Can't Break Jesus' Stride
Created on: April 5th, 2006
Can't Break Jesus' Stride
The strength of YOUR lord.

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April 5th, 2006
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You're going to hell... :(
April 5th, 2006
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do you know what pussy whipped means?
April 6th, 2006
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At least I will be warm.
April 6th, 2006
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+5 for the Music alone. Sacrilicious
April 6th, 2006
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Thank you for understanding this fad. This is also hilarious.
April 6th, 2006
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Yeah, it also got downvoted to hell...
April 6th, 2006
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Most of the really good stuff gets rated poorly. :(
April 6th, 2006
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OMFG you are a GOD! I cant stop laughing.
April 6th, 2006
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i laughed my *ss off, then i begged for forgiveness.
April 7th, 2006
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teh jews can't keep him down
April 8th, 2006
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"do you know what pussy whipped means?" not what you obviously think it means
April 8th, 2006
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Awesome!
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You're my new Hero.
April 8th, 2006
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sometimes i wonder if the entire internet isn't going to hell... keep up the good work!
April 8th, 2006
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How the hell did this get back on the up and coming?
April 8th, 2006
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is this the 3rd or 4th repost?
April 8th, 2006
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This sucks, and is a major sin.
April 8th, 2006
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I dont know man, this was posted like 3 days ago ??? oh well, I won't complain.
April 8th, 2006
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Too far? Certainly not imo :P
April 8th, 2006
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Dont worry folks, the passion is fictional, Jesus died with a smile on his face!
April 8th, 2006
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It seems people either vote 1 or 5...
April 8th, 2006
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LOL! 5 for the, "At least I will be warm," comment.
April 8th, 2006
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to Rakudakaji: If you think this is a sin, dont check out my other Jesus ones...
April 8th, 2006
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA YOU WIN SIR!
April 8th, 2006
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would have been funnier minus the "Too Far". IMO.
April 8th, 2006
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I got a giggle out of this. I haven't seen it done before *shrugs*
April 8th, 2006
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MikeyFapper, the "Too Far?" pisses the religious people off more.
April 8th, 2006
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This literally made my day, you can never go too far on ytmnd
April 8th, 2006
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Ooh, a shocker.
April 8th, 2006
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I don't see what's so bad about this... Jesus was probably having this song playing in his head while he was making this trek... I mean he needed something to keep him upbeat
April 8th, 2006
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EXACTLY! It's inspirational!
April 8th, 2006
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Use the Image Text for God's sake! (literally)
April 8th, 2006
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...Just a tiny bit, yes. ^_^; Blasph-me? Blasph-YOU!
April 30th, 2006
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Oddly enough the whipping wasnt intended to break his stride...
May 5th, 2006
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JIHAD!!!
May 20th, 2006
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Satan will Rape You.
May 22nd, 2006
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You'd think that after a little less then 2000 years it would be safe joke territory, but alas...
May 22nd, 2006
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What is it with Jesus-bashing in this site? It's getting old--why doesn't someone bash Mohammed, Buddha, Gandhi, etc for a change. GEESH. Pagans.
May 22nd, 2006
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I'm bashing my pud right now, fwiw.
June 5th, 2006
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LAWL. The Passion sucked
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NOOO
October 18th, 2006
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the balogna is in the nest, the pastrami is recyclable.