Christian Creationism, Taught by Professor Giraffenstein (Educational)
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http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/ (I put together the GIF)
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Chav-Slayer
March 9th, 2006
3:41:54 PM CST
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It's the last one that makes this a 5. HAHAHAHAHA!!!
sideon
March 9th, 2006
3:42:06 PM CST
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LOL! im christian and found this hilariously ludicrous
CommieWerewolf
March 9th, 2006
6:34:48 PM CST
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Wow...just wow...the sad thing is that this isn't a joke. D: Damned creationalists >
KwaiChangCaine
March 9th, 2006
6:35:28 PM CST
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Wow, christians are infinately stupid...
topace3000
March 9th, 2006
6:37:37 PM CST
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Even though you got it from a humor site, it's still hilarious. 5.
KangarooKirby
March 9th, 2006
6:38:27 PM CST
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That website is fake. Go to Jack Chick's page for *genuine* lunacy.
mantenna
March 9th, 2006
6:40:39 PM CST
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LOL, dumb fundies.
VinnyWeapons
March 9th, 2006
6:41:59 PM CST
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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.
Youareindeedthemanno
March 9th, 2006
6:42:30 PM CST
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I bet im the only one who gets the signifigance of the "Pepper" the moth joke
DisgustingHobbit
March 9th, 2006
6:42:40 PM CST
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As a Chisrtian, I'd just like to say that Creationists can get a bit wacky. They honestly deserve to eb laughed at a bit. 5
Akrady
March 9th, 2006
6:43:04 PM CST
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How the f*ck did that furrie get his PHD?
Fifster
March 9th, 2006
6:44:39 PM CST
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sloooow down. Also, the Objective Ministries stuff is getting old.
wieners
March 9th, 2006
6:46:53 PM CST
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Love it. http://objectiveministries.org/kidz/giraffenstein.swf is where the flash animation is at.
forty4
March 9th, 2006
6:48:19 PM CST
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Actually, there is still dispute over whether or not animals ever ate eachother...
steakNcheese
March 9th, 2006
6:48:46 PM CST
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f*cking dumbasses. Who would teach their children this sh*t?
fourest
March 9th, 2006
6:49:16 PM CST
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Solidsnake2085
March 9th, 2006
6:51:13 PM CST
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Alittle to fast to read everything
mattcruise
March 9th, 2006
6:55:00 PM CST
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DAMN MY INABILITY TO MAKE GIF'S, I KEPT ME OFF THE UP AND COMING. I already did one of these, the T-rex one.
billybones
March 9th, 2006
7:45:18 PM CST
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That site is hilarious.
ashpoop
March 9th, 2006
11:11:48 PM CST
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Talk about taking the bible LITERALLY.Man,I believe in God but its a f*cking book.Sheesh.
ascidus
June 11th, 2006
1:07:47 PM CDT
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Objective: Ministries lol
ptkfgsiwillupvoteyou
June 20th, 2006
4:36:57 PM CDT
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f*ck christians
Rhombus
July 20th, 2006
8:19:19 PM CDT
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Children, do bear in mind the site's a parody.
Rhombus
July 20th, 2006
8:21:19 PM CDT
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Oh would you look at that? It went from 4.01 to 3.98.
poopypants26
July 30th, 2006
7:22:38 AM CDT
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although this is indeed a humour site, this is what creationists actually believe.
TacoGeddon
August 3rd, 2006
6:23:07 AM CDT
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Website is not fake http://objectiveministries.org/ Creationists are worse than scientologists!
TacoGeddon
August 3rd, 2006
6:24:34 AM CDT
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I wouldn't know whether or not the site is a humour site...I mean...creationists follow some crazy things.
Rhombus
August 4th, 2006
7:43:30 AM CDT
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TacoGeddon how does posting the link make your point any more true?
Rhombus
August 4th, 2006
7:44:58 AM CDT
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Type the website into any search engine and you'll find all sorts of evidence proclaiming it's falsity.
ShiftEsc
September 11th, 2006
2:00:26 AM CDT
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lol
WAFFLEZ
September 11th, 2006
2:01:22 AM CDT
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Type it's into any search engine and you'll find that its meaning is not in line with how you used it. Burn.
KoltoCubus
September 16th, 2006
1:35:26 PM CDT
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5 for the pwnage
moonface
September 16th, 2006
1:37:28 PM CDT
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horray for fundamentalism [/sarcasm]
petor
September 16th, 2006
1:52:32 PM CDT
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this is scary.
Patriotic
September 17th, 2006
9:27:57 PM CDT
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christians are horrifying. Am I the only one who thinks their logic is astoundingly immature? Its like arguing with a 4 year old. They've always got the answer to everything! Its all in the bible! Get the f*ck off our planet, whackjobs.
jakeman
September 18th, 2006
2:59:35 PM CDT
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^ that's a truly ignorant and moronic thing to say.... why does everyone hate christians? why do you hate someone who has the goal of saving your soul in mind? and, get off YOUR planet? last i checked, this planet belonged to everyone, not just people of a certain religion (atheism is a religion, by the way, belief in no god. that's why it's called atheism)
Motu
September 22nd, 2006
10:23:23 PM CDT
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research or it didn't happen
Motu
September 22nd, 2006
10:25:26 PM CDT
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Oh, come on guys, its's from a parody site but this is what they actually say.
Atzel
December 2nd, 2006
11:43:45 AM CST
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http://objectiveministries.org is however a parody site, so it's not that horrific. It does mirror some really scary thinking, however. These kinds of people can't be reasoned with, whatever you try, they'll just pull something even more ridicules out of thier *ss to justify thier claims.
sleepr
December 13th, 2006
9:44:23 AM CST
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omg jakeman is being "persecuted" lolz
sleepr
December 13th, 2006
9:44:57 AM CST
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nice ytmnd, chemicals from the butt!
REGomega
December 16th, 2006
6:32:00 PM CST
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"Wow, christians are infinitely stupid" sort of like the people who are ignorant or prejudiced enough to think Christians believe this.
FreakyStyley
February 5th, 2007
7:00:35 PM CST
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Christianity: Creationist -"I don't understand something. GOD MUST HAVE DONE IT" Intelligent Human -"We've discovered what caused this phenomenon. It wasn't God." Creationist - "OMFG NO WAI"
FreakyStyley
February 5th, 2007
7:01:39 PM CST
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PS: I'm pretty sure Dinosaurs died a LITTLE longer than "4000 years ago". Also, they didn't die from the great flood. I hate Christians. LOLOLOLz
KillGagenNoah
August 31st, 2007
9:57:46 AM CDT
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It's websites like these that make me glad my Viking ancestors killed hundreds of thousands of Christians.
nonoyawns
July 28th, 2009
11:34:10 PM CDT
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Now THATS what to teach your gullible children.