Chuck Norris Facts (Final)
Created on: March 15th, 2006
Chuck Norris Facts (Final)
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Chuck Norris Facts #1 Facts aquired from... http://www.4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck
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gogg
March 16th, 2006
12:02:31 AM CST
(0)
is this joke old? or original?
SnakerJaker
March 16th, 2006
12:02:41 AM CST
(0)
an animated gif with only text? Put a little f*cking effort into it
hitman7
March 16th, 2006
12:03:17 AM CST
(0)
All of the above is true, but still funny.
Misterguy
March 16th, 2006
12:12:53 AM CST
(0)
lol :(
Mephistopheles
March 16th, 2006
12:29:20 AM CST
(0)
This belongs in the Barrens Chat.
Gulik
March 16th, 2006
1:25:19 AM CST
(0)
I heard about Chuck Norris on Attack Of The Show you guys he's like totally a funny webternet trend so I'm going to make a YTMND about it because it's very timely
RedFrog
March 16th, 2006
1:28:49 AM CST
(0)
No! This isn't funny anymore! It was funny the very first time, now it's old and annoying. Just stop. I used to like Chuck Norris before he became a fad. Now I hate him. I don't want to hate him. Please stop.
CastroMotorOil
March 16th, 2006
1:33:23 AM CST
(0)
old
TyraelDargan
March 16th, 2006
1:41:27 AM CST
(0)
Sorry dude, funny as they are, you're beating a dead horse with a geriatric stick.
mjrpes
March 16th, 2006
1:42:01 AM CST
(0)
all your chuck are belong to us.
BlackAspen
March 16th, 2006
1:43:02 AM CST
(0)
TO BILL BRASKY!
captiancharisma
March 16th, 2006
1:43:33 AM CST
(0)
Chuck Norris jokes were never funny. Sorry.
LordTanner
March 16th, 2006
1:45:43 AM CST
(0)
We've all heard the Chuck Norris jokes
minoritybabble
March 16th, 2006
1:45:57 AM CST
(0)
The Chuck Norris stuff simply isn't funny.
SnakerJaker
March 16th, 2006
1:53:23 AM CST
(0)
Holy f*ck.....I wish I had given this a 2 originally so I could reduce my vote after this update. What do you think is original about repeating these jokes that we have heard already?
WarOfTheBees
March 16th, 2006
2:04:42 AM CST
(0)
A riddle: can a fad lap itself?
Razorboy
March 16th, 2006
2:04:45 AM CST
(0)
I think the funny part of this is that it's in the top 15. The humor of that gives you an extra star. Another cool thing is it was like "Whoa, did I go back in time?" when I watched it. That reinforces your little extra star.
Sephyr
March 16th, 2006
2:07:17 AM CST
(0)
vin diesel
lordofthepings
March 16th, 2006
2:11:56 AM CST
(0)
CHUCK NORRIS JOKES ARE SO FUNNY
DjStikMan
March 16th, 2006
2:20:48 AM CST
(0)
really really tired of chuck norris jokes
marksism
March 16th, 2006
2:37:17 AM CST
(0)
beat that dead horse some more
stro
March 16th, 2006
2:47:39 AM CST
(0)
o0Ender0o
March 16th, 2006
2:58:11 AM CST
(0)
not funny, but 3 for the braveheart joke
BTape
March 16th, 2006
3:11:54 AM CST
(0)
great to know this got in by merit of Chuck's name alone and not the quality.. probably will be the only top 15 rated under 2 by the end of the day..
CastroMotorOil
March 16th, 2006
3:11:55 AM CST
(0)
more jokes equals more ones
Nehemah
March 16th, 2006
4:20:59 AM CST
(0)
i seriously liked it, not much graphic effort. But that you always see him looking at you like that and including the braveheart joke is a 5 for me.
IceCubeOfDoom
March 16th, 2006
5:11:28 AM CST
(0)
f*ck Chuck
bmcd10
March 16th, 2006
5:36:48 AM CST
(0)
I'M ON THE INTERNET. I AM COOL FOR SAYING CHUCK NORRIS JOKES AGAIN AND AGAIN. I'M ON THE INTERNET. LOL.
erdontno
March 16th, 2006
5:55:04 AM CST
(0)
i think this is FTW personally yer it may be old but a good ol chuck norris fact will always make me laugh
St205
March 16th, 2006
6:53:45 AM CST
(0)
Nope.And I like Chuck Norris.
solfat
March 16th, 2006
7:03:39 AM CST
(0)
way too overdone
Cento
March 16th, 2006
7:16:22 AM CST
(0)
absolutely retarded old and not funny. when you read this go down the hall and kill yourself.
esc861
March 16th, 2006
7:24:30 AM CST
(0)
Wow, this is really fresh. I don't think I've ever seen a Chuck Norris facts ytmnd before! 6'd
SecretPolice
March 16th, 2006
7:55:00 AM CST
(0)
Chuck Norris killed comedy.
BobFromPikeCreek
March 16th, 2006
7:59:06 AM CST
(0)
is a crapstravaganza!
Hellgun
March 16th, 2006
8:08:58 AM CST
(0)
I kicked CHuck's cowboy *ss and he can't stand my 1!
blackadder
March 16th, 2006
8:09:33 AM CST
(0)
chuck norris is a pussy. go ahead and bring it, chucky
mattwoods
March 16th, 2006
8:21:31 AM CST
(0)
Wow! These are TOTALLY original! Cool to see a YTMND that isn't part of a fad!
nake89
March 16th, 2006
8:28:16 AM CST
(0)
5'd for music
HukiSai
March 16th, 2006
8:44:15 AM CST
(0)
wow i can't believe how original all those "facts" were. u fail at life, try again please.
HukiSai
March 16th, 2006
8:45:17 AM CST
(0)
3 u only got 3 5's out of all these omments
Lanik
March 16th, 2006
9:29:26 AM CST
(0)
Even though it's old, it's still kinda entertaining. But his pic between each... that's just annoying.
Mitchcom
March 16th, 2006
9:47:46 AM CST
(0)
WHY. WON'T. THIS. FAD. DIE.
Qtamo
March 16th, 2006
9:48:15 AM CST
(0)
How 'bout you get back on WoW and talk about how cool chuck(lower case because no one cares about him.) is with your f*ggy geek friends?
TwoDee
March 16th, 2006
10:21:00 AM CST
(0)
gtfo please.
mrmong
March 16th, 2006
10:21:29 AM CST
(0)
eddie stone can kick his arse
b00n
March 16th, 2006
10:28:45 AM CST
(0)
i was waiting or the h umor. this f*cking sucks. it used the worst chuck lines ever
Dux00rs
March 16th, 2006
10:57:33 AM CST
(0)
Humour? originality? effort? Check - but not really
RevMike
March 16th, 2006
11:07:29 AM CST
(0)
What's with all the whining about Chuck Norris jokes? 3'd.
skatevans99
March 16th, 2006
11:07:34 AM CST
(0)
A. chuck norris is overdone. B. These fact sites about him are overdone. C. you didnt even use original facts. D. no
northhouse
March 16th, 2006
11:17:06 AM CST
(0)
hey, chuck norris! that's not old or overdone! 1'd
mrsparkle127
March 16th, 2006
11:18:59 AM CST
(0)
god, You WoW nerds need to get a life and stop jerking off to animations and worshipping chuck norris.
pushover
March 16th, 2006
11:28:09 AM CST
(0)
Please let this fad die. And next time you want to make a YTMND with no effort, just post a text link to the Chuck Norris fact page.
echostrider
March 16th, 2006
11:46:25 AM CST
(0)
-4 for chuck norris
NoGodExistsIII
March 16th, 2006
11:51:28 AM CST
(0)
http://rumorsontheinnernets.ytmnd.com
CircusFreak
March 16th, 2006
12:14:59 PM CST
(0)
lolz! how funny and original!
DoctorJuice
March 16th, 2006
12:21:48 PM CST
(0)
Make it stop Mommy.
MafiaBass
March 16th, 2006
12:21:49 PM CST
(0)
get some better chuck jokes
CaptPicard
March 16th, 2006
12:35:17 PM CST
(0)
"No! This isn't funny anymore! It was funny the very first time, now it's old and annoying. Just stop. I used to like Chuck Norris before he became a fad. Now I hate him. I don't want to hate him. Please stop."
Dell
March 16th, 2006
12:54:00 PM CST
(0)
wtf half of it is stolen, i mean COME ON, get another joke, there are 1002320301 CN facts, why would you want the most banal and old ones?
docsigma
March 16th, 2006
12:55:08 PM CST
(0)
Funny and original. 5'd!
COMBATCHRIST
March 16th, 2006
1:09:07 PM CST
(0)
stupid
rickster
March 16th, 2006
1:17:18 PM CST
(0)
What happens if I 1 this site? Will Chuck Norris kick my *ss through my computer screen?
Waziot
March 16th, 2006
1:20:38 PM CST
(0)
Stop making these, the "lol chuck norris is harcore" fad is stupid and people who perpetuate it are stupid.
GubGub
March 16th, 2006
1:33:30 PM CST
(0)
hows this on the front page?
millionsv
March 16th, 2006
1:37:19 PM CST
(0)
Wow.... just f*cking TERRIBLE. Get out. Unfunny and lame.
Mao-Edge
March 16th, 2006
1:48:04 PM CST
(0)
Chuck norris is a c*nt.
Choronzon
March 16th, 2006
1:59:44 PM CST
(0)
I'm pretty sure Ah-nold could beat down Chuck with ease. One look at the difference in sizes is all you need.
sirjman
March 16th, 2006
2:13:33 PM CST
(0)
this deserves less than a 1
MFB26
March 16th, 2006
2:36:10 PM CST
(0)
haha, you suck penis
FishHammer
March 16th, 2006
2:48:14 PM CST
(0)
GROOOAAAN
jbonga
March 16th, 2006
3:00:05 PM CST
(0)
chuck norris jokes stopped being funny once I heard all the anime nerds at my school start telling them.
konstein
March 16th, 2006
3:00:27 PM CST
(0)
1 cause there arent enough. minimum 200 to get a 5.
mfndve
March 16th, 2006
3:03:02 PM CST
(0)
i gave you a 2, only out of fear of swift retribution from chuck.
Cerryl-Bastil
March 16th, 2006
3:14:22 PM CST
(0)
Sniff sniff....its soo true.
megabyter5
March 16th, 2006
3:17:54 PM CST
(0)
It's all right... But I've seen the website.
misterslam
March 16th, 2006
3:18:26 PM CST
(0)
no. If I could take away other people's stars, I would. /part life
Frontovik
March 16th, 2006
3:22:35 PM CST
(0)
Chuck Norris facts are old. Why is this in the top 15?
hitman7
March 16th, 2006
3:24:51 PM CST
(0)
Norris for life.
innocentbystander
March 16th, 2006
3:37:57 PM CST
(0)
You know, I don't think I'd even subject Barrens Chat to this.
nintendorulez
March 16th, 2006
3:42:19 PM CST
(0)
Half of these are plagiarised Vin Diesel facts. Changing the name = INSTANT FAILURE.
omegahunter
March 16th, 2006
3:44:01 PM CST
(0)
I liked these facts better the first time when they were about Vin Diesel
ualue
March 16th, 2006
3:45:34 PM CST
(0)
I laugh at the blatant failure of YTMND's system.
bmcd10
March 16th, 2006
4:03:36 PM CST
(0)
This is one of the most hated YTMNDs ever.
foodisgood4U
March 16th, 2006
4:11:16 PM CST
(0)
chuck = queer
soratoyuki
March 16th, 2006
4:21:51 PM CST
(0)
gtfo
onemoresolo
March 16th, 2006
4:40:21 PM CST
(0)
haha. Chuck Norris.
mikekz
March 16th, 2006
4:45:41 PM CST
(0)
Why make a YTMND when we can all just as easily go to Chucknorrisfacts.com? +2, even though it's been done a billion times, Chuck is God.
XSF
March 16th, 2006
4:50:47 PM CST
(0)
Chuck norris f*cking sucks
sys
March 16th, 2006
4:50:48 PM CST
(0)
f*ck off
crazymonk007
March 16th, 2006
4:58:56 PM CST
(0)
i hate this fad.
Toilet
March 16th, 2006
5:00:04 PM CST
(0)
It's funny cuz it has teh chuck norris
Bobdole23
March 16th, 2006
5:09:43 PM CST
(0)
1 for Chuck Norris Also plz gtfo you n****r cock sucking piece of sh*t
REforever101
March 16th, 2006
5:24:58 PM CST
(0)
funny, but the facts u used werent my favorites
Lunar6
March 16th, 2006
5:38:24 PM CST
(0)
Chuck Norris rules and anyone who hates him is a wet-back, greasy ass, cock sucking, butt-wrenched, blood peeing, scabbed penised, anus born inbred.
Supercool
March 16th, 2006
5:43:21 PM CST
(0)
Kelly Clarkson is tougher than Chuck Norris
intervention
March 16th, 2006
6:02:40 PM CST
(0)
1. This needs the "Chuck dresses up as Santa and kicks children" joke. And the Chuck Norris fad sucks. Except for the Santa joke.
ForScience
March 16th, 2006
6:09:02 PM CST
(0)
WELCOME TO SIX MONTHS AGO
JesusYourSavior
March 16th, 2006
6:20:37 PM CST
(0)
god damn this sh*t got old
rubycalaber
March 16th, 2006
6:38:44 PM CST
(0)
Its funny because this isnt even funny as the site is like over a year old and Chuck Norris ones were lame to start with and then it should have ended when he found out about it and then it got to the real world which is f*cking gay and this is sh*t.
Ziggy27
March 16th, 2006
6:39:39 PM CST
(0)
yah ok how is this top 15
nubcake
March 16th, 2006
6:55:42 PM CST
(0)
I hate this ytmnd
joshgrrr
March 16th, 2006
7:10:14 PM CST
(0)
3 for short length.
KaptKrunk
March 16th, 2006
7:20:08 PM CST
(0)
Fact: Chuck Norris isnt funny.
Yort
March 16th, 2006
7:21:06 PM CST
(0)
Thank you... for using other people's comedy to create a YTMND. They are funny, so I can't hate you too much.
PenisPai
March 16th, 2006
7:39:55 PM CST
(0)
Wow, look at all of these little kids and their attitudes.
ascidus
March 16th, 2006
7:40:30 PM CST
(0)
ok, not funny anymore
PenisPai
March 16th, 2006
7:40:56 PM CST
(0)
(oh yeah, and bad spelling).
MrFizzy
March 16th, 2006
7:41:02 PM CST
(0)
The Braveheart one was the only funny joke. The rest are horrible, there's way better Chuck Norris jokes out there, but they are getting old anyway
Alx328
March 16th, 2006
7:49:32 PM CST
(0)
Um just stolen from the Chuck Norris facts website, and they're really not funny anymore.
bombfrostings
March 16th, 2006
7:57:59 PM CST
(0)
f*ck chuck
DAMURDOC
March 16th, 2006
8:08:31 PM CST
(0)
old
Last-Ranger
March 16th, 2006
8:14:01 PM CST
(0)
Not really top five material. Chuck Norris jokes got old after everyone found out about them.
ziploc
March 16th, 2006
9:10:44 PM CST
(0)
5'ed for the william wallace joke.
Peanut
March 16th, 2006
9:12:46 PM CST
(0)
Oh god please someone end these gay facts
mrpibbs
March 16th, 2006
9:35:28 PM CST
(0)
+2 for effort but chuck n. sucks. The a-team shall rule once again.
Thatsnomoon
March 16th, 2006
9:39:46 PM CST
(0)
Oh, look, I 1'd a Chuck Norris site and am alive to post a derisive comment about it! This fad needs to die faster than the last remaining vestiges of his dignity and respect.
ph34r
March 16th, 2006
9:45:17 PM CST
(0)
Chuck sucks ass. Vin Diesel facts were first, better, and all the chuck facts are just rewritten Vin facts.
Zam
March 16th, 2006
9:54:52 PM CST
(0)
It all came from an SNL skit, in my opinion. Gay.
monkeytrousers
March 16th, 2006
10:06:08 PM CST
(0)
CHUCK NORRIS FACTS IS OFFICIALLY OVER
Renorei
March 16th, 2006
10:07:54 PM CST
(0)
Why the hell do you keep going back to the same Chuck image? Put different images in or have none at all.
Hellgun
March 16th, 2006
10:08:40 PM CST
(0)
Chuck Norris fails at life. Plus, these fads are old and uniorignal.
Fishtopher
March 16th, 2006
10:16:39 PM CST
(0)
Dude, Troy Hurtubise can kick Chuck's ass. Look him up and you will see why.
deadboy
March 16th, 2006
10:17:37 PM CST
(0)
doesnt even deserve a 1
SpaceDolphin
March 16th, 2006
10:33:53 PM CST
(0)
if you love him so much then give him your anal virginity
jndcp21
March 16th, 2006
10:34:18 PM CST
(0)
ugh, can we just give the whole chuck thing a rest yet >_
AceOfHalo
March 16th, 2006
11:22:30 PM CST
(0)
Stolen jokes also = 1
Esperante
March 16th, 2006
11:31:01 PM CST
(0)
the music is all it has going for it. This is a disgrace to chuck norris himself.
PadThai
March 16th, 2006
11:35:52 PM CST
(0)
1'd for Chuck Norris
bfirenzi
March 29th, 2006
2:04:14 AM CST
(0)
lololololololololololololololololol one.
BTape
March 31st, 2006
3:18:31 PM CST
(0)
Upvoted all of your sites. :)
mrupvoter
March 31st, 2006
3:26:06 PM CST
(0)
You got upvoted by Mr. Upvoter! (bonus: ALL of your sites got upvoted)
Ozone31
July 28th, 2006
12:29:48 PM CDT
(0)
why waste my time for some animated gif to go through them when i can just look at these old jokes on 1000 web sites?