"Hally Porter" with Engrish Subs (BIG)
Created on: April 5th, 2006
"Hally Porter" with Engrish Subs (BIG)
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Harry Potter was translated into Chinese and then given English subs based on the Chinese translation. Fun times ensue. :D
Chinese Harry Potter Bootleg
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CodeRed001
April 5th, 2006
7:38:08 PM CDT
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HES GOT THE MAJIC STICK!
Supermanisme
May 4th, 2006
6:43:57 PM CDT
(0)
lol
LazyAlbatross
May 5th, 2006
3:27:53 PM CDT
(0)
zomglolwtfzor
June 8th, 2006
6:30:06 PM CDT
(1)
omg where do i get this
zomglolwtfzor
June 8th, 2006
6:35:20 PM CDT
(1)
Harry Port Got The Gold Voice
Kaioshin
June 18th, 2006
4:00:47 PM CDT
(0)
Slow it down. Moves a bit too fast.
leetsauce
June 18th, 2006
4:03:00 PM CDT
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Ratica
June 19th, 2006
6:21:58 AM CDT
(0)
HES GOT THE MAJIC STICK!
looney-bin
June 19th, 2006
12:40:01 PM CDT
(0)
Melon!
Chav-Slayer
June 19th, 2006
1:07:47 PM CDT
(0)
Heh.
Chav-Slayer
June 19th, 2006
1:12:00 PM CDT
(1)
I went from "Heh" to "LMFAOROFCWL!!!" I haven't laughed at a site this hard in months!! Thanks!
Jesuszilla
June 19th, 2006
11:16:00 PM CDT
(-1)
1 for MIDI.
Jesuszilla
June 19th, 2006
11:17:01 PM CDT
(-1)
Wait, 5'd after that "f*cking pigeon." Ahahahahaha.
Jesuszilla
June 19th, 2006
11:22:51 PM CDT
(-1)
"She is stoned." "Bullsh*t" AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Chav-Slayer
June 20th, 2006
11:16:36 AM CDT
(0)
That's the effect it had on me!
OzymandiasVolt
June 20th, 2006
2:28:40 PM CDT
(0)
Bad translations are always good for a laugh.
Kujila
June 20th, 2006
3:41:49 PM CDT
(0)
This is gold haha
SpaceDolphin
June 20th, 2006
3:51:57 PM CDT
(0)
probably by the same chineese translators as "the backstroke of the west"
Minion
June 20th, 2006
5:46:42 PM CDT
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God I love melons...
gosox2005
June 20th, 2006
11:45:33 PM CDT
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He Is Stoned!
Valamort
June 21st, 2006
12:12:17 PM CDT
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bleed
Urmean15
June 22nd, 2006
8:11:07 PM CDT
(0)
YOU IS THE NEXT MELLON!
Boater4000
June 24th, 2006
10:27:58 PM CDT
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ashi-kashi
June 25th, 2006
7:12:56 PM CDT
(0)
Shup up.
Cwitz
June 25th, 2006
7:18:47 PM CDT
(1)
"Voldmort" translates to "Fodi." LOL
Cwitz
June 25th, 2006
7:19:52 PM CDT
(0)
also, "I stay at the man-made products misusing institute."
TurntheRadioOff
June 26th, 2006
4:25:28 PM CDT
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Jason024
June 28th, 2006
6:57:00 PM CDT
(0)
LMAO
lol
June 29th, 2006
12:30:15 PM CDT
(0)
Absolute GOLD.
ifreekmislfowt
June 30th, 2006
10:45:52 AM CDT
(0)
lol ... almost as good as backstroke of the west
Kamete
June 30th, 2006
3:16:06 PM CDT
(0)
Professor Mike?! LOL
Mofaz
July 1st, 2006
3:20:15 PM CDT
(1)
Shup up you melon
ToastySlayer
July 1st, 2006
3:21:15 PM CDT
(0)
this cannot be real O.o
Nukeitall
July 1st, 2006
7:15:48 PM CDT
(0)
Pair of f*cking pidgeons
BigFatDuck
July 29th, 2006
3:36:30 AM CDT
(0)
i like the part where they are in the car and they are like "oh sh*t"
Shikaku
July 29th, 2006
3:51:46 PM CDT
(0)
"Miss Gland" "They are all Melons"
father-superior
July 31st, 2006
11:37:48 AM CDT
(0)
Fody ftw
KingSavage
July 31st, 2006
11:57:42 PM CDT
(5)
SHUP UP KILLS JAMBLIDUO
CplClegg
July 31st, 2006
11:57:52 PM CDT
(0)
this is absolutely hilarious.
demonarian
August 2nd, 2006
11:07:18 PM CDT
(0)
I liked it.
zalb
August 3rd, 2006
7:04:08 AM CDT
(0)
LMAO non magical people are melons and everybody's stoned.
A-10
August 4th, 2006
3:20:08 PM CDT
(0)
It made me dizzy watching .. . . good YTMND though, +5
mastergrimreaper888
August 4th, 2006
3:20:13 PM CDT
(0)
:D 5'd for melons
Hamburgler
August 5th, 2006
4:22:01 PM CDT
(0)
Shup up you melons.
squirrelsgonewild
August 8th, 2006
10:58:37 AM CDT
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There is no hope for mellons! O sh*t!
Volbeat
August 9th, 2006
2:09:58 AM CDT
(0)
The robots have proposed to VinnyWeapons, please send flowers
Vantosa
August 9th, 2006
10:19:08 PM CDT
(0)
that made me lol
Trend-E-Trend
August 9th, 2006
10:46:12 PM CDT
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I... I'm just... did you ever think that I separate the departments? f*cking classic, 5d
leekitten
August 11th, 2006
1:14:27 PM CDT
(0)
You win
Thrashmeister
August 12th, 2006
4:17:26 PM CDT
(0)
YOU DIRY MELON
MrRoboto
August 12th, 2006
8:07:28 PM CDT
(0)
You are stoned
babylonian
August 15th, 2006
12:22:13 AM CDT
(0)
We need a torrent of this. We got one for Backstroke of the West, and this deserves it, too.
Coredo
August 15th, 2006
10:50:08 AM CDT
(0)
I laughed my butt of, nice! :D
Prophetic
August 17th, 2006
10:52:32 PM CDT
(0)
thomsonmg2000
August 20th, 2006
5:10:18 PM CDT
(0)
haha Fodi
ThePhantomX
August 21st, 2006
11:20:08 PM CDT
(1)
This makes Zero Wing look like T S Eliot. LOL
DynX
August 26th, 2006
3:28:03 PM CDT
(0)
There is no hope for the melons.
crazyrabbits
August 27th, 2006
11:45:24 PM CDT
(1)
You're the melon now, dog!
Roxman
August 31st, 2006
6:02:26 PM CDT
(1)
lol at ThePhantomX's comment.
zeip
September 2nd, 2006
1:10:45 PM CDT
(1)
We Are Doing It In The Women'S Bathroom
blobublz
September 7th, 2006
1:18:51 PM CDT
(0)
Why does everyone hate melons?
Medievalmonster
September 7th, 2006
5:07:58 PM CDT
(0)
melons!!!
Midvalley
September 10th, 2006
12:32:31 PM CDT
(0)
If this is real, that's f*cking awesome.
Maed
September 11th, 2006
8:41:29 PM CDT
(0)
I laughed. :)
juxtapose519
September 16th, 2006
12:33:28 PM CDT
(0)
silly foreign people
NateVonSocks
September 16th, 2006
2:16:10 PM CDT
(0)
i odnt get it
Bohab
September 19th, 2006
3:01:03 PM CDT
(0)
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
cowchpotato258
September 19th, 2006
3:01:46 PM CDT
(0)
YOUR THE MELON NOW DOG
cowchpotato258
September 19th, 2006
3:05:56 PM CDT
(0)
THAT IS THE CAT OF FLYING SEVEN!
kozibot
September 21st, 2006
9:58:20 PM CDT
(0)
I need this version of HP, STAT
Laozi
September 22nd, 2006
7:14:27 PM CDT
(0)
ive got the magggiiiccccc stick
steakman
October 2nd, 2006
9:20:03 PM CDT
(0)
holy sh*t im gonna die laughing.
Apopleptic
October 13th, 2006
11:31:22 AM CDT
(0)
Oh god my stomach hurts
battlecake
November 12th, 2006
3:06:56 PM CST
(0)
Man, oh man.
blahblah6428
December 17th, 2006
9:12:09 PM CST
(0)
"There is no Nope for the Melons!" LOLOLOL
Mucky38302
December 21st, 2006
4:16:43 AM CST
(0)
wow, i almost vomited laughing
Vzamm
December 28th, 2006
1:51:05 PM CST
(0)
how didnt this get a perfect 5
orphanixx
December 28th, 2006
6:48:42 PM CST
(0)
Youre the melon now dog
DarthWang
December 28th, 2006
6:53:59 PM CST
(0)
5
Catchpenny
December 28th, 2006
7:01:23 PM CST
(0)
Tou dirty melons!
rangerric
December 30th, 2006
8:09:34 PM CST
(0)
pidgeons ftw
Shitbunny
January 1st, 2007
2:17:36 AM CST
(0)
Almost died laughing.
Cupchange
January 1st, 2007
2:17:37 AM CST
(0)
stupid face
TimeTravelingEchidna
January 1st, 2007
6:42:15 AM CST
(0)
Ah, jeez. China needs to get better subtitlers.
PCF
January 1st, 2007
10:36:15 AM CST
(0)
lmao
DonLeza
January 1st, 2007
10:46:50 AM CST
(0)
owned
supermegageniusdude
January 1st, 2007
5:31:58 PM CST
(0)
WTF
docsigma
January 3rd, 2007
9:41:39 AM CST
(0)
PROFESSOR MIKE!!! F*cking 5'd
stonebadger
January 3rd, 2007
3:06:01 PM CST
(0)
dirty bleed, HAHAHAHA!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER! MELON!
masterstghm
January 4th, 2007
2:17:08 AM CST
(0)
He called me melon! That means dirty bleed. That's Bullsh*t.
Kiru02
January 4th, 2007
9:33:58 AM CST
(0)
This wins, wow
jsfcheme
January 4th, 2007
9:36:13 AM CST
(0)
"do not want" 5'd
MistaClean
January 4th, 2007
4:07:52 PM CST
(0)
haha wtf
Pettitman
January 4th, 2007
4:07:54 PM CST
(0)
wao.
zyle
January 5th, 2007
1:28:08 AM CST
(0)
no nope no nope nat nall!!! no noooes!
ste1n
January 5th, 2007
1:54:41 AM CST
(0)
classic.
pistache268
January 5th, 2007
3:28:16 PM CST
(0)
LOL at 'I am Fodi'.
Xizer
January 5th, 2007
3:29:58 PM CST
(0)
muggle = melon, wtf
Necrion
January 5th, 2007
3:55:50 PM CST
(0)
Oh sh*t Name is poison eggplant
Snuggery
January 5th, 2007
7:17:01 PM CST
(0)
Professor jambiloucan! or whatever..wtf they can't pronounce Dumbledore?
litldrk1
January 5th, 2007
7:22:12 PM CST
(0)
holy sh*t melon, wished i seen this months ago... you WIN!!!
CHUCKHATER3000
January 6th, 2007
7:01:18 AM CST
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This ytmnd lacks everything please refrain from making another, instead take this time to go grab the nearest sharp object and bore it into your eye. thank you :)
ChibiGoku
January 6th, 2007
1:27:34 PM CST
(0)
Freaking halarious XD
TakuaKaita600
April 14th, 2007
9:38:31 PM CDT
(0)
Okay...this is hillarious.
ToastChef
May 7th, 2007
11:34:41 PM CDT
(0)
WTF
souba
June 12th, 2007
8:02:30 AM CDT
(0)
Pair of f*cking pigeons...!
Biggabam
June 19th, 2007
9:33:22 PM CDT
(0)
LOL YES PROFESSOR MIKE FTW
sirlancelot88
June 25th, 2007
6:50:45 AM CDT
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photoshopped.
RedDaVinci
July 10th, 2007
9:06:09 PM CDT
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Funny but overrated, just random f*cking words on random f*cking pictures, hurray for intellectualism.
Xaynr
July 25th, 2007
2:12:06 PM CDT
(0)
There are 7 melons who saw you.
comrier6083
July 26th, 2007
1:27:56 AM CDT
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Omg Im crying so hard
embargo
July 30th, 2007
2:35:40 AM CDT
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"She is stoned" melons hahahahhahahahahahahahaha
InnocentDarkside
August 1st, 2007
12:14:06 PM CDT
(0)
Stoned...
MegaTank
September 27th, 2007
11:53:58 AM CDT
(0)
All hail our Melon Overlords!!!11
supermegageniusdude
November 13th, 2007
8:59:47 PM CST
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She is stoned.
quickzta68
May 4th, 2008
10:02:13 AM CDT
(0)
ron weasley IS a stupid face
EvilDeadPopTarts
January 18th, 2009
1:01:12 PM CST
(0)
Don'T Do That Brother. This site sends me into laughter fits every time I see it.
m0nde
October 24th, 2014
10:12:20 PM CDT
(0)
epic
karritevoyager
October 2nd, 2015
3:01:03 AM CDT
(0)
This material has circulated around a bit, but I come back to this one because of the perfect music.
karritevoyager
October 2nd, 2015
3:02:30 AM CDT
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This was the first place I saw it though. Still the king. Hugalouz cannot exsist without you.