?!
April 12th, 2006
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insta 5'd - a good site and very interesting. Makes me wonder about that countdown on "Lost."
April 12th, 2006
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Homerun.... nuff said
April 12th, 2006
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Wow, a hero indeed.
April 12th, 2006
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hurray for not nuclear wastelandness!
April 12th, 2006
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Nice story and all, but this is a really crappy YTMND.
April 12th, 2006
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if it weren't for this f*g i would have never been born
April 12th, 2006
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No
April 12th, 2006
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Quite Rambo-esque.
April 12th, 2006
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wowzarz. Who'd have thought? I hope all the other dumbass soviets who wanted to end the world burn in hell, though.
April 12th, 2006
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and if i was born i would have cool superpowers and stuff
April 12th, 2006
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ov extension ftw
April 12th, 2006
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Thank you sir. Although he probably should have started. he risked his country for intuition. Hey, this is alot like Dr. Strangelove.
April 12th, 2006
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I was living in russia at the time, HA!
April 12th, 2006
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Mother Russia my hero ty ty
April 12th, 2006
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a true hero
April 12th, 2006
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You're right.
April 12th, 2006
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You're the man now, Petrov
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