Wood Dries Out!
Created on: March 15th, 2006
Wood Dries Out!
karndude 
billmayswood.ytmnd.com
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Billy Mays Mayhem

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LupinTheThird
March 15th, 2006
12:02:03 AM CST
(0)
LOL, a great "classic style" YTMND!
AngryGhandi
July 24th, 2007
11:48:55 PM CDT
(0)
It's got that classic charm.
Vzamm
March 13th, 2008
10:30:40 AM CDT
(0)
Firefox loves it: WOOOD Dries out!...Dries out...
CleverName
March 15th, 2006
12:04:03 AM CST
(0)
I smell a mod favorite in the future
templartau
March 21st, 2006
12:01:40 AM CST
(0)
lolz oxy clean
Hawkire
March 21st, 2006
12:03:59 AM CST
(0)
wooooood
lowcast
March 21st, 2006
12:04:03 AM CST
(0)
tis nice
MasterSitsu
March 21st, 2006
12:10:50 AM CST
(1)
this has such a nice rhythm. i love it.
pincone
March 21st, 2006
12:11:25 AM CST
(0)
The way YTMND used to be.
fuzzfase
March 21st, 2006
12:14:04 AM CST
(0)
classic style
KOOKYMANG
March 21st, 2006
12:16:40 AM CST
(1)
You fool. You just opened the WDO universe.
Mech
March 21st, 2006
12:18:38 AM CST
(0)
YES! Classic YTMND right here baby. You win.
machino
March 21st, 2006
12:19:35 AM CST
(0)
That guy is intense.
jpmoney2k1
March 21st, 2006
12:21:04 AM CST
(0)
sh*t, he looks like he can take on Chuck Norris
moheevi
March 21st, 2006
12:23:13 AM CST
(0)
as stated above, this is classic
MasterSitsu
March 21st, 2006
12:28:07 AM CST
(1)
that clip is gonna be so easy to remix.
VasTheStm
March 21st, 2006
12:30:56 AM CST
(0)
I LOATHE Billy Mays. I Swear to God if he yells at me to buy his Goddamned Oxy Clean one more time, Im going Timothy McVey On his Ass.
waluigi14
March 21st, 2006
12:31:21 AM CST
(0)
Sounds like: WOOO! DRI! ZAO!
SeANMcBAY
March 21st, 2006
1:03:58 AM CST
(0)
i like. needs to be remixed into a song.
penfold
March 21st, 2006
1:13:24 AM CST
(0)
much love for the classic style
rickster
March 21st, 2006
1:14:03 AM CST
(0)
not bad, although this was made 6 days ago.
azalea
March 21st, 2006
1:14:52 AM CST
(0)
Not only is it classic, but it's an awesome quote. Billy Mays saying that sentence all weird makes this.
CaptainObvious
March 21st, 2006
1:21:25 AM CST
(0)
I would have never guessed that. Also, that was not a pun.
boomaga
March 21st, 2006
1:21:38 AM CST
(0)
awesome Classic Style. (a little LOUDER plz)
KCCool
March 21st, 2006
1:30:13 AM CST
(0)
EVEN LACE!
BTape
March 21st, 2006
1:35:12 AM CST
(1)
You said it Billy. The sex is difficult. :(
loosemoose
March 21st, 2006
1:37:48 AM CST
(0)
lol i remember this guy on tv, so funny
elyk
March 21st, 2006
1:56:03 AM CST
(0)
VinnyWeapons has juvenile diabetes. Please send insulin.
instant-wisdom
March 21st, 2006
1:57:14 AM CST
(0)
ooOOOODRIIIIIZEEEELLLTT!
elladanorelrohir
March 21st, 2006
2:15:32 AM CST
(0)
Billy Mays is a stud.
thehyecircus
March 21st, 2006
2:19:04 AM CST
(0)
Best. Ever.
Kamon
March 21st, 2006
2:21:20 AM CST
(0)
I freakin' hate Billy Mayes.
RuBBa-cHiKiN
March 21st, 2006
2:31:44 AM CST
(0)
i sense a new fad!
Reinhart
March 21st, 2006
2:49:15 AM CST
(0)
Haha... I love how this completely loses meaning and starts sounding like a different language after about 10 repeats.
jp2m5
March 21st, 2006
3:00:10 AM CST
(0)
LOL SOMEONE MAKE A MUSIC REMIX NOW!!!!!
StrawberryPegasus
March 21st, 2006
3:33:35 AM CST
(0)
Fukk Billy Mays in the buttcheeks
RUSHMAN
March 21st, 2006
4:00:06 AM CST
(0)
rofl
stratos-the-bratos
March 21st, 2006
4:12:52 AM CST
(0)
someone make this into "cilit bang"-kinda song
BrokenDinosaur
March 21st, 2006
4:13:54 AM CST
(0)
100% for Billy Mays
orion44
March 21st, 2006
4:30:43 AM CST
(0)
billy mays is the man
SSgtTCZ
March 21st, 2006
4:41:56 AM CST
(0)
Ah, hypnotic.
jp2m5
March 21st, 2006
4:42:56 AM CST
(0)
Billy Mays here for... "Oxy-Clean!"
DeeWhy
March 21st, 2006
5:21:23 AM CST
(0)
Wooooood dries out!!!
uglbolly
March 21st, 2006
5:29:10 AM CST
(0)
KABOOM!
LadyAerowyn
March 21st, 2006
5:44:07 AM CST
(0)
KABOOM and it's CLEAN!
genkumon
March 21st, 2006
6:16:38 AM CST
(0)
A good old-fashioned YTMND.
PVDH
March 21st, 2006
7:32:23 AM CST
(0)
Woo trys out!
WowAceDude
March 21st, 2006
8:29:52 AM CST
(0)
Hahaha. Sweet as f*ck.
cambot
March 21st, 2006
9:25:26 AM CST
(0)
5
Cryptic
March 21st, 2006
9:47:31 AM CST
(0)
woooooood driez out!
thanatogenos
March 21st, 2006
10:05:37 AM CST
(0)
heheheh
Luuuke
March 21st, 2006
10:06:43 AM CST
(0)
Picture...sound...text. A singular focus, not a f*ggy short film.
DarthErik
March 21st, 2006
10:11:15 AM CST
(1)
I met Billy Mays at a local grocery store. I should make a YTMND of the pic of me with him. It was tits.
rm0099
March 21st, 2006
10:19:42 AM CST
(0)
Classic!
M1nKy
March 21st, 2006
10:23:16 AM CST
(0)
LOL. A true ytmnd.
JaziB
March 21st, 2006
10:28:09 AM CST
(0)
lol
CrazyRay
March 21st, 2006
10:33:41 AM CST
(0)
It's KABOOM, not Oxi-Clean
Maldor
March 21st, 2006
10:35:24 AM CST
(0)
XD
phire
March 21st, 2006
10:37:31 AM CST
(0)
win
SovietRussia
March 21st, 2006
10:39:45 AM CST
(0)
5 for old school goodness.
bmcd10
March 21st, 2006
10:54:16 AM CST
(0)
BIlly Mase is a brilliant inventor.
JBobek
March 21st, 2006
10:54:32 AM CST
(0)
its been said here, but: Picture, sound, text.
Speedy
March 21st, 2006
11:08:05 AM CST
(0)
It's just not a Billy Mays ad without the VOLUME UP AT ELEVEN OR TWELVE.
griffinator
March 21st, 2006
11:36:53 AM CST
(0)
YUO CAN DO IT!!!
Vinas
March 21st, 2006
11:48:33 AM CST
(0)
Am I lucky enough to live through a period of Billy Mays fadation?
shreknation
March 21st, 2006
1:13:47 PM CST
(0)
5 for a non-animated, simple ytmnd
flairflop
March 21st, 2006
1:15:20 PM CST
(0)
WOOOD DRIES OOOOUT!
pikeoff
March 21st, 2006
1:23:09 PM CST
(0)
lols
Supermanisme
March 21st, 2006
1:28:36 PM CST
(0)
new cillit bang?
kevin7676
March 21st, 2006
1:35:04 PM CST
(0)
can this somehow be mixed into a song
Adverb
March 21st, 2006
1:53:05 PM CST
(0)
Abusing nostalgia = transparent and lame
yourpenis
March 21st, 2006
1:54:53 PM CST
(0)
LMAO
Daltonofzeal2
March 21st, 2006
2:02:22 PM CST
(0)
Not bad.
Jerry
March 21st, 2006
2:09:37 PM CST
(0)
KABOOM!
Radant
March 21st, 2006
2:16:17 PM CST
(0)
lmao classic. this will be going through my head
Feuerfrei
March 21st, 2006
2:37:48 PM CST
(0)
can't stop listening, very nice, but wasn't he the old school wrestler Ravishing Rick Rude?
Deals
March 21st, 2006
2:39:50 PM CST
(0)
Wood dries out?! O RLY?
ChuckNorris007
March 21st, 2006
2:41:50 PM CST
(0)
Damn, guy above me beat me to "O RLY?" comment. NO WAI!!!
roq
March 21st, 2006
3:07:09 PM CST
(0)
I knew I recognized that name. This is the man who brought us the milk-shooting George Costanza. I liked that site from the first day.
syrvyx
March 21st, 2006
3:15:49 PM CST
(0)
woo hoo
echostrider
March 21st, 2006
3:19:43 PM CST
(0)
WEWD DRIES OWT
duckedtapedemon
March 21st, 2006
3:22:18 PM CST
(0)
WHO WOULD TRY ZOUT!
Pyromonkey
March 21st, 2006
3:26:35 PM CST
(0)
Mr. Look-at-this!
teleloe
March 21st, 2006
3:27:02 PM CST
(0)
LMFAO
ChrisLovesYou
March 21st, 2006
3:27:56 PM CST
(0)
Demands a funky beat to be placed in the background
Itami
March 21st, 2006
3:28:00 PM CST
(0)
Mine doesn't...
Kartoffel
March 21st, 2006
3:42:23 PM CST
(1)
My Wood will probably dry out when I'm middle aged.
Cdv12084
March 21st, 2006
3:58:18 PM CST
(0)
I can't believe it took this long for Billy Mays to grace YTMND, nor that I didn't think about it first...
Adino
March 21st, 2006
4:03:12 PM CST
(0)
lol
Mech
March 21st, 2006
4:05:20 PM CST
(0)
I can't wait till the alt accounts get deleted and this gets into the top 5.
Cloner
March 21st, 2006
4:07:16 PM CST
(0)
wooOOOOOD dries out!
TheMadMonkey
March 21st, 2006
4:13:17 PM CST
(0)
if only the audio where slightly louder, it'd be perfect.
innocentbystander
March 21st, 2006
4:18:07 PM CST
(0)
Classic and funny.
echo-of-oblivion
March 21st, 2006
4:20:59 PM CST
(0)
this > most of the top 5
guitar2005sn
March 21st, 2006
4:22:39 PM CST
(0)
Billy Mays = l337
BullwinkleB
March 21st, 2006
4:25:11 PM CST
(0)
holy sh*t. thats pimp lol
TastyLobster
March 21st, 2006
4:25:59 PM CST
(0)
WooooOOOOOOOD
Master
March 21st, 2006
4:35:17 PM CST
(0)
ha ha ha Billy Mayes is so annoying!
DaChazman
March 21st, 2006
4:44:57 PM CST
(0)
This is pretty much what all the classic 2004 YTMNDs are like. Anyway, I like it.
orangedog
March 21st, 2006
4:48:20 PM CST
(0)
I f*cking hate that guy
astrosecret
March 21st, 2006
4:56:52 PM CST
(0)
4 because i wish it was animated gif
Mech
March 21st, 2006
5:02:26 PM CST
(0)
"4 because i wish it was animated gif" Kill yourself.
Warlock
March 21st, 2006
5:07:50 PM CST
(0)
I'm beginning to five old school ytmnds on principle.
damon
March 21st, 2006
5:16:25 PM CST
(0)
For the next show... I'd like to bring you back to the classics! :D
moonbunnychan
March 21st, 2006
5:39:33 PM CST
(0)
It's almost hypnotizing to listen to @_@
spuds
March 21st, 2006
6:03:10 PM CST
(0)
lmao
Faunis
March 21st, 2006
6:05:37 PM CST
(0)
Does anybody actually buy his stuff? Or does he just like being on TV?
OmniIcyshelf
March 21st, 2006
6:20:12 PM CST
(0)
That is the most annoying man in existence.
Eddie5150
March 21st, 2006
6:20:19 PM CST
(0)
I love it. Classic YTMND
deadlymog2000
March 21st, 2006
6:23:20 PM CST
(0)
KILL BILLY MAYS RIGHT NOW!
asmoron
March 21st, 2006
6:43:18 PM CST
(0)
You robbed me Potato :(
tuffstuff
March 21st, 2006
6:45:22 PM CST
(0)
not sure whats so funny about the truth?
fineyoungknives
March 21st, 2006
6:45:48 PM CST
(0)
BEST
BLT
March 21st, 2006
7:06:45 PM CST
(0)
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD dries out!
dunsparce
March 21st, 2006
7:21:25 PM CST
(0)
5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5'D
WalterPeck
March 21st, 2006
7:30:09 PM CST
(0)
bwaahahahahahahahaha
TheGreatMightyPoo
March 21st, 2006
7:35:15 PM CST
(0)
Classic YTMND style, and funny to boot. Perfection. 5'd.
SirLemming
March 21st, 2006
7:42:32 PM CST
(0)
Awesome.
Sniper-Wolf
March 21st, 2006
8:21:00 PM CST
(0)
Wooooood dries out! xD
youspoonybard
March 21st, 2006
8:22:26 PM CST
(0)
winnar
kamaaina
March 21st, 2006
8:23:47 PM CST
(0)
Absolutely great. This may be my #1 favorite YTMND of all time.
Vitius
March 21st, 2006
8:47:43 PM CST
(0)
lol, woooood dries out!
elsuperjudio
March 21st, 2006
8:51:27 PM CST
(0)
so annoying, and classic.
kwsn
March 21st, 2006
9:08:05 PM CST
(0)
Don't try to use other YTMNDs to "market" this, it stands alone just fine. What you're doing cheapens it.
TheSnatch
March 21st, 2006
9:11:47 PM CST
(0)
WooooooooooooD dries out... Bwahahaha. Definately needs to be mixed into a song.
brucedlx
March 21st, 2006
9:13:27 PM CST
(0)
I think this guy just likes making an a$$ of himself in front of people.
scrotoTbaggins
March 21st, 2006
9:14:01 PM CST
(0)
old skool
altereifersucht
March 21st, 2006
9:16:47 PM CST
(0)
Sounds asian
jndcp21
March 21st, 2006
9:26:33 PM CST
(0)
OK! OK! JUST DONT SHOOT ME!
DAMURDOC
March 21st, 2006
9:43:01 PM CST
(0)
i dont usually like those kind of YTMNDS but this one made me lawl
arthas
March 21st, 2006
9:49:43 PM CST
(0)
lollololololololol thats funny sh*t
kirbymaster5
March 21st, 2006
10:29:07 PM CST
(0)
So big So bold So be ready
b00n
March 21st, 2006
10:43:12 PM CST
(0)
ireallylikemusic
March 21st, 2006
11:09:17 PM CST
(0)
LOL SOUNDS ASIAN
nullifiedglory
March 21st, 2006
11:26:49 PM CST
(0)
I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING! IT TOOK A TOTAL OF 10 MINUTES FOR ME TO QUIT! GOD!!! YOU NEED TO BE TOP 10 / Mod Favorite! That is too f*cking funny!
galaxhood
March 21st, 2006
11:51:33 PM CST
(0)
wood
Mech
March 22nd, 2006
12:11:59 AM CST
(0)
"Don't try to use other YTMNDs to "market" this, it stands alone just fine. What you're doing cheapens it." Uh... please.. take a knife, and stab yourself in the face. You're way too stupid to live.
imNIck
March 22nd, 2006
3:00:13 PM CST
(0)
yes it does
robelanator
March 24th, 2006
8:01:20 AM CST
(0)
Awesome. Just....awesome.
elyk
April 26th, 2006
4:08:39 AM CDT
(0)
Still the best YTMND evar!~!!111one
Mugification
May 20th, 2006
4:43:40 PM CDT
(0)
MORE WOOD IS NEEDED SIRE!
DarkTree
June 29th, 2006
10:45:20 PM CDT
(0)
god damn billy mays...you cannot be destroyed.
SSgtTCZ
July 1st, 2006
10:31:30 AM CDT
(0)
I could listen to this all day.
munkytec
July 4th, 2006
6:42:48 PM CDT
(0)
I'M HAVING DIFFICULTY CONTROLLING THE VOLUME OF MY VOICE
faultysynapses
July 8th, 2006
1:50:24 AM CDT
(0)
It's been said before but....I love the classic style!
davidpack01
July 8th, 2006
11:27:38 AM CDT
(0)
woooud
zenigata1
July 8th, 2006
5:24:59 PM CDT
(0)
This guy scares me
Ell373
July 9th, 2006
10:48:51 PM CDT
(0)
its true, u need teh moist wood
CaptainRescue
July 10th, 2006
6:51:06 PM CDT
(0)
Zounds!
ILikeFish
July 11th, 2006
10:23:18 AM CDT
(-1)
this guy STOLE this sit from me. I posted this yesterday (about 12 hours ago) and I come online today to see a blatent rip-off. http://billymayes.ytmnd.com/ I'm so pissed right now
ILikeFish
July 11th, 2006
10:28:39 AM CDT
(-1)
hmm. . .guess I should've checked the date of creation first. oh well, I'm still pissed though. I didn't find it on search yesterday.
Kaioshin
July 15th, 2006
2:26:40 PM CDT
(0)
Now THIS is a YTMND.
wilfordbrimley
July 26th, 2006
8:09:19 PM CDT
(0)
I have diabetes
wok7
July 31st, 2006
10:44:59 PM CDT
(0)
Indeed it does :(
sarlaque
August 6th, 2006
2:08:26 AM CDT
(0)
Oh no, sh*t! What can I do against that?
zobobob
August 7th, 2006
12:46:34 AM CDT
(0)
classic FTW
Niloc14
August 12th, 2006
12:33:11 PM CDT
(0)
Woooooooooooood dries out!
sexymofo
August 20th, 2006
5:20:26 PM CDT
(-1)
you fail, please try again ^_^
stuckinmyzipper
August 31st, 2006
12:49:34 AM CDT
(0)
Classic YTMNDs give me woooooooooooood!
cooldude12w
September 4th, 2006
1:43:42 PM CDT
(0)
I love it @_@
TetrisAnarchist
September 5th, 2006
2:34:40 PM CDT
(0)
It is green.
Aurex
September 25th, 2006
11:25:39 PM CDT
(0)
Something about this makes me want to give it 4. But every time I brong my cursor to click the 4th star, I am given reason to give it 5.
TaintMasterMitch
September 28th, 2006
6:20:04 PM CDT
(0)
Still great.
ps3fool
October 19th, 2006
5:39:06 AM CDT
(0)
the voice makes me 5. it's the reincarnation of steve irwin.
GregGumballs
November 12th, 2006
8:41:27 PM CST
(0)
one of my favs...ever
PrivatePwnage
July 24th, 2007
11:46:54 PM CDT
(0)
best ytmnd in history
gamekid
July 24th, 2007
11:57:16 PM CDT
(0)
You can hold down the "W" button for continuous drying.
DarthWang
November 4th, 2007
10:47:55 AM CST
(0)
6
Walter-Peck
November 10th, 2007
9:34:49 PM CST
(0)
Magnificent.
NESer
October 5th, 2008
2:20:54 AM CDT
(0)
OOD DRIES OUT, OOD DRIES OUT, OOD DRIES OUT, OOD DRIES OUT
Cliffington88
July 11th, 2009
9:45:24 PM CDT
(1)
first comment since billy mays died