Hooker's Resume
Created on: March 21st, 2006
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The audio is taken (unedited) from an episode of Upright Citizens Brigade, a comedy show on comedy central in the late ninties. A hooker applies for a job at a coffee shop and has to explain to the manager what the initials on her resume mean.

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March 21st, 2006
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haha
March 21st, 2006
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classic episode of ucb.
March 21st, 2006
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lol
March 21st, 2006
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UCB = Instant 5.
March 21st, 2006
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good text. the rest is so lala. kinda not so special.
March 21st, 2006
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The UCB have taken me. Please send help.
March 21st, 2006
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Hilarious. I haven't seen/heard that before.
March 21st, 2006
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UCB FTW LOL BBQ
March 21st, 2006
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lol
March 21st, 2006
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lmao
March 21st, 2006
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i wanna f*ck amy poehler
March 21st, 2006
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HAHAHAHaHAHAHAHA most AWESOME ever.....you win all my internets
March 21st, 2006
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lol i loved that show
March 21st, 2006
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VinnyWeapons has juvenile diabetes. Please send insulin.
March 21st, 2006
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My hovercraft is full of eels!
March 21st, 2006
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I miss that show lots
March 21st, 2006
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I Heart UCB.
March 21st, 2006
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lolz
March 21st, 2006
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March 21st, 2006
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-
March 21st, 2006
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UCB!
March 21st, 2006
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I know that's why I won't do it!
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well, she does have standards, yeah i would f*ck her...
March 21st, 2006
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uber lewl
March 21st, 2006
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LMFAO
March 21st, 2006
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rofloplmao
March 21st, 2006
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hah
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lol
March 21st, 2006
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wow, I hate that show, I never thought something actually funny came from it.
March 22nd, 2006
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rofl
March 22nd, 2006
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UCB is the sh*t. The Little Donny foundation still needs our support tho.
March 22nd, 2006
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That was amazing
March 22nd, 2006
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lol..
March 22nd, 2006
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YES UCB
March 22nd, 2006
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UCB FTW
March 22nd, 2006
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THATS INSANE.
March 22nd, 2006
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..wtf?
March 22nd, 2006
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LOL!!
March 22nd, 2006
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Genius!
March 22nd, 2006
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turkey fisting, EHHHH???
March 22nd, 2006
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NSFW for one thing. Crappy image as well
March 22nd, 2006
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T U RKY DFDFDFDFDFDF :D:D:D:D:D:D NOOO!!! BRIAN!@!!@#@::@@::@Qf bn
March 22nd, 2006
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i love UCB
March 22nd, 2006
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hah
March 22nd, 2006
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I lol'd
March 22nd, 2006
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ws
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i lol'd
March 22nd, 2006
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awwwww... she doesn't do the coffin thing (guess I'll just have to settle for my dreams!)
March 22nd, 2006
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
March 22nd, 2006
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5 for Uprights
March 22nd, 2006
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LOL that was good... its been forever since ive seen that show
March 22nd, 2006
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nsfw
March 22nd, 2006
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Solid.
March 22nd, 2006
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RAWR
March 22nd, 2006
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DONT C ON MY F.
March 22nd, 2006
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hovercraft
March 22nd, 2006
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lolol
March 22nd, 2006
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rofl, double-headed dildo on a hovercraft
March 22nd, 2006
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UCB FOR THE WIN.
March 22nd, 2006
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Help I can't do this picture http://www.jackinworld.com/expert/images/rosypalm.gif
March 23rd, 2006
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Ah, UCB...how I miss thee.
March 23rd, 2006
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LOL Awesome sh*t.
March 23rd, 2006
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Nice sound but the images leave much to be desired.
March 25th, 2006
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UCB effing rocks. I'm going to start stabbing if seasons 2 and 3 don't get put out on DVD soon.
March 26th, 2006
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I really want to five this, but the images could really use some work. That audio wins.
August 7th, 2006
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I will do fa/p/lm
August 25th, 2006
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Hahahaha
September 23rd, 2006
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UHC
September 23rd, 2006
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*UCB olol fail
January 15th, 2007
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lol im gonna GTOA5
October 16th, 2007
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colby!!!