Atheist Goat
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I think I've figured out the coffee thing. Anyone whose seen Guys and Dolls knows that the chruch lady says at one point (regarding coffee) "This stuff's so good, I can't believe it's not a sin." Now suppose there was some fanatic in the audience who saw the logic in this statement and decided to make a little addition to his website.
It's funny cause it's true. I'm an athiest, only the ignorant are happy.
Maybe when Jesus comes back, and eliminates the sex trade, or stops the intentional spread of aids, or explains why sexual predators make it into the ranks of priesthood, or why he did not come riding down on a cloud of lightning when puppet popes were instituted by corrupt kings through use of force. Until then, I'm sleeping till 3:00 on Sunday.
Atheists are incapable of being kind, reasonably satisfied in life or well-adjusted! We hardcore Christians however, are very capable of moving civilizations forward with our keen skills in literal translations of a highly edited and reinterpreted Bible, extreme ignorance, blatant mysticism and intolerance of those who have different beliefs and lifestyles!
here's the atheistic approach to morality: Societies that did not figure out that 1.) killing , 2.) stealing, or 3.) lying among their own people was bad died off or were overtaken by societies that did figure that out. There's the f*cking explaination. Everything else besides those 3 natural moral laws is pretty much bullsh*t.
Religion is just a speed-bump against science. XP
Why do they believe that Ghandi is going to a fictional place worse than aushwitz called "hell"(just for being the "wrong" religion) while the murderous,canibalistic,sadistic,rapist crusaders get some wonderful reward in some invisible place called "heaven"!!!????
Bible-god is f*cked!!! A psychoanylysist could tell you that the god in the bible in a total psychopath.(also has bi-polar disorder)
Check out www.evilbible.com
I used to think this was funny until I looked at the website your source is from....man. I can't believe people actually...ya know...believe that way. And in our country of all places..I thought the fanatics were all in the Middle East.
Check out the website and read about Hoppy or whatever his name is. He's the "Kanga-Jew". Couldn't make that up.
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