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March 9th, 2006

8:12:01 AM CST

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this is just a news page. dont upvote it too much, okay kids?

March 9th, 2006

8:31:51 AM CST

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I only upvote sites like this to spread the message. Participants need to know the deadline you've set up.

March 9th, 2006

9:09:53 AM CST

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Too late it's already on U&C I think I'm just submitting one. Unless I can think of something better.

wee

March 9th, 2006

9:26:08 AM CST

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Sitsu in case you didn't see my last post I'll be leaving till late March... you can find me at http://www.expage.com/cheeezemusic and sign the guestbook :)

wee

March 9th, 2006

9:49:41 AM CST

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BTW nice dew puns...I'll be going now trying to get my IRC to work until I get PS in late march

March 9th, 2006

10:05:07 AM CST

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I feel special. 3'd (to even things out, by request)

March 9th, 2006

10:07:54 AM CST

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...maybe I just shouldn't have voted.

cheekygirl

March 9th, 2006

10:43:43 AM CST

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lol we're all winners

Dux00rs

March 9th, 2006

12:35:39 PM CST

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^ loser talk

KtuluCJ77

March 9th, 2006

1:23:03 PM CST

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I'll try. So, what's the secret to not having site ratings slip down and down rather than ever staying high or going even higher. Mine just go down continuously it seems. I guess just make better sites eh?

Spotz

March 9th, 2006

3:29:41 PM CST

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That man is my FRIEND.

March 9th, 2006

6:00:30 PM CST

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spread the word :)

VinnyWeapons

March 9th, 2006

6:45:06 PM CST

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The Robots have taken me. Please send help.

dasrik

March 10th, 2006

12:38:56 AM CST

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dunno if i'm an official part, but i will do all i can

stratos-the-bratos

March 10th, 2006

8:13:41 AM CST

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i'm curios. how do you find all the dew sites that are competing?

gosox2005

March 10th, 2006

1:49:10 PM CST

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You gonna tell us who were the judges when it's all over?

March 10th, 2006

6:26:29 PM CST

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Dew date keeps getting lowered. I guess it was too long, but 3 more days seems about right.

steelydan

March 11th, 2006

9:25:26 AM CST

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i love dew!! (my stuff is tiled now, sorry O.o )

March 11th, 2006

3:26:52 PM CST

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My N loop has been improved. I think it's just right now. :)

March 11th, 2006

9:04:16 PM CST

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I'm helping to stop the upvote! :) Anyway, this is a great contest. Hope you and your panel of expert judges make the right choice. I BETTER LAUGH AT THE WINNERS!!

NeoMatrixClt

March 13th, 2006

9:48:17 PM CST

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12 minutes till!

March 13th, 2006

10:04:04 PM CST

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*DING*

Mugification

March 14th, 2006

10:48:02 PM CST

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that soldier's a damn commie

inkdrinker

March 15th, 2006

12:54:50 AM CST

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In all fairness, though, I do imagine I coulda got a contest to do a lot more than the inkdrinker contest if I wasn't held back by legions of haters and that whole "megalomaniac" rep I had to live up to.

March 15th, 2006

6:12:59 AM CST

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^ HAHAHAHAHA!!

OtisWild

March 15th, 2006

4:05:07 PM CST

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D'oh, missed it :p

YourTheCoconutMan

March 19th, 2006

5:07:12 PM CST

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someone told me to post this somewhere on your site, I can't remember if I already did, so sorry if I'm being annoying: http://testfries.ytmnd.com/

cheekygirl

March 19th, 2006

10:16:54 PM CST

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monday as in midnight? as in 45 minutes? lol

March 19th, 2006

10:28:08 PM CST

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Damn, that's going to be an excruciating ten days.

March 19th, 2006

10:43:13 PM CST

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i've left it for the judges themselves to out themselves if they wish. some might, some might not, depending on if they want to put up with whining from those who dont win/dont like our choices.

xxblindchildxx

March 19th, 2006

11:10:03 PM CST

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woo! my site isnt there! that means I must be in the top 15. excellent choices btw...lamination was one of my favs.

March 19th, 2006

11:11:22 PM CST

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WOO, NUMBER 19!

elladanorelrohir

March 19th, 2006

11:17:18 PM CST

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Reporting but not upvoting as requested. See you all at midnight tomorrow!

March 19th, 2006

11:18:46 PM CST

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no. that was then. you are free to upvote now. thanks.

Derk

March 19th, 2006

11:29:07 PM CST

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Sweet. Number 20!

elladanorelrohir

March 19th, 2006

11:29:34 PM CST

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Ack! Ne'er mind, upvoted. I'm like the retarded private that you're not allowed to discharge because of "discrimination" fears.

March 20th, 2006

12:11:22 AM CST

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i hope those who have placed will support their Dew Army brethren vote-wise

March 20th, 2006

12:49:57 AM CST

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Those are all funnier than mine, now I'm bitter.

March 20th, 2006

1:10:38 AM CST

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Yeah, this is a great idea for dewarmyupdate. I got pretty annoyed when I had to type in the E! site url.

March 20th, 2006

1:21:32 AM CST

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that's 11 e's.

March 20th, 2006

11:52:09 AM CST

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dew army contest just became dew army month. ftw

March 20th, 2006

12:01:33 PM CST

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Hmmm I still have a chance!!!

March 20th, 2006

12:07:13 PM CST

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I think my image might have screwed my chances.....

March 20th, 2006

1:57:38 PM CST

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well fake Max, we just went with what was funny. it isnt about being a fan of the music, but in these specific instances, the connection of metal to a mundane image was the kind of ridiculous we like.

March 20th, 2006

2:13:40 PM CST

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DoktorS03, you are spot-on. It's not particularly the style of music, but it's the inherent juxtaposition it offers that can work really really well.

AskAak

March 20th, 2006

2:39:04 PM CST

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Dew Month!

March 20th, 2006

2:46:22 PM CST

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i called it 'MARCH of the dew army' for a reason, you know.

March 20th, 2006

3:44:34 PM CST

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Wow, I didn't catch that. Great sites 20-16, I'm still expecting my site to be up there. Brown was my favorite of the five. (Upvoted)

March 20th, 2006

11:09:58 PM CST

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YAY, I got another one in the top 20! Even takes up the same part of the page as the last one, awesome!

March 20th, 2006

11:27:22 PM CST

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Heh. These were okay. :)

March 20th, 2006

11:30:17 PM CST

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Now I'm bitterer, especially since the "achooo" one was just like one of my entries. Oh well, congrats to all those better than me.

machino

March 20th, 2006

11:34:51 PM CST

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Badass.

elladanorelrohir

March 20th, 2006

11:51:41 PM CST

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Aw man, these are better than mine. Ah well, there comes a time in every man's life when he finally realizes he will never play professional baseball.

March 21st, 2006

12:44:53 AM CST

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so your only doing one tomorrow? Its says only #10 tomorrow

March 21st, 2006

12:48:25 AM CST

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thats right. #10 tomorrow. top 10 sites each get a day of glory for their efforts.

ScndPistonHonda

March 21st, 2006

4:03:54 AM CST

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Achooo is probably the best dew site ever.

motis

March 21st, 2006

7:14:53 AM CST

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"Achooo" is just the funniest damn thing ever and "Rake Me" is pure genius. Hats off.

tehpwner2

March 21st, 2006

7:19:58 AM CST

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:( I had a good one to enter aswell!! :(:(:( I was gonna post it tomorrow.

March 21st, 2006

9:36:50 AM CST

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Nice choices! I'm curious though. Who were the members that were judging other than you? Just wondering...

thehyecircus

March 21st, 2006

1:04:21 PM CST

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Dew Army is horrible. This was the worst thing to ever hit YTMND. I hope you are happy you inspired terrible YTMNDs and added to the server-load and eventual destruction of the site again. GOOD JOB!

March 21st, 2006

1:38:57 PM CST

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thehyecircus is a big baby.

March 21st, 2006

1:46:57 PM CST

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Doktor, ScndPiston, etc show exactly why judging was so subjective.

March 21st, 2006

1:51:25 PM CST

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2nd half of thehyecircus' post is especially funny. i suppose thats why max called told me it was the best contest ytmnd ever had, and donated tshirts for the cause. guess he really appreciates me killing the server and ytmnd.

lazyjoeytmnd

March 21st, 2006

3:51:39 PM CST

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i guess its pretty safe to say that thehyecircus got his *ss served

Votey

March 21st, 2006

4:40:49 PM CST

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This means you found eleven things that are better than ACHOOO? Not possible.

Mech

March 21st, 2006

4:44:42 PM CST

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"2nd half of thehyecircus' post is especially funny. i suppose thats why max called told me it was the best contest ytmnd ever had, and donated tshirts for the cause. guess he really appreciates me killing the server and ytmnd." Lol owned.

March 21st, 2006

5:00:08 PM CST

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I sure hope there are 10 better sites than Achooo. That site sucks really really really bad. I like you Master, I do but some of these have really sucked so far. I think it helps to appreciate the song behind the dew.

March 21st, 2006

5:01:44 PM CST

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I think contests/challenges are fun for YTMND. This one was pretty cool. I hope the top 10 are better

March 21st, 2006

5:03:36 PM CST

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I never thought "dew" was actually that good to begin with but Sitsu has some other funny ones.

March 21st, 2006

5:09:48 PM CST

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YTMND t-shirts? There are t-shirts?

March 21st, 2006

5:33:57 PM CST

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Are the t shirts gonna die when they hit water like they did before?

AskAak

March 21st, 2006

6:11:49 PM CST

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Congrats to 11-15, good stuff. - I had an idea for a contest, you pick like 5 or 6 old crappy sites and the challenge is to create new sites using text/image/sound from only those sites. Or maybe adding something new too.

Fleeflicker

March 21st, 2006

7:12:28 PM CST

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Ah-ha, I got you Mastersitsu, kinda like a 1 day tribute then eh, ok. :), thought you were just gonna dish out winners.. better this way neways, suspense rocks.

Teh-Ravage

March 21st, 2006

7:14:57 PM CST

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This contest sucked. It spawned waaay too may dumbass sites.

csartanis

March 21st, 2006

7:25:16 PM CST

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lawl

el-communist-voter

March 21st, 2006

7:29:24 PM CST

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in this communist land every vote is equal. no fives, no ones, just threes.

March 21st, 2006

8:15:06 PM CST

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"This contest sucked. It spawned waaay too may dumbass sites." - unlike every other fad, amirite?

March 21st, 2006

8:17:32 PM CST

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and b00n, will all respect, your 'dew' site, 'irans so far away' was done 7 times before you did it, so forgive me for not really taking your critique very seriously.

March 21st, 2006

9:07:27 PM CST

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"Rape Me" totally doesn't sound like "Rake Me". I tried to convince myself, but I just couldn't. I don't expect my site to make the top 10 anymore, because these are all the same. All simple. No extras. No... racism.

March 21st, 2006

9:14:56 PM CST

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it sounds like 'rake me' to us. but like i said, dew armys are totally subjective. but i dont see though how you think thats a stretch but 'robbin skittles' isnt?

March 21st, 2006

9:21:38 PM CST

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i dont know what you mean by 'extras' though - you mean photoshopped image ones? because i do admit that ones that were more visually contrived, when we specifically asked for something SIMPLE, overall did not do as well.

March 21st, 2006

9:23:56 PM CST

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It's probably just me, or probably just cause I've heard "Rape Me" a million times. It sounds like "Rape Me" and mine sounds like "Robbin' Skittles". I can't hear either one as anything else.

March 21st, 2006

9:25:46 PM CST

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i cant argue what you hear and what you dont hear. but i'm asking contestants to not get too upset if they dont place, considering NO Dew Army site exactly takes up an evening to make.

March 21st, 2006

9:26:39 PM CST

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I think USUALLY you can find more originality in things with more complexity. The description for "Rake Me" could say "...or else." You know, little quirky things.

March 21st, 2006

9:28:07 PM CST

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And I won't be upset if I lose because I never expect to place in anything. It keeps me happier that way. :)

March 21st, 2006

9:30:48 PM CST

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Has this Jewy type of Dew site been done to death or done at all? Audio "is real" with the text "Israel"?

March 21st, 2006

9:59:59 PM CST

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^in regards to el-communist-voter...it seems as though there are a growing number of people now trying to gain popularity by leaving the same comment on as many sites as they can.

March 21st, 2006

10:02:30 PM CST

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i just noticed vinnyweaponss also...alt vinnyweapons accounts seem to be quite popular...i will admit though, ive chuckled at a few of them

March 21st, 2006

10:18:56 PM CST

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Mastersh*tsu, dude.... did I even submit the Iran so far away? I didn't make that for this contest, I just didnt like the way the original creator made it so I improved it. u shoudl take what i say seriously because i f*cking rule

March 21st, 2006

10:20:01 PM CST

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I couldnt make one of these sites anyway; I don't misinterpret lyrics I guess.

March 21st, 2006

11:28:40 PM CST

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yeah sitsu what's with the hold up GOSH ;)

March 21st, 2006

11:31:43 PM CST

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Did my entry get submitted anyway? I made a comment but no one even said anything. And its 12:30 master :P

frodoninefingers

March 22nd, 2006

12:03:06 AM CST

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I love the Doktors sites

March 22nd, 2006

12:18:17 AM CST

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my life for the past hour and twenty minutes: refresh*refresh*refresh*refresh.......

Fleeflicker

March 22nd, 2006

12:22:26 AM CST

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IMPORTANT NOTICE: MasterSitsu died at 11:57 EST on Tuesday March 21st, 2006. We are forever refreshed.

March 22nd, 2006

12:40:10 AM CST

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^sh*t and my flux capacitor broke just yesterday.

March 22nd, 2006

12:41:16 AM CST

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haha i said that at the exact moment that my own site was put on as number ten...oh irony

March 22nd, 2006

12:42:01 AM CST

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funny that skatevans has left that comment since it was his site going up tonight. sorry gang, a friend unexpectedly returned from japan with Apple flavored Kit-Kats for me to sample.

March 22nd, 2006

12:45:54 AM CST

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ualue. oh well. consider us Dew fundamentalists. there ARE a few controversial/different choices on the way though. and b00n, i'll keep it in mind for the future, bro.

March 22nd, 2006

12:48:00 AM CST

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#10 is skatevans99's. we liked this site i think because while its simple, that picture is just perfect, and the fact that this loop was left to go on, the 'darling ewe' really made it. also, i f*ck sheep.

Eclipse

March 22nd, 2006

12:49:39 AM CST

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hahahaha i hadn't seen this one before. classic.

money-hat

March 22nd, 2006

1:12:27 AM CST

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Hey. What were the #20- #11 sites? I missed the updates of this page. Is the list somewhere else?

Derk

March 22nd, 2006

1:12:53 AM CST

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With all these good "DEW" sites, I wonder how my http://a-tack.ytmnd.com/ and http://thataintright.ytmnd.com/ would have done in this contest. Oh well.

March 22nd, 2006

1:13:10 AM CST

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K thanks master I wasn't making a big deal about it but thanks for the info. :)

money-hat

March 22nd, 2006

1:16:08 AM CST

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whoops.. Info requested is in the description line. Ignore my previous comment

March 22nd, 2006

1:17:50 AM CST

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Derk, i believe 'a tack' would have done really well.

demsthenes

March 22nd, 2006

1:49:42 AM CST

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good, but it was totally obvious...

Votey

March 22nd, 2006

10:50:46 AM CST

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I waited until after the contest to make this, it just wouldn't have been fair to everyone else... rodsrod.ytmnd.com

Speedy

March 22nd, 2006

12:18:27 PM CST

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I may as well pack it in now, not a chance in hell I made it.

St205

March 22nd, 2006

1:43:52 PM CST

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Dew army FTW...hehe. We need to have more contests like this,such as Dew army 2.

March 22nd, 2006

5:43:50 PM CST

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thanks Goneja for the sponsorship - however it wasnt really necessary - the link to site was in max's news post.

Goneja

March 22nd, 2006

5:53:28 PM CST

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lol didn't even notice. still good though

Bodominjarvi

September 20th, 2007

7:03:48 PM CDT

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F*g

Adrenachrome

March 22nd, 2006

8:09:36 PM CST

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I didnt see #10, sucks I missed it, it's great

mrpibbs

March 22nd, 2006

8:41:45 PM CST

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-1 for dew army shi'ite.

badboybadd

March 22nd, 2006

8:45:11 PM CST

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"thanks Goneja for the sponsorship - however it wasnt really necessary - the link to site was in max's news post." lol, PWNT

March 22nd, 2006

11:00:49 PM CST

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shuttup badboy nobody reads what Max writes

March 22nd, 2006

11:05:39 PM CST

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buttons...lame...

March 22nd, 2006

11:06:42 PM CST

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bitch bitch bitch.

March 22nd, 2006

11:08:01 PM CST

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b00n, will you PLEASE PLEASE start a contest so i can complain? :P

March 22nd, 2006

11:11:22 PM CST

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nobody would participate in my contest. You did an excellent job setting up this contest my man I just don't like the winners :)

Peepsalot

March 22nd, 2006

11:12:00 PM CST

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Buttons, nice. http://ridindirtylol.ytmnd.com/

March 22nd, 2006

11:12:29 PM CST

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hey SItsu, do you have the Predator 2 DVD?

March 22nd, 2006

11:17:58 PM CST

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Ask and you shall receive: http://ytmndcontest.ytmnd.com

March 22nd, 2006

11:32:11 PM CST

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dude, b00n, how can you not think that buttons is appropriate for a winning spot? omfg its like...exactly what a dew army site should be like. its seriously my favorite one of all the ones i have seen i was half expecting it to be in the top 5.

March 22nd, 2006

11:33:38 PM CST

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but seriously, what dew army sites do you think should be on top? im curious to know what you consider winning material.

March 22nd, 2006

11:42:27 PM CST

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I dunno...i think its funny when the song is recognizable... 2 that arent "dewish" that I liked were the ZZZZZZZZZZ and the hyphen one. hose in this house is good. I'm glad snooooooooooooooooop made it

March 23rd, 2006

12:20:43 AM CST

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I've been noticing that every site that has placed so far was nowhere to be found under the contest entries. Maybe I passed over one or two, but I was looking at nearly every site. *shrug* Glad to see some "new" sites, though.

March 23rd, 2006

12:45:14 AM CST

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I feel less of a man, knowing my lame entries did not make anywhere near this list quality. I would go kill myself like myspace suicide, but it's an internet web contest, so I know there are better things on the horizon. Plus the world has to offer alco

March 23rd, 2006

12:46:22 AM CST

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alcohol and naked women. I think I'll be alright.

roq

March 23rd, 2006

6:46:47 AM CST

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lol, centralbandit you've made my day, thank you.

March 23rd, 2006

8:47:57 AM CST

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Btape - use the 'find on this page' feature. every one of those sites were properly entered on dewarmy.ytmnd.com

March 23rd, 2006

8:48:58 AM CST

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"i think its funny when the song is recognizable" - sometimes thats true, but there were a lot of entries such as 'bathroom on the right' and 'kiss this guy' where the problem is EVERYONE has heard of those misheard lyrics.

Upkateer2LT

March 23rd, 2006

12:20:34 PM CST

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uncreative

moheevi

March 23rd, 2006

1:06:44 PM CST

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^ hey wha happenned? my buttlove ytmnd is probably not going to make th e list...o well

March 23rd, 2006

1:38:17 PM CST

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Ok I see the dillemma: a recognizable song wont be funny because everybody knows the misheard lyric. agreed. that doesnt mean a lesser known song is funny because its a new misheard lyric not yet discovered...just means the song sucks and nobody has he

March 23rd, 2006

1:39:32 PM CST

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...and nobody has heard it therefore making the dew site not funny and as sucky as the song itself.

March 23rd, 2006

1:40:46 PM CST

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in conclusion: a lot of these dew sites are NOT funny because the songs are just not popular. I could make up a stupid song and form some misheard lyric and it would probably be top 10.

March 23rd, 2006

1:41:51 PM CST

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what made your dew site funny? the freaking song itself was funny and didn't need to be recognizable.

March 23rd, 2006

2:29:54 PM CST

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anyone who thinks a lesser known song automatically 'sucks' doesnt deserve my response. sorry.

March 23rd, 2006

3:34:00 PM CST

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Heh, I made a Dew site on a song the day the song was released.

March 23rd, 2006

5:41:04 PM CST

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Only about 5 more hours till #8 :)

Adrenachrome

March 23rd, 2006

6:01:22 PM CST

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yea cause everybody knows he's gonna post it right aT midnight

March 23rd, 2006

11:33:13 PM CST

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iwgf.ytmnd.com is no. 8 - we like this one because while it might be less dew-ish to some, the presentation was done in a way that did not seem contrived 'rebus style'

March 23rd, 2006

11:34:40 PM CST

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good choice

Adrenachrome

March 23rd, 2006

11:37:30 PM CST

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lol he posted it at midnight just to make me look like an ass, thanks buddy ;)

March 23rd, 2006

11:51:20 PM CST

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Mine has come up yet,That means it will be in a higher spot :P

Philkensebben

March 23rd, 2006

11:56:14 PM CST

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i agree

Peepsalot

March 23rd, 2006

11:57:19 PM CST

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#8 oh hell yes

March 23rd, 2006

11:57:39 PM CST

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^ well...exactly which one of your sh*tty sites do you think deserves to be rated high?

mmmmjournal

March 24th, 2006

12:44:23 AM CST

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I soooooooooooo want "Hyphen" to win.

March 24th, 2006

1:17:26 AM CST

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Doktor - i have to be blunt. you're being a pissy little bitch. for one, there were 6 judges. I'm much more a Dew Fundamentalist, but as boomaga's newreel said bluntly, THERE ARE EXCEPTIONS. we decided celebrating a 5 star vote was mundane enough.

March 24th, 2006

1:19:06 AM CST

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and over the past half hour i've watched you gradually downvote from 5 to 3 to 2 to 1. we knew after voting this would be a controversial choice, that the photoshop makes the focus less narrow in a way, but it is hardly a contrived image by any means.

March 24th, 2006

1:22:57 AM CST

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no kidding its less 'dew' than som others, but there what we keep saying is the SUBJECTIVE factor of FUNNY that makes up for it, and its focus remains narrow enough that it didnt hurt the score too much.

March 24th, 2006

1:24:18 AM CST

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so if you're going to keep thinking you know better, go start your own contest, consider your prize revoked, and yourself dishonorably discharged. i'm giving you a chance for redemption, i advise you use it.

March 24th, 2006

1:29:55 AM CST

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because it took you 50 tries to make a decent site and i took my time to help you figure it out since you wouldnt give up. and now you turn your back on me because a site you dont think should be higher than yours, is.

March 24th, 2006

1:32:50 AM CST

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and you use my own quotes against me, forgetting this is a CONCENSUS VOTE. you act like the top 20 rankings are MY rankings, when they are absolutely not.

March 24th, 2006

1:35:13 AM CST

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The fact is that there's no particular "voting algorithm". Things are going to vary, with 6 judges with their own perspective and reactions (including myself). It certainly makes for a bit of variation and deviation with the outcome, which isn't necessa

March 24th, 2006

1:36:18 AM CST

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necessarily a bad thing. I'm not saying I was the one to favor this particular entry, but don't throw everthing onto MasterSitsu.

March 24th, 2006

1:37:00 AM CST

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you dork. a well photoshopped bear, if done well, would be unnoticable enough to not be 'contrived' - you miss the point entirely. that site almost made top 20, if it did i bet you wouldnt be here complaining.

March 24th, 2006

1:40:20 AM CST

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oh, so know that you THINK you know the limits of a Dew Army site, you have principles. Well you just 'principled' yourself out of our respect. you lose, good day sir.

March 24th, 2006

1:41:34 AM CST

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... and yet those sites that you made that you'd complain about 'out of principle', you still have kept 'dew army' tags on. thats interesting.

March 24th, 2006

1:44:02 AM CST

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dude, early on you were making, and i didnt want to get you down by saying it so bluntly, some AWFUL sites, mixed with decent ones. I put you on the fundamentals becuase it was the only way for you to learn.

March 24th, 2006

1:45:27 AM CST

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people say 'you need to know the rules before you can break them' - Peepsalot has been a Master since day one, he knows how to push the limit well. you didnt, so i did not advocate your overly contrived style ones.

March 24th, 2006

1:57:11 AM CST

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meanwhile, b00n says "nice choice" and then promptly goes and 1's today's site.

nuclearbastard

March 24th, 2006

2:14:15 AM CST

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OK... everyone, Sitsu included, is taking this way too seriously. The whole point of Dew in the first place (IMHO) is to take a songs lyrics and twist them into something completely off topic, but simple. Where is my mine, I will get five, snooper, and

nuclearbastard

March 24th, 2006

2:15:36 AM CST

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...several others upcoming were good examples of how the Dew Army evolves to include samples outside of the mold. You will see that we recognized those who made creative contributions and those who took it in creative directions

March 24th, 2006

2:16:59 AM CST

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Ugh, why the complaining? It's not about abiding by some set of rules no matter what, it's about being amusing. Photoshopping together some contrived image that makes no sense isn't funny because it has no focus, however when a little bit of photoshoppi

nuclearbastard

March 24th, 2006

2:17:21 AM CST

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As for Sitsu, you knew that people were going to disagree with the judging results for myriad reasons, and it does nothing but fuel the flame for the... umm... flame war. I say stand by your word. You don't need to justify yourself to anyone.

March 24th, 2006

2:18:21 AM CST

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photoshopping is done and it is still focusing on one mundane thing, like a five vote, I find it funny. Just me though, to each his own.

March 24th, 2006

2:18:40 AM CST

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i made a specific decision to not set specific criteria with the judges, to allow for people to be creative either way. i even put in the RULES that it was NOT MANDATORY to follow the picture/sound/text format, but advised that those are what was preferre

March 24th, 2006

2:20:34 AM CST

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preferred, simply becuase the fundamentals/lack of photoshop breed more ridiculous contrasting images. some know how to break the rules, some don't. i advocated NOT becasue so few can break them and do it well.

March 24th, 2006

2:21:18 AM CST

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Yeah, what nuclearbastard said too, it's not all that important, just what six people find funny, no use getting all angry, it's silly.

March 24th, 2006

2:22:12 AM CST

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as for DoktorS03, my particular lashing out at him comes from the fact that i spent so much time trying to school him when he BLUNTLY said he was having trouble 'getting it', and he just lashes back without showing any patience for explanation.

March 24th, 2006

2:25:25 AM CST

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to see him get so bitchy, after i showed so much patience with him, more than ANYONE else... why should i let that slide?

March 24th, 2006

2:31:55 AM CST

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keep ME on my toes? dude, seriously, more than ANYONE, i tried to help YOU make good sites. tell me why you couldnt calmly ask these questions and show me the same patience i showed you?

March 24th, 2006

2:33:04 AM CST

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your initial post, i did take it as angry, because you made it about YOU. 'this isnt the dew I spent all this time trying to learn', like i had led you astray and wasted your time. please.

March 24th, 2006

2:35:06 AM CST

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and that comment about how you dont care to see whats comes any higher... thats just melodramatic pissiness no matter which way you slice it.

March 24th, 2006

2:44:42 AM CST

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doktor if you keep this up, you are gonna get extra miles for all of us (in full gear)

March 24th, 2006

2:53:56 AM CST

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RESPECT YOUR DAMN AUTHORITY MAN

March 24th, 2006

2:54:45 AM CST

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no skatevans, you're in the clear. even b00n, he has his own opinions as well. its not really about the opinions, its specifically about doktors03 being a brat after i held his hand through the contest. he got in the top 20 of 630 sites and he acts like t

March 24th, 2006

2:58:14 AM CST

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this. to me thats shameful/ungrateful. he complained about Dr Satan telling him off about using so many commonly misheard lyrics, but thinks its just find to "put me on my toes" when his opinion differs.

frodoninefingers

March 24th, 2006

3:10:17 AM CST

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no matter what anyone thinks of how the doktor is acting, everyone knows that http://imacheerio.ytmnd.com/ is the best and should be number 1.

frodoninefingers

March 24th, 2006

3:12:11 AM CST

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If it ends up that no matter what ahttp://imacheerio.ytmnd.com/ doesn't take number 1, I for one will lose a little faith in the impartialness of the judging.

March 24th, 2006

3:16:46 AM CST

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i agree its good and i like it but the sound sortof makes my head want to start spinning and sputtering green stuff

AskAak

March 24th, 2006

4:15:31 AM CST

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If our God is really an awesome God, then DoktorS03 will have the #1 Dew. Then someone makes a dramatic reading of this comments page, and we all 5 it

March 24th, 2006

5:00:56 AM CST

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mastersh*tsu is a hypocrite no doubt and he sounds like a megalomaniac with all his almighty dew expertise. this site was funny but nothing like he's been preaching "narrow focus" he sounds like a moron repeating that

March 24th, 2006

5:05:17 AM CST

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man, I love how internet nerds get a sense of power by creating a few good YTMND sites and all of a sudden they can form a click and start threatening other internet nerds

March 24th, 2006

5:06:33 AM CST

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doktor would you shuttup? what site did you make anyway? let me go see...

March 24th, 2006

5:07:47 AM CST

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wait, so which one of doktors really crappy sites does he think should be in the top 10? THe seagull one? please...mastersitsu was right

March 24th, 2006

5:08:49 AM CST

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speaking of hypocrites I don't remember giving today's #8 a one star. It must be muscle memory clicking that one star...

March 24th, 2006

5:10:36 AM CST

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OH MY GOD. SYNCAN IS HERE. You all better bow down and show respect!

March 24th, 2006

5:15:19 AM CST

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OK the CHeerio site is OK but it's all over the internet: http://www.kissthisguy.com/lyric.php?id=930 LAME! Choke yourself!

March 24th, 2006

5:16:40 AM CST

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Here's my top 5: 1-4 are my sites & a tie at #5 is "zzzzzz" and "hyphen" because giving them #1 wouldn't be right since they are a stretch albeit cool/funny

March 24th, 2006

5:19:32 AM CST

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& in conclusion...I'm the one who goes to HBS so all of you shuttup and listen to my opinions!

ScndPistonHonda

March 24th, 2006

5:39:48 AM CST

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This isn't photoshopped. It's two seperate images, one for background and one in the forefront. It's pretty good, but i wouldn't have put it as high up as it is.

ScndPistonHonda

March 24th, 2006

5:40:58 AM CST

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Ok, i guess you could say it's photoshopped, but it's not manipulated within each picture.

ardeo

March 24th, 2006

7:06:26 AM CST

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You guys must be saving mine for last... mkhttw.ytmnd.com for #2 and btbg.ytmnd.com for #1. Am I right? Am I right?!

NeoMatrixClt

March 24th, 2006

7:29:39 AM CST

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I have a feeling the knickers one will

March 24th, 2006

8:17:12 AM CST

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God I hope not ardeo. Those are terrible

roq

March 24th, 2006

9:04:11 AM CST

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My 2 cents: I had fun both making & viewing dew sites, and i'm glad that some people enjoyed my sites. I got a laugh out of them myself, and it doesn't bother me if a few people didn't rank my sites high among the others. The point is, I had fun and ca

roq

March 24th, 2006

9:06:00 AM CST

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can't complain. I'm just happy to be here, and i'm very impressed with the effort that was put into this contest. If anyone wants, they can make their own top 10 lists from the entries too, no one is stopping you. Now, let the show continue!

March 24th, 2006

9:36:23 AM CST

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so b00n, i guess you can't read either, huh?

money-hat

March 24th, 2006

9:36:28 AM CST

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I missed #8 the first time around. Nice one!

March 24th, 2006

9:43:14 AM CST

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scndpistonh: precisely. while clearly photoshopped, its done in a way that was NOT very contrived at all. had he put Brian Peppers in the picture instead of that guy it would be a whole different ball game.

March 24th, 2006

10:31:56 AM CST

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I hope I get top 10 :)

March 24th, 2006

10:34:39 AM CST

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MasterSitsu is being very defensive. His panties are definitely in a twist

March 24th, 2006

10:38:01 AM CST

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i speak honestly to people who actually wish to discuss. unlike you, who have to be 'too cool' on everything you comment on, THINKING you're putting people in a twist. you're inkdrinker lite.

March 24th, 2006

10:41:14 AM CST

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And why is everyone getting pissed off? I mean come on it's just a contest on the internet. I mean I only submitted 1 dew army site. If I don't get it oh well, I had a sh*tload of sites to submit but I only put it one. But I still had fun making it.

March 24th, 2006

10:43:10 AM CST

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don't get me wrong b00n, you are annoying, but its not anything you say. its the fact that you keep coming back despite having nothing to say.

March 24th, 2006

10:43:24 AM CST

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ha! inkdrinker is my stupid little brother. I was on here almost a year making fun of fascist nerds before I brought him under my wing

March 24th, 2006

10:44:38 AM CST

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I didn't even care about a prize I just wanted to do something different for a change on here. And I'm glad I did. So I mean there was a panel of judges and they voted on how they saw it fit. I'm sure there was atleast 500 sites made, so I'm sure there we

March 24th, 2006

10:45:53 AM CST

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ooooh the indignation!!!!!

March 24th, 2006

10:46:07 AM CST

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were a bunch of repeat sites. So have fun and no more complaining.

March 24th, 2006

10:46:43 AM CST

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my only 'panties in a bunch' agenda for the day is whether or not to remove doktors entry from the top 20 listing site and give his spot to someone who would appreciate the attention.

March 24th, 2006

11:02:11 AM CST

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It is childish and yes I would have done the same thing.

March 24th, 2006

11:03:53 AM CST

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the other judges, spare 2 of em, have seen your comments. we'll discuss it. i agree its a vindictive move, but I dont even care. it turns out you wasted my time, so i'd rather give someone else the attention, personally.

Peepsalot

March 24th, 2006

11:04:30 AM CST

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Wow, I'm amazed how much controversy this stirred up. Don't get too wrapped up in the internets people, go ride a bike or something. And thanks for the 5's everyone, it's quickly becoming my highest rated site.

March 24th, 2006

11:04:38 AM CST

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what doktor site was in the top 20 list anyway????

March 24th, 2006

11:05:33 AM CST

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theres plenty other sites just sandwiched out of the top 20 that people would like just fine, who i'm sure wouldnt go apesh*t that something less traditional placed ahead of them on a stupid contest.

March 24th, 2006

11:05:45 AM CST

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This isn't a democracy ! This is a Masterocracy!

March 24th, 2006

11:07:55 AM CST

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anwyays, i have actual business to attend to. i'll read comments tonight. now you all know why i preemptively attacked whining in my site description since i started posting comments.

March 24th, 2006

11:08:35 AM CST

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Oh wait, doktor made the 'cross-eyed-bear" YTMND?? LOL I love that one!!!

March 24th, 2006

11:09:17 AM CST

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b00n - The Sitsu giveth and the Sitsu taketh away. and Fake Me, i'll be doing a 'special recognition' site outside the Dew Army judging on March 31, the day #1 is revealed.

March 24th, 2006

11:11:56 AM CST

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lol - OK that WAS funny Sitsu and Doktor I can't hate u because that site cracks me up.

March 24th, 2006

12:46:42 PM CST

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wow, dew army is some serious business right here.

March 24th, 2006

1:43:13 PM CST

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lol true ^

ollj

March 24th, 2006

2:52:05 PM CST

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I make 5 short movies (all 11 minutes long and ~75 YTMNDs each) out of the best DEW contest entries": 2 have a "circle of life" storyline, one is a shopping guide full of food, one about YTMND fads and one about "the top 75"...

March 24th, 2006

3:48:29 PM CST

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yeah ollj, i dont know what you're talking about.

March 24th, 2006

4:34:46 PM CST

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wheres boomaga? "you have now officially... crrrrooossed the line" -

March 24th, 2006

4:38:24 PM CST

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if this is the kind of bitching i'm going to have to keep putting up with over a simple contest, i'm just not going to say anything about any other entry on here again.

March 24th, 2006

4:54:20 PM CST

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"I'm trying to get you (plural) to admit that, in some respects, you (plural) made an error in judgement." - well i've already explained why we did not feel an error in judgment was made. and thats that. period.

xxblindchildxx

March 24th, 2006

5:13:24 PM CST

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DoctorS03: my subjective opinion can beat up your subjective opinion. :)

March 24th, 2006

5:13:42 PM CST

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for god's sake, let's march on.

March 24th, 2006

5:15:01 PM CST

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***--------- no more discussion of #8, or opinions on #8, after this comment -------***

xxblindchildxx

March 24th, 2006

5:25:41 PM CST

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((cough)) syncan ((cough)) is gay ((cough))

March 24th, 2006

5:26:22 PM CST

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where's my burrito?

davedevil16

March 24th, 2006

5:32:39 PM CST

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Doktor...shut the hell up. You're bitching and one of your sites is in the Top 20. 580 other sites aren't recognized at all. and where is boomaga...he needs to do a reading of this

March 24th, 2006

5:43:35 PM CST

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sore loser

March 24th, 2006

5:44:52 PM CST

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uh oh self righteous indignation ahead...